r3port3r66
06-17-04, 12:39 AM
Got this from my very best friend in the world. Made me laugh because we're like this:
1. When you are sad - I will help you
> get drunk and plot revenge against the
> sorry bastard who made you sad.
>
> 2. When you are blue - I will try to
> dislodge whatever is choking you.
>
> 3. When you are scared - I will rag on
> you about it every chance I get.
>
> 4. When you are worried - I will tell
> horrible stories about how much worse
> it could be and to quit whining.
>
> 5. When you are confused - I will use
> little words.
>
> 6. When you are sick - stay the hell
> away from me until you are well again.
> I don't want whatever you have.
>
> 7. When you fall - I will point and
> laugh at your clumsy ass.
>
> This is my oath....I pledge it till the
> end. Why?, you may ask. Because you are
> my friend.
1. When you are sad - I will help you
> get drunk and plot revenge against the
> sorry bastard who made you sad.
>
> 2. When you are blue - I will try to
> dislodge whatever is choking you.
>
> 3. When you are scared - I will rag on
> you about it every chance I get.
>
> 4. When you are worried - I will tell
> horrible stories about how much worse
> it could be and to quit whining.
>
> 5. When you are confused - I will use
> little words.
>
> 6. When you are sick - stay the hell
> away from me until you are well again.
> I don't want whatever you have.
>
> 7. When you fall - I will point and
> laugh at your clumsy ass.
>
> This is my oath....I pledge it till the
> end. Why?, you may ask. Because you are
> my friend.