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Jase
12-21-18, 09:39 PM
Dear Santa Claus,

It’s been one hell of a year.

I’m looking forward to the holidays.

Thank God I managed to get through this year okay.

Last Christmas was a nightmare.

I hope it’ll be better this year.

How is Mrs. Claus doing?

Have you ever thought of going gay? Maybe a fruit cocktail instead of all of those fatty cookies and milk?

Please bring me Jake Gyllenhaal for Christmas.

Thank you and watch your weight.

- Jase

Saunch
12-21-18, 10:20 PM
https://i.ibb.co/nQzFN9x/873-FFC22-F21-D-4-EEC-91-DE-420-C43-C70162.jpg

“... Ole’ Mrs. Claus is calling, so I guess it’s time for bed.”

mark f
12-22-18, 12:33 AM
Dear Santa,

Help those who have no one else to help them. Don't pay any attention to stupid jokes. Keep your clothes red and your hair white.

Love,
Marky

JoaoRodrigues
12-22-18, 12:44 PM
Dear Santa Claus,

This is João writing, I know you don't know me, this is the first time I write to you.
This year was pretty normal, nothing extraordinarily bad or good happened, which is good, right?
They say on television that things are complicated there in the north pole, everything is melting!... some say that's global warming fault, others say that global warming doesn't exist and that we should blame the Mexicans.
I was very mad at you the other day Santa, did you knew that the former President of the United States, Mr. Obama went to a hospital and offered gifts to all sick children's there? Where were you? I know you have many children's in the Middle East, but those are Arab, they are not so important, are they?
Guess I should ask for a gift now, less Coca-Cola's and more empathy & understanding.

Big kiss,
João

Saunch
12-22-18, 12:58 PM
Guess I should ask for a gift now, less Coca-Cola's and more empathy & understanding.

https://i.imgur.com/mX921GP.jpg