Why you should have your girlfriend should hide your credit card when you're drunk

[Urban Cowboy]

Well, this weekend I got completly wasted. While this is nothing new, the fact that I can't remember anything for a good 4 hour period disturbs me. But through my fabulous detective work, I have pieced some of the time in question together. First, judging by the writing and primitive drawing on my chest and forehead, I would say I passed out(for just how long is not yet known). Clue #2, there are 3 pints of ice cream gone. My g/f says she didn't eat them, so this can only mean that there was late night frige raid. Last, this morning my credit card company calls to see if my credit card was stolen, due to a $165 charge from the Little Sex Shop located in Amsterdam. Apperently I got some paddles, whips, and dvds(I must have been having some fun, wish I could remember).

I wrote all this to ask, what the craziest thing you have ever bought while under the influence is.

[AboveTheClouds]

( I remember this somewhat) I was wasted and so were my friends.. We all went down to the corner store,and I was hungry so I decided to buy a can of soup.... well we got outside and I realised I needed a "canogenor(can opener)" so being the lazy drunk I am. I threw the can of soup into the street and a car ran over it....and the can exploded...It was so funny, I remember falling down with laughter.

[Loner]

I got drunk and bought the dancing gopher from Caddyshack (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080487/).

http://store1.yimg.com/I/giftwarehouse1_1803_17529748

At least my girlfriend's nieces think it's funny.

[Equilibrium]

i got drunk, and couldn find my way home..walking...for a few hours i was a homeless drunk :)

[Golgot]

I wrote all this to ask, what the craziest thing you have ever bought while under the influence is.

More drink :rolleyes:

[Loner]

More drink :rolleyes:
"...and so I drank one it became four, and when I fell on the floor I drank more."

[Tazz]

i never got drunk but i got high a couple times :D

[Equilibrium]

i never got drunk but i got high a couple times :D
Pothead.

[Tazz]

Pothead.

i dont do pot i just got one once or twice no big deal

[Equilibrium]

i dont do pot i just got one once or twice no big deal
I was kidding anyways lol.