[Insert Birthday Greeting Here] Mary!

[The Silver Bullet]

Twenty-five!
A quarter of your life, gone and never to be seen again!

:D

[Yoda]

At most, man. Most people die nearer 75 than 100.

On that note: happy birthday!

[The Silver Bullet]

Yeah, I know.
But to tell her that death awaits her at every turn might have been a bit much.

Though of course, it does.
Very, very much.
Always.

[Mary Loquacious]

You guys certainly know how to make a birthday girl feel as if she's on the road to some inevitable, hellish demise.

;)

[The Silver Bullet]

Damn straight, Baby.

[n7of9]

woohhhooooo....happy birthday mary :D

i cried when i turned 25 (how sad!!!!) but mark my words, the best years are yet to come...i LOVED my late 20s, and life is still getting better and better....so a big >HAPPY BIRTHDAY< to you....kiss kiss

[Piddzilla]

Our future famous author is turning 25! That we have to celebrate ..ehrm.. a lot!

Mary, you're the wittiest of the wittiest smart asses on this board and you're quite unique. I understand that you were here long before me but had to go to jail for some time, so I am glad that you came back to us because you made this forum different in a positive way for me. It is always great fun to read your posts. Now, go easy on the cake tonight and compensate with vodka instead... :D

Happy Birthday, Mary!!! :yup:

My present to you is a trip to:


http://roadsideamerica.com/attract/images/wi/WIMADsqttl.gif


..where you will go on white squirrel safari and catch a glimpse of hundreds of:


http://www.johnbryan.org/images/White_Squirrel.jpg


..while eating tons of:


http://www.donogh.com/cooking/beef/pizza.jpg


Enjoy!!!


;D

[Nikki]

Happy Birthday.......Mary........!!!!!

:D

[Caitlyn]

Quchjaj qoSlIj Mary!!!! http://www.yatoula.com/gif/fete/fete_28.gif

[Golgot]

Happy 25th oh lolling loquacious one! Like 7of says, it keeps getting better ;) [says an aged and patronising 27-year-old ;)] And none of us can wait for your first forays into fame and fortune (coz we all want to be invited to your 30th in your lavish author's mansion ;))

Do some whooping and brain-commuting for me on your drinking spree :)

Gg (all winked out)

[LordSlaytan]

Who's this Mary you all speak of? I don't remember any Mary an MoFo. I suppose I should wish her a happy birthday anyway, just in case we run into eachother.

Oh wait, is she that chick who looks like John Goodman and smells like salmon soup? God, I hope not. She creeps me out.

[Aniko]

Happy 25th Birthday Mary! http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/party/partygirl.gif

You've brightened up this place since you came back. You are definately the coolest and the funniest woman MoFo. Fo' shizzle my sizzle. http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/party/bdaybiggrin.gif

Here's to a wonderful birthday. Let us know how you celebrated it. http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/beerchug.gif

[blibblobblib]

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOY JOY! I cant wait to be 25 like you.....well actually i can, but if im half as cool as you are at this beautiful age then i'll be happy ;) :kiss:

[Monkeypunch]

Can't believe I almost missed this thread! Have the happiest f*ckin' birthday anyone has ever had, Mary. You rock. And you know that when you become famous, I will have to borrow money off of you.. :D Not really, but I say that to everyone.

[Revenge of Mr M]

Happy Birthday, Mary, have a good one :D

[nebbit]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARY

[Hondo333]

dont really know you well, but, HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[Revenant]

Happy Birthday Mary-acious!

[Mary Loquacious]

All of you, without exception, rock my soul. Thanks for the lovely wishes of birthday happiness! :)

I had a fabulous day, although t'would have been even better if I hadn't had to work. But everyone there was great with the cards and the well-wishes, and my work friends took me out for lunch and sang "Happy Birthday" in front of the entire restaurant.

My party turned out to be near-perfect. Almost everyone I wanted to be there was there, and they brought me a red "Birthday Girl" cowboy hat to wear all night. :D T-roy grilled me up a perfect steak, and there were brownies and cupcakes. I also recieved some great presents, several of which were alcohol-based, some of which were candy-based, and the rest of which were reading-material based. (One notable: I got a (the?) Johnny the Homicidal Maniac graphic novel!) There was also a pair of socks that say, "We'll Miss You!" among my presents, because my friends are freakish and strange. I love them, thought--socks and friends. ;)

And then, once everyone left, T-roy and I snuggled on the couch in the wee hours of the morning and watched (well, kind of :blush: ) Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle.

So it was a lovely day: not without its mishaps, o' course, but just a kick-ass good time. I wish y'all could have been there. :yup:

[The Silver Bullet]

Not socks?!

:D

[Mary Loquacious]

Socks like you've never even seen. I'm planning to wear them for a week and then take them off and bury my face in them whilst inhaling their full-bodied and strangely piquant aroma through my nose and mouth.

Um, yeah. :p

They really are ridiculous socks, though. They're from the same friends who got me a "Hope You Recover Soon From Your Surgery!" card for my birthday last year.

[nebbit]

There was also a pair of socks that say, "We'll Miss You!" among my presents, because my friends are freakish and strange. I love them, thought--socks and friends. ;)

Sounds like you had a great birthday.

I love socks as my feet are always cold, great present :D