Mass Ignore: Django

[LordSlaytan]

“You know, take all the allegations being made against me and line them up against a wall and study them and it becomes ridiculously apparent how contradictory they are to one another.” - UDAY

I’ve spent the last three days going through all 1,685 posts made by Django to try and figure if the quote above had merit. I have read every single post he has ever made from beginning to end. I have read through every thread he has created from his initial post to its conclusion. I have read every post left over from all of his aliases as well. I have also read and categorized all of his name calling, conspiracy cries, race card claims, and many more miscellaneous allegations of mistreatment. I’m now going to present a history of Django’s presence here at MoFo and set the record straight, once and for all, of all his claims of injustice at the hands of Yoda, our administrator.

Django joined movieforums.com on the 9th of February of last year. He began his tenure here with a histrionic post about his misadventures at his previous forum of choice. The thread is entitled Django/Friend and the End of Days Movie Forum (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=3722). In it he explained how he was a peaceful poster that had to deal with hate-mongering white supremacists who eventually threatened him physically and actually stalked him. During that time he professed that he was the voice of reason, but no matter how hard he tried, he could not produce peace within the forum, and because it was so corrupt, the administrators had to eventually shut it down. Yet that was in the past, and he was looking forward to positive debate and discussion at this forum. As long as it didn’t lead to salacious rumors, lies, or malicious innuendo, directed towards him. He was also quite excited at clearing his name, though he already claimed that he was never guilty of wrong doing. It should have set off alarms right then for the regulars here, and it actually did in a quiet way, but not the kind that really ring loudly.

Things were alright for a little over a month, but then Yoda did something that set Django off. It was innocent enough, really. Django had already made multiple threads with the upcoming war as its central topic of discussion, when he decided to create a thread with the title of Happy thoughts on the eve of war. Yoda decided that there were already enough topics on the war and didn’t want there to be a cluttered mess within the forum. He instructed Django that he could create the thread if its title was minus the war slant in this (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=3948) thread. Then he deleted the thread. Django felt his rights were violated, and there the war began. From that point on, Django ranted endlessly that Yoda was abusing his power and had no right to take away his civil liberties in such a way. No matter how often Yoda told him he could still have the thread, but to keep the war discussion within the already existing threads, Django could not give up the notion that he had been violated most grievously. All that did for Django, was to bring attention to his childish and manic behavior to other regulars who could not stand that sort of behavior. Namely, The Silver Bullet, Yoda’s best friend and MoFo moderator. The Silver Bullet dealt with Django fairly, though forgivably crossly, at first, but the more Django went into tangents of mistreatment, the more The Silver Bullet lost patience. Before long, Django had a conspiracy to cry about. Especially when, as a practical joke harmless in and of itself, The Silver Bullet edited one of Django’s posts to make him look a bit silly. The Silver Bullet did it in a way that was quite obvious, by highlighting the text he edited in red, and by also making the text as absurd as possible. For example, he made Django call himself a lollipop in bright red letters with the rest of the original text still in black. Now, not only could Django rave that Yoda was deleting his posts for no apparent reason, The Silver Bullet was also editing his posts behind his back. The fact that these cases were trivial were never portrayed by Django. He made every attempt to make himself a martyr in an almost biblical proportion. His propensity for grandiose hyperbole never abated but only became worse as time wore on. Soon enough, the conspiracy broadened into the arguments we hear so often today.

Django is a type of individual that finds it easy to forget details of his own behavior when called into check. He is a constant victim demonized by the evil regulars who hate him, for obvious reasons as far as he is concerned, of racism and political beliefs that are opposite of his. Never does he see, or acknowledge, that it is his proven instability that causes the regulars, and often the new members as well, to rally against him. He states that he is free from hate and avoids all arguments and negative confrontation, even though there are numerous thread where he was just plain old mean and nasty. For example, he decided that he couldn’t stand Blibblobblib. So he did everything he could to destroy his threads whenever possible. Like Blib’s HARRY POTTER and the Order of the Phoenix! (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=4647&highlight=Harry+Potter) thread, as well as his Superheroes...Who would you be? Whats your POWER? (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=4877) thread. Why did he do this to Blib? Mainly, because this man who cites prejudice against all his so-called enemies, is prejudiced against gays, even though Blib is not gay! Blib had a transvestite for his avatar and that seemed to incense Django into near rage like behavior. Yet he would claim that he never behaved in this sort of way, and that he was a fun loving and free spirited guy who was more optimistic than anyone else he knew. Yet there it is.

He is also very condescending to women and people who are young, constantly acting like debating with people that were different from him, as doing something beneath him. He was also making a point of making existing threads go off topic by making rants about Yoda and his mistreatment by him. Patronizing Caitlyn was a regular thing for him until she kicked his ass into the wind in their first few debates, then what respect he did give her was often begrudging. Evidence of all these things can be found in this (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=3998&page=1&pp=25) thread. By the time that happened, he was widely unpopular because of his mannerisms, though he blamed that unpopularity on Yoda and “his minions” who were on a crusade to discredit him and to make him look bad. It’s like he never remembered his first post he made saying that these were the same things he was subjected to while he was a member to that previous forum. He cited that he was surrounded by racists who were out to get him, because there was nothing wrong with him, they had to be racists. Now he was saying the same thing about members here. Claiming that Yoda, Silver, and myself were racists that hated Asian Indians. Once when Django was ranting and raving about how his vote would swing a particular way when the time came, Yoda made a joke, “So much for the insane Indian vote.” It was a jab at Django, not his race or his culture, but from then on, Django acted like he had actual evidence of Yoda’s racism. There was another time where Yoda was trying to prove people make senseless accusations by saying that once somebody likened him to the KKK, which was quickly retracted for its absurdity, but Django used that ad-nausea as further evidence of Yoda’s racism. Completely empty and groundless to be sure.

Django is mentally unstable in my opinion. Sure, he is quite intelligent and his writing skills are excellent more often than not, but he seems to break down and fall into self destructive behaviors. Quite frankly, he screams sociopath. He needs to be in control of other peoples idealisms and beliefs. He rants about Bush’s, “Either your with us or against us” speech, even though that is his own philosophy. We are either of like mind with him or we’re wrong. He seems to have an overwhelming desire to control what we think and how we think it. He also seems like a paranoid manic at times because, for awhile he will be posting like a person with some normalcy, then all of a sudden, he cracks, then froths at the mouth about the people here who are out to get him and lurking in the shadows to discredit him. He claims he has many beautiful women and lots of friends, but not once has anyone ever come to his defense. Actually, the only time anyone has defended (outside of the regulars like Piddzilla, Golgot, Sexy, R3port3r, and myself, who just try to get him to calm down and post calmly like he sometimes can) are his fake identities that he created, then denied. People he pretended to be, with names like Vlad and fascistpig, would appear while he was gone and go against Yoda, but use the same expressions Django used with familiarity, like Stalinist-tactics, and the like. In this (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=4225&page=1&pp=25) thread Vlad and another new fake member named guest ganged up on Yoda to try and show a solidarity of opinion that Yoda was an abuser of a posters freedom of speech. In this (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=4001&page=1&pp=25) thread, fascistpig made an appearance to try to reach the same ends. He had others, but those posts are long gone now. It took him many weeks to admit this, even though our administrator and moderators could see his ip address being used. It was embarrassing for everyone except the clueless Django.

In conclusion, Django has blighted this forum long enough. What I would like to ask you all is that you join me in a mass ignoring of Django. He has promised to leave numerous times, but always comes back. He has really done enough rule breaking to be banned, but I think Yoda has not wanted the backlash of such an action from such an unstable person, though the evidence I have compiled should make it easy to prove justification. If you will join me, all you have to do is click here (http://www.movieforums.com/community/profile.php?do=addlist&userlist=ignore&u=1869). This will automatically place him on your personal ignore list. You will never see another post written by Django, and eventually, he will leave. Either that, or he will have no choice but to take on the role as troll. If you do decide to join me, please make a post that you have done it so Django can see our solidarity. By no means should you feel obligated to do so, there are no repercussions whatsoever, but I can honestly say that it will improve the integrity of the site. Please join me. To help you decide, I have compiled a list of quotes by Django, plus a thread by thread history of his activity here. I have also some interesting numbers to throw your way of his attempts at character assassination of some of the regulars here.

[LordSlaytan]

At The Movies

General Movie Discussion

Rasputin the Musical (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=4420) Created 06-01-2003/34 Posts
“Django attempts to boost his post count in the movie section of the forum. He already has a history at this point of being narcissistic and antagonizing. After posting 9 times in a row, the fight is on. He says he posts single pictures because he is artistic.”
Hollywood Jesus (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=4537) Created 06-18-2003/31 Posts
"31 posts in this thread and 16 are single picture posts by Django. Another attempt to boost his post count and is completely devoid of any merit or meaning. He's trying to prove that he does contribute to the movie section of the forum and that his threads get many replies. They do, but half are from himself, and the other half is from people typing an equivalent of scratching heads."
Ulysses/Odysseus (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=4815) Created 07-16-2003/1 Post
“This is Django’s best thread in this particular forum, and I remember wanting to post something in it then, but not doing it because his other two threads (plus his endless antagonizing in other threads) before this turned me off to him altogether. I wished for a long time that he would make more posts like this, because he does seem to have a passion for good movies and interesting views on them. Unfortunately, his passion for chaos is more powerful. Nobody responds.”


Movie Reviews

George Lucas' First Movie (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=4956) Created 08-04-2003/20 Posts
“This thread is an excellent review on an old classic sci-fi with no negativity at all. It proves that he has the capacity to be a respected community member.”
Freddy vs. Jason: the ultimate in bad taste? (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=5045) Created 08-16-2003/59 Posts
“Django creates a thread to discuss the merits of slasher films in our culture. It starts out well until Django begins to belittle Yoda and others for their opinions. Even then, it doesn’t get too out of hand. There are valid points made by him, but he is out of his league when it comes to the historical and psychological elements within this particular genre, and instead of acknowledging his ignorance to people of more knowledge, he resorts to making overblown exaggerations of their particular personalities.”
The Manchurian Candidate (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=5165) Created 08-27-2003/7 Posts
“This is another excellent review done by Django. It is more proof of his being able to discuss without aggressiveness.”
Lord of Illusions (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=5194) Created 08-31-2003/5 Posts
"Another fine review. No arguments."
Primal Fear (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=5210) Created 09-02-2003/4 Posts
"Another fine review. No arguments."
Stallone's "Eye See You" (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=6207) Created 12-27-2003/17 Posts
"Another fine review. No arguments."

Upcoming Movies/Sequels

Rocky VI / Rambo IV (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=4077) Created 04-10-2003/3 Posts
"Harmless question about upcoming movies."
Stallone vs. Stalin: Rocky VI? (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=4268) Created 05-06-2003/20 Posts
"Another harmless movie related thread. No arguments."
Indiana Jones IV (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=4287) Created 05-08-2003/35 Posts
"Another harmless movie related thread. No arguments."
The Adventures of Tintin (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=4288) Created 05-08-2003/62 Posts
“Django attempts to make a good thread about a cartoon character of which he adores. However, it quickly degenerates into a slugfest and much ranting about his so-called persecution. Often in his threads, Django is attacked first, which is the case in this thread, and that’s why I used to defend him. The point though, is that there is a lot of past experience with his style and personality before this thread. That history is what creates this antagonistic attitude with particular forum members.”


