How Do You Picture Your Fellow Posters? [Archive]

Pigsnie

04-24-01, 02:25 AM

TWT Commish - Young Republican type, prime candidate for GATTACA. Perfect 20/20 vision. Would marry Uma Thurman in a New Yawk minute. Has stock options of which his parents knows nothing. Can't dance. ;)

Wart - Wholesome like a DOLE pineapple, has too many interests to count. Probably never saw a tee-shirt he didn't like. Skinny, but likes to snack. Obeys his parents because he does not want to be cut out of their will. Short attention span. Collects as many office & computer supplies as possible because he never knows when a hemmorhoid will hit the earth. I always seem to think of the animated Disney movie THE SWORD & THE STONE when I see the name "Wart." I also think of that guy in Scooby Doo.

Toby Dammit - Muscular Aussie guy with throbbing brain. LOL. Keeps a rope bag in his locker filled with history books and cheese sandwiches. His hair makes him 3 inches taller. Will mate for life, but will check his future bride's genealogy first. Pretends to be Michael Flatley whilst in the shower.

Mwah later.

[Edited by Pigsnie on 04-24-2001]

TobyDammit

04-24-01, 02:31 AM

Pigsnie,I always thought you would be 5'11, no ****!
dark brown hair, not particulary white, sqaure shaped face.
eyes, either brown or blue.

As for other people here, I always thought thmilin had red hair and would be about 5'3- 4 in height.

Pigsnie, what do you think I look like?

TobyDammit

04-24-01, 02:35 AM

I didn't realize you had already guessed, I don't know
what's happening with these posts.
Pretty good guess.

Michael Flatley! No way!

But everything else was spot on! Great job!

Pigsnie

04-24-01, 02:46 AM

My hair is not brown; it is CHESTNUT, or so my bird says. (At least, when she is not drooling over Colin Firth.) :(

Hmmm, Thmilin. I think she has brown hair, not red. And yeth, I agree she isn't very tall. She likes throbbing brains.
[Edited by Pigsnie on 04-24-2001]

OG-

04-24-01, 05:45 PM

Tough question.

Well I know what thmillin looks like.

TWTCommish- is tall. Kinda husky. Not fat or anything. But not anorexic. Sorry if that sounds bad. Um. Kinda long hair, for a guy at least. Like around the eyebrow length. It's straight hair too. Brown eyes. Nice, white teeth.

Zeph- is about 5"10'. Short hair, brown hair. Skinny. Can't say much else about him, or others.

OllieO

04-24-01, 07:23 PM

Definitely a toughie. Yeah, I picture Zeph as kind of young-looking, brown hair, perhaps a little late-teen acne... :p

Pigsnie

04-24-01, 09:49 PM

To continue ...

OG. Organized, not a big talker, doesn't care what he eats. Probably only likes pizza & a couple of other fast foods -- hates broccoli. A great memory; has no idea what a semi colon is for. Will win a Pulitzer Prize someday for taking a photo of Fidel Castro nude on the Riviera. Can hardly wait to be 18. ;)

Ollie O. Quintessential high school athlete. A big meaty fellow, pays attention to all the major food groups. (Eats them all.) Likeliest poster to bring home several Olympic gold medals. Upon his retirement & marriage to Scary Spice, he will immigrate to Japan where he will become a famous sumo wrestler named Ollie-bono.

Some mwah later. Must expand a couple of earlier profiles, I'm thinking.

OG-

04-24-01, 09:56 PM

Originally posted by Pigsnie

OG. Organized, not a big talker, doesn't care what he eats. Probably only likes pizza & a couple of other fast foods -- hates broccoli. A great memory; has no idea what a semi colon is for. Will win a Pulitzer Prize someday for taking a photo of Fidel Castro nude on the Riviera. Can hardly wait to be 18. ;)

Pretty accurate, for the most part. I'm not too organized, at least not where it counts. Raw broccoli is fairly good, and I like a fair amount of fast food. But yes, I don't care what I eat, mainly due to a genetic disorder which results in digesting food to fast. I do have a great memory though.:) Don't know how you picked that up. And I can't wait untill I am 18. ;)

Now you've gotta guess what I look like.....

Wart

04-24-01, 11:36 PM

OK---I see where this is going. I may be a little slow but I'll show up for the party.

Pigsnie--named after Wormwood's nephew. I picture you as a sort of youngish professor-type--a cross between Ian Holm, John Cleese and Prince Charles in a parka. Maybe some Sherlock Holmes thrown in cuz I think you smoke a pipe and you wear smoking jackets and sportcoats with leather elbow patches. You are a disciple of the Queen's English. You would be a don in Oxford if it paid good. You got a big nose and a Roman centurion haircut. You are as pale as a fish. And you wear glasses. You eat Indian samozas, you don't like blood pudding and I bet you love junky American food. And you love Guinness. And you live in a flat, not a house.

Toby--I see you as a Dame Edna with tattoos. You probably have the build of an opal miner. (I know one in Maui.) And you're dark, maybe with lighter eyes. I think you're actually shy but when when you let go--you could be a really crazy guy. You're a romantic at heart. People don't know what to make of you from your outside--becuz I think you're as much an intellectual--as Pigsnie. You guys are pals--see. You also have a better haircut. And you wear shoes with steel toes. You would like to leave Australia and live on top of the chalk cliffs of Dover, overlooking the Chunnel.

