Star Government

[Golgot]

Who are the actors best suited to government do you think? Feel free to propose anyone (foreign actors will soon be able to get their shot too - if they come and live in California for long enough ;))

President - Will Smith (with that infectious TB-like charisma. Tony-Blair-like that is)

Vice-President - Danny DeVito (hard-boiled but small enough to flit about half-unnoticed)

Secretary of Defence - Kevin Spacey (well, he's from a military family - and what a spinner!)

Secretary of the Treasury - Julia Roberts (well, she only deals in enormous figures. Or is that Eddie Murphy in the Mad Professor?)

Secretary of Agriculture - Woody Harrelson (well, he's smoked his way thru the odd plot before)

Secretary of Energy - Ken Lay, um, i mean Chris Tucker (well, he never shuts up)

Secretary of Commerce - Bruce Willis (he knows how to amass those pennies)

Secretary of the Interior - any porn star you care to mention ;)

Secretary of State - Peter O'Toole (well, he looks a state anyway. Actually. Is he still alive?? Ah, the job isn't that demanding ;))

Secretary of Labour - Charlton Heston (wouldn't want a lefty getting it. Only joking - he's done good things for chariddy)

Secretary of Health and Human Services - Angelina Jolie? (when she's not having vampire weddings or some such thing)

[Knoxville]

Defense Secretary- Christopher Walken-nobody would mess with him.

President-Bruce Campbell-because I love the guy.

[Django]

Will Smith, the President of the US?! You have to be kiddin' me! :rotfl:

With an "infectious TB-like charisma?!" Is that 'Tony Blair' or tuberculosis? :rotfl:

I'd vote for Will Smith as the President of the Psychotic Actor's Union, but hardly for the President of the USA--even with Arnold as governor of California!