Rate The Movie Poster Battle

[poeman]

Ahh, many of you like to give reviews to movies. Now i want you to give a RATING to a movie poster i post up.

RULES:

Rate the poster out of a possible 5 smilies. :) :) :) :) :)
If you can say in 1 or 2 sentences why.
This is for fun!!
I will Calculate the average Smilies at the end of the ratings

FIRST UP
BIG FISH
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0001HK0RA.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[liam5000]

:) :)
Nothing very special here. Not too bad... But... Eh.

[jrs]

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rv_img/rv_poster_neo.jpg

[LordSlaytan]

Hey now buddy, this is Poemans thread. You're supposed to rate Big Fish.

[r3port3r66]

:) :) :) :)

Big Fish

Not a great poster, but intriguing. If you have ever lived near or on open landscape you'll appreciate the colors because that is exactly what sunrise looks like early in the morning. As far as understanding where the "branches" are growing, that might take a bit of imagination.

Matrix Revoloutions
:)

Green, yeah.
Keanu alright.
Interesting? No.

[poeman]

jrs
dude nice poster, but can you rate the movie poster.:) I POSTED

[jrs]

I'm sorry :( I got hyped up into the "posting posters" thing.

I give the poster :) :) :)

[poeman]

I'm sorry :( I got hyped up into the "posting posters" thing.

I give the poster :) :) :)


hey man, you can post your posters, but post if you want after there is a vote that reaches 7 ratings . if im not here, then you can post.

[jrs]

7 ratings...like 7 of the :) ?

[r3port3r66]

Yeah, wha'?

[poeman]

7 ratings...like 7 of the :) ?


i actually meant 7 replys to the movie poster i posted

[Ezikiel]

Big Fish - :):)1/2, It's an ok poster, I like it. But nothing great.

The Matrix Revolutions - :):):):), I love it. Great Matrix poster.

[r3port3r66]

EZ; it's a poster that has no real effect, c'mon you could get action figures at Wal-Mart that have better advertising value....

[LordSlaytan]

I give Big Fish :) :) :) :), because it exudes fantasy and creates a sense of wonder towards what the film may be like.

[led_zeppelin]

I give the Big Fish poster :) :) :) 1/2. I think it's imaginative and kinda cool, so yeah, that's what I give it.

[higgy]

Big Fish - :) :) :) :) this got me intrigued, made me think about finding out about the film, where as with a normal poster i would just ignore it.

The Matrix - :) :) i give it this, but the matrix doesn't really need advertising and this poster simply reminds you of the matrix where a normal picture of big fish would do nothing to me.

[poeman]

You can rate both posters, mine and jrs. rate Alien and

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TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE
http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/183323.1020.A.jpg

[poeman]

um jrs can you get smaller posters, that thing is enormous and its giving me errors when i post! just keep it a bit smaller

[jrs]

um jrs can you get smaller posters, that thing is enormous and its giving me errors when i post! just keep it a bit smaller


;)

[T-850]

um jrs can you get smaller posters, that thing is enormous and its giving me errors when i post! just keep it a bit smaller

He's right. That poster is 961x1519 :indifferent:

[led_zeppelin]

Um, jrs no offense but isn't this Poeman's thread? Oh well, I'm not losing sleep over it. Anyway,

Alien: not as good as the "egg" one, but it's still cool. :) :) :)

TCSM: Love this poster, love the movie. Not a great poster, but still :) :) :) for me.

[LordSlaytan]

Um, jrs no offense but isn't this Poeman's thread?Yeah, it is, and I'm only going to vote for his, no offense to jrs in doing so either. We gotta have some loyalty for the guy, he's managed his voting threads quite well so far. And Jrs, would you please delete that gigantic, pain in the ass, poster? Pretty please? :)


Texas Chainsaw Massacre's poster gets :) :) :) from me. It is sufficiently creepy, but not all that imaginative.