Am I close? :)

Wart

04-25-01, 12:01 AM

Originally posted by Pigsnie

Wart - Wholesome like a DOLE pineapple, has too many interests to count. Probably never saw a tee-shirt he didn't like. Skinny, but likes to snack. Obeys his parents because he does not want to be cut out of their will. Short attention span. Collects as many office & computer supplies as possible because he never knows when a hemmorhoid will hit the earth.
[Edited by Pigsnie on 04-24-2001]

Very good---Sherlock! Not so skinny--sorry to say. I look more like a Dole pineapple <sigh>

Next---

OllieO, you never met a French fry he didn't like. Dairy product fan. Popular with the ladies. Built like a Maori. Short haircut. Have veins on your arms. Hands like hams. Can't decide between football and being Prime Minister. Rides motorbikes? I don't know why but I imagine you as Neo from The Matrix--on the inside.

More later--I gotta do some homework.

Pigsnie

04-25-01, 04:25 AM

Why does everyone think I have a bad haircut? People on three forums think I have a bad haircut. We do not all go to Richard Burton's barber, you know. Otherwise ...

Pretty good, Wart. 7 out of 10. I have indeed been mistaken for a professor many times. I used to think I wanted to stay on at Oxford too, but I didn't want to get that pasty fish-like complexion. I did have a smoking jacket once (a gift from an old girlfriend), but ever since my brother used it to line the bed of a pregnant cat, I have not asked for its return. I don't smoke a pipe however; that's my dad. And I live in a house on Primrose Hill, not a flat -- I have owned my house since I was 26.
Now the Ian Holm/John Cleese/Prince Charles thing -- er, how so? These Englishmen are ANCIENT! (Wot, you couldn't pick Ralph Fiennes maybe, or Daniel Day Lewis?)

Ho ho, do you hear that, Toby? -- Dame Edna with tattoos. Wort has given you a high compliment.

PS. I knew there was a reason I kept thinking about PINEAPPLES!

Pigsnie

04-25-01, 05:08 AM

What does Master OG look like? Hmmmm, hair's a little too long, athletic build, probably wiry; you work alone. You are not into team sports. Prominent nose, thin mouth. Look more like a banana than a papaya.

And now Zephyrus. Has a sock problem. Loves to chew gum, game for anything. Likes to read (especially history) but wishes he had more time. If he has acne (like OllieO says), he will find a cure for this most pernicious of teenage blights. Poster most likely to meet Toby Dammit.

TobyDammit

04-25-01, 10:25 AM

I don't know, I really don't. It just isn't done.

Lord Raglan in the aftermarth of the charge of ... Pigsnie knows the rest.

I wear steel cap boots, no tattoo's
And pigsnie, why am I the most likely poster to meet ollie o. Or vice versa.

I am most definatly a romantic at heart. Very good.

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Yoda

04-25-01, 10:45 AM

Originally posted by Pigsnie
TWT Commish - Young Republican type, prime candidate for GATTACA. Perfect 20/20 vision. Would marry Uma Thurman in a New Yawk minute. Has stock options of which his parents knows nothing. Can't dance. ;)

Close! Definintely republican, havn't seen Gattaca, I do need glasses to drive and read things far away, but 99.9% of the time I can get by without them.

Uma Thurman isn't my type, and I don't have stock options, but I plan to invest soon, and I can't dance worth crap.

Originally posted by OG-
TWTCommish- is tall. Kinda husky. Not fat or anything. But not anorexic. Sorry if that sounds bad. Um. Kinda long hair, for a guy at least. Like around the eyebrow length. It's straight hair too. Brown eyes. Nice, white teeth.

Not bad! I'm 5'11", a little husky, hair almost exactly at eyebrow length, and straight, brown hair. My teeth are okay -- but I ought to brush them more often.

You guys are really good.

Originally posted by OG-
Pigsnie--named after Wormwood's nephew.

Actually, I thought Pigsnie was someone else entirely? I had thought it was a good served at the banquet or something. I believe Wormwood is Screwtape's nephew.

Here's mine:

Pigsnie I have no idea! I have a lot of trouble with this one. Thin, no doubt about that. Dark hair. That's about it. He reminds me a little bit of a friend of mine named Thomas Diehl -- smart guy.

OG- Pointy features, is the best way I can describe it. Big smile, and a werewolf-style kind of haircut. Reasonably tall, and a little below average weight. Says "yeah" a LOT. Loves to eat in front of his computer.

Toby Probably in good shape -- I always think people named Toby are, but don't ask me why, or my nose will bleed. Blonde hair, I'd guess?

Zeph Not shy, but not highly outspoken. Somewhere in the middle, leaning towards the latter. Average height, average weight. I'll say dark hair.

Laurie Stacks of DVDs in her house. Light-colored hair (red or blonde, or maybe really light brown?), and smiles in almost all pictures taken of her -- don't ask me why I think that either, because I don't know.

Who'd I miss? I dunno -- probably a lot of people.

OG-

04-25-01, 05:44 PM

Originally posted by Pigsnie
What does Master OG look like? Hmmmm, hair's a little too long, athletic build, probably wiry; you work alone. You are not into team sports. Prominent nose, thin mouth. Look more like a banana than a papaya.

haha, Pretty much all wrong! My hair is short, very short. Not really "wiry". I work alone for the most part I guess, although I usually have friends around though. And I play on a Hockey team. Not really an athletic build, but I am toned. I don't know if I have a prominent nose. Everyone says its a "great feature". But I guess you could say I have a thin mouth. So yea! Nice try.

Originally posted by TWT Commish
OG- Pointy features, is the best way I can describe it. Big smile, and a werewolf-style kind of haircut. Reasonably tall, and a little below average weight. Says "yeah" a LOT. Loves to eat in front of his computer.

Accurate I guess. I do say "yeah" alot. I don't really have pointy features. Nice smile, or so people tell me. I'm 5'9", 127 or so pounds. Do love to eat in front of my computer also. Don't have a werewolf hair cut though.:) But hey, at least you were alot more accurate than Pigsnie!:D

Oh and I didn't say that thing about Pigsnie...

