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r3port3r66
03-26-04, 01:50 PM
So I was channel surfing one morning, really early one morning, and I came across a Christian television show of which I can't remember the name. The show has a woman (with a bad face-lift) reading newspaper headlines from around the world aloud, then asks the minister, who is seated next to her (evening news style) what they mean, and how they are omens for the end of the world, or more specifically the second coming of Christ. The minister, Jack, then waves his Bible around and quotes from the scriptures about how modern day happenings are signs that the end is near. Example:

Lady (reading a headline): " 'AIDS epidemic rises in India,' " she reads, " Jack, is that a sign that the end is near?"

Jack (waving Bible), " Yes it says in the Bible that there will be a great plague before the second coming. In fact, [insert Biblical verse here]!"

Lady, "Earthquake Rocks Mexico. Jack is that a sign?"

Jack, " Yes it is. [Insert Biblical verse here]!"

Anyway the whole show goes on (and on) about all these things happening in the world and how they are predications that the "second coming" is upon us.

What I want to comment on though, is that at one point Jack, the evangelist, emphasizes that there will be a great World Dictator who will come to power and dominate the world. "He is evil," Jack says, "a false prophet who will sway countries!"
Here is what I find interesting. No where inside the entire broadcast does Jack mention George Bush! I'm not saying that George W. is the devil since I don't believe in Jack's teachings, but since this show takes world headlines (not one happy one by-the-way) and uses them as examples of biblical prophecy, don't you think given the current state of the world, and the US leader's incredible power to influence it, Jack might mention George W. as a possible "great world power"? He doesn't.

My question is who do these Evangelists think George W. Bush is? I mean, do they think he's a good guy? And given their examples of a World Dictator rising up and influencing nations--right now, no one is better described as this other than George himself. So, do they think that the US President is Christ? Must be, since no one else in the world has more power than Bush right now, and any attempts by other countries to rise in power are killed or de-throned, I mean the "baddies" are wiped out by...you guessed it George W.

By-the-way, no disrespect is intended toward our Christian members. I'm just trying to understand why they speak of a World Dictator, and yet they overlook George W. Bush as a possible baddie.

Piddzilla
03-26-04, 02:07 PM
Because they're christian right wing nutties.

Yoda
03-26-04, 05:25 PM
Yeah, that's pretty whacked out. I don't think Bush is anything resembling a dictator, really, but being the world's most powerful man, one would think that claiming the end of the world is nigh would at least warrant a passing reference to Dubya.

Caitlyn
03-26-04, 05:43 PM
Of course they didn’t mention Bush… they’re nutty, not crazy… and they know Republicans know how to put a check in the mail as well as a Democrat… ;)

kaisersoze
03-26-04, 05:59 PM
I think they are just making things out more than what they are. Bad news is going to happen around the world everday as well as good. It is only that the news chooses to report the bad news to the public can be more "informed"

Frankly I would find it disturbing if I woke up one day to know that nothing has happened in the world.

Piddzilla
03-26-04, 06:20 PM
Maybe they're right. I mean, hypothetically speaking, the world is a very old place - millions of years old. So let's say that the world will go down in ooh say 8000 years. Well, then the end is pretty near after all! :eek:

bluebottle
03-26-04, 06:27 PM
I bet it would make for a great movie...maybe Roland Emmerich could direct. ;D

Revenant
03-26-04, 06:36 PM
I bet it would make for a great movie...maybe Roland Emmerich could direct. ;D
Jim Carrey could play the megalomaniac and religious, end of the world spouting evangilist.

bluebottle
03-26-04, 06:37 PM
I'm a bit scared now - I just heard that there's a hurricane forming in the south Atlantic, and that's a meteorological first :eek:

LordSlaytan
03-26-04, 09:20 PM
The Anti-Christ will come from Rome, according to biblical text, that's why Christian Evangelist's don't bother assuming that it's Bush. Besides, most of those guys love Bush too much to slander him, after all, he is fighting the good fight against abortion, gay marriages, and the right to jack off hamsters everywhere, isn't he? Of course, it doesn't hurt that he has no ambitions to force a church tax.

kaisersoze
03-26-04, 11:00 PM
According to all these wacko fear mongers, the world was suppose to have ended in the year 2000 remember? But guess what I'm still here and your still here.......and I don't think there will be an "end" in the sense that we will be the cause of it.

I think the "end" would be when the sun burns out, but thats billions of years from now... as is my understanding.

Sir Toose
03-30-04, 08:59 AM
The world ends every day.

It's radically different every decade or so; so that it could be said that the 'world as we know it' is not static at all despite the assignation of that particular phrase.

Fall-from-Grace
03-30-04, 10:28 AM
[QUOTE=LordSlaytan]and the right to jack off hamsters everywhere, isn't he? [QUOTE]

wow. I have to start watching the news again.

Richard Hell
03-31-04, 10:19 PM
okay if the anti christ is supposed to come rome then who in rome could be the possible cannidate. see now this is starting to get hookey im so confused