Favorite Sayings

[SabreMan79]

What are some of your favorite sayings out there. My signature is one of mine, but here is another one.

This really isn't a poemso that's why I didn't post it in the poems thred. I'll post some of those later. This is more like a saying that I've come to live by and love.

With every choice that we make . . . One thing will grow stronger as something else grows weaker.
--Jason Geldmacher

[Sexy Celebrity]

We're not all alike, but we can all like each other.

[The Silver Bullet]

"We may be through with the past, but the past ain't through with us."

– Reoccurring line, Magnolia (1999)
"Gimme ten dollars and a camera and I'll make you a movie."

– Anonymous

[SabreMan79]

We're not all alike, but we can all like each other.
Very Nice

[SabreMan79]

Awesome quotes. Thanks.

[Django]

Very enlightening. Thanks for sharing.

[LordSlaytan]

There's no time to discriminate, hate every mother ****** that's in your way. - Marilyn Manson

The world spreads its legs for another star. - Marilyn Manson

And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage. - Alexander de Large

Practice hospitality. - Romans 12:13

Having someone wonder where you are when you don't come home at night is a very old human need. - Margaret Mead

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

[SabreMan79]

Very enlightening. Thanks for sharing.
no problem . . . ;-)

[SabreMan79]

There's no time to discriminate, hate every mother ****** that's in your way. - Marilyn Manson

The world spreads its legs for another star. - Marilyn Manson

And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage. - Alexander de Large

Practice hospitality. - Romans 12:13

Having someone wonder where you are when you don't come home at night is a very old human need. - Margaret Mead

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller
Thank you very much.

[linespalsy]

"find a washer, pick it up, and all the day you'll have tight nuts."

-my friend, paul taught me that one. it's come in handy many a time.

"drink the black sperm of my vengeance."

-same guy, but probably from a movie or song that he came across once. if anyone can tell me what it's from originally i'll be forever in your debt.

[Yoda]

"drink the black sperm of my vengeance."

-same guy, but probably from a movie or song that he came across once. if anyone can tell me what it's from originally i'll be forever in your debt.
It's from Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065466).

[The Silver Bullet]

You know, I really quite like this thread.

[LordSlaytan]

The sun will even shine on a dog's ass every once in awhile - I don't remember

[Mary Loquacious]

"Even a broken clock is right twice a day." - Anonymous (I love Anonymous, as he seems to come up with the best of popular sayings)

"It's hotter'n a two-peckered billygoat."
"Cried two tears in a bucket, f*ck it."
"It ain't the size of the tool--it's them jackhammerin' hips."
"I feel like I fell through my ass and hung myself."
- All of the above, courtesy of Troy's grandpa. :D

And while I heard this first from that wise old gentleman, I know it didn't originate there (much like the rest):

"I feel like ten pounds of sh*t in an eight-pound bag."

:yup:

[n7of9]

"right now i'm experiencing dejavu and amnesia at the same time...i think i've forgotten this before"

"if you're too open minded, your brains will fall out"

"reality is an illusion caused by lack of drugs"

"reality is an illusion...albeit a very persistent one"

"why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-f*ck-yourself"

[7thson]

"If it was'nt for me, I wouldnt be here"

"A fat woman is like a scooter: you wanna ride it, but you dont want your friends to see you do it"

With your pockets pulled inside out and flopping you say "ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?"

"When Im horny like hungry you are my Country Buffet"

"I like myself, I adore myself, suddenly I think much more of myself"


Not sure where any of these originated from ao I take no credit whatsoever.

[Hondo333]

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.

[blibblobblib]

Cars can only hurt you...If they hit you. - Blibblobblib

[The Silver Bullet]

"I refuse to defy the English language. Not this morning."

– from my screenplay The Red Clock (2002)

[Sexy Celebrity]

Take away love and our earth is a tomb.
-- Robert Browning

[SabreMan79]

"find a washer, pick it up, and all the day you'll have tight nuts."

-my friend, paul taught me that one. it's come in handy many a time.

"drink the black sperm of my vengeance."

-same guy, but probably from a movie or song that he came across once. if anyone can tell me what it's from originally i'll be forever in your debt.
cute quotes . . . lol

[SabreMan79]

You know, I really quite like this thread.
Thanks . . . I'm glad you are enjoying it. I like it to. Quotes are something I like to read and keep in mind. lol

[SabreMan79]

The sun will even shine on a dog's ass every once in awhile - I don't remember
Very true, and quite funny, lol. Thanks for the laugh.