Yoda

04-25-01, 05:47 PM

Yeah, my mistake -- copy and paste error. :)

Pigsnie

04-25-01, 06:00 PM

Er, by "wiry," I didn't mean your hair, OG. (unless you look like vampire Spike) I was referring to your build, which appears to be a runner's build. Now, you go ahead & guess what I look like, sheeeeee [insert Jimmy Cagney impression here].
And you can cheat by remembering what Wart said.

Commish, I am not really thin. And the name "Thomas Diehl" sounds so familiar. Also, you should really check out GATTACA so you'll see what I mean.

Yoda

04-25-01, 06:17 PM

Thomas Diehl is a friend of mine who used to work for my dad -- he's online now and then. He is very ill, unfortunatly, but I think he's going to make it.

I do think I've heard of Gattaca's concept: you sayin' I, as a republican, want a world like that? ;D

Pigsnie

04-25-01, 06:42 PM

Actually, I was thinking more about the kind of young people who theoretically got into GATTACA: good-looking over-achievers who go into space, wearing expensive unconstructed blazers. LOL. Otherwise, no, I can't say that the Gattacan world is a pleasant place in which to live.

Sorry to hear about Mr. Diehl. The name still bugs me. Is he a writer?

Yoda

04-25-01, 06:49 PM

He may have written some things, but I don't believe he's written any novels, or anything widely published, if that's what you mean. He's pretty good at chess. :)

Wart

04-26-01, 12:12 AM

Oh--well, I apologize to TOby for calling him Dame Edna. My Aussie friend told me it wasnt the thing but he was the only Australian comic I know and he's funny!!!! So that's why I called you Dame Edna. But no way was I gonna say that you looked like Crocodile Dundee. I don't know many Aussies and the only one I know looks like Barry Manilow without the muscles. (ARE YOU READING THIS--EVAN?)

Pigsnie--I said Ian Holm cuz I like the way he speaks English, Cleese because he's evil--in a good way, of course and I dont know why I thought of Prince Charles. (I just had this vision of Prince CHarles in a helicopter visiting the Inuits in Alaska and I thought of you.

NEXT--Zephyrus.
Picky eater. Because of his handle, you're tall and weedy. Jokester/prankster. I think you may be high-energy kind of guy. Dipsy-doodle like we say over here. (Mebbe not as freaked out as the Croc Hunter though.) Likes to watch Saturday morning cartoons. (Well, since you're in Australia--whenever they show them.) Reads everything including milk labels. Health-conscious. You'll end up as some kind of professional. Doctor or lawyer or astro-physicist. If you don't drive yet or if you do--you have or want to have a truck.

Gawd--I feel like that lady with thee tarot cards. Dunno know what she's talking about but it sure is fun talking!

Wart

04-26-01, 12:28 AM

TWT COMMISH--- My hand to my forehead with my eyes shut.

You have a Trust Fund! And you have a wireless PDA thing. And you know as many programming languages as there are flavors for Jello. You don't ask your parents for money to take out the garbage. (I know I did and I got the belt :eek:) You want to go to MIT for college. You KNOW what you want to do. You don't dabble; you're focused. But you try to do too much and you don't know your own limits yet. (Wait till you get to be my age.) You wouldn't mind if Moses (Charlton Heston) ran for Prez. You most resemble Wesley Crusher and your dad looks like Captain Pickard and you mom (Awestruck?) looks like Dr. Crusher.

I better quit while I'm ahead. :D

Yoda

04-26-01, 12:36 AM

Originally posted by Wart
TWT COMMISH--- My hand to my forehead with my eyes shut.

You have a Trust Fund! And you have a wireless PDA thing. And you know as many programming languages as there are flavors for Jello. You don't ask your parents for money to take out the garbage. (I know I did and I got the belt :eek:) You want to go to MIT for college. You KNOW what you want to do. You don't dabble; you're focused. But you try to do too much and you don't know your own limits yet. (Wait till you get to be my age.) You wouldn't mind if Moses (Charlton Heston) ran for Prez. You most resemble Wesley Crusher and your dad looks like Captain Pickard and you mom (Awestruck?) looks like Dr. Crusher.

I better quit while I'm ahead. :D

Hahahahaha. That Star Trek stuff was funny as h*ll.

I don't have a trust fund, and I don't have a PDA/wireless thing, but I WANT ONE! :) You're right in that I don't ask my parents for money. They're willing, but I want to get it on my own.

I don't want to go to MIT though -- I don't want to go to college at all, but if I had to, I guess it would be MIT. I do dabble a little, but not too much.

And yes, I'd vote for Heston. :) You're also right about my limits: I try to do a lot of things, and only started to realize the problems with that last year.

You guys got me down pretty good, considering you've never met me. :)

Yoda

04-26-01, 12:37 AM

Oh, and I'm not a Trekkie, but his name is spelled "Picard" :)

TobyDammit

04-26-01, 09:36 AM

Wart, don't worry about the Dame Edna comment. It's cool.
Although I was taken aback.

TobyDammit

04-26-01, 09:44 AM

Mr, Commish sir, I am in good shape, but Toby is my username
only. Not my real name. Interesting theory about people named Toby though.

HMMMMMMMMMM ?

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Yoda

04-26-01, 09:59 AM

Well, until you list your real name for me, I'm gonna call you Toby. :) People know my name is Chris, but insist on calling me TWT, hehe.

Pigsnie

04-26-01, 09:12 PM

Oh. So that is why I remind you of Ian Holm. Thanks. I admire him tremendously meself, thought he was the best thing in ALIEN. (Never thought anyone could manage to make a rolled-up magazine a lethal weapon.)