The Business

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Miscellaneous Forums

Games, Tabs & Lists

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Ongoing Tournaments & Brackets

Rudy vs. Raisin! (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=5080) Created 08-20-2003/5 Posts
"Pointless thread to augment his Freddy vs Jason thread, and to boost his post count."
Rudy vs. Mason!!! (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=5085) Created 08-20-2003/5 Posts
"Another pointless thread to augment his Freddy vs Jason thread, and to boost his post count."
Rudy vs. Jameson!!! (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=5094) Created 08-21-2003/27 Posts
“Another pointless thread to augment his Freddy vs Jason thread, and to boost his post count. However, it quickly turns into a mass MoFo conspiracy thread where he is an absolute victim of the tyrannical Yoda and his minions. After many aggressive and victim posts, Caitlyn shuts it down.”
RUDY vs. JASON (Kidd)!!! (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=5104) Created 08-22-2003/12 Posts
"Another pointless thread to augment his Freddy vs Jason thread, and to boost his post count. Caitlyn stops it before it goes to far."
RUDY vs. CAITLYN!!! (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=5135) Created 08-25-2003/2 Posts
"Another pointless thread to augment his Freddy vs Jason thread, and to boost his post count. Caitlyn stops it before it goes to far, and gives him a firm warning to stop making his Rudy vs threads."


Intermission: Miscellaneous Chat

Why does EVERY DARN THING have to be politicized? (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=3753) Created 02-13-2003/62 Posts
“This thread begins ludicrously enough with Django saying, ‘I am the most APOLITICAL guy I know.’ The actual purpose is to form a discussion of the politicization in everything entertainment and beyond. It is a good thread at the beginning of Django’s involvement with MoFo. There is nothing negative in it at all.”
Name a profoundly poetic movie-going experience... (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=3809) Created 02-23-2003/10 Posts
“This thread is exactly what the title says it is. No arguments at all in it.”
If you oppose the war on Iraq, make your voice heard... (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=3878) Created 03-05-2003/254 Posts
“This is Django’s first major debate thread and he handled himself with class. Nowhere could I find where he was aggressive or needlessly argumentative. Many people throughout the forum jumped in to voice their opinions, and everyone, with the exception of Sunfrog, were polite and courteous. The major debater with Django was Steve, and neither one said anything that could taken as rude or spiteful. A very informative thread.”
Vive la résistance! (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=3920) Created 03-12-2003/79 Posts
"Django made this thread to give kudos to the French for not supporting Bush’s invasion plans for Iraq. He didn’t become combative at all in it, just defensive. Piddzilla defended him."
Fire The Bastard!!! (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=4115) Created 04-17-2003/27 Posts
“This thread is at the beginning of Django’s descent into oblivion. He made it to try to egg on people to hate Yoda and to cry foul of his mistreatment of him. However, the accusations made towards Yoda were proven unfounded and never addressed by Django afterwards.”
This is kind of funny in a sad sort of way... (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=3959) Created 03-19-2003/Posts 6
“This thread has no argumentative behavior from anyone. It is only addressing a speech Hussein made at the beginning of the invasion of his country.”
The heart vs. the intellect (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=3965) Created 03-21-2003/184 Posts
"This thread was Django's farewell thread, but after he had gone, another 100+ political posts were made and a great debate was on. Then Piddzilla killed it."
Should I stay or should I go? (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=4029) Created 04-01-2003/99 Posts
"This really isn't a terrible thread. Django want's to know what the masses think of him, yet he acts quite childish."
Political Caricature Thread (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=4058) Created 04-05-2003/63 Posts
"34 of the 63 posts are single pictures posted by Django. At this point he has already shown himself as an argumentative and irritating presence at the forum in other peoples threads. Name calling and condescending attitude by Django is prevalent in this thread.”
Drama thread (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=4083) Created 04-12-2003/68 Posts
“Django begins by posting some original fiction by himself, but the thread quickly becomes a name calling and conspiracy against him thread. Django says time and time again that he is leaving MoFo for good, but fails to do so.”
Yoda's poll--major league set-up job! (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=4107) Created 04-15-2003/19 Posts
“More ranting about a MoFo conspiracy to defame Django’s name. Lot’s of name calling and insults.”
Everyone, Please Read This!!! (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=4242) Created 05-01-2003/121 Posts
“This thread is nothing more than an attempt to bash Yoda’s credibility. Django had made multiple screen names in an attempt to show a solidarity among individuals who felt Yoda was a tyrant squashing posters freedoms of speech. He was summarily exposed and resorted to name calling and irrational ravings, proving his instability. Caitlyn proves herself superior with her debating skills only to be trivialized by Django.”
What is your age? (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=4653) Created 06-29-2003/63 Posts
"Django makes claims that a members age dictates how he treats them in regards to personal attacks. He also claims that he’s leaving for good. It turns out to be another thread of name calling and senseless rants of conspiracy.”
Who Profits from War? (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=4336) Created 05-15-2003/170 Posts
"Django did a good job in this thread to keep his issues on topic and not personal. However, his constant condescending and patronizing tone set a precedence of hostility directed towards him to a small degree. Piddzilla, Steve, and Yoda are the principle debaters.”
The Joys of Carpentry (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=4374) Created 05-23-2003/5 Posts
"Straight-forward thread about wood working."
How Reliable is Anything? (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=4504) Created 06-14-2003/65 Posts
“This is a thread made to address the issue that mass media may not be reliable and that we may not be, even remotely, accurately informed on major issues concerning the world in general. There is some minor bickering going on, but no major squabbles. Django tries to present his case without getting personal, and for the most part succeeds in his attempts. There are concerns, however, that he bases his claims more on assumption than verifiable sources. That seems to be an ongoing complaint from many of the people who debate with him. His assumption is that his claims are undeniable and need no verification, which aggravates the forum members because it is very arrogant and is quickly becoming a standard argument presented by him.”
A new thread for Yoda to voice his irrational gripes against me. (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=4534) Created 06-18-2003/67 Posts
“This thread is pointless, narcissistic, argumentative, and just downright awful. Every third paragraph, Django hurls insults at Yoda, accusing him of racism, and other heinous ideologies. This thread shows painfully that Django can lose absolute touch with reality and can be completely obsessive in an irrational way. Purely pathetic and sad.”
Final message (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=4687) Created 07-03-2003/24 Posts
“A pathetic attempt at pity and attention where Django says goodbye for good three times over a period of a week.”
Favorite Beer Commercial? (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=4810) Created 07-15-2003/27 Posts
“It’s two weeks after Django’s final three good-bye’s, and he comes back making a silly, “nothing happened” thread. Once again showing his instability in following through with actions promised.”
Cold-blooded Reptiles (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=4874) Created 07-24-2003/3 Posts
“This is only a thread to say how much Django likes Anaconda’s over other reptiles. That, and to sneak in a political caricature of Bush as an anaconda. No one responds with any real zeal.”
Trashy commercialism (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=4930) Created 07-31-2003/94 Posts
“Does commercialism effect culture? That’s the question posed in this thread, but as habit dictates, it comes close to turning into another conspiracy thread”
Holding Grudges (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=4966) Created 08-05-2003/29 Posts
“Django attempts to gain pity and to play the race card.”
Concerning my "Reputation"... (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=5101) Created 08-21-2003/15 Posts
"Django attempts, once again, to gain pity and to play the race card. Pathetic."
The Hitler Youth (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=5103) Created 08-22-2003/54 Posts
"Django attempts, once again, to gain pity and to play the race card. Even more pathetic. He seems to lose more control every time he starts another thread like this. He acts completely unstable."
Nazi Love: A Really Twisted Fairy Tale (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=5131) Created 08-25-2003/16 Posts
"Django only made this thread to post this little story: ‘Long, long ago, in a concentration camp far, far away, there was a prison guard who fell in love with the local kitchen slut. They were both complete lowlifes--but so what? They were both of pure Germanic stock. Thus, the Pharaoh . . . sorry, Fuerher proclaimed that they were fit to breed. And so they did!’.”
Censorship (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=5133) Created 08-25-2003/36 Posts
"Django starts out okay, but quickly falls apart with a little antagonism from The Silver Bullet. Then it becomes another conspiracy thread."
Extending the hand of peace to one and all... (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=5140) Created 08-25-2003/5 Posts
“Django attempts to apologize by saying things similar to, ‘You’re a great person, nasty, but great.’ He just doesn’t get it. Hardly anyone accepts it.”
Concerning my new Avatar (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=5164) Created 08-27-2003/24 Posts
“Recent terrorist bombings in Bombay warrant a peaceful dialogue between Django and his peers.”
Donate generously to a worthy cause... (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=5176) Created 08-28-2003/30 Posts
“This is a rather pointless thread intended to wound The Silver Bullet, it doesn’t work.”
Stage productions based on movies (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=5190) Created 08-30-2003/27 Posts
"This is a harmless thread about plays. No arguments or name calling.”
Check this out! (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=5309) Created 09-13-2003/19 Posts
"Another harmless thread."
MoFo Outlaws Thread (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=5366) Created 09-17-2003/76 Posts
“This is yet another thread dedicated to Django’s self-appointed martyrdom. He tries tearing Yoda’s credibility and integrity apart, but fails miserably. He is losing the very last of the few who mildly defended him in the past. Pitiful and very old by this time.”
Django's "What do you want to know" thread... (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=5673) Created 10-28-2003/305 Posts
"A question and answer thread for Django. Unfortunately, it proves to everyone but him that he is generally disliked. A handful of members still want to give him the benifit of the doubt, but he proves his immaturity in the end."
Universal Studios, Hollywood (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=5814) Created 11-10-2003/10 Posts
"A harmless thread dedicated to the vacation spot titled above. Even I still stick up for him at this point and post positively in his thread."
MoFo vs. Matrix--the parallels (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=5818) Created 11-11-2003/32 Posts
“A pathetic attempt to make himself out as a martyr again in a completely passive aggressive tilt. Personally, this thread is what made me dislike him finally.”
Adults only thread (no children, please) (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=5964) Created 11-25-2003/6 Posts
"This is the header for this thread, ‘I'm starting a new thread for adults only--no noisy, bratty kiddies here, please!’ It is another way for Django to cause angst towards him from particular members in order for him to cry forum abuse. Caitlyn quickly squashes the attempt…and Django cries foul in another thread.”
Addressing my past criticisms of President Bush... (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=5979) Created 11-27-2003/138 Posts
“Django begins by pretending to make amends about what he said about Bush in light of recent victories in Iraq, though he never seems to get around it. In the end, he insults Caitlyn, ignores questioning, and backstabs one of his only supporters. Not a good thread to show any merit for his style of debate.”
Howard Dean (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=6132) Created 12-15-2003/99 Posts
“Django starts a thread dedicated to the Democratic candidate Howard Dean, yet it quickly turns into another Bush bashing campaign. In short order he begins acting unstable again. Posting essay length reports written by others and deciding not to debate if someone doesn’t read the half dozen of them he posts. He ridicules and cries racist to a new member for no reason whatsoever and claims he is leaving for good three times in one night, but coming back quickly to claim it again. This is also the thread where I have reached a boiling point with his manic behavior. He cites that I was once quite friendly with him until Yoda manipulated me in a way to turn my back on him. I set the record straight by letting him know that he managed to turn me off to him all by himself, which sends him over the edge completely.”
The Pompous Pontification Thread (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=6194) Created 12-26-2003/17 Posts
“Django creates a thread for people who he believes are jerks to post in, namely, anyone besides himself. It is a pathetic attempt to make others look bad, but only really makes him look childish.”
The Politics of Exclusion (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=6234) Created 12-31-2003/62 Posts
"Another Bush bashing thread that centers around the dubious Patriot Act. Django starts out all right then falls into his usual manic behavior of ranting conspiracy and hate mongering directed towards him. He manages to insult every person who replies to the thread.”


