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Garrett
06-09-04, 01:30 AM
http://www.freshteencuties.com/brit.jpg

What awful thing do you think she caught a glimpse of?

I'm betting that she heard her music on the radio and realized that her life is a waste.
jrs
06-09-04, 02:41 AM
Her face in the rearview mirror.
blibblobblib
06-09-04, 05:03 PM
Oh have none of you heard?

The photographer who took this photograph managed to capture the first bizarre, unexpected and premature moments of Britney Spear's rapid ageing. At the moment this photo was captured, something within Britney had started to burn and immediatly after this pic, her face distorted with agony, began to age rapidly in a mater of seconds Indiana Jones and the Last crusade-stylee. As she rithed in pain, screaming through the window, she turned into a very old woman. It was quite amusing really, did no one catch this on E? Within seconds Britney had transformed into a 90yeard old woman, thats why no ones has seen her since, havnt you wondered why shes been out of the papers for more than a week?

Heres a rare picture i found of her, spotted whilst driving to her plastic surgeon the next day...poor Brit

http://www.mitalub.net/pictures/random/old_woman_face.jpg
r3port3r66
06-10-04, 12:06 AM
Actually, and I heard this on FOX news. She hadn't realized that her clam shell earring was in fact still alive and bit her on the neck the moment the photo was taken.
LordSlaytan
06-10-04, 02:54 AM
She was just about to say, "Don't make me touch that THING!!!"
blibblobblib
06-10-04, 08:31 AM
Actually, and I heard this on FOX news. She hadn't realized that her clam shell earring was in fact still alive and bit her on the neck the moment the photo was taken.

:rotfl:
Caitlyn
06-10-04, 09:33 PM
You guys didn’t hear about her driving down the road screeching at the top of her lungs when she heard a popping sound… she first thought her tire had blown out… but it turned out it was her boob instead…


Meow...
r3port3r66
06-10-04, 09:44 PM
You guys didn’t hear about her driving down the road screeching at the top of her lungs when she heard a popping sound… she first thought her tire had blown out… but it turned out it was her boob instead…


Meow...

:laugh:

Not realizing that her blouse was completely un-buttoned, she pleaded with the officer to look at her nice car instead.
Revenant
06-11-04, 07:56 AM
Her career. :p
nebbit
06-14-04, 08:35 AM
Heres a rare picture i found of her, spotted whilst driving to her plastic surgeon the next day...poor Brit

http://www.mitalub.net/pictures/random/old_woman_face.jpg

:rotfl:
Equilibrium
06-14-04, 04:21 PM
Hey shush,Stop making fun of her.
You never know, Britney might be my future wife..if she gets drunk and we meet up at a club...
r3port3r66
06-14-04, 11:02 PM
Love her red scrunchie!
blibblobblib
06-15-04, 03:43 PM
Love her red scrunchie!

I KNOW! They are so In at the mo. thats why i have THE most respect for Brit. Even though she's gone through the very common experience of instant ageing, she is still so with it. Shes now one hip old granny :yup:
7thson
06-15-04, 11:12 PM
I think maybe she just sharted.
Caitlyn
06-16-04, 12:28 AM
I think maybe she just sharted.


Or maybe she didn't... ;)