I think the Dame Edna comparison is high praise. I love the guy/gal. I've been to a couple of her shows and I laughed so hysterically that my companions thought I had lost my mind. (I am not publicly expressive.)

Zephyrus

04-27-01, 12:10 PM

Zeph- is about 5"10'. Short hair, brown hair. Skinny. Can't say much else about him, or others.

Definitely a toughie. Yeah, I picture Zeph as kind of young-looking, brown hair, perhaps a little late-teen acne...

Very close, I'm about 6'1", almost always medium-short hair, hazel brown, and brown eyes.

And now Zephyrus. Has a sock problem. Loves to chew gum, game for anything. Likes to read (especially history) but wishes he had more time. If he has acne (like OllieO says), he will find a cure for this most pernicious of teenage blights. Poster most likely to meet Toby Dammit.

Sock problem is becoming chronic! Favourite brand of gum is Extra Spearmint (you know, the green one). Game for almost anything :). Love to read, can't seem to find the time to eat breakfast. By the way, who's Toby Dammit?! :D

NEXT--Zephyrus.
Picky eater. Because of his handle, you're tall and weedy. Jokester/prankster. I think you may be high-energy kind of guy. Dipsy-doodle like we say over here. (Mebbe not as freaked out as the Croc Hunter though.) Likes to watch Saturday morning cartoons. (Well, since you're in Australia--whenever they show them.) Reads everything including milk labels. Health-conscious. You'll end up as some kind of professional. Doctor or lawyer or astro-physicist. If you don't drive yet or if you do--you have or want to have a truck.

Do I KNOW you from somewhere?! We must have met, for you to know all these details! ;D This has to be one of the MOST accurate descriptions I have ever read!!

Relatively picky eater. I'm tall, but not that weedy (is that because of the rhyme, Zephyrus-papyrus)? :D Jokester/prankster, dipsy doodle, high energy kind of guy is hitting the nail right on the head! As for Sat. morning cartoons, used to get up at five in the morning to watch them, still watch 'em sometimes (3 hours of Simpsons in the morning)! :) Actually, you wouldn't believe how many times I've read the milk labels, and I'm pretty health conscious ('cos I think I'm a bit chubby, but my brother likes to call it "Festively Plump")! Definitely professional, hoping doctor! And last (but not least!), I WAAANTT A TRUCK!!! :D :D

Gees, you guys seem to know me better than I know myself! Gotta go sleep, I've exhausted myself with this post! I'll do everyone when I come back :D

Wart

04-27-01, 08:12 PM

QUOTE]Originally posted by Zephyrus

Do I KNOW you from somewhere?! We must have met, for you to know all these details! ;D This has to be one of the MOST accurate descriptions I have ever read!!

Gees, you guys seem to know me better than I know myself! [/B][/QUOTE]

We've never met BUT I live next to an active volcano which magnifies the zuma brain waves emitted by everyone on this forum :p

Hey, "Festively Plump" is better than being compared to an avocado or a papaya. And I'm not even that tall. <sigh> And yeah, the name "Zephyrus" did remind me of papyrus--now that I think of it.

I'm having problems getting Thmillin's vibes. She sorta disappeared after the little "discussion" between her, Pigsnie and OG on the HANNIBAL thread. Always tough figuring out girls. :( And I probably won't get any better at it either.

Pigsnie

04-29-01, 10:31 PM

Thmilin is a very short, femin9 lady. Longs to be independent & free of her family. She has dark wavy hair, slightly olive skin, wears pretty dresses, got straight A's on the report card, and has a yen for sophisticated older men. (Ahem!) Otherwise, I don't think she likes me very much anymore. Came to her senses, I guess. :D

TWTwannaBe

05-03-01, 07:16 PM

How do you picture me? I dont look to muc like TWT, as much as I would like to I don't.

PigsnieLite

05-04-01, 08:48 PM

TwtWannabe looks like a mango with a hat. Twtadmirer looks like an asparagus

TWTAdmirerFromAfar

05-06-01, 09:58 AM

Why, thank you. but actually right now, I look like a robin.

OllieO

05-06-01, 02:20 PM

About time to reply I suppose:

Quintessential high school athlete. A big meaty fellow, pays attention to all the major food groups. (Eats them all.)

Likeliest poster to bring home several Olympic gold medals. Upon his retirement & marriage to Scary Spice, he will immigrate to Japan where he will become a famous sumo wrestler named Ollie-bono.
Lol! Yeah, I'm fairly big - about 6'4" and 240 (peaked at a little over 250 for the student nationals at judo...). Not at school any more though - unviersity finalist. Love to eat. Not at all attracted to Scary Spice though!

OllieO, you never met a French fry he didn't like. Dairy product fan.
Hey, I like to think that I'm a fairly healthy eater! French fries are only on Friday - "Cheat day" - when college food is normally abysmal, so it's a trip to MacDonalds.

Popular with the ladies. :lol

Built like a Maori. Short haircut. Have veins on your arms. Hands like hams. Can't decide between football and being Prime Minister.This is all pretty close. Blonde though.

Rides motorbikes? Nah.

I don't know why but I imagine you as Neo from The Matrix--on the inside. :confused:

PigsnieLite

05-06-01, 03:26 PM

Pigsnie.
Taller than me, wears suits all the time, even to football games. Weird. Brown hair, grey eyes. When he is angry his Eyes turn red until they look like cough drops. Has fangs.
Smokes a little. I thought I would try smoking too because it looks cool but when he saw me with a cigarete when I was 15, he got very angry and said Jezuz Christ! and canceled my alowance for a week. Wears a ratty brown leather watch. Favorit Tv shows are Xena and documentries about roman history. He says zena has good breastplates, hahahah.

Will continue. Mom on the phone.