The Television & Music Forum

Soap Opera from Hell (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=5328) Created 09-15-2003/26 Posts
Innocuous thread about soap operas.
RIP John Ritter! (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=5380) Created 09-18-2003/1 Post
Just an announcment.


Movie Forums Site Stuff

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Birthdays and Introductions Thread

Intro (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=3721) Created 02-09-2003/15 Posts
“This is Django’s introductory thread. He warns that he was in the middle of a racist community and that he was the voice of reason and tranquility. It proves that he has a history of believing that there are conspiracies by racist people that want to silence his prophetic wisdom. We should have known then, but instead we welcomed him into our community.”
Django/Friend and the End of Days Movie Forum (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=3722) Created 02-09-2003/53 Posts
“This thread started out as an escape clause by Django. It seemed he was warning us of his history, but not accepting (or even acknowledging) that he had brought it on himself. A month and a half go by and people that wanted to discuss this new knowledge of him resurrect the thread. Django joins in screaming that we are all ignorant about who he is and that we are unfairly judging him. He rants, raves, insults, and also jumps away from any blame that the overwhelming dislike for him is rational and his own doing. We are at fault because we don’t like him or his presence.”

[LordSlaytan]

Aggressive quotes:

Directed towards all MoFo members: “What do you know! A retard's convention right here on the internet! What a pack of losers!”
Directed towards all MoFo members: “Chris Bowyer has been setting me up all along! How much credibility does the bastard have? In my book, NONE AT ALL!”
Directed towards all MoFo members: “Clearly the forum is controlled by unscrupulous dogs with no ethics at all!”
Directed towards all MoFo members: “The man (Yoda) is obviously a blatant liar and a malicious scoundrel--a racist Republican who gets his kicks by subverting and sabotaging any dissenting voices on this forum.”
Directed towards all MoFo members: “You freaks should be ashamed to even post on this board--your posts are so insipid and puerile that I would be ashamed if something as lame as that were to ever escape my lips!”
Directed towards all MoFo members: “All I can say is that there are a lot of blatant liars and underhanded bastards on this forum…”
Directed towards all MoFo members: “Repeat after me: CHRIS BOWYER STINKS!!!”

Directed towards Yoda: “You're not only obscene, you're boring as hell.”
Directed towards Yoda: “At least I'm not nauseatingly monotonous like you!”
Directed towards Yoda: “Forgive me! I deserve to be publicly flogged for my impudence, o mighty Yoda, great know-it-all . . . I'm sorry, great all-knowing one!”
Directed towards Yoda: “Yoda, you stink!”
Directed towards Yoda: “…your inflated ego, your bad blood and your penchant for being rude, irritating and downright obnoxious…”
Directed towards Yoda: “…you strike me as an extremely arrogant, pompous, self-righteous jerk with an inflated opinion of his own uprightness…”
Directed towards Yoda: “Yoda, you bore me, man!”
Directed towards Yoda: “…you are either out of your mind or else extremely insecure in your position of authority.”
Directed towards Yoda: “That has to be the stupidest statement I have ever heard in a long, long time…”
Directed towards Yoda: “Good grief, Yoda, you have no personality at all! You remind me of a glassy-eyed speech-maker monotonously carrying on with his endless, redundant crap, in the same old supercilious, haughty, arrogant tone of voice! You don't know half of what you're saying!”
Directed towards Yoda: ”…you desperately need to see a psychiatrist, my friend!”
Directed towards Yoda: “…if I discovered that someone as narrow-minded and provincial as yourself actually liked me, I would be troubled and disturbed at that knowledge!”
Directed towards Yoda: “…you are a barefaced liar!”
Directed towards Yoda: “My suggestion to you--get real! You have only demonstrated to me the extent of your paranoia and insecurities!”
Directed towards Yoda: “Get a life, bozo! Get real! Wake up to reality and stop wasting my time with your crappy nonsense!
Directed towards Yoda: “Incidentally, Chris and Matt, considering how intimate the two of you are on this forum, maybe you should consider getting together. You could spend a long, happy life in each other's arms! Besides, you'd make a cute couple!”
Directed towards Yoda: “Rest assured, I'll be back to address each one of your fallacious claims, you gay wannabe, you!”
Directed towards Yoda: “on more than one occasion, you have made racially biased remarks…” (No evidence found by me)
Directed towards Yoda: “…you are so narrow, conventional and just, flat-out boring, that you make me sick!”
Directed towards Yoda: “…small-minded jerks like you who believe themselves to be extremely well-informed and enlightened because they read Harry Potter novels!”
Directed towards Yoda: “Fact is, you are a jerk and a small-minded, arrogant, pompous ******* at that!”
Directed towards Yoda: “You are a relentless pain in the butt, and there's no denying that.”
Directed towards Yoda: “Grow up, or, even better, get a friggin' brain transplant!”
Directed towards Yoda: “I am in no way obliged to explain my every comment to a jerk like you!”
Directed towards Yoda: “You are undoubtedly one of the most self-absorbed, arrogant, pompous jackasses I have ever encountered…”
Directed towards Yoda: “…nothing I say seems to penetrate into your dense, thick skull and register in that dull, flickering brain.”
Directed towards Yoda: “…you are biased, intolerant, racist, hostile and just plain assholic!”
Directed towards Yoda: “Yoda may be very technically proficient, but he seriously lacks the maturity to effectively administrate.”
Directed towards Yoda: “Face it, you are a liar and a racist…”
Directed towards Yoda: “You are, most certainly, devoid of charisma and intelligence--a singularly dull, monotonous drudge of an individual, if I might add.”
Directed towards Yoda: “…you are a singularly dull, monotonous, officious, boring drudge who probably has cobwebs growing out of his ears, at the same time, being too immature to handle the responsibility he has taken on.”
Directed towards Yoda: “I'm getting tired of your silly game of playing the fool all the time and requiring me to explain everything in monosyllabic terms!”
Directed towards Yoda: “your statements tend to be biased, presumptuous and completely erroneous, I'm afraid.”
Directed towards Yoda: “If you don't see how then you must be incredibly dense yourself!”
Directed towards Yoda: “…I don't know what sort of moronic thrill you get out of repeating yourself endlessly like some stuck record.”
Directed towards Yoda: “Your arrogance and bias as a forum admin, however, is getting on my nerves again! You just don't know when to shut the hell up!”
Directed towards Yoda: “You are a monomaniac! For God's sake, will you please shut up?”
Directed towards Yoda: “You just don't get it, do you? SHUT UP!!!”
Directed towards Yoda: “Man, I don't see you getting many party invitations! You are sadly lacking in social skills!”
Directed towards Yoda: “Is this too difficult to understand? Or do you want me to explain it to you in monosyllabic words?”
Directed towards Yoda: “…you're either too dense to see the obvious, or too busy blowing your own trumpet.”
Directed towards Yoda: “Please, don't embarass yourself any more by publicly airing your ignorance! You're making a complete ass of yourself here.”
Directed towards Yoda: “Well, who's to say you aren't stupid?”
Directed towards Yoda: “Yoda, your error is a common one among the ignorant…”
Directed towards Yoda: “You blatant, underhanded liar!”
Directed towards Yoda: “Nothing I have done comes anywhere close to the underhanded tactics you have engaged or sanctioned in here.”
Directed towards Yoda: “Are you out of your mind or something?”
Directed towards Yoda: “…you are suffering from some form of childhood trauma!”
Directed towards Yoda: “Try displaying some emotional maturity instead of this 3rd grade mentality…”
Directed towards Yoda: “That's the main reason I plan on quitting MoFo--your biased, immature administration…”
Directed towards Yoda: “Yoda, you sink to new depths every day. You are one sorry, sick, obsessed bastard! I have nothing but contempt for you.”
Directed towards Yoda: “Classic Yoda tactics! Dishonest, elitist, biased, prejudiced, paranoid--you can't get more Yodaist than that!”
Directed towards Yoda: “From now on, I will ignore your puerile commentary until and unless you say something of substance!”
Directed towards Yoda: “Weirdo!”
Directed towards Yoda: “…all that goes to prove is that you are an obsessive whacko in serious need of therapy!”
Directed towards Yoda: “I happen to be straight, so why should I have to sit and watch while some sicko (Yoda) who is into kiddie porn claims perversely fantasizes about being in a gay relationship with me? I won't stand for it!!!”
Directed towards Yoda: “…you'll still be a Republican a$$hole!”
Directed towards Yoda: “Yoda, as I said before, you have the mentality of a juvenile delinquent. My contempt for you remains.”
Directed towards Yoda: “By the way, you STILL are an a$$hole, and probably will remain a mentally retarded a$$hole for all time! History will remember you for the stupid jerk that you are!”
Directed towards Yoda: “Your mind is rendered insipid by convention and conventionality. You lack originality or freshness--you are a stale, provincial intellect.”
Directed towards Yoda: “I did some research and I find that your name is Chris Bowyer (retarded-sounding name, if I ever heard one)…”
Directed towards Yoda: “You are an obsessive, ugly little freak, aren't you?”
Directed towards Yoda: “Yoda is a sheep-loving redneck with his head up his ass, but I'd rather not descend to that moronic level of discourse.”
Directed towards Yoda: “You really are a cryin' shame of a human being!”
Directed towards Yoda: “You are obviously more interested in childish games of one-upmanship in the most petty manner imaginable than in sincerely discussing the issues.”
Directed towards Yoda: “This takes some discipline which, apparently, you just don't have.”
Directed towards Yoda: “Chris Bowyer has been setting me up all along! How much credibility does the bastard have? In my book, NONE AT ALL!”
Directed towards Yoda: “The man (Yoda) is obviously a blatant liar and a malicious scoundrel--a racist Republican who gets his kicks by subverting and sabotaging any dissenting voices on this forum.”

Directed towards Blibblobblib: “I don't even care what you have to say--I'm not even paying attention!”
Directed towards Blibblobblib: “So . . . you plan to go as Captain America, eh? That should be interesting! Considering the fact that elsewhere, you aspire to be "Supergran," the old-age pensioner with a flying bicycle! And the fact that your avatar is a bizarre cross-dressing comedian sporting ridiculous glasses! By all means, go as Captain America, so that we all can have a hearty laugh at your expense!”
Directed towards Blibblobblib: “To tell you the truth, I wouldn't attend your lame-ass party to save my life! I wouldn't be caught dead at a party thrown by some freakish "Dame Edna" lookalike who reads Harry Potter and venerates "Supergran" and filled with a bunch of lame-ass pansies!”
Directed towards Blibblobblib: “Well, first of all, even if I was invited, I wouldn't be able to come anyway. Secondly, would you be PO'd if you weren't invited to a costume party thrown by some lame-ass Harry Potter loving Dame Edna wannabe? Not me!”
Directed towards Blibblobblib: “I wish I could just ignore people like you when they voice irrational and juvenile hostility towards me for no particular reason.”
Directed towards Blibblobblib: “As for you being gay, well, I came to that deduction based on my own observation of the kinds of gay things you say in here--to say nothing of the fact that you seem to identify with Dame Edna! I mean, would any self-respecting straight guy carry on about "isn't it spooky, possums?" That is a total giveaway! Anyone who says things like "isn't it spooky, possums?" has got to be gay…” (Blibblobblib is not gay)
Directed towards Blibblobblib: “You’re an overgrown child with a propensity for infantile sentimentality.”
Directed towards Blibblobblib: “Well, at least I'm not a transvestite granny like you, ‘Dame Edna’!”
Directed towards Blibblobblib: “…I don't see how anyone could legitimately accuse me of ripping anyone off! Especially not you, blibblobblib!”
Directed towards Blibblobblib: “Incidentally, if I sound younger than I am…(it’s) the necessity of "talking down" to people of your level of maturity”
Directed towards Blibblobblib: “Now that's a gay comment if there ever was one!”
Directed towards Blibblobblib: “What, more of a fool than you, ‘Dame Edna’?”
Directed towards Sexy Celebrity and Blibblobblib: “What I don't need is some whacko pretending to be "Dame Edna" posting freakish nonsense about me, and another self-admitted gay making ridiculous allegations about my own sexuality!”

