Golgot
10-12-03, 04:13 PM
Who are the actors best suited to government do you think? Feel free to propose anyone (foreign actors will soon be able to get their shot too - if they come and live in California for long enough ;))
President - Will Smith (with that infectious TB-like charisma. Tony-Blair-like that is)
Vice-President - Danny DeVito (hard-boiled but small enough to flit about half-unnoticed)
Secretary of Defence - Kevin Spacey (well, he's from a military family - and what a spinner!)
Secretary of the Treasury - Julia Roberts (well, she only deals in enormous figures. Or is that Eddie Murphy in the Mad Professor?)
Secretary of Agriculture - Woody Harrelson (well, he's smoked his way thru the odd plot before)
Secretary of Energy - Ken Lay, um, i mean Chris Tucker (well, he never shuts up)
Secretary of Commerce - Bruce Willis (he knows how to amass those pennies)
Secretary of the Interior - any porn star you care to mention ;)
Secretary of State - Peter O'Toole (well, he looks a state anyway. Actually. Is he still alive?? Ah, the job isn't that demanding ;))
Secretary of Labour - Charlton Heston (wouldn't want a lefty getting it. Only joking - he's done good things for chariddy)
Secretary of Health and Human Services - Angelina Jolie? (when she's not having vampire weddings or some such thing)
President - Will Smith (with that infectious TB-like charisma. Tony-Blair-like that is)
Vice-President - Danny DeVito (hard-boiled but small enough to flit about half-unnoticed)
Secretary of Defence - Kevin Spacey (well, he's from a military family - and what a spinner!)
Secretary of the Treasury - Julia Roberts (well, she only deals in enormous figures. Or is that Eddie Murphy in the Mad Professor?)
Secretary of Agriculture - Woody Harrelson (well, he's smoked his way thru the odd plot before)
Secretary of Energy - Ken Lay, um, i mean Chris Tucker (well, he never shuts up)
Secretary of Commerce - Bruce Willis (he knows how to amass those pennies)
Secretary of the Interior - any porn star you care to mention ;)
Secretary of State - Peter O'Toole (well, he looks a state anyway. Actually. Is he still alive?? Ah, the job isn't that demanding ;))
Secretary of Labour - Charlton Heston (wouldn't want a lefty getting it. Only joking - he's done good things for chariddy)
Secretary of Health and Human Services - Angelina Jolie? (when she's not having vampire weddings or some such thing)