Wart

05-06-01, 04:15 PM

Originally posted by OllieO

I don't know why but I imagine you as Neo from The Matrix--on the inside. :confused:

Dunno why I posted that---MATRIX overload :) I was thinking that Neo had no direction until he met up with Morpheus . . . but I don't think that about you -- to be a university finalist athlete--you got to be focused!

PigsnieLite

05-06-01, 05:38 PM

To continue ..........

My brother Pigsnie. Fangs. I tell you they are there. But you only see them when we have pork cutlets for dinner. Beware of Pigsnie if your neck is a little thick. He also uses big words a lot. Once when we were in vacation in Rome he hit me on the back of the head and said, This is the quirinal. I have never forgoten this word because he hit me on the back of my head for no reason. Or maybe he said urinal, who knows, I was only 14.

Zephyrus

05-08-01, 01:02 AM

That's hilarious, he certainly does tend to use big words! I can just picture him sitting in front of the monitor with a dictionary the size of a crate, looking up words that we don't understand! ;D

Yoda

05-08-01, 08:46 AM

I now think of Pigsnie looking a little bit like that Jonathan fellow in The Mummy/The Mummy Returns.

thmilin

05-08-01, 05:08 PM

D@MN people! i log in to check what's going on, and it's true, i'm behind ... sadly, i haven't had a home net connection in MONTHS. i'm stricken. i can only log in to do Personal Surfing Lite at work or have a succulent Net Quickie at a friend's ... it's just not the same. Supposedly the DSL will get hooked up this week ... i'm dying here!

that's why i've disappeared. you know i used to post on this thing like every freakin day. and i'm lovin all the new folks we have.

Wart - I LOVED your description of OllieO!

I've sort of skimmed all the descriptions ... i can't read them all thoroughly, there are so many, and you know, i'm supposed to be working (ahem) ... but they were hilarious, what I could catch.

as for what I look like ... heheh.

a couple of you do know ... if you're really insisting, you can always hit the link to my website and explore ...

Yes Pigsnie, I do have a weakness for cultured, older men ... but you're taken. I don't touch that. *sighs dramatically and raises the back of a dainty wrist to her forehead*

and yeah, straight A's all through school. an occasional B and one impossible C in college. yearning to get away from the family? i suppose though technically i've been rather free of them since the end of high school, thank god. i'd like to keep it that way. mwahaha.

but nooo ... i don't wear dresses! never! i can't explain it, but i'm a mix of tomboy girl. i wear boys jeans, sneakers, and an occasional pretty pair of sandals. i'm not rough, don't play sports, i hate smelly things, can't stand perspiration, and wear perfume and never wear make up and believe adamantly in chapstick. i hate fufu. (that's frilly, silly things, including the color pink).

i am a fascinating conundrum. you must bow to me. ;) black hair, shoulder length, curly, currently highlighted honey/red.

i am short, you're right about that. and possibly i was born this way, considering my inherent love of the throbbing brain. though one would imagine I'd grow taller to get closer to everbody's. but of course that depends on which brain you're talking about. ;)

olive skin? more like caramel. or cafe au lait. whatever...

___ views of YOU!

hmm, this will take time and will likely involve several clandestine, hurried posts at random times but let's see what I can get to ...

Pigsnie, dahling, you wish to be first, don't you? you're panting madly for some stroking of my eager fingers ... UPON THE KEYBOARD you pervert! goodness, get a hold of yourself. not that kind. cut it out.

I figured you quite city-boy coquettish with a tad bit of worldly old soul. i think i'm right, it's pretty obvious from your language, tone and flair in your posts. lookwise? umm ... i s'pose tousel haired too. yeah, men like you never have good haircuts. if you do ... you're gay. mwahaha. not that that's a bad thing. have you been lying about this bird of yours?? come out, admit what you are, and share the love! heheh.

umm Wart, yeah, I totally think of Sword in the Stone every time too. that's truly not a flattering image, but it's just the name, rahlly. think nothing of it. yes, some needy teenaged creature was what i imagined of you, vaguely. seeking peace and understanding and composed of quite a good amount of humor. a sly eyebrow, you're one of those aren't you? one of those who smirks with consummate skill. pignsie too.

Toby ... well Toby, we already touched upon your ... specifications.

i'll see about getting to others later ...

oh no wait, Laurie! yes, some dirty blonde (NO, Pigsnie, not that type of dirty blonde), shoulder length, bangs, slender, English-rose type of skin, bright smile, knows her stuff.

and that will be all for now. i have spoken. that is all.

PigsnieLite

05-08-01, 06:14 PM

HEYYY, thmilin, what the h kinda name is that? You dont know me but I am Pigsnies little brother. He's taken but Im not, Isnt that nice? I even look a little bit like Pigsnie except my nose is smaller and my hair is more toosled. I guess that means I dont comb it, hahahah. I will also try to get into Oxford as soon I learn how to spell, loll.

sunfrog

05-08-01, 07:44 PM

I picture them sitting around in their underwear. ;)

PigsnieLite

05-09-01, 09:37 PM

My take on the other poosters here on Movie forums.

Wart. Little. Maybe looks like a wart. Likes fish, I dont know why I suddenly thought of that. Very inteligent but hides it. Has huge toenails. I like wart.

Twtcommish. What does twt mean? Ive always wondered. On the internet all day sucking up infomation so he can conquer the world. I think TWT & Pigsnie dont agree on a lot of things.

Tmilin. When she meets me, she will forget all about Pigsnie, hahahha.

Wart

05-09-01, 11:00 PM

Originally posted by PigsnieLite
My take on the other poosters here on Movie forums.

Wart. Little. Maybe looks like a wart. Likes fish, I dont know why I suddenly thought of that. Very inteligent but hides it. Has huge toenails. I like wart.

