Will Do sexual Favors for Reputation Points..

[Equilibrium]

hahah no..lol sick people these days mmm..

The real point of this thread is a question...

Is there any one thing in the entire world that you would perform sexual favors in order to get? (something realistic like fame or money NOT superhuman powers and a bajillion dollars)

[Golgot]

hahah no..lol sick people these days mmm..

The real point of this thread is a question...

Is there any one thing in the entire world that you would perform sexual favors in order to get? (something realistic like fame or money NOT superhuman powers and a bajillion dollars)

Erm, yes.

Sexual favours :)

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I think you've just won the silliest-Mofo-question-ever prize. (We really should have our own little oscars for this type of thing ;) :rolleyes: )

[The Taxi Driver]

depends on who i am doing the sexual favors to. :randy:

[jrs]

The answer is no. Sex is not the way to go, to get what you want/ destined to get.

[Equilibrium]

The answer is no. Sex is not the way to go, to get what you want/ destined to get.


:p :p :p :p :p :laugh: :laugh: :rotfl:

:rotfl:


and btw..i meant sexual favors for someone of the same sex...erm ur a guy and ur guy boss wants you to give him head and he'll triple ur salary...

[jrs]

your guy boss wants you to give him head and he'll triple your salary...


I'd sue him .....oh, and chop his dick off.

[The Taxi Driver]

and btw..i meant sexual favors for someone of the same sex...erm ur a guy and ur guy boss wants you to give him head and he'll triple ur salary...


ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. your nasty man.

[Equilibrium]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. your nasty man.
like..its this four letter word called...oh yea JOKE

[The Taxi Driver]

o i thought you were serious man.

[Zeiken]

Now lets calm down everyone. We all know that Equilibrium is completley inasane. Give him a break.

[Equilibrium]

:rolleyes:

[nebbit]

:nope: :nope: :nope: :nope: :nope: :nope: :nope: :nope: :nope:

[Equilibrium]

nebbit can you elaborate lol..

[nebbit]

nebbit can you elaborate lol..

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[7thson]

I once gave a foot massage to my neighbor for a cup of sugar.

[Sleezy]

I once gave a foot massage to my neighbor for a cup of sugar.

Now that's a story just waiting to be told.

[jrs]

I once scratched someone's back in return for the same.

[Sleezy]

I once scratched someone's back in return for the same.

You mean...literally? I thought the "You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours" adage was just a metaphor.

[jrs]

literally....and yes it is a metaphor

[Equilibrium]

I once let an old lady sit in my lap for some money.

[7thson]

I once let an old lady sit in my lap for some money.
How much did you pay her?

[Zeiken]

One time i.........nah, forget it. Boring story anyway. Uh.......Yeah, i would do just about anything for anything. there. HappY? HAPPY? HAPPY THAT YOU KNOW THE TRUTH?? ARE YOU NOT ENATERTAINED? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??!!??!

[Equilibrium]

How much did you pay her?
SHE gave me 50 cents, for a coke. This was when i was like 12.

[nebbit]

One time i.........nah, forget it. Boring story anyway. Uh.......Yeah, i would do just about anything for anything. there. HappY? HAPPY? HAPPY THAT YOU KNOW THE TRUTH?? ARE YOU NOT ENATERTAINED? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??!!??!

:nope:

[Aniko]

I once gave a foot massage to my neighbor for a cup of sugar.

:laugh: I'll have to remember that the next time my neighbor wants to borrow my latter. I can always use a foot massage. ;)



One summer, home from college, I thought I got a summer job in my field. Unfortunately my boss hired me for sumpthin' else. When I said no...I was fired.

[Equilibrium]

One summer, home from college, I thought I got a summer job in my field. Unfortunately my boss hired me for sumpthin' else. When I said no...I was fired.
Are You serious?

[Aniko]

Are You serious?

Yes, I'm very serious.

[LordSlaytan]

Annie,

You told me that you would never say anything about that. Besides, you knew that I was hiring amateur masseuses only...just what did you expect??? I told you I had a groin pull and thought that you might have a knack for such things. But let me tell you this; a kick to the balls DOES NOT cure a groin pull. I repeat: DOES NOT! So let's us not split hairs any longer, m-kay?

[Tolstoy]

One summer, home from college, I thought I got a summer job in my field. Unfortunately my boss hired me for sumpthin' else. When I said no...I was fired.

Is the moral of the story to stand up for your morals?
Or is it to sleep with your boss so you dont get fired?