[SabreMan79]

"Even a broken clock is right twice a day." - Anonymous (I love Anonymous, as he seems to come up with the best of popular sayings)

"It's hotter'n a two-peckered billygoat."
"Cried two tears in a bucket, f*ck it."
"It ain't the size of the tool--it's them jackhammerin' hips."
"I feel like I fell through my ass and hung myself."
- All of the above, courtesy of Troy's grandpa. :D

And while I heard this first from that wise old gentleman, I know it didn't originate there (much like the rest):

"I feel like ten pounds of sh*t in an eight-pound bag."

:yup:
Cool quotes from a very wise man. lol

[jrs]

"Many people will walk in and out or your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. "

"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door."

[SabreMan79]

"right now i'm experiencing dejavu and amnesia at the same time...i think i've forgotten this before"

"if you're too open minded, your brains will fall out"

"reality is an illusion caused by lack of drugs"

"reality is an illusion...albeit a very persistent one"

"why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-f*ck-yourself"
Good quotes . . . I like the open minded quote.

[SabreMan79]

"Many people will walk in and out or your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. "

"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door."
I like the first one a lot.

[SabreMan79]

If there ever comes a day
When we can't be together
keep me in your heart,
I'll stay there forever.
Winnie the Pooh

[LordSlaytan]

"Mister, we deal in lead." - Steve McQueen; The Magnificent Seven

"Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have." - Clint Eastwood; Unforgiven

"We're something, aren't we? The only animals that shove things up their ass for survival." - Steve McQueen; Papillon

"Mongo only pawn ...in game of life" - Alex Karras; Blazing Saddles

"Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand." - Paul Newman; Cool Hand Luke

"The most important thing to remember is: to protect your quarterback - ME!" - Burt Reynolds; The Longest Yard

"Hey! Hey! I'm walkin' here! I'm walkin' here!" - Dustin Hoffman; Midnight Cowboy

"You can wake up now, the universe has ended." - James Dean; Rebel Without A Cause

"I can't take it anymore, Felix, I'm cracking up. Everything you do irritates me. And when you're not here, the things I know you're gonna do when you come in irritate me. You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I can't stand little notes on my pillow. "We're all out of cornflakes. F.U." Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Unger!" - Walter Matthau; The Odd Couple

[Monkeypunch]

"I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it." - Spike, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"Everything Matters!!!" - Amber Benson, S.F.W.

"Note To Self: Don't Die." - Ryan Adams

I can't think of anymore right now, but I'm sure I will soon.

[jrs]

Agent Smith: "Why, Mr. Anderson? Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more that your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Yes? No? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why, Mr. Anderson? Why? Why do you persist?

Neo: Because I choose to

- from The Matrix Revolutions

[The Silver Bullet]

This is becoming a thread of favourite movie lines.

[Django]

"My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not you'll become a philosopher." -- Socrates

"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." -- Ambrose Bierce

[LordSlaytan]

This is becoming a thread of favourite movie lines.

How observant - me

The only way to hurt a man who has lost everything is to give him back something broken.

[Caitlyn]

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart. ~ Helen Keller


Ho Mitakuye Oyasin (We Are All Related) ~ Cherokee Saying

[linespalsy]

It's from Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065466).

thanks!

[Django]

"Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it." -- Benjamin Franklin

[SabreMan79]

Whoso loves believes the impossible.
-- Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The greatest pleasure of life is love.
-- William Temple

[DrenaiWarrior]

Your the hand that spins my revolver around when you push me away - Revis

as for other quotes...just look down they are constantly following my posts...I think they are stalking me :D

[Hondo333]

The sweet is never as sweet without the sour
Edmund Ventura Noah Taylor - Vanilla Sky

I will tell you in another life when we are both cats
Sofia Serrano Penélope Cruz - Vanilla Sky

[Psyklone]

"Jesus Christ on a crutch"

"Dumber than a bag of hammers"

[Ezikiel]

"You hate a person, yet you cant stop talking about them" - Ezikiel Anderson (me)

[Stallion06]

"I know now why you cry, but it is something I can never do..."-Arnold Schwarzenegger(Terminator) Terminator 2: Judgement Day

[Django]

"For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love." -- Carl Sagan

[7thson]