[Sidewinder]

TCM = :) :) :) (Imagine that last smiley was cut in half :p )

[Ezikiel]

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre - :), I really don't like it that much at all.

[poeman]

well Texas Chainsaw Massacre did not fair well

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http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/141650.1020.A.jpg

[Ezikiel]

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring - :):):):)1/2, I love it. It's an awesome poster.

[led_zeppelin]

Call me sheltered, as big a fan as I am of LOTR *movies/books* I have never seen that poster. But for a teaser poster, it still rocks.

:) :) :) :)

[Sedai]

:):):):)

I tend to like the posters with little or no text, or this one would have had 5 smilies....

[Beale the Rippe]

:) :) :) :) 1/2

[Philmster]

:):):).6

[7thson]

:) :) :) 1/2

[jrs]

:) :) :) :) 1/2 ....I would have given it a full 5, yet the annoying moviegoods logo is in the way.

[newt]

:) :) :) :) . A simple poster that isn't too overwelming, yet is interesting.

[poeman]

You guys just ignore the moviegoods.com on the poster, just rate the movie poster :)

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http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/139952.1020.A.jpg

[Philmster]

:).1

Don't like it at all.

[poeman]

:).1

Don't like it at all.

sry i posted the wrong poster before, can u re rate again!

[Revenant]

:) :) :) :)

Very subtle and hinting of things to come.
The simplicity makes it more effective.

[RedQueen83]

so so not the coolist poster I'm seen

[Ezikiel]

Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace - :)1/2, I don't like it. The only reason I added the "1/2" was because I thought the Darth Vader shadow was pretty cool. But other than that, not a very good poster at all.

[LordSlaytan]

:sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep:

[Beale the Rippe]

:) :)

[led_zeppelin]

I like it, even though I hated the movie, I still like the poster. I think it is original, and the Vader *coolest character in Star Wars along with Han* shadow kicks butt IMO.

:) :) :) 1/2

[T-850]

If Vader weren’t in the background than the poster would be plain boring :o

[poeman]

star wars phantom menace got killed

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http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/189122.1020.A.jpg

[Beale the Rippe]

:) :) :)

I sort of like the coloring...the other posters, featuring the monsters, are better.

[jrs]

Van Helsing gets :) :) :) :) :) +

[Ezikiel]

Van Helsing - :):):)1/2. It's a good poster, not the greatest one out there, but I really like it.

[quiball]

:) :) :) :)
cos it's got hugh jackman in it ;)...and i also like the colouring and the who theme of the poster.

[Philmster]

:) :) .3 - Cheesy

[Sedai]

:):):)

I'm with Philmster

[RedQueen83]

I Like it :) :) :) :) 1/2 because Hugh Jackman is fine!!!! and what is he austrillian!!! Very Yummy!!!! :love: When is this film coming out anyways?

[higgy]

:) :) :) - I like the colouring and the effect of the moon, but it isn't amazing.

[poeman]

kk

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http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/162596.1020.A.jpg

[RedQueen83]

Different defineately unique I don't understand it but I guess if I had seen the movie the poster would make more sense to me but whatever....

[jrs]

:) :) 1/2 - Interesting concept though, not much of an eye catcher.

[Revenant]

:) :)

[higgy]

:) :) its unusual, but still pretty boring

[T-850]

:) :)

[Ezikiel]

Adaptation - :):)1/2, I love the movie, but the poster isn't too great.

[led_zeppelin]

:) :) its unusual, but still pretty boring


Agree totally.

[Beale the Rippe]

:) :) 1/2

[poeman]

adaptation didnt fare well

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http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/155207.1020.A.jpg

[Revenant]

:) :)

I like the sunset light and the arrow like crop circle aiming towards the house but for me a bit bland.

[birdygyrl]

:) :) 1/2

[RedQueen83]

The coloring is wonderful I give this a :) :) :) could use some more detail

[Sedai]

big fan o this one

:):):):)

[jrs]

I agree with Sedai... :):):):)

[Philmster]

:) boring poster.