Tmilin. When she meets me, she will forget all about Pigsnie, hahahha.

I'm surprised you didn't think I may resemble a tumor or a bile-filled pustule (the way your mind runs, PigsnieWee :) )and for that I'm grateful. I love to eat fish. True. And I also keep fish. And yeah--my toenails could be declared lethal weapons when you aim them right.

PigsnieLite

05-10-01, 12:04 AM

Pustule! That is Pigsnies favorite word! He uses it all the time in scrabble. There were many pustules in the Middle ages.

thmilin

05-10-01, 03:33 PM

ewww, pustules! i was not prepared for such graphic description in this thread! I demand a recount.

hmm, you've got toenails for weapons eh? you might come in handy when i call my next bout of group toe wrestling. it's popular where I'm from.

PLite - hmm, dunno if I could ever forget all about him ... but i'm willing to try. First though, you've got to give me more info on yourself than a smaller nose and touseled hair. but i agree, improvement of the spelling would help in winning my heart. i don't know, i'm just that type of girl. ;)

oh, and my name - somewhere else i described it, but it's always an issue. thmilin = smilin' with a lisp. ;D

PigsnieLite

05-10-01, 09:49 PM

Ok, now I will describe myself because you want to know, tmilin. I am 5 foot, 8 and my hair is lighter & curlier than Pigsnies, just a little. I am very fair & get sunburn easly. My eyes are gray and I do a lot of sports to develop the muscles, I am sure they will be huge and throbbing by the time I am 18, hahha ha. I have all the baseball caps of all the baseball teams in the US so I wear a diffrent one everyday. I am noisy and keep the neighbors up if Pigsnie doesnt cover my mouth with duck tape. I eat a lot but I dont gain weight. I have never had a gf because Pigsnie keeps sending me to boys only schools so I am quite deprived in this area, hahahha.

Time to go to bed, Pigsnies yelling. Will continue after.

Steve

07-02-01, 04:38 PM

TWT - Kinda big, with glasses and a bowl haircut. Reads lots of books, particularily sci-fi/fantasy and computer language. Types 200 wpm. Straight A's. Has lots of girlfriends.

Pigsnie - looks like the director Wes Anderson, except more articulate and intellectual.

thmilin - nice smile, hair usually up in a ponytail, very smart but doesn't act conceited.

PLite - Kinda short, talks more than anyone on his block, verry popular with the ladies. Puts everyone at school to shame in terms of cinematic knowledge.

Wart- smokes lots of cigarettes, skinny, tall, excellent basketball player.

Zwee - fat balding guy with all the original posters from all of Kubrick's movies.

Yoda

07-02-01, 04:42 PM

Originally posted by Steve N.
TWT - Kinda big, with glasses and a bowl haircut. Reads lots of books, particularily sci-fi/fantasy and computer language. Types 200 wpm. Straight A's. Has lots of girlfriends.

Not too bad. :) Kinda big, glasses only necessary when driving (I basically never where them), and I used to have a bowl haircut -- looked pretty dumb when I hit 13 though. Read a lot, but the only things I read are management, leadership, Lord of the Rings, theology, and computer books. Almost ALL computer books. I only type 70WPM though, hehe. :)

Actually, I've never had a real, serious girlfriend. I've never even tried. I'm too damn busy. Seriously! :)

I might venture a guess on Zwee and Steve at some point...

thmilin

07-02-01, 06:00 PM

thank god Steve, when I saw my name there I began to fear what you would say ... :) "irritating little b**** who floods the threads ..."

i still haven't got you pinned yet. i'm percolating ...

PigsnieLite

07-02-01, 07:00 PM

Whos this guy Wes Anderson? I wouldve thought Pigsnie looked more like rowan atkinson than wes anderson, hahahahah ... dont hit me Pigsnie!!!!!! :laugh:

and I have no girlfriends, sob. when girls call me up they usually want to know where Pigsnies gonna be. :bawl:

Hahaha, TWT with a bowl haircut. Like Moe in the 3 stoodges?
Thats funny!!

Austruck

07-02-01, 07:25 PM

TWT hasn't had a bowl haircut since he was 13. Then he let it grow long and looked A LOT like the cool kid in Third Rock from the Sun. In fact, TWT started the long-hair thing first, and the Third Rock kid came along right after that.

They ended up getting similar short-hair haircuts right around the same time too. If you want one person that reminds me most of TWT, it's that guy (he has three names, and I can't remember ANY of them right now -- TWT, help!).

Hey, come to think of it -- I never see TWT and that kid in the same place at the same time.

Hmmmmmm .... You don't suppose...??

Yoda

07-02-01, 10:14 PM

Wes Anderson directed Rushmore, I believe, and the kid's name is Joseph Gordon Levitt.

dillane

07-05-01, 11:21 PM

TWT - definitely you're the only one I've been able to remotely peg thus far in my roamings on this site. You're fairly tall (about 6"), you have a fair collection of nice enough suits and ties, you call your mother at least once a week, chat with your other Republican friends (and ponder such miscellaneous abstractions as "Why is anyone a Democrat?"), wonder if you would look bad to the ladies if you joined the NRA, and was wistful that he couldn't make it to Bush's inauguration. You're a nice guy, you're reliable, and you've got rather short brownish hair, peaceful eyes and an endearing grin.

STeve N. - maybe I could take a stab at steve here while I'm at it. Big blue eyes maybe? Blondish close-cut hair, unless he's being adventuresome and going for an inch-long affair, a self-pursuant attitude, extraordinarily inquisitive - which lends to his fountain of knowledge. Could pass as the emotional brother (i.e. - he doesn't look like him but acts like him) of Paul Thomas Anderson.

I'll try some more later when I'm more familiar with everyone...