Directed towards Sexy Celebrity: “Well, at least I'm straight!”
Directed towards Sexy Celebrity: “…the lame way you have been parodying me all this while, in your characteristically gender-bending fashion!”
Directed towards Sexy Celebrity: “…A humiliating exposure at the hands of Jason, the gay sleuth?” (I just HAVE to supply Jason’s response: “Oh, just call me Sherlock Homos!”)
Directed towards Sexy Celebrity: “…as opposed to the puerile, trashy crap that gets posted in here most of the time. (Yes, Sexy Celebrity, that comment is directed at you).”
Directed towards Sexy Celebrity: “That's the most stupid, absurd remark I've heard in a long time!”

Directed towards R3port3r66: “…the gay crowd in the forum seem to dislike me for being straight!”
Directed towards R3port3r66: “…thrives on sensationalism and character assassination, ruthlessly demonizing his enemies in newsprint and shamelessly pursuing personal vendettas in his editorials. Kind of reminds you of Yoda, in a way, doesn't it?”

Directed towards The Silver Bullet: “…you are either an ignoramus caught up in a fantasy world of self-delusion, or, alternatively, you are blind.”
Directed towards The Silver Bullet: “…you are a shameless liar, or you are insane, or just a plain a$$hole!”
Directed towards The Silver Bullet: “Talk about "badly written, conceived, thought through" and "the saddening product of a f_cked up mind!"
Directed towards The Silver Bullet: “I think you must be referring to your sad attempt at lyricism…”
Directed towards The Silver Bullet: “You are the very epitome of bad taste!”
Directed towards The Silver Bullet: “…you are in dire need of psychiatric help, Matt.”
Directed towards The Silver Bullet: “…you are a ****** liar, you freak!”
Directed towards The Silver Bullet: “So, what's your name, loser?”
Directed towards The Silver Bullet: “Nobody asked for your opinion, twerp!”
Directed towards The Silver Bullet: “…send Silver Bullet safely away to a lunatic asylum where he can be well looked after for the rest of his days (as the poor fellow is obviously out of his friggin' mind)”
Directed towards The Silver Bullet: “…perhaps, you might be better off in a sanatorium where they can really give you the attention that you so desperately crave.”
Directed towards The Silver Bullet: “Silver Bullet, a.k.a. Matt the Brat”
Directed towards The Silver Bullet: “…as opposed to actually being an obnoxious jerk like you!”
Directed towards The Silver Bullet: “…bring together a group of like-minded morons like you and, I'm sure, they'll all agree that you are a "smart, thinking individual"
Directed towards The Silver Bullet: “Man, you are so retarded that you are just wasting my time here!”
Directed towards The Silver Bullet: “You're not invited, you moronic loser!”
Directed towards The Silver Bullet: “… (The Silver Bullet is the) chairman of the "Retard's Association of America"
Directed towards The Silver Bullet: “I reserve tact for people I respect. People who are just plain crazy or stupid (The Silver Bullet) only get my contempt.”
Directed towards The Silver Bullet: “Only if you have the puerile mentality of Silver Bullet!”
Directed towards The Silver Bullet: “Keep dreaming, bozo!”

Directed towards Beale the Rippe: “What would bother me is if you started actually liking me, for some reason! As they say, if you are unpopular in a school of idiots, be happy!”
Directed towards Beale the Rippe: “And please, don't feed me any more of that phoney right-wing idealism and righteous indignation crap. It's more than I can stand!
Directed towards Beale the Rippe: “You are one hell of a pompous, arrogant *******, you know?”

Directed towards Caitlyn: “…you either have the mentality of a grade-school infant, or you are simply biased against me, or both!”
Directed towards Caitlyn: “…you're a lovely human being, if a little nasty at times.”
Directed towards Caitlyn: “If Caitlyn is a cop, she is one heck of a nutcase cop!”
Directed towards Caitlyn: “…Ms. Police woman. Take your S&M act elsewhere!”
Directed towards Caitlyn: “Your political stance is pretty obvious--you are a hardcore right-wing extremist, bordering on neo-Nazi fanacticism.”
Directed towards Caitlyn: “ “What's your point, crab-woman?”

Directed towards Nebbit: “…if you have a crab up your ass, don't ruin it for everyone else! Keep your bitterness and malice to yourself!”
Directed towards Nebbit: “What is it about people like you? Are you out of your mind, or something? Why is it so difficult to communicate with anyone in here? Is it because you guys are just too damn cowardly to acknowledge facts? Or is it envy? Resentment? Bitterness? Or are you just, plain stupid?”

Directed towards Golgot: “…the way you constantly ingratiate yourself with Yoda and Caitlyn is nauseating.”
Directed towards Golgot: “See... that's my basic problem with you... the way you constantly ingratiate yourself with Yoda and blame me for everything.”
Directed towards Golgot: “…but you need to show some backbone sometimes…”
Directed towards Golgot: “Typical of you Golgot. You always back away when the heat gets turned on. I said this before and I'll say it again... with friends like you, who needs enemies?”
Directed towards Golgot: “I respect your opinion, but your cowardly escape at this stage is just completely typical of you.”
Directed towards Golgot: “I have been more than patient with you, but you are beginning to get on my nerves.”
Directed towards Golgot: “You have some nerve, you left-wing hack! Why don't you shovel the **** off your front yard and get the hell out of my face!”
Directed towards Golgot: “…you're too much of a coward to acknowledge that I'm dead on! You certainly don't earn much respect from me!”
Directed towards Golgot: “Like I really give a **** what you think!”

Directed towards: jamesglewisf: “Wait... don't tell me... you never learned how to read?”
Directed towards: jamesglewisf: “Your words strike me as the words of a raving fundamentalist...How convenient it is for pseudo-Christians like you to use 2 Corinthians 6:14 to justify your own racism… get rid of your provincial KKK mentality and try broadening your horizons!”
Directed towards: jamesglewisf: “How you could possibly make such an irresponsible, even absurd, statement is beyond me!”

Directed towards LordSlaytan: “I feel no compulsion to belong to your clique of arrogant waspish LOTR devotees.”
Directed towards LordSlaytan: “Screw you, *******!”
Directed towards LordSlaytan: “Well, I'm just glad I'm not some fat, ugly couch potato like you, dawg!”

Directed towards Monkeypunch: “You are sick and twisted! No offense! Just my opinion!”

Directed towards Piddzilla: “Oh, a joke! In that case... ha, ha, ha!”

In response to a 13 year old posting some fan fiction: “Wow, this is the most retarded pile of doo-doo I have ever encountered! George, you make Forrest Gump seem intelligent!”

[LordSlaytan]

Victim quotes:

Directed towards all MoFo members: “…Yoda justifies sabotaging all my threads of discussion with his hostile and irrelevant comments.”
Directed towards all MoFo members: “…I do feel extremely disgusted with the petty-mindedness and blind hatred I have encountered in here…”
Directed towards all MoFo members: “To enumerate some of what I have dealt with in the past:
a) Racial slurs
b) Hate-filled innuendoes
c) Arbitrary deletion of my threads in an attempt to silence me. (This practice has now been taken over by Caitlyn, who has already closed down 3 of my threads with no clear explanation).
d) Editing of my posts--in which civil, legitimate complaints were erased behind my back and replaced with juvenile nonsense in an attempt to ridicule me.
e) Sabotaging of my threads”
(This goes on for an entire page)

Directed towards Yoda: “You're the one who seems to be intent on hating me!”
Directed towards Yoda: “I do think of myself as a well-meaning average human being and a sincere Christian who is being unfairly targeted, persecuted and ruthlessly HOUNDED by people who either do not understand me or are just mindlessly antagonistic towards me for no particular reason or are just mindlessly antagonistic and obnoxious in general.”
Directed towards Yoda: “Your hostility towards me is totally irrational…”
Directed towards Yoda: “Is his silence hiding his guilt at having engineered a negative poll to silence his biggest critic on this forum?”
Directed towards Yoda: “…you feel compelled to relentlessly hound me and dissect everything I say in an ongoing attempt to undermine my credibility and alienate me from the affections of most people on this forum!”
Directed towards Yoda: “…obvious hate-campaign by you, Silver Bullet/Matt and your other cronies designed to make me unpopular…”
Directed towards Yoda: “You really hate me because of my politics and only after that you rationalize your hatred with all sorts of shallow BS.”
Directed towards Yoda: “…making insulting racist comments about my heritage…”
Directed towards Yoda: “… (Your) monotonous repitition of hateful comments seems to be brainwashing people into hating me.”
Directed towards Yoda: “…it looks to me like a concerted campaign of deception and underhanded practices and strategies in an ongoing attempt, it seems, to undermine my credibility.”
Directed towards Yoda: “…You have been systematically been engaging in a campaign of hostility against me that has made me unpopular and damaged my reputation on this forum, turning most of my friends against me!”
Directed towards Yoda: “…examples of tactics employed or sanctioned by you: a) Deletion of my threads; b) Editing of my posts; c) Racial slurs; d) Biased mismanagement, bordering on favoritism, if not explicitly so; e) Twisting and distorting my comments way out of context and intentionally putting a negative spin on everything I say; f) Relentlessly hounding me with nitpicky arguments over trivialities; g) Spamming my threads with irrelevant comments which disrupt the discussion underway; h) Barefacedly lying about me on numerous occasions; i) Maliciously making unfounded, baseless allegations against me based either on a complete misinterpretation of my remarks, which are taken way out of context, or else base on completely fictitious lies and fabrications; j) Contriving all manner of fallacious gripes against me (case in point, your post above), all of which I have completely refuted, and k) Unwittingly admitting, on certain occasions, to your own premeditated hostility towards me and your implicit or explicit engagement of a campaign of hatred against me.”
Directed towards Yoda: “All I can say is that when you were gone, I got along fine with everyone, even Sir Toose, one of your #1 supporters, who was supporting me for awhile. Now that you are back, with your relentless, unstoppable spew of hostile garbage directed against me, people are turning against me all over again.”
Directed towards Yoda: “The reputation I have "earned" has been purely the result of your baseless allegations against me, and is purely fictitious.”
Directed towards Yoda: “…you have nothing better to do than concoct these delusionary gripes against me.”
Directed towards Yoda: “Your own racism, which you have expressed through any number of hostile comments directed at me.”
Directed towards Yoda: “…I'm being persecuted for my beliefs here.”
Directed towards Yoda: “Your words have pretty much turned everybody against me…”
Directed towards Yoda: “I'm sorry, but that is a complete lie. I have endured your endless interrogation, or, should I say, inquisition, or, perhaps, cross-examination, for longer than anyone else in my position would!”
Directed towards Yoda: “All you are interested in doing is undermining my credibility by attempting to assassinate my character. I just don't feel compelled to answer to your absurd charges.”

