Chat With Sexy Celebrity!

[Sexy Celebrity]

If there's anytime that you need to talk to me - for free online therapy, perhaps - I will always be available now through this service:

Pop in and say hello sometime. :D

Look forward to hearing from you, MoFos.

[Piddzilla]

Ok, so now I've tried that one.. What's the next attraction in this theme park??

[Golgot]

I chatted with Sexy Celebrity, and now all my problems are solved!

I had halitosis, itchy shoulder pads, and an Arnuld Swazcheneggar complex!

Now i accept the reality of my position, and enter popularity contests for fun.

Thank you Sexy for curing me. You are the Turin Shroud of authenticity.

[Piddzilla]

He asked me if I wanted to be hung like a horse.

[Golgot]

He asked me if I wanted to be hung like a horse.

Wow, penis commentary or asphyxiation. Either way you take it, very Sexy ;)

[Piddzilla]

He also asked me what the hell I was talking about. That's one neat therapist, eh.. I feel like I'm in need for more help now than before I went to Sexy.

[LordSlaytan]

Hmm...I asked for some help with my gerbil fetish, but I couldn't get him to stop talking about Mel Torme. Some shrink, after listening to him for 7 hours, something shrunk all right.

[Ezikiel]

I tried to talk to him about my problems but S.C just kept saying "What the hell are you trying to say" and stuff about DJango. So I dont feel any better :(

[Revenant]

I'm cured! No longer will sanity drag me down. Hooray! Errrrr, I meant insanity. :goof:

[Ezikiel]

Well I ask him for help again and he cured me this time :) Now I know that I talk too much. :cool:

[Caitlyn]

He accused me of being Yoda…. :laugh:

[Ezikiel]

He accused me of being Yoda…. :laugh:
He accused me of being Golgot for not understanding what the hell I was talking about :rotfl:

[Sexy Celebrity]

I am so glad to know that I have helped all of you now.

[LordSlaytan]

I am so glad to know that I have helped all of you now.

Man, you didn't do ***** but turn me gay! WTF?!?!?!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, hey, I happen to be trained in aversion therapy.

[Pappa Bear]

i tryed to talk about bobba fett.....why cant i talk about Fett without someone saying how sexy they are?

[Golgot]

He accused me of being Golgot for not understanding what the hell I was talking about :rotfl:

*How long have you for not been understanding what the hell i was talking about*

(you should have winked at him ;))

[Django]

So obviously a recording! Faker! :laugh:

[Piddzilla]

So obviously a recording! Faker! :laugh:

REALLY?????

[Nikki]

:rolleyes: .........he told me I needed a spanking........

[Django]

REALLY?????
What? Couldn't you tell?

[Sexy Celebrity]

:rolleyes:

[nebbit]

Sexy, are you obsessed with Brad? :)