[T-850]

:) :) :)

The sunset gives the background a beautiful color.

[led_zeppelin]

I LOVE the movie, and I LOVE the poster. :) :) :) :)

[poeman]

okay signs i thought was very good

Lets get more people to vote

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http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/196533.1020.A.jpg

[higgy]

Signs - :) :) :) :) - I liked this one, the colouring especially.
Hellboy - :) - don't like it, looks boring.

[jrs]

:) - Unoriginal and too crowded of a picture. I don't like it all.

[T-850]

:) 1/2

It reminds me of the Star Wars posters

http://images.killermovies.com/s/starwarsepisodeiiattackoftheclones/poster.jpg

[poeman]

hellboy is just not grabing attention

So NEXT UP:
http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/140051.1020.A.jpg

[birdygyrl]

:) :) :)

[jrs]

:) :) :) :) Kicks A** !

[higgy]

:) :) :) :) - Thats really cool.

[T-850]

:) :) 1/2

[Revenant]

:) :) :)

[RedQueen83]

:) :) Not much detail Kinda plain Jane

[Garrett]

:) :) too boring

[poeman]

that was good

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http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/189749.1020.A.jpg

[T-850]

:) :)

[RedQueen83]

:) :) :) Kinda Cool I love that tattoo but it lacks something

[led_zeppelin]

Yeah, it's cool, but still is lacking something. I agree. :) :) :)

[Garrett]

Now this one, I like. :) :) :) :)

[jrs]

Strange and cool :) :) :)

[Ezikiel]

Red Dragon - :):):)1/2, Always loved this poster.

[led_zeppelin]

I just want to point out that I love the tagline. Same thing on the Hannibal poster.

[higgy]

:) :) :) - I like it, but I just feel that it could be so much better, maybe if the horns were 3d, or something along that line.

[poeman]

okay new one

http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/185669.1020.A.jpg

[Revenant]

:) :) :)

[Spider-Freak]

:) :) nothin special with this... same old same old to me!

[T-850]

:) :) :)

[led_zeppelin]

Nothing special, doesn't really catch my attention that much. :) :)

[birdygyrl]

:) :) 1/2

[jrs]

:) :) 1/2 - I like it although I think it's sort of a rip off of the Birds of Prey advertisement. :yup:

http://www.birdsofpreyonline.com/gallery/promo/BP01_ASCT02.jpg

[poeman]

hey it does look like that

[poeman]

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A Upcoming Film

http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/194323.1020.A.jpg

[Spider-Freak]

For some reason i like it... :) :) :) :)

[Garrett]

:) - "Dangerously cheesy."

[T-850]

:) :)

[higgy]

:) - cheap

[led_zeppelin]

It wasn't that bad, I give it a :) :) :) 1/2

[poeman]

heres one coming up

SPIDERMAN 2
http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/190750.1020.A.jpg

[Revenant]

:) :) :) :)
It may not be complex but it catches my eye and the artistry is inspiring.

[T-850]

:) :) :)

'Cool poster' is a good way to describe it.

[James_Bond]

:) :) :) 1/2 Interesting poster.

[Spider-Freak]

:) :) :) :) :) rocks

[led_zeppelin]

Great pic of Doc Oc but not enough Spidey. :) :) :) :)

[Sedai]

Solid

:):):)1/2

[The Taxi Driver]

:) :) 1/2
i like how it shows you who the enemy is in this movie but i dont like the guy who plays doc. oc. because he doesnt look like a doc. oc. and it should show spider man in it

[poeman]

NEXT POSTER:

KILL BILL : VOLUME 2
http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/198818.1020.A.jpg

[jrs]

Kill Bill Vol 2 - :) :) :) :) :)

Decoys (Saw it myself as well...good flick!) - :) :) :) :) 1/2

[poeman]

lets get more votes, i think this is the best poster!!!