Directed towards The Silver Bullet: “…your relentless antagonism and underhanded tactics have succeeded in making me unpopular.”
Directed towards The Silver Bullet: “It seems to me that you are motivated by an irrational antagonism towards me that defies my own comprehension.”
Directed towards The Silver Bullet: “…accused of further narcissism by jerks like you?”
Directed towards The Silver Bullet: “…only because a$$holes like you insist on antagonizing me for no conceivable reason”

Directed towards R3port3r66: “…Yoda and his crew have been carrying on a vendetta against me for quite awhile, coupled with the gay faction in here (blibblobblib, Sexy Celebrity, etc.) that seems to hate my guts for being a healthy heterosexual male…”
Directed towards R3port3r66: “What makes it all the more fishy is the fact that I happen to be the only forum member with any red marks against his name.”
Directed towards R3port3r66: “…I disagreed with Yoda one more time, calling his opinions into question. The next day, I discovered that a fourth red mark had mysteriously appeared against my name! Very telling evidence that this whole "reputation system" is a setup--a sham, a rigged affair!”
Directed towards R3port3r66: “…I'm saying that whatever his Yoda’s reason for not liking me, racism is a part of it.”

Directed towards Sir Toose: “I honestly cannot understand why Silver Bullet keeps accusing me of being self-absorbed.”
Directed towards Sir Toose: “…I have to deal with Yoda's underhanded tactics at undermining my stance and position in here time and again…”

Directed towards Beale the Rippe: “Why must you distort everything I say or do?”
Directed towards Beale the Rippe: “Why do you and people like you obsessively post material about me and then accuse me of narcissism when I defend myself against the BS and lies you fling at me?”
Directed towards Beale the Rippe: “The only reason I get hated is because certain ignoramuses on this board resent my intelligence and politics. Either that, or it's racially motivated.”

Directed towards Caitlyn: “Fact is, whatever I say or do, people like you will always find fault with me because you're just biased against me from the start!”
Directed towards Caitlyn: “I started it (A thread) for "intelligent, mature people to discuss weighty issues." I guess you don't qualify.”

Directed towards Blibblobblib: “My reputation has been harmed by the people who have been relentlessly attacking me for some reason or other, and hostilely maligning me--much in the mode of tabloid journalism.”

Directed towards Sullivan: “Whatever hatred there is against me out there seems to be irrational, baseless hatred without any cause or reason--blind, meaningless hatred, almost as if the people have been brainwashed into a particular frame of mind, kind of in the Orwellian mode.”

Directed towards Jozie: “…I've been hostilely targeted by juvenile people like Silver Bullet…”

Directed towards Gracie: “…the real reason I have so many antagonists hounding me is because of my posts opposing the Iraq war and George W. Bush! That has made me unpopular with all the loud-mouthed jingoistic whackos on this forum…”

Directed towards Steve: “Any post of mine is most likely going to be edited or deleted by the immature clowns who can't stand to let an independent voice express himself honestly.”

[LordSlaytan]

Django in denial quotes:

"I'm not the kind of guy who patronizes people on account of their age."
“I need to know the ages of the people I am dealing with here before I can reply to any of the issues raised above.”
“I can't be held responsible if others take offense.”
“I am in no way responsible if there is ill feeling all the way around.”
“I have ABSOLUTELY NO OBLIGATION to explain ANYTHING to ANYONE!”
“There's so much cold-blooded, unfeeling cynicism on this forum that it makes me sad.”
“I don't bear any hard feelings towards anyone. I'm the sort of guy who is incapable, frankly, of holding a grudge.”
“I feel like I'm the butt-end of a lot of hostility on this forum”
“I don't mind being held accountable for my words.”
“I have better things to do! In fact, this whole feud is such a waste of time that from now on, I'm just going to ignore everything you (Yoda) say in here.”
“From this point on, everything Yoda posts will be ignored by me.”
“Anyway, all I tried to do on this forum was put in a positive contribution--my 2 cent's worth of opinion, etc. I'm not trying to cause trouble.”
“…ever since I started on this forum, I have been targeted by certain groups because of my political point of view--people have repeatedly fired profanities and insults at me for political reasons, not to mention called my character into question.” “…I couldn't give a damn what anybody thinks about me!”
“I am in a sensitive position, and the sorts of lies some people are saying about me on this forum are extremely damaging to me.”
“I don't want people concocting malicious rumors about me behind my back that could be harmful to my repuatation.”
“They have repeatedly made questionable comments about my character to undermine my image on the forum, and all along, I have borne it patiently, not saying anything offensive in return.”
“Clearly the forum is controlled by unscrupulous dogs with no ethics at all!”
“No, I am not the schizophrenic social reprobate as you like to make me out to be.”
“It may seem like a trivial joke to you to malign my reputation and turn me into a social undesirable through underhanded propagandistic manipulations. It is far from a joke from where I stand.”
“Whatever support I lack has been entirely due to the underhanded Stalinistic manipulations of the forum admin.”
“On the contrary, I have you and your friends entirely to blame (for my unpopularity).”
“No, I'm not an emotional wasteland. I am a passionate guy with strong emotions.”
“Personally, I think I'm misunderstood. If people are pissed off at something I said, I think they misunderstood what I meant to say. It has never been my intention to appear stand-offish or overbearing, but I am being accused of the same. Obviously, I am being misunderstood.”
“No, I didn't lie! I may have exaggerated a bit…”
“Fact is, I happen to be a nice guy.”
“Obviously it has to do with personal dislike on your part. And for what reason? That's the essential mystery.”
“No, what you have witnessed is me throwing up my hands in disgust at the closed-minded stubbornness and detachment from reality I have witnessed.” (After having his ass handed to him by Cait in a debate)
“Not ashamed of anything, nor do I have any desire to retract anything.”
“…I'm on my way out of here for good!”
“I said I was going to quit temporarily…”
“I quit! Surrounded by immature ********, I see no reason to remain! Goodbye!”
“…I did not say how long I was going to leave, did I?”
“The sooner you wake up to the facts, the better it will be for you!”
“I shall return to annihilate your pathetic arguments tomorrow! Keep trying, Yoda! I see some progress on your part, but not much!”
“…I said is that my claims are so OBVIOUS that they REQUIRE no confirmation!”
“I'm in too happy a frame of mind at present to obsess over politics.”
“I am a courageous dove with my head in the air and completely unafraid of the real world.”
“I am merely attempting to follow in the footsteps of Christ, as any good Christian should…”
“I am a confirmed heterosexual--you can refer to any number of women who will be glad to corroborate that as fact.”
“I'm just trying to keep my own thread clean, crap-free and smelling sweet!”
“Let all the members of the MoFo forums bear witness to the initiative I have taken to settle this feud that Yoda has against me once and for all!”
“I may have made a few minor errors in my facts, primarily because I did not have the time to do adequate research at the time…”
“…I am convinced that most people don't mind me staying around!”
“Can you prove anything about this alternate identity nonsense? Or are these more paranoid delusions on your part?”
“Okay, I admit that once or twice, I used "fake identities" on this forum.”
“I have way more important things to do than spend my time listening to your endless, monotonous, droning lectures…”
“I don't get a kick out of people's antagonism towards me, nor do I intentionally seek to provoke anyone.”
“In no way is it (My Thread) intended to foster attention on myself.”
“…since these criticisms are so totally out of whack, I won't waste my time discussing them at all.”
“I can only infer that your hostility and bias are racially and/or politically based…”
“Your interpretation of my comment is a complete distortion of what I said. I won't waste my time adressing this one.”
“Lucky for you that I am, in general, a tolerant sort of guy, or else I probably would have sued you by now!”
“I have proven you (Yoda) wrong much more often than you have proven me wrong.”
“…I have had the grace to admit my errors and concede…”
“…There is bad blood here--even racism, I might allege.”
“If anyone here has a negative impression of me, it is entirely due to your (Yoda) persuasion, incitement and antagonism towards me.”
“First of all, I can safely attest to you that I am a lot more mature than Yoda.”
“…I happen to be a light-hearted, fun-loving guy who happens to know how to have a good time.”
“…I want, more than anything, to be out of here, but I do have some issues to clear up before I leave…”
“Hi, folks, I did say that I was quitting the forum for good…”
“On that note, I wish you all goodbye!”
“Okay, okay, I admit it! The real reason I've left the forum is that I'm no intellectual, and you guys are way too clever for me…Adios again!” (3 days later)
“Not lingering, only passing through. And after being subjected to your propensity for farting , I'm leaving all the more quickly! See ya!” (2 days later)
“At no point did I say I was leaving for good!”
“…on the whole, I consider myself pretty mature.”
“Django is utterly loathed! LOL! What is that supposed to be? Another attempt on your part to make me unpopular?”
“…it isn't very difficult for me to imagine a scenario in which you and your close supporters have rigged my popularity ratings to make me appear to be completely unpopular.”
“…the statement that Django is "utterly loathed" in terms of popularity ratings on a movie forum owned and operated by Yoda is on the same level as saying that Saddam Hussein was the democratically elected leader of Iraq.”
“…I don't know if it's just me, but it seems to me that there is a real grudge-fest out here in MoFo.”
“I don't know if the reason I encounter such an attitude has to do with my ethnicity or nationality…I have had to contend with this atmosphere of hatred and bias ever since I joined the forum.”
“I've tried to be a voice of tolerance and good will, only to have to deal with downright malicious people who seem intent on demonizing and persecuting me endlessly for no good reason.”
“All right, I admit that on some occasions, I might have inadvertently treaded on some toes…”
“…I've been getting along just fine with most people in here…”
“I'm just in here to contribute my 2 cent's worth of opinion about the movies…”
“If I have made mistakes, I have admitted to them.”
“It never is my intention to start a fight.”
“I don't take this movie forum seriously…”
“I am relentlessly called upon to account for every single human failing I might display in here. If that isn't bias and racism, I'd like to know what is.”
“…there IS a VERY DISCERNIBLE trend towards bias and racism in here…”
“I've just about had it with having to deal with mudslinging, hateful, sadistic sickos.”
“Oh, sure, blame it all on me. That seems to be the standard practice in here! Talk about lacking in originality!”
“335 hate-filled (rep) messages directed against me behind my back. Who hates me that much? I'd like to know that. If you have been slamming me behind my back, I'd like to know who you are and what is the basis for your antagonism.”
“Basically, to tell the truth, I don't really care very much for popularity polls--they strike me as meaningless and superficial.”
“…liars and deceivers tend to be a lot more popular than honest, truthful people.”
“Could 9/11 have made such a profound impact on our society as to turn an entire generation into the apparent resurrection of the Third Reich?”
“…like George W. Bush's Florida electorate, Yoda's MoFo poll is only too easy to rig and set up.”
“I try to appeal to a niche crowd and shy away from mainstream adulation.”
“For all I know, the majority of the "hate-mail" reputation points might well be coming from the KKK! What does that prove? That the white supremacists on the forum hate me for my ethnic origins and choose to slam me over racial issues!”
“Okay, maybe once or twice, I've lost my temper and said a few sharp things against you (Yoda). But, on the whole, I've been pretty civil towards you. And I certainly haven't targeted anyone else with insulting or accusatory comments.”
“If a raving, hostile mob hates me for whatever reason, I consider that to be a compliment! It means that I have too much good taste to be part of the mob.”
“Race is definitely an issue. If this were a multi-ethnic forum, with a fair ethnic spread, I'm absolutely certain that I wouldn't be having this sort of problem. Ergo, race is DEFINITELY an issue, if not the central issue.”
“In order to be popular and well-respected in this forum, you have to either be a gender-bending freak like ‘Sexy Celebrity’ or ‘Blibblobblib’ or else be a monotonous drone like Yoda.”
“At this point, I'm too tired to get into another monotonous discussion about how I should change to fit in with the group. Fact is, I have no real desire to change. I'm happy the way I am. If change means fitting in with freakos like Sexy Celebrity and Blibblobblib, who, frankly, just plain creep me out with their bizarre fetishes, but who, somehow, manage to elicit universal support despite their bizarre eccentricities, this forum has no place for me!”
“Okay, okay, I admit it, and I'm sorry. I have been acting like a jerk in the past and, perhaps, I deserve at least a part of the bad "reputation" you folks at MoFo have foisted upon me thanks to the "reputation points system" (part, but far from all).”
“I'm here to have a good time--to raise issues of interest to myself, to chat with friends, to generally have fun.”
“…considering how it (The rep system) can be manipulated by Yoda, I place no importance or value on it whatsoever, and refuse to allow it to control my behavior in this forum.”
“What is the motive for this elaborate set-up seemingly designed to damage me in the forum? I can only surmise that it is a) political and b) racial, judging from the sorts of things that Yoda has himself said in the past…Yoda has clearly revealed himself…as to being biased, prejudiced and even racist…”
“…last thing on my mind is engaging in petty politics--in a friggin' movie forum…”
“Well, if I'm not welcome, I will leave! Who needs this crap anyway!”
“True, on occasion, I have used heated words against Yoda, and I'm sorry if I went too far once or twice.”
“Sure, I'm responsible for my actions! But what I'm posting in here are words, not actions!”
“By all means hold me accountable for my words.”
“Hey, am I to blame if everything I say seems to spark a major controversy? It's not intentional--honest!”
“I guess the question on the minds of some MoFos might be—‘what does Django have to say about that?’"
“I can spare only a limited part of my spare time to the message board, so I don't have the leisure to go into extended discussions with you in depth over every little issue.” (After posting an essay length reply)
“I hardly think I have been dogmatic in anything I have said.”
“Anyway, I'll come back to this some other time. More important things to do right now!”
“Hey... if you guys feel so insecure by my presence in this forum, I don't really need to waste my time in here! lol! I don't feel any compelling need to belong to your twisted little WASPs-only, "Lord of the Rings"-worshipping, George W. Bush supporting club! It's a big world out there! See ya!”
“So I’m gone!”
“Yeah, well, they all look like WASPs to me (long-term forum members)... and for good reason, I imagine, for if they are not explicitly WASPs, they are probably WASP-sympathizers!”
“Anyway, I've said my piece! You jerks can continue to rant and rave all you like! Doesn't affect me in the least!”
“Well, the reason I keep coming back is to answer to all the back-biting that goes on while my back is turned.”
“…and you have to arrive at the same conclusions I do. If you don't you would have to be blind!”
“Oh, wait, I get it! In order to be popular on this message board, you have to either be an obsessive debater with a penchant for frenzied deconstructionist argument (Yoda), or a wise-cracking homosexual (Sexy Celebrity), or a cowardly, back-stabbing liberal (Golgot), or a white supremacist with a hidden political agenda (LordSlaytan), or else a monosyllabic-speaking serial killer (theshape82)! No wonder I'm so unpopular in here!?"
“Okay, I get the message. Let's see what the results of your poll are. If they are unfavorable towards me, I'm out of here! I hope that makes you happy!” (5 voted that they enjoyed his presence and 15 voted that they didn’t0
“I do my best to avoid pointless arguments whenever I can.”
“(Me?) Image-posting spree--that is such utter nonsense!”