I'd say basically nothing is off grounds sexually for a million bucks, but thats just me :)

[moonchild]

I'd do Richard Simmons for $1 million
if he wore a bag over his head and I wore ear plugs
and I had my memory modified

[Equilibrium]

Man o man, id do Nicole Kidman for 1 mil...she'd have to pay ME 1 mil of course coz im too sexy ..o yeaaa

[nebbit]

Annie,

You told me that you would never say anything about that. Besides, you knew that I was hiring amateur masseuses only...just what did you expect??? I told you I had a groin pull and thought that you might have a knack for such things. But let me tell you this; a kick to the balls DOES NOT cure a groin pull. I repeat: DOES NOT! So let's us not split hairs any longer, m-kay?

I'll give you rep points for that one :laugh:

[Equilibrium]

I'll give you rep points for that one :laugh:
Do i get some for letting that old lady sit in my lap?

[nebbit]

Do i get some for letting that old lady sit in my lap?

:nope:

Didn't she give you something ;)

[Equilibrium]

:nope:

Didn't she give you something ;)

She gave me 50 cents :(

[Aniko]

Annie,

You told me that you would never say anything about that. Besides, you knew that I was hiring amateur masseuses only...just what did you expect??? I told you I had a groin pull and thought that you might have a knack for such things. But let me tell you this; a kick to the balls DOES NOT cure a groin pull. I repeat: DOES NOT! So let's us not split hairs any longer, m-kay?

:laugh:

Split hairs...split hairs!?

Why you....#@X*##! You deserved my boot. You said you wanted me to pull on Roscoe and take him out for a walk. You didn’t say anything about a groin pull. You Beast...you brut....you...you big Gooooon. I can arrange for THOSE hairs to be split as well....I got my razor. ;)

[Aniko]

Is the moral of the story to stand up for your morals?
Or is it to sleep with your boss so you dont get fired?

I suppose you could also lie down or bend over for your morals...it all depends on what your morals are.

For me...the moral to my story is....no job is worth prostituting yourself for...

...and men can pigs. :modest:



I'd say basically nothing is off grounds sexually for a million bucks, but thats just me :)

Please go to Toosie’s thread...Conversely, which actor/actress WOULDN'T you bone for a cool $Mil?
http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=7655

I think you two have alot in common. ;D

[Zeiken]

Yeah....no offense Equ- but i cant believe this thread has lasted this long.

[Equilibrium]

It um, wasnt supposed to. I just wanted reputation points..so i thought id whore myself to get them...thats all. :)

[Sidewinder]

I was once offered $100 by a group of women at a pub to do a strip for them. Though honored, I respectfuly declined with the quiet dignity that I had not sacrificed my body for money :p

Being as poor as I am now though my answer may have been different....

[Sidewinder]

Speaking of Rep points though I just realised I have two bars of it!!! Woohoo I thought this day would never come.

I'd like to thank the Academy, friends and family for helping me get here. Its been a long road but we made it.

[Zeiken]

It um, wasnt supposed to. I just wanted reputation points..so i thought id whore myself to get them...thats all. :)

reputation should be earned, yo. It feels a lot better to make an outstanding point, one which changes the way people think, or an observation swaying the result of a heated debate, now theres a noble way to earn those little green badges of honor. :D

that, or i guess you could whore yourself out. That works too.

[Equilibrium]

Speaking of Rep points though I just realised I have two bars of it!!! Woohoo I thought this day would never come.

I'd like to thank the Academy, friends and family for helping me get here. Its been a long road but we made it.

LOL rep points for you my friend....

[Equilibrium]

reputation should be earned, yo. It feels a lot better to make an outstanding point, one which changes the way people think, or an observation swaying the result of a heated debate, now theres a noble way to earn those little green badges of honor. :D

that, or i guess you could whore yourself out. That works too.
Exactly

[John McClane]

...and men can pigs. :modest:
It's true. :D *begins to make noises like a pig* We can also be horses, or dogs. ;D

[Knoxville]

Men will be anything you want them to be when they want sex-I know that from experience.

[John McClane]

Me too. Oh wait, I'm a guy. That explains it. ;)

[Knoxville]

My ex-boyfriend pretended to be human whenever he wanted sex:D

[John McClane]

Can't say I've ever done that before. ;)

[Equilibrium]

Can't say I've ever done that before. ;)
i have.

[John McClane]

We all know that. :p ;)

[Equilibrium]

We all know that. :p ;)
haha