[T-850]

Very dark poster. I give it :) :) :) :)

[Revenant]

:) :) :)

Solid, interesting but nothing special.
I still want to see the film regardless but if I was Umm-ing and Ahh-ing about it, this poster would only just tingle my senses.

[higgy]

:) :) :) - not sensational, but still gets me excited about the film.

[FigNewton]

:) :) :) "The Bride is back" sounds kinda cheesy if you ask me

[jrs]

:) :) :) "The Bride is back" sounds kinda cheesy if you ask me


If you only take PART of the phrase out....maybe it might (I guess).

[FigNewton]

ok let me fix it then

"The Bride is back..." I still think it sounds cheesy but the first was good so of course I'll see the second. Hell I'd probably still see it even if they had a quadroplegic 7 year old draw the poster with his/her toes.

[led_zeppelin]

I think this poster is rather dull. :) :)

[birdygyrl]

:) :) Its all I could muster for this poster.

[Spider-Freak]

:) :) :) :) would have got 5 but just too dark... i preferred the lighter first one

[Garrett]

:):):):):)

[poeman]

k kill bill did good

Next UP:
THE PUNISHER
http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/185828.1020.A.jpg

[jrs]

:) - Somewhat dull.

[led_zeppelin]

This one is pretty cool. :) :) :) :)

[T-850]

:) 1/2

[Garrett]

:) :) :) 1/2

Pretty Nice

[Philmster]

:):) - The Text is awful.

[Spider-Freak]

:) :) even though its not awful, i still think of the original which brings it down... they should have made it different somehow!

[higgy]

:) :) :) - It's alright, but nothing special.

[poeman]

mix reactions towards punisher

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PEARL HARBOR
http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/140882.1020.A.jpg

[Ezikiel]

1/2 :) - I didn't like the film and I definately do not like the poster.

[higgy]

:) :) - don't like it much

[StarSailor]

:) :) :)

I somewhat like this poster. I like the snippet of text in the middle.

Cheers, Martin :D

[LTwedge]

I like! ;)

[7thson]

:) :) 1/2

[Philmster]

:) :) 1/2 - awful film, average poster.

[T-850]

:) :)

The poster is showing the only good scene in the entire movie, which is when the Japanese attack Pearl Harbor. The rest of the movie is pure trash.

[Garrett]

:) :) :)

Okay poster, horrible movie.

[jrs]

:) :) - Nice poster, crappy movie.

[poeman]

how about rating a more real poster

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http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/192793.1020.A.jpg

[jrs]

:) :) :) - Cool poster :cool:

[Ezikiel]

:):):):):) - I just love the film and the poster is totally awesome.

[Garrett]

:) :) :) - Pretty neat.

[LTwedge]

Haven't seen the movie yet but I really hope to see it soon. I have high expectations! The poster is really cool though.

[quiball]

:) :) alright, but not awesome

[Philmster]

:) :) not a fan of this poster at all.

[higgy]

:) :) - sorry don't see what's so special about the poster.

[Jackie Malfoy]

:) :) To me this poster does not seen to be that great to look at. It looks normal and kind of boring and somehow a typal Jim Cery poster.
So two smiles is all it is geting to me!
See you around!JM :cool: ;) :D :)

[poeman]

lets stick to more recent movies

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http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/186586.1020.A.jpg

[poeman]

its one of my fav's
:) :) :) :) :)

[LTwedge]

:up: :up: 1/2....It's okay.

[T-850]

:) :) :) 1/2

[Ezikiel]

:):):):)1/2, Awesome poster, I love it.

[birdygyrl]

:) :) :) :) I love the crack in the ice........

[led_zeppelin]

:) :) :) :)

I love the reflection of Doc Oc, and this time, the poster atually involves Spiderman.

[quiball]

:) :) :) :)
pretty good, but still missing something...

[Philmster]

:) :) Nothing special at all.

[jrs]

:) :) - Does nothing much to me.

