You know your getting old when...

[FromBeyond]

....

[Chypmunk]

You find you have more answers than questions.

[doubledenim]

You find yourself correcting people’s spelling.

[Holden Pike]

You sneeze and throw out your back.

[Holden Pike]

You can no longer assume it's just a fart.

[doubledenim]

You watch one channel all day and people congregate in another room meow.

[Citizen Rules]

When you call everybody 'kids'.

[John Dumbear]

When you catch yourself watching reruns of "Matlock" or "Murder, She Wrote".

[Holden Pike]

When 9:00pm seems really late to you.

[FromBeyond]

When you need to start shaving your ears

[John McClane]

Too much caffeine makes it feel like your heart might explode.

[beelzebubble]

When you think you are cool, hip and to the left of center and people who are hate your views.

[Mesmerized]

When people around you have never heard of Perry Mason

[Citizen Rules]

When you watch a move from the 1980s and you consider it a 'newer movie'.

[John Dumbear]

When you lose hair you want and gain hair you hate.

[John McClane]

hemorrhoids