[LordSlaytan]

Random number list:

# of posts where Django said he was leaving for good: 13
# of posts where Django said he was a victim of racism: 42
# of posts where Django said Yoda was using Stalinist tactics: 18
# of posts where Django said he was taunted: 87
# of posts where Django said he didn't want to stay where he wasn't wanted: 12
# of posts where Django said awful things to people that once supported him: 22
# of posts where Django said something awful to anyon: 167
# of posts where Django said someone was completely wrong: 482

[LordSlaytan]

Remember, if you want to join me in the mass ignore, just click here (http://www.movieforums.com/community/profile.php?do=addlist&userlist=ignore&u=1869), and make sure you post a response if you do. (You don't have to post, but it would be helpful)

Slay

[Fugitive]

WOW Slay, I don't know whether to be worried about you but nonetheless I'm most impressed with this "study". Almost the makings of a thesis! I'm not sure I can devote as much time to reading this as you have in making this, but I'm intrigued enough to read more.

[LordSlaytan]

No need to worry about me. In the 18 months that I've belonged to this forum, I've never gone after anyone before. Sure, I've had arguments a few times. and I've even called a couple of people jerks a couple of times, but this is ridiculous. I'm sick of his presence polluting threads. I'm sick of his whining. I'm sick of his damn conspiracy theories involving, well, me now. I don't want to be angry when I'm visiting this forum anymore, and I get angry when he attacks my friends for the only reason of him being delusional and egomaniacal. I want the forum to go back to normal, with friends talking about movies and other things as well, without having to wade through the barrage of personal attacks and innuendo. He won’t leave, even though 90% of the forum desires him to, and Yoda won’t ban him even though he obviously deserves it. This is the only option left. Click the hyperlink and add him to your ignore list. If enough of us to that, he won’t have any other choice but to leave, because no one will ever see his posts to respond to them. He will be talking to no one. Some people may think it’s severe, but they’re nicer than me.

[Hondo333]

VIVA BRIAN!!!!!!!!

Iam with you Budd, :D

[Caitlyn]

I’m very impressed Bri… and I'm sorry it had to come to this but I hope the MoFo members will add Django to their ignore list… Since I am one of the moderators on here, I need to keep a eye on his posts... however, I will ignore his posts until such time as I need to edit or delete/lock one of his posts/threads....

[LordSlaytan]

Thanks Hondo, Cait. Maybe he will see this and decide it's not worth it and just leave quietly. I hope so.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Let's take a look at...

Django's Current Ignore List (The 3 W's):

1. The Weight (ignore my huge mass)
2. The Women (ignore those with huge jugs)
3. The Wise (ignore those with huge egos!)

[Piddzilla]

Brian. Dude, you need a job. Badly. :rotfl:

Ok, I am allready ignoring Django and has been doing so for quite some time now so I am allready part of this.. eh.. club, sort of. But I think I will pass on putting him on my ignore list. Hey, I might miss something interesting. :D

[LordSlaytan]

Brian. Dude, you need a job. Badly. :rotfl:

Yes I do, but that's beside the point. The point is that I'm sick of his baseless accusations and destroying threads that have nothing to do with him, just so he can make more accusations. I'm sick of him saying hateful things to my friends like Blib and Nebbs, who have never tried to hurt anyone before and are here just to have fun. I'm sick of him calling anybody who doesn't like him racist. I'm sick of him stabbing the people who tried to calm him in the back, like Golgot...and you! By not putting him on the ignore list just keeps him in some sort of control of the forum and that's exactly what he wants. He behaves like sociopath with paranoid delusions that enjoys disrupting as many things as he can. I want him out of here, and I know I've heard at least another dozen people say the same thing. Maybe this is just too extreme for many to stomach.

[Fugitive]

After reading some of his posts I must agree on the sociopathic traits and the paranoia, etc etc. I've been "ignoring" him since the beginning so I don't see much difference in placing him on my 'ignore list'. Slay, just don't make this your life's work ;) it ain't worth it.

[LordSlaytan]

Ah, I'm not obsessed. I actually ignored him too for his first 8 1/2 months here, but then he "spread" into other threads that had nothing to do with him and they were ruined. It happened so often, that I became angry. When I called him on his behavior, he placed me on his race card list. That's when I decided I'd had enough. It won't be a life's work or anything, but this community does matter to me, and if I have to try to heal it by myself, I will.

Or, at least I'll try.

[led_zeppelin]

Whew, I have never been more iimpressed with the dislike of others in my LIFE! Slay, I have disliked you in the past (although I can't remember why) but I agree whole-heartedly! I'm not gonna ignore him, cuz I think he has left. But I don't wanna ignore him, just so if he hasn't left, I can see what else he might have to say.

[Piddzilla]

Yes I do, but that's beside the point. The point is that I'm sick of his baseless accusations and destroying threads that have nothing to do with him, just so he can make more accusations. I'm sick of him saying hateful things to my friends like Blib and Nebbs, who have never tried to hurt anyone before and are here just to have fun. I'm sick of him calling anybody who doesn't like him racist. I'm sick of him stabbing the people who tried to calm him in the back, like Golgot...and you! By not putting him on the ignore list just keeps him in some sort of control of the forum and that's exactly what he wants. He behaves like sociopath with paranoid delusions that enjoys disrupting as many things as he can. I want him out of here, and I know I've heard at least another dozen people say the same thing. Maybe this is just too extreme for many to stomach.

Ok, ok, ok!! I'll put him on my ignore list!!! (For you, baby... ;) )

[LordSlaytan]

Slay, I have disliked you in the past (although I can't remember why)...

You disliked me? ****** racist...;D

Actually, for about 3 weeks I was in an extremely bad mood, and I kind of took it out on some of the new people around here, but I quickly amended that behavior and went back to my sweet, charming, and beatific ways. I think that was around the time you joined and there were about 20 different Matrix threads to wade through. I was ripping on all the thread starters with reckless abandon. "Eh! You there! Your poo smells like cran****!" I just couln't help myself.

[Aniko]

I actually ignored him too for his first 8 1/2 months here, but then he "spread" into other threads that had nothing to do with him and they were ruined.

I feel the same way. Bri...I'm with you on ignoring Django. He needs to understand people are truely tired of all his nonsense and there's a consequence for continually behaving the way he does. Thank you for providing it.



Zep....Brian (Slay) really does have a heart of gold. You came here when he had just quit smoking and had some rough days.

[Monkeypunch]

Yeah, I am with ya too, Slay. I usually try to get along with everyone, even folks I don't like, but .... it's Django. He is just really irritating and even more unstable than I am, and that is saying something.... :D I am putting him on ignore too. Fight the good fight!!!!

[Herod]

This is one of the most incredible things I've ever seen on the internet...
but I can't support your movement, Brian, as well argued and well researched as it is.

[LordSlaytan]

Thanks Monkey, I appreciate the support. There's a quote directed towards you up there somewhere. ;)

This is one of the most incredible things I've ever seen on the internet...
but I can't support your movement, Brian, as well argued and well researched as it is.
That's cool bud, but remember, this is a privately owned forum, not a publicly owned one. It is up to us to fight to keep our sight free from the rampart hostility he has so continuously shown us here.

Incredible, eh? Stop, you'll swell my ego.

[jrs]

Hey Brian, I am totally impressed! I have placed him on my ignore list. :yup: Unlike you all, I have only said a couple of negative things towards him. What you said I can't believe, for like Herod said - your research was done outstanding. When reading, I was shocked by almost half of it because when i see his posts....I sometimes skip them because I know they are going to be just another round of good ol' crap.


Attention Chris and Cait'.....BAN DJANGO !!! - PLEASE!!!!

[Fugitive]

As I started off 'ignoring' most of Django's posts when he became irritating, I don't see any difference in joining you in adding him to my ignore list. I have.
Now before people go off at Yoda and Cait about not banning Django, I think we should look at this thru their eyes. They are trying to be fair and just in the way they deal with people on the threads. If things have gone too far, they have stepped in. In my humble and weak opinion, I think they have done a completely fair and patient task in dealing with this particular matter. However, in saying this, I can also see your point too, Slay. He is indeed getting monotonous and if I can say so, ludicrous in his outbursts. Your mission is very noble in that you wish to keep this site user-friendly and fun; your online community as it were. As I haven't seen any more posts from him, perhaps your mission has been completed.