[Garrett]

:) :) - And that's generous. If it wasn't for the reflection of Doc Oc it would have gotten the big 0

[piddzillas_girl]

:mad: All it did was hurt my eyes.

[CrazyforMovies]

I really don't know what to say, I'm speechless

[poeman]

next up:

http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/148074.1020.A.jpg

[jrs]

:) :) :) - Blade's awesome! :cool:

[LTwedge]

Pretty neat poster....:up: :up: :up:

[Philmster]

:) :) :) :) - Im a big Blade fan, like this poster :)

[LordSlaytan]

:) Yea! Neat...:rolleyes:

[CrazyforMovies]

:) Yea! Neat...:rolleyes:


It goes without saying Neat! I'm still getting nightmares from that girl above, I keep thinking she's lurking in my doorway or hallway.. :p

[T-850]

:)

[led_zeppelin]

:) :) 1/2

[Sedai]

:):)

[projectMayhem]

:) Very boring poster.

[quiball]

:) 1/2 pretty ordinary

[higgy]

:) - I don't see what's so special.

[poeman]

blade 2 didnt do so well near the tail end

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http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/199944.1020.A.jpg

[projectMayhem]

:) :) :) :)
I can't wait to see this.

[LTwedge]

:) :) :) 1/2 ....The poster is so so but I really want to see this movie!

[led_zeppelin]

:) :) :) I would have givin it a 4 but I don't think Paltrow should take up the whole poster. I love the robots in the background though.

[birdygyrl]

:) :) Where's the Captain??

[T-850]

:) :) :)

[poeman]

i plan on showing the captain , and angelina jolie poster coming up after gwneth platrow.

i personally give this

:) :) :) :)

[theshape82]

:) :)

while the robots are cool and all...i don't care too much for the whole close up thing for movie posters

[poeman]

Many of us hate the movie for being #1 all time, but please rate the poster

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http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/196808.1020.A.jpg

[LTwedge]

:) :) :) I like it!

[birdygyrl]

:) :) :)

[led_zeppelin]

:) :) :) It might have gotten a 3 1/2 or 4 if it wasn't for DiCaprio and Winslet in the background. And why is it in French or Spanish or whatever? Not that it took away from me liking the poster, I'm just curious.

[Philmster]

:) - dont like it at all. Film is even worse than the poster ;)

[T-850]

:) :) :) :)

Not a bad poster at all.

[quiball]

:) :) it's alright, but not very very good...actually i never knew what the whole hype about the movie was about, i thought it was pretty average

[poeman]

The reason i used the french titanic poster is because, we all know the US poster, with the front of the ship showing and them showing their heads. so this was different.

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http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/105321.1020.A.jpg

[projectMayhem]

:) :) :)

Wish the movie was at least as good as the poster.

[Revenant]

:) :) :) 1/2

[led_zeppelin]

Wish the movie was at least as good as the poster.

You didn't like the movie. Well I'll be. . .

ANYway, I give this poster a :) :) :) :)

[quiball]

:) :) :) 1/2 pretty good but doesn't make much sense

[higgy]

:) :) :) 1/2 - This one s pretty cool.

[LTwedge]

:) :) :) :) Sorry...tis to pretty to give less than a four!

[T-850]

:) :) :) 1/2

[birdygyrl]

:) :) :)

[StarSailor]

:) :) :) 1/2

Good poster, mediocre movie.

Cheers, Martin :D

[Sedai]

:):):)1/2

[poeman]

k time for a new poster

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http://www.thezreview.co.uk/posters/posterimages/dayaftertomorrowthe2.jpg

[quiball]

:) :) :) :) i quite like this poster, it looks very impressive, but missing a bit of ... something, can't quite put my finger on it

[higgy]

:) :) :) 1/2 - Yeah I agree that there is something about this poster, I quite like it.

[jrs]

:) :) :) :) :) - Awesome poster....drew my attention quickly!