Yoda

07-05-01, 11:59 PM

Originally posted by dillane
TWT - definitely you're the only one I've been able to remotely peg thus far in my roamings on this site. You're fairly tall (about 6"), you have a fair collection of nice enough suits and ties, you call your mother at least once a week, chat with your other Republican friends (and ponder such miscellaneous abstractions as "Why is anyone a Democrat?"), wonder if you would look bad to the ladies if you joined the NRA, and was wistful that he couldn't make it to Bush's inauguration. You're a nice guy, you're reliable, and you've got rather short brownish hair, peaceful eyes and an endearing grin.

Man, you nailed some, and flopped on others. :)

I am just a shade under 6', I don't have ANY suits, and I think only one tie. I have not moved out yet, but do talk to my mother more than most my age...though I'm much more like my father. I do wonder why anyone is a Democrat, and yes, I do have short brown hair.

And at the risk of sounding very arrogant (well, I already am, so it's okay), I do think I have rather peaceful eyes. :D The suit thing made me laugh, though, because I'm a very sloppy person. I'll wear the same clothes as long as I can before someone complains.

Austruck

07-06-01, 12:14 AM

TWT wouldn't know how to tie a tie to save his life.

He doesn't own a suit, or even a nice pair of shoes. Sneakers only; zip-off pants only; plain dark grey t-shirts mostly.

Peaceful eyes? Mostly. And when he does move out, he'd better call his mother at least once a week! :)

TWTMommabe

PigsnieLite

07-06-01, 04:02 AM

Hummmm, if we were together we could be twins TWT! hahaha. I have 2 suits though & Pigsnie taught me how to tie a tie when I was 13. I can tie one in 20 seconds flatt!!!! I also have many school blazers so I can be an extra on harry potter.

PigsnieLite

07-09-01, 05:15 AM

Waaahhhhh, just saw a pic of Wes Anderson, what a geek! Pigsnie looks nuthin like him, although he does wear glasses sometiems.
Ya know who he kinda looks like? That evil colonel dude in the Patriot. I think the same dude was also in event horizon, he got strung up like a peking duck by crazy sam neill.

Yoda

07-09-01, 10:22 AM

His name is Jason Isaacs. Ta-da: Pigsnie, upclose (well, according to PLite):
http://us.imdb.com/EGallery?source=ss&group=0187393&photo=11&path=gallery&path_key=0187393

PigsnieLite

07-09-01, 11:57 AM

HAHA, thats Pigsnie!!!! but the Jason dude looks older & the hairlines kinda weird. Same color eyes tho, funny I never noticed that. I wonder if Im in trouble, hee hee. Thanks TWT uh huh ..

OG-

07-09-01, 03:18 PM

Haha, Steve being an emotional brother...

Maybe he is, idunno. I will compliment Steve on this, he dresses cool.

PigsnieLite

09-01-01, 04:43 PM

Well since there are so many more new posters now ,I will resurect some of the older interestin threads like this one.
POST AWAY!

sadesdrk

09-01-01, 05:15 PM

Since I'm a relatively new member,but a lot of you have read my Posts/Threads and some of you guys usually ask questions about me,I'll just describe myself and save myself the agony of letting you guess.I'm 6ft.tall(have been scince I was a highschool freshman)most men come up to my chin.I have Dark brown hair and brown eyes.People always ask me if I play basketball so I ask them,"Do you play miniture golf?"Ha-Ha:DIf I had to choose someone famous that I look like,I'd say The mouth and weak chin of Drew Barrymore and the eyes of Winona Rider and the nose of...I don't know,someone who has kind of a big one.AND I HAVE ONE BOOB THE SIZE OF TEXAS AND ONE BOOB THE SIZE OF A tennis ball.HA,just joking.I love you boobs.

sunfrog

09-01-01, 05:26 PM

I picture PLite looking like Prince Harry, except he's hanging from the roof by one hand while Pigsnie tries to swat him with a broom. Hahaha!

OG-

09-01-01, 07:23 PM

Originally posted by sadesdrk
AND I HAVE ONE BOOB THE SIZE OF TEXAS AND ONE BOOB THE SIZE OF A tennis ball.HA,just joking.I love you boobs.

Really?!?! I love boobs too!!!!:D

PigsnieLite

09-01-01, 08:10 PM

WOW, how did you guess that I look just like Prince Harry, Sunfrog? In fact M15 has recruted me as Prince Harrys royal double in case of emergncy!!! Should Prince Harry get an ingrown chin hair I am to be sent to the Queens birthaday party, where I am ordered to stuff myself whit cream cakes & caviar cookies & 12 & 20 blackbirds baked into a pie, LOLL!!!

Well Sade, I think your breasts are very interestin. Texas is very large & full of oil. :)

BrodieMan

09-02-01, 01:42 AM

i have one testicle the size of texas and one the size of a tennis ball. help me.

Steve

09-02-01, 02:01 AM

Originally posted by OG-
Really?!?! I love boobs too!!!!:D

LOL :laugh: :laugh:

sades, you are almost as tall as me!! I'm 6'2. I play minature golf a lot, that sport's ill.

OG-

09-02-01, 01:14 PM

Your 6'2"?!?!!? You don't seem that tall to me.

Wart

09-02-01, 07:36 PM

Boobs and testicles full of oil :eek: ugh---

But Happy to hear though that your ballast is . . . evenly distributed--in that crucial department :D , Sadesdrk

sadesdrk

09-03-01, 02:56 AM

Thanks.Boobs are a fun reason to be a girl.they look good in clothes and they have this strange effect on the male gender...magical boobs...Anyway,I've enjoyed reading what you all look like and it was done in such a tasteful manner,I had to muck it up with BOOBS

spudracer

09-03-01, 12:27 PM

Well, instead of describing myself I'll save you the trouble of trying to picture me.