[LordSlaytan]

It's not like I didn't understand Yoda's point in not banning Django, because if he had, then it would seem like Django was right after all. It doesn't bother me that he hasn't, but if he comes back and continues with his tirades, then this thread should be enough ammo for Yoda to do it with impunity.

I really hope that you didn't feel pressured by me to join in, that's not what I was trying to do at all. I am surprised that certain other members chose not to support it, but that's their preragotive.

[Fugitive]

Slay, you would be one of the last people I would think of as being vindictive or mercilessly persuing to stalk someone off the site or even pressuring someone to follow your lead. I think that you would really have to be ticked off in order to do start something like this. As I mentioned before, I think it was a noble thing you have done in order to protect something you hold dear. I just hope that others see everyone's view to this and not just see it as a way to ban someone. I never felt pressured into this; it made no difference to me since I ignored him already. I'm one of those cold, insensitive types. :p

[Yoda]

I, for one, have clicked the link.

Well said, Brian.

[LordSlaytan]

I'm glad Fox, and thank you for your trust.

Thanks for joining in Yoda. With you ignoring him half of his fight is already over. If he can't goad you, then there's nothing left for him here.

[Mark]

Django who?

(consider him ignored)

[LordSlaytan]

Django who?

(consider him ignored)

:laugh: Sweet.

I also wanted to thank Annie and Jrs for replying and joning as well. I appreciate your vote of confidence Annie, and your compliment Jrs. ;)

[7thson]

When a gardener waters their vegetables they also water their weeds.
If they pull the weeds, then they only water the vegetables.
As luck would have it however, the weeds always seem to come back.

[nebbit]

WOW, WOW Brian how did i miss this, I have clicked and joined the club, I tried to ignore him but in the end, all I did was respond with a smilie and that was it.

Thanks Brian {LordyLord} for getting angry with Daggy for attacking me, you are a true friend, don't worry he could never hurt my feelings, he is pathetic.

:sick:

[Revenge of Mr M]

Now I'm not for Django or anything but I'd like to tell you a story I heard at a lecture a few years ago.

Once upon a time, in a ancient kingdom etc. a little demon found his way into the throne room of the emperor's palace and took a seat on his chair. Two stewards happened to pass by at that time and were horrified to see the demon sitting on the throne. Instantly they rushed up to it and started speaking sternly.
"Get off that throne! It is for the emperor only!" and words to that effect.
But the demon did not move. Instead, it seemed to get a little larger. Irritated by the demon's inactivity, the stewards got angrier and their words got sterner.
"Get out of here! You don't belong!"
The demon did not move. It continued to grow. More servants entered and started shouting at the demon, horrified by the creature. But the demon still didn't move, it just got bigger, and uglier and smellier.
"If you don't move, our soldiers will come and destroy you!"
But with every kind word and every unkind action, the demon continued growing. The soldiers came in and started waving their swords but the demon just kept getting bigger until it was so big that it was as high as the enormous throne room, and so smelly that the servants and soldiers could barely breathe. How could they get remove it?

Just then the Emperor entered. Surveying the screen, he saw the servants angrily shaking their fists at the demon and being very old and very wise, he knew exactly what to do.
He walked up to the demon and said:
"Hello, how are you? I hope you're comfortable sitting in my chair, I wouldn't want a guest to to feel put out."
And the demon shrunk a little bit. The servants instantly saw what was happening and knew exactly what they needed to do. They changed tack completely.
"Would you like some more cushions?"
"Would you like something to eat?"
"Are you thirsty? Would you like something to drink?"

With every kind word, every kind action, the demon shrunk a little bit. It kept decreasing it's size as the servants bestowed their hospitality upon it. It shrank so far that it returned to it's original size. But the servants didn't stop there, they kept on being kind, nice and generous until the demon was so small that it could sit on your finger. And eventually, it got so small that it disappeared completely.

That was what was called an anger eating demon. It lives inside you and grows with every negative feeling you have until it grows so big it consumes you entirely.

The moral of the story is... I forgot what the moral is but it's very easy to attack him for his own anger, his own lies, his own stuff. But every time you try to push him out, one way or another, his problem becomes greater. Why not instead think "You're not going away, and I can't make you. So how can I incorporate you, embrace you as part of my life?" and that's when his bothersome personality begins to grow less offensive, less anger inducing.

Maybe he'll even become your friend. You don't necessarily like your friends, but you learn from them, and learn to appreciate them.
Unconditional love and faith to all beings, even the ones who've hurt you in the past. Can you find a way to welcome him again?

Love and Peace

[nebbit]

Now I'm not for Django or anything but I'd like to tell you a story I heard at a lecture a few years ago.

Once upon a time, in a ancient kingdom etc. a little demon found his way into the throne room of the emperor's palace and took a seat on his chair. Two stewards happened to pass by at that time and were horrified to see the demon sitting on the throne. Instantly they rushed up to it and started speaking sternly.
"Get off that throne! It is for the emperor only!" and words to that effect.
But the demon did not move. Instead, it seemed to get a little larger. Irritated by the demon's inactivity, the stewards got angrier and their words got sterner.
"Get out of here! You don't belong!"
The demon did not move. It continued to grow. More servants entered and started shouting at the demon, horrified by the creature. But the demon still didn't move, it just got bigger, and uglier and smellier.
"If you don't move, our soldiers will come and destroy you!"
But with every kind word and every unkind action, the demon continued growing. The soldiers came in and started waving their swords but the demon just kept getting bigger until it was so big that it was as high as the enormous throne room, and so smelly that the servants and soldiers could barely breathe. How could they get remove it?

Just then the Emperor entered. Surveying the screen, he saw the servants angrily shaking their fists at the demon and being very old and very wise, he knew exactly what to do.
He walked up to the demon and said:
"Hello, how are you? I hope you're comfortable sitting in my chair, I wouldn't want a guest to to feel put out."
And the demon shrunk a little bit. The servants instantly saw what was happening and knew exactly what they needed to do. They changed tack completely.
"Would you like some more cushions?"
"Would you like something to eat?"
"Are you thirsty? Would you like something to drink?"

With every kind word, every kind action, the demon shrunk a little bit. It kept decreasing it's size as the servants bestowed their hospitality upon it. It shrank so far that it returned to it's original size. But the servants didn't stop there, they kept on being kind, nice and generous until the demon was so small that it could sit on your finger. And eventually, it got so small that it disappeared completely.

That was what was called an anger eating demon. It lives inside you and grows with every negative feeling you have until it grows so big it consumes you entirely.

The moral of the story is... I forgot what the moral is but it's very easy to attack him for his own anger, his own lies, his own stuff. But every time you try to push him out, one way or another, his problem becomes greater. Why not instead think "You're not going away, and I can't make you. So how can I incorporate you, embrace you as part of my life?" and that's when his bothersome personality begins to grow less offensive, less anger inducing.

Maybe he'll even become your friend. You don't necessarily like your friends, but you learn from them, and learn to appreciate them.
Unconditional love and faith to all beings, even the ones who've hurt you in the past. Can you find a way to welcome him again?

Love and Peace

Give Peace a chance :rolleyes:

Been tried, didn't work, sorry, but i don't even want to talk to any demon :(

[Revenge of Mr M]

Well you didn't try very hard or very long. Even something you absolutely hate, unconditional love still applies. Even something that hurts you and keeps on hurting, unconditional faith still applies.

[nebbit]

Well you didn't try very hard or very long. Even something you absolutely hate, unconditional love still applies. Even something that hurts you and keeps on hurting, unconditional faith still applies.

You don't know how long i tried, i also met him at another site i did belong to, he wasn't much different there, oh for idealism, :D

[Golgot]

To be honest Mr M, i think everyone's tried to be understanding of Django's strange disposition - and in the case of the oldest members, for a long time. But it always seems to end in generating negative trends on all sides. He won't listen to constructive criticism (he's always innocent of everything in his own head) and he's very difficult to ignore when he plasters threads with his cries of purity and grace (while slinging **** at the same time).

I'm just sick of the merry-go-round. I've been trying to have some constructive bouts with Yods for ages, and both of use keep getting drawn off into trying to get Djangs to justify himself or recognise some of his more glaring hypocricies. And it all ends in ****-slinging. I just don't have much more energy to invest in the Django-time-drain. (i think he has changed a smidgen over time - but really, he's still the same dogmatic assertor of his own reasonableness, despite all the evidence to the contrary)

So Bri, sorry for not acknowledging this thread until now (i should reaaaally be job-hunting right now, instead of plying the verbal plow yet again). That's a phenomenal bit of research you've done (i did wonder why i kept seeing you going through old threads ;)). All of us that've tangled with Djangs know well how contradictory he is - but now, if/when he pops up again, we can at least point him to this den of deconstructionism. He'll just claim it's evidence of the persecution he suffers, but heigh ho. You can't win with the guy. It prbably needed doing.

Cheers for defending me and others with the quotes tho. I'm afraid i'm going to leave him off ignore, but my door is closed to his nonsensical side. (I did ignore him for a bit, and then felt a bit snide). What i'm glad about is that, with Yods on side, we might be able to glide through some clearer idea-swapping now.

I feel sorry for the guy. Maybe, if he can get over the extent to which he has become pitied/despised and ostracised, he might use this thread to realise he's really not reasonableness-in-human-guise.

Never know. :)

[Sexy Celebrity]

If Django goes away, who am I gonna make fun of? :confused:

[Sedai]

That's cool bud, but remember, this is a privately owned forum, not a publicly owned one. It is up to us to fight to keep our sight free from the rampart hostility he has so continuously shown us here.

Incredible, eh? Stop, you'll swell my ego.

Well said, and this is also the reason Django's "Violation of my freedom of speech" rants mean little. Freedom of speech does not mean a body can go anywhere they choose and say anything they want. If this was the case, people could go to NBA basketball games or the opera, stand on stage and preach to the crowd, and they would have legal protection to do so. As we know, this is not the case. Free people must still follow the rules, and this is the concept that this guy doesn't seem to grasp. This is not his forum. The material he posts on this forum is not his property. The site owner(s) have absolute control over whatever happens with the site that they own and monitor. It is not a right to post here, it is a privilege extended by the site owners. I think if people have issues with these concepts, it is best to find another forum or another outlet alltogether for expressing ideas. Hopefully this has happened ;)

As for ignoring, I choose to leave his posts active as I do find them somewhat interesting at times. I have however started to experience some frustrations with this person and will not interact with him or respond to any of his comments.

Cheers all :)
I go back to movie posts now
:cool:

PS SC, you can make fun of me for a while, I am pretty bullet proof, and I probably deserve it, as I am one goofy bastard. ;)

[Caitlyn]

Well said, and this is also the reason Django's "Violation of my freedom of speech" rants mean little. Freedom of speech does not mean a body can go anywhere they choose and say anything they want. If this was the case, people could go to NBA basketball games or the opera, stand on stage and preach to the crowd, and they would have legal protection to do so. As we know, this is not the case. Free people must still follow the rules, and this is the concept that this guy doesn't seem to grasp. This is not his forum. The material he posts on this forums is not his property. The site owner(s) have absolute control over whatever happens with the site that they own and monitor. It is not a right to post here, it is a privilege extended by the site owners. I think if people have issues with these concepts, it is best to find another forum or another outlet alltogether for expressing ideas. Hopefully this has happened ;)

As for ignoring, I choose to leave his posts active as I do find them somewhat interesting at times. I have however started to experience some frustrations with this person and will not interact with him or respond to any of his comments.