[projectMayhem]

:) :) :) :)

Very slick. I can't wait to see it.

[birdygyrl]

:) :) :) :)

[T-850]

:) :) :) :)

[LTwedge]

:) :) :)...Can't say it did much for me.

[Caitlyn]

:) :) :) ... It's okay but it really doesn't do too much for me either...

[StarSailor]

:):):):):) --- Fantastic poster, can't wait to see this!

Cheers, Martin :D

[led_zeppelin]

:) :) :) :) This poster is definately one of my favorites. Creepy too. But that's why it drew my attention, and it comes out 4 days after my birthday, so now mom can take me to this. . .YES!! ANYway, I really like this poster.

[SaintDant3]

I'm judging on the poster, not the movie quality

Texas Chainsaw Massacre - :):):)

Kill Bill 2 - :):):):):)

Pearl Harbor - :):):):):)

Day After Tomorow - :):):):):)

I still think the Boondock Saints poster is the best poster ever.

[led_zeppelin]

I'm judging on the poster, not the movie quality

yeah, that's the whole point of the thread. (not trying to be rude don't ya know)

[SaintDant3]

oh ya, i know. but some ppl were saying that they didnt like the movie cause of the poster.

[poeman]

day after tommorrow i think did really well

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http://www.thezreview.co.uk/posters/posterimages/twobrothers3.jpg

[jrs]

....but some ppl were saying that they didnt like the movie cause of the poster.

Which is the silliest thing I've ever heard. :rolleyes:

[projectMayhem]

:) :) :) :)

I think this movie looks pretty interesting.

[higgy]

:) :) :) - It's alright, but nothing special.

[SaintDant3]

:):) - its to cutsy

[quiball]

:) :) :) not exactly a very captivating poster, but the cute cubs get and extra smiley :)

[led_zeppelin]

:):) - its to cutsy

same rating, same reason.

[led_zeppelin]

Which is the silliest thing I've ever heard. :rolleyes:

exactly, I concur. hehe

[LTwedge]

:) :) :)...And that's being generous.

[Ezikiel]

:)1/2 - I don't like the poster at all.

[birdygyrl]

:) :)

[StarSailor]

:)

Horrible.

Cheers, Martin :D

[poeman]

ok two brothers was killed... heres a new one

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http://www.thezreview.co.uk/posters/posterimages/mindhunters2.jpg

[birdygyrl]

:) :) :)

[projectMayhem]

:) :)

[Caitlyn]

:) :) :) ... that one has potential… I like the bit with the eye…

[susan]

:) :) :) ... that one has potential… I like the bit with the eye…

have to agree

[jrs]

:) :) :) :) :) - I love the poster. Great concept!!! BTW, great movie too. :yup:

[LTwedge]

:) :) :) 1/2...Yeah, I like the little people in the eye.

[projectMayhem]

BTW, great movie too. :yup:
You've seen it?

[led_zeppelin]

:) :) I also like the bit with the eye, but other than that. . .blah.

[StarSailor]

:):)1/2

The eye is nice, but that's all. Never heard of this film, but it doesn't sound all that great to me either.

Cheers, Martin :D

[James_Bond]

:) :) :)

[quiball]

:) :) I also like the bit with the eye, but other than that. . .blah.
i agree but i give it an extra half a :)

[SaintDant3]

:):):):)

[jrs]

You've seen it?

Yes, I have about a year or so ago. It's really good. :cool:

[higgy]

:) :) :)

[poeman]

how about this old flick

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http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/197899.1020.A.jpg

[jrs]

This doesn't deserve any :) ...... The poster is terrible. The worst I've seen so far.

[StarSailor]

Agreed. I give this one :( (which equals 1/2 a :)).

Cheers, Martin :D

[SaintDant3]

I never heard of that movie before. but the poster gets a... :o

[LTwedge]

Yeah...that poster isn't really good at all. I'll give it 1/2 for effort.