Right now my picture thing isn't working so I will get that fixed and edit this post when i get it fixed

And yes, I like boobs too!! :D

Sir Toose

09-14-01, 02:59 PM

I haven't read through this... If you already described yourself I don't care :) this is who you are in my mind...

TWT- Like Anthony Michael Hall in "Breakfast Club" except with round glasses, a balding spot, and always preferential to loose flannel shirts.

PLite- Brown straight hair, slightly freckly, small nose. A tad bit on the pudgy side... favors school uniforms like Angus Young.

Pigsnie- Tall, willowy, smoker, bald patch. Dark hair, 3 piece suit at all times (rumply though). Intelligence emanates... sort of like Pierce Brosnan. Hey! I found the new 007.

OG- Skinny, wears cool clothes, very bright but is impatient with details. Probably has a cool haircut, maybe a tatoo(?) and wants a sportscar if he does not already have one.

Sunfrog- Jeff Spicoli in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" except with intelligence. He would pull of the pizza in class stunt for darker purposes than Spicoli.

Thmilin- Fairuza Balk in appearance. Personality wise like a friend of mine who is so sensitive that she can pull me apart at any given time. One look and she knows everything.

spdrcr- This reads to me as "Spider Core". I had friend who we called spider in school. He was 6'6" and had a 30" waist. The dude looked like he was made of string. You get his genetic makeup in my mind by default.

More later... I owe Steve N and a few more...

[Edited by Toose on 09-14-2001]

Yoda

09-14-01, 03:41 PM

Originally posted by Toose
TWT- Like Anthony Michael Hall in "Breakfast Club" except with round glasses, a balding spot, and always preferential to loose flannel shirts.

Hahahahahahaha. I sound like a real geek, huh? The flannel thing is semi-accurate...I don't wear flannel like ever anymore, but I do wear lots of "cool" colors and stuff. You'll almost never catch me in anything bright/neon.

Oh, and I've got the thickest d*mn hair in the world. I don't think I could go bald if I wanted to. I can't grow much facial hair to save my life, though...my dad's wanted a bear for a long time, but it just won't happen for the men in this family, it seems.

PigsnieLite

09-14-01, 06:45 PM

Originally posted by Toose

PLite- Brown straight hair, slightly freckly, small nose. A tad bit on the pudgy side... favors school uniforms like Angus Young.

Pigsnie- Tall, willowy, smoker, bald patch. Dark hair, 3 piece suit at all times (rumply though). Intelligence emanates... sort of like Pierce Brosnan. Hey! I found the new 007.

Ha, well you got somethin right, I have hair, teeehee! But is kinda curly & yeah it is brown. My nose is a bit wee but when I grow up, I know it will get quite large & impressive like a Romans. I am not pudgy except when I overeat. I am actually a lean mean real cute machine, hahaha!!! I used to wear school blazers & stupid straw hats but since I have moved to American skizool, I wear blue jeans & fart when I please.

Hummm, Pigsnie. Whats willowy? Is that kind of skinny? Hes actually quite muscular, he goes to a gym. He stopped smokin for a while, then he started again, now hes tryin to stop. Honestly I think I would start smokin becuz he looks so cool when he does it. But he says NO, Ill get cancer so I just chew pencils, loll. He has no bald patch altho I havent checked whit my telescope lately. He does wear a suit all the time, but hes never rumpled. I can see my face in his shoes. He wears cool-llookin metal glasses but not all the time, only when he picks up chicks. Girls love glasses! When I am older I am goin to ruin my eyes so I can wear glasses, hahaha! :laugh:

sunfrog

09-14-01, 08:48 PM

Originally posted by Toose
Sunfrog- Jeff Spicoli in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" except with intelligence. He would pull of the pizza in class stunt for darker purposes than Spicoli.

Yes! Except I have dk brown hair and it isn't long anymore. I had it cut short about an hour ago. Now I look like an army guy.

OG-

09-14-01, 08:57 PM

geez Plite, you make P sound like a badass!!:)

Sir Toose

09-14-01, 09:16 PM

Good God am I off base!!

PigsnieLite

09-14-01, 09:56 PM

Hummm, badasses wear glasses? I dunno. But if he looks like a celebrity I guess he looks closest to the colonel villein in the Patriot, except for the hair. (See TWTs link on top of p.4)

thmilin

09-16-01, 03:51 AM

yes, badasses wear glasses, for I wear them, too!

"Thmilin- Fairuza Balk in appearance. Personality wise like a friend of mine who is so sensitive that she can pull me apart at any given time. One look and she knows everything. "

Toose, darling, I think I knew who you meant and then i looked her up, and now I will sound like PLite (less bad spelling), for oh how I laughed and laughed and laughed!!!

for you are so wrong. but it's ok. cuz I still love you.

i don't look so irritated and pouty as her. full lips, but smaller. not so fangy nor sharp eyed. softer. sweeter. the kind of face you open up to, so it's so much easier to divine your every thought and feeling when you're melted all over like butter with the sheer warmth of my smile. ;)

plus, that girl is pale as hell, and I'm a warm butter toffee. mmm.

come on sadesdrk, say boobs one more time!

boobsboobsboobsboobsischrisgonnaeditallthesepostscuzthey'resographicboobsboobsoobs...

" i have one testicle the size of texas and one the size of a tennis ball. help me."

why did no one take Brodieman up on his offer? this man is need of help! and also quite funny.

Wart - "But Happy to hear though that your ballast is . . . evenly distributed--in that crucial department , Sadesdrk"

umm, but that's the whole point, she ISN'T evenly distributed!! most of us aren't. we're all lopsided. comes with the territory. wee!