Cheers all :)
I go back to movie posts now
:cool:

PS SC, you can make fun of me for a while, I am pretty bullet proof, and I probably deserve it, as I am one goofy bastard. ;)


Very well put Sedai … I tried, several times, to explain all that to Django… unfortunately it is rather obvious my attempts were unsuccessful…

[Django]

:laugh:

You know, you guys waste so much time and energy hating me... and coming up with reasons for hating me... that it's just plain funny!

Lord Slaytan has to take the cake! :rotfl:

This guy actually read each and every one of my posts to come up with reasons to ignore me! :rotfl: That is so ironic, so unbelievably ridiculous, it takes the cake! Lord Slaytan, if you wanted to ignore me so much, why would you spend so much time and energy reading up on every thing I have posted in here? If you wanted to get other people to ignore me, why would you seek to call so much attention to me? Why not just carry on with your lives and forget all about me?

This is so hilarious, so ridiculous, that I have to stop and think!

You know what they say about hatred--you really only hate the one's you love! The reason you guys hate me so much is because, in actual fact, you really love me... deep down inside, you really do! It's because of what I stand for and believe in, isn't it? Admit it! Come on!

Anyway, I love you too! :laugh:

Slaytan, I'm touched by all the time and effort you have taken to publicize all my posts. It takes a true friend to go through so much trouble on my account! The publicity is deeply appreciated! Thanks! :laugh:

As for everyone else... since you guys hate me so much... thanks for being part of a movement dedicated to ignoring me... and, in the process, giving me way more attention than I personally think I deserve! Thanks! I'm flattered, really!

Anyway... I love you all! Have a good one and see you on the other side, when you all wake up from your pleasant reverie! :laugh:

Adios, amigos!

[Golgot]

I don't think anyone hates you Djangles. I think most of us have just come to dislike you strongly.

Bye bye my lover :kiss:

[jrs]

Very well put Sedai … I tried, several times, to explain all that to Django… unfortunately it is rather obvious my attempts were unsuccessful…

Cait', I am sure nothing will get through his head. So don't feel bad.

[Sexy Celebrity]

For those of you who've missed Django's latest posts, he's confessing his LOVE for us! :love:

[projectMayhem]

I just joined up Slay and already it seems more peaceful not having to see his remarks.

[Herod]

I, for one, have clicked the link.
As an administrator, shouldn't you be reading everybody's posts?
Do what you will.

[Yoda]

As an administrator, shouldn't you be reading everybody's posts?
Do what you will.Cait's already volunteered to keep an eye on him, I believe. And besides; that's what the Report button is for.

I'm not sure why, but I'm detecting from you an odd sort of aversion to what seems to me to be a very sensible suggestion.

[TheOne]

hey hes not that bad of an guy cut him some slack
if he has an opinon let em sat it

[Richard Hell]

yeah this is coming from a guy who uses words like queer and gay
dumb ass hipacrit

[LordSlaytan]

For those of you who've missed Django's latest posts, he's confessing his LOVE for us! :love:

Do you understand the point of this thread Jason? I don't care what he's saying, that's why he's on my ignore list. I didn't know what he wrote, but now I do. I'm sure he's enjoying it because that's just like him. I did it for the site, not for his, or your, amusement. Please don't give us a play by play again. Please. I'm asking you as your friend.

AND, if he wants to try to laugh this off like it means nothing...let him. I have proven, without a shadow of a doubt, that all his accusations are groundless. I have shown that all his claims are false. For everything he has denied, the proof can now be seen. Regardless if he enjoys it or not, I feel satisfied just to prove him a liar.

hey hes not that bad of an guy cut him some slack
if he has an opinon let em sat it

Did you look at any of the quotes? It's his constant abuse that I object to, not his opinions. Actually, you've never posted in any thread that he has, so why do you feel compelled to act like you know him at all?

[nebbit]

I liked it that when i came to this thread, his post wasn't visible to me, I am Daggy free :D

[Caitlyn]

hey hes not that bad of an guy cut him some slack
if he has an opinon let em sat it


There is a limit… childish name calling and unprovoked accusations cross that limit… and after looking over your posting history… you would do well to remember that...

[Sexy Celebrity]

Do you understand the point of this thread Jason? I don't care what he's saying, that's why he's on my ignore list. I didn't know what he wrote, but now I do. I'm sure he's enjoying it because that's just like him. I did it for the site, not for his, or your, amusement. Please don't give us a play by play again. Please. I'm asking you as your friend.
Alright, friend, but seriously, you're missing some great stuff! I'm sorry, but I cannot help telling everybody the things that Django has been saying in here. So far, he has:

1. Confessed his love for every MoFo.

2. Confessed that he is gay.

3. Indulged us in a little tale about his college day "experiments".

4. Posted pictures of himself as his drag queen alter ego, Djangirl.

5. Commented on every episode of Star Trek.

6. Given out his new cell phone number.

Everything else was pretty boring and same old, same old.

[Piddzilla]

Alright, friend, but seriously, you're missing some great stuff! I'm sorry, but I cannot help telling everybody the things that Django has been saying in here. So far, he has:

1. Confessed his love for every MoFo.

2. Confessed that he is gay.

3. Indulged us in a little tale about his college day "experiments".

4. Posted pictures of himself as his drag queen alter ego, Djangirl.

5. Commented on every episode of Star Trek.

6. Given out his new cell phone number.

Everything else was pretty boring and same old, same old.


What exactly did he say about me? Does he really love me?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Spewed what into his mouth? Vomit?

[blibblobblib]

Sorry that i didn't look at this sooner Slay, been writing essays. Brilliant job here, its great that someone has finally produced the numbers we can always refer to if he ever should ever bother us again. Some of those numbers you produced were mindboggling. He says we have a lot of time for hating him? well he sure has a LOT more time than us by the looks of those numbers youve added up.

Well done on a good look into the Djangy phenomenon. I wasn't going to ignore him at first, i thought i would give it a while, but when i read his post on this thread i popped the button straight away.

Once again Slay, well done and thankyou for dragging up the past that i hid so well with weeks of therapy. Now i have the corroberating evidence i need to show my shrink ;)

[The Silver Bullet]

I clicked the link.
Though not before editing one of his posts.

You know, for old time's sake.

[nebbit]

Alright, friend, but seriously, you're missing some great stuff! I'm sorry, but I cannot help telling everybody the things that Django has been saying in here. So far, he has:

1. Confessed his love for every MoFo.

2. Confessed that he is gay.

3. Indulged us in a little tale about his college day "experiments".

4. Posted pictures of himself as his drag queen alter ego, Djangirl.

5. Commented on every episode of Star Trek.

6. Given out his new cell phone number.

Everything else was pretty boring and same old, same old.

So! please don't tell us what he has written as not interested. :rolleyes:

[LordSlaytan]

I clicked the link.
Though not before editing one of his posts.

You know, for old time's sake.I love you Mayor.


I thought you might enjoy it Blib, since he seemed to hate you so much...which is remarkable for a man free from hate.

[blibblobblib]

It just occured to me....SC, i was listening to my radio the other day in my car and all of a sudden your signature came on! I knew it looked familiar when i had read it before. Love that song ;) Doesn't really make sense and no doubt ill be sick of it making my ears bleed within weeks but right now, i shake my thang to those milkshakes...

Well done on the editing as well SB....if only he could...
I thought you might enjoy it Blib, since he seemed to hate you so much...which is remarkable for a man free from hate.

Thanx Slay. I do really appreciate it. As i said the fight with Djangy can be a lonely one...and sometimes hungry one. This post makes it all worth while. :yup:

[Sexy Celebrity]

It just occured to me....SC, i was listening to my radio the other day in my car and all of a sudden your signature came on! I knew it looked familiar when i had read it before. Love that song ;) Doesn't really make sense and no doubt ill be sick of it making my ears bleed within weeks but right now, i shake my thang to those milkshakes...
Milkshakes = Kelis' breasts

My theory

[Revenant]

I have also joined the ignore Django club.

For a long time I ignored his posts but recently got a little jacked off with the repeating nuisance. So now I am blissfully free of his dark, evil presence. Yay!

This way is probably better then a ban anyway. By being ignorant of his computer virus being then banning him should really tick him off some. It would be like banging his head against a brick wall, and from what I can gather of him, he is going to pound until his brains spill from his skull.

It's also doing a favour to other forums. He would only move onto another and dig himself a brand new grave if he couldn't reply here. As it is he would probably reply and reply and reply, completely content (or as close as content as he can get) in talking to himself.

In some ways though I'm going to miss his nasty little posts and his rantings and rattlings. The gnarly little masochist.
Not to be taken as a 'Ahhh isn't the anti-christ cute' impression.

[Revenge of Mr M]

I think I missed something, why is The One banned and with a negative rating?

[Yoda]

I think I missed something, why is The One banned and with a negative rating?He said a number of rude things and started picking fights with other members for no reason, despite the fact that he was formally warned about his behavior weeks ago.

[Golgot]

What? He doesn't get to hang around and repeat the whole proceedure?

[Sir Toose]

Who started a thread entitled "Ban Django" MONTHS ago? Hmmmm?

That's all I have to say.

Other than you people need to follow my lead more often cause I'm always fcking right.

:D

[Golgot]

Maybe it's coz the One will grow up. Django's fully grown and needs care in the community :)

[LordSlaytan]

He said a number of rude...and vulgur.

Who started a thread entitled "Ban Django" MONTHS ago?Trying to steal some of my thunder? Just remember, a Lord is higher up the food chain than a Knight.

[Sir Toose]

and vulgur.

Trying to steal some of my thunder? Just remember, a Lord is higher up the food chain than a Knight.


Aye your Kung-Fu is strong! :D

[nebbit]

Aye your Kung-Fu is strong! :D

So is his body odor :rotfl: .......................only kidding :D

[LordSlaytan]

So is his body odor :rotfl: .......................only kidding :D

*sniff* Nibbles first insult directed towards me...I'm so proud.

[nebbit]

*sniff* Nibbles first insult directed towards me...I'm so proud.

So glad I could help :D

[Revenge of Mr M]

He said a number of rude things and started picking fights with other members for no reason, despite the fact that he was formally warned about his behavior weeks ago.

Did they all got deleted or will I find them if I can be bothered to search beyond the first two pages of his posts?

[Caitlyn]

Did they all got deleted or will I find them if I can be bothered to search beyond the first two pages of his posts?


Considering the fact TheOne had less then 50 posts, if you can be bothered to check his posts, you should not have too much trouble finding a few that will enlighten you as to TheOne’s rude behavior on here… however, several of his posts were deleted due to the nature of those posts… And please correct me if I am wrong… but I somehow get the feeling you thought TheOne had been banned just because he sided with Django… hence the reason behind your questions in the first place…

[Revenge of Mr M]

Well it did look that way seeing as that was apparently the last post he made. On another forum I visit, someone got demodded and deleted for sticking up for a personal friend who dared to make a little fun of an administrator, which has made me somewhat twitchy.

...read his posts... I guess they all got deleted...

[Yoda]

It wasn't the last post he made. But it is, I believe, the last post he made which was not deleted. Before action was taken, he followed that one with ones like these:

"u are all abunch of jack ass pesdimistic ass wipes who are over opinionated and sometime even hippacritical
oo and frank bite me ur the biggest wipe doosh of them alll"
"wow u must be blind pddzila
crappy review
crappy user
crappy everything hmm god
frank it seems your **** right now no not right now but all of the time"This is after being specificially warned to knock it off via PM.

Anyone here is free to support anyone they wish, whether I like it or not. Many of the regulars have taken sides opposite to mine before. That's their prerogative. No one has ever, or will ever, be banned for that.

[Revenge of Mr M]

k I wasn't accusing, just wondering what was going on