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Captain Steel
06-18-18, 12:07 AM
What would you say to people?



First, I'd tell doctors,

"I'm my own doctor. All you people are to me is a prescription drug dispensary. I go thru the motions of seeing you only to get the script I need because you really don't do anything else for me.
I diagnose my own problems - I've only been misdiagnosed or told the blatantly obvious by you people. Too bad we have to use you as a middle man and we can't just go to the Pharmacist and order what we need directly!
Oh, and I don't want to generalize all doctors, but most of you run your businesses like a production line - patients are run through your office like they are on a conveyor belt, yet you threaten your patients with fees if they miss an appointment, are late or don't cancel within 24 hours!!!
Meanwhile, you miss every appointment time by making your sick patients wait indeterminable periods in waiting rooms, but you never offer to reimburse them for their time that you wasted by missing an appointment (if I missed meetings at my job or with clients the way you miss appointment times, I'd be fired in under a week!) Then your patients usually get maybe 5 minutes alone with you as you look at a computer, nod condescendingly as they try to talk to you, prescribe tests & follow up visits. Then you give them the bum's rush out of the office.
What you mostly do could be summed up as profiting off the suffering of others."

hell_storm2004
06-18-18, 01:34 AM
I would end with a lot less "friends" than I have now. And the ones that remain will always remain!


And in general i would like to take jab at some lawyer.

Mr Minio
06-18-18, 02:28 AM
Oh, but I *am* completely honest. What do you mean?

I. Rex
06-18-18, 11:12 AM
Pretty sure I'd be in jail. Or dead. Or at the very least a pariah. Oh wait...

mark f
06-18-18, 01:28 PM
FU

Citizen Rules
06-18-18, 01:29 PM
I'd be a saint....Saint Rules the speaker of truth!

Miss Vicky
06-18-18, 01:31 PM
Well for one thing I'd have gotten banned from this forum ages ago. :shifty:

Mr Minio
06-18-18, 02:32 PM
Well for one thing I'd have gotten banned from this forum ages ago. :shifty: By posting photoshopped pics of naked Phoenix ?

Captain Steel
06-18-18, 04:12 PM
FU

Who is the "U" in that sentence?

Chypmunk
06-18-18, 04:19 PM
Who is the "U" in that sentence?
When mark says that I'm pretty sure he is talking to his archnemesis on here - a certain 'Manchu'. I'm sure he'll correct if I'm mistaken :)

Mr Minio
06-19-18, 01:20 AM
a certain 'Manchu'. I'm sure he'll correct if I'm mistaken :) Mark's racism towards the people of Manchuria confirmed.

alexkevin
06-19-18, 03:40 AM
If I'll be completely honest I would say to the people, nothing is permanent in life no you nor me, not our wealth so why we can't be patient and kind with others why we can't be humans. Why we get jealous of others success? Ahh I have so many questions on my mind like these?

Mr Minio
06-19-18, 04:47 AM
I would say to the people, nothing is permanent in life no you nor me, not our wealth Theoretically, you can go bankrupt due to a series of disastrous investments or a stock market crash but quite realistically, your wealth will be bequeathed by your children, so the permanence exceeds one generation. Wealth's importance is not an excuse to be a bad human being, though - a point I believe you're making.
so why we can't be patient and kind with others If you've been brought up in hate for others, it's hard to demand you change, especially if you still exist in this toxic environment. The world is full of contradictions - look at the Bible for example. On the one hand, it says God loves and forgives all but on the other hand you have verses that encourage you to kill homosexuals, stone your wife if she turned out not to be a virgin, and Jesus saying he's there only for Israelis, and basically not giving a damn about anybody else. Quite understandable given it's been written for centuries by many people but it can be used as a pretext to do many bad things and back it up with "God wanted this".

Then you have people not really giving a damn about well-being of other people but only about their own well-being, and this is understandable to some degree but it also might create attitudes such as: "My group, my religion, my beliefs are the only valid ones, and everybody that is different is automatically inferior.".
why we can't be humans. But we all are. Unless you are a Reptilian! All are humans but not all are humane.
Why we get jealous of others success? That's the typical "My neighbour has something, so I automatically deserve this something as well" mindset, or alternatively a "My neighbour has something, so he must have stolen it" one.

doubledenim
06-19-18, 07:30 AM
INXS just kept making the same song over and over again.



https://media.giphy.com/media/iqzMmeL0T1xug/giphy.gif (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwi9vdfTwt_bAhVIpFkKHfqyDSoQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fgiphy.com%2Fgifs%2Fmusic-video-inxs-everyday-is-a-gif-iqzMmeL0T1xug&psig=AOvVaw3Ar-jeQvrCR1EyXFfwIVoJ&ust=1529490590488461)

doubledenim
06-19-18, 10:03 AM
In the current state of public outrage, Mike Tyson has a cartoon.

matt72582
06-19-18, 10:14 AM
What would you say to people?



First, I'd tell doctors,

"I'm my own doctor. All you people are to me is a prescription drug dispensary. I go thru the motions of seeing you only to get the script I need because you really don't do anything else for me.
I diagnose my own problems - I've only been misdiagnosed or told the blatantly obvious by you people. Too bad we have to use you as a middle man and we can't just go to the Pharmacist and order what we need directly!
Oh, and I don't want to generalize all doctors, but most of you run your businesses like a production line - patients are run through your office like they are on a conveyor belt, yet you threaten your patients with fees if they miss an appointment, are late or don't cancel within 24 hours!!!
Meanwhile, you miss every appointment time by making your sick patients wait indeterminable periods in waiting rooms, but you never offer to reimburse them for their time that you wasted by missing an appointment (if I missed meetings at my job or with clients the way you miss appointment times, I'd be fired in under a week!) Then your patients usually get maybe 5 minutes alone with you as you look at a computer, nod condescendingly as they try to talk to you, prescribe tests & follow up visits. Then you give them the bum's rush out of the office.
What you mostly do could be summed up as profiting off the suffering of others."


That would make a GREAT plaque in the walls of a new office!

alexkevin
06-20-18, 05:52 AM
Theoretically, you can go bankrupt due to a series of disastrous investments or a stock market crash but quite realistically, your wealth will be bequeathed by your children, so the permanence exceeds one generation. Wealth's importance is not an excuse to be a bad human being, though - a point I believe you're making.

If you've been brought up in hate for others, it's hard to demand you change, especially if you still exist in this toxic environment. The world is full of contradictions - look at the Bible for example. On the one hand, it says God loves and forgives all but on the other hand you have verses that encourage you to kill homosexuals, stone your wife if she turned out not to be a virgin, and Jesus saying he's there only for Israelis, and basically not giving a damn about anybody else. Quite understandable given it's been written for centuries by many people but it can be used as a pretext to do many bad things and back it up with "God wanted this".

Then you have people not really giving a damn about well-being of other people but only about their own well-being, and this is understandable to some degree but it also might create attitudes such as: "My group, my religion, my beliefs are the only valid ones, and everybody that is different is automatically inferior.".
But we all are. Unless you are a Reptilian! All are humans but not all are humane.
That's the typical "My neighbour has something, so I automatically deserve this something as well" mindset, or alternatively a "My neighbour has something, so he must have stolen it" one.



Wealth is important I agreed, but greediness is not, maybe there wasn't clarity on my words let me make them clear its okay to get wealth through legal ways but not okay to earn illegally, you can survive in less but you wanted more and if you get more you are not willing to help needy.

I agreed with you but right now I am not talking about religion, right now I am just talking about "Being Human", if you want to talk about religion then I have so many things to tell you on this but it will make the conflict between us. I don't want that, I just want to say that people should be peaceful and kind to other humans no matter what race, religion they are coming from.

Yes, people are not humble we all gonna die and get buried and graves so why is that attitude, when after death we all going to same place (grave). I would love to debate on it but then I will be like let's meet this thing can be discussed here but face to face conversation is something else when you can see each other's facial expressions on conflicts and agrees hehe

Mr Minio
06-20-18, 09:13 AM
if you want to talk about religion then I have so many things to tell you on this but it will make the conflict between us Zotis, is that you?

I don't want that, I just want to say that people should be peaceful and kind to other humans no matter what race, religion they are coming from And what do you think are the reasons they aren't? Religions, hateful ideologies (like nationalism) etc.
Yes, people are not humble we all gonna die and get buried and graves so why is that attitude, when after death we all going to same place (grave) That's precisely because after death we're going to a grave. Or rather, we have a limited time here.

alexkevin
06-21-18, 02:55 AM
Zotis, is that you?

No I am Alex not Zotis

And what do you think are the reasons they aren't? Religions, hateful ideologies (like nationalism) etc.

There could be so many reasons maybe they are living a good life and never been through hardships so they don't how it feels like, They didn't even read their religious books