"To hate someone is easy, loving them, truly loving them, is a challange"

[Django]

"Get to know someone really well, and you can't help but love them." - Django (me)

[DrenaiWarrior]

"Love all the children of the world, just not to much or you'll be in a joint lawsuit with Michael Jackson" - "Captain" Morgan (me...Morgan's me last name)

Michael at his best (http://www.celebrity-pics.net/dp/2-2.htm)

[Ezikiel]

"To be the Man, you gotta beat the man!" - Ric Flair

[SabreMan79]

When love beckons to you follow him,
Though his ways are hard and steep.
And when his wings enfold you yield to him,
Though the sword hidden among his pinions
May wound you.
And when he speaks to you believe in him,
Though his voice may shatter your dreams
As the north wind lays waste the garden.
For even as love crowns you
so shall he crucify you.
Even as he is for your growth
So is he for your pruning.




The Prophet by Gibran Khalil Gibran

[SabreMan79]

I would like to know how many kisses have been given since the day the kiss was invented?

Unknown Author

[projectMayhem]

"Never let em fail ya, you're genetalia." - some drunk guy in Sushi Bar that me and my friend met.

[Garrett]

What an excellent idea for a thread.

[led_zeppelin]

"I never did nobody no wrong, I just did the young womans!"
Robert Plant: In My Time of Dying (zeppelin song)

"Put your hand in my pocket, grab onto my rocket."
KISS song: Take Me

"I am Jack's smurking revenge."
Tyler Durden

"You can't handle the truth!"
Jack Nicholson

"HEEEEEEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY!"
Jack Nicholson: the Shining. (or johnny carson show, you pick.)

"Garbage in, garbage out."
My dad. (i don't pay heed to this one often though)

[SabreMan79]

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended.
--Robert Frost

[SabreMan79]

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
--Jules de Gaultier

[LordSlaytan]

"It's not you, it's me."

[jamesglewisf]

She talks so much that she can carry on both sides of a conversation and still not get a word in edgewise. - James G. Lewis

Definition of Freudian Slip - When you are thinking about one thing, but talking about a mother. I mean another. - Unknown to me.

[SabreMan79]

Friendship is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. -- Titus Maccius Plautus

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.brendeesboutique.com/Set26/love17Monkeys.jpg

ANIMAL FRIENDS!

[Carol]

When we are happy, we are good, but when we are good, we aren't always happy... (Tolstoy)

p.s. Can anyone, say that phrase from the first Matrix film, with the boy and spoon? Pleeeease... :modest:

[Knoxville]

You play with matches you get burnt

How D'ya like THEM apples?

You're either with me or against me

I'll have you longshanks-Sam LOTR

Fool of a Took!-Gandalf-LOTR

[SonofJurel]

Im in North Carolina , so bare with me...

Man that chick is dog balls ugly....

Its hotter'n 2 rats screwin in a wool sock

Sorry.. I rode the short bus. I also wore a big helmet with a chin strap and licked the windows.....

[theshape82]

The world is full of kings and queens who blind our eyes and steal our dreams...it's heaven and hell. -unknown

[theshape82]

Life is like a quiet breeze blowing softly through the trees for it is restless and neverending. -me

[theshape82]

Woof -also me

[melissa.exe]

Dude, the only reason I'm not gonna drop out of school is because I've got nothing better to do all day. My friend

[Nikki]

"I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right"..........Albert Einstein

After the game, the king and pawn go into the same box......
Italian proverb.......

[Spoon]

"People in glass houses sink ships" - That bartender dude from Boondock Saints (for the life of me, I can't remember his name)

[SabreMan79]

"If you wished to be loved, love." - Seneca

[mad_monkey99]

After the game, the king and pawn go into the same box......
^
i like this one |

here are some cool ones

Why? is the Key to Knowledge..
Knowledge is the key To Power- unknown

What ive felt and what ive known have never shined through what ive shown- matalica

The quiet people change the world,
The loud people take the credit!

Strive to learn and learn to strive!

Politicians dedicate their lives to running all of ours- metalica with a touch of me….


Learn to lose as well as win – yoda

why? is not a question but a lesson learned in time- greenday-goodridence

every bodys got their problems, everybody tells the samething to you, its just a mater of how you solve them and how you take the things you have been through - sum 41 the hell song

thankyou sabre man for this awsome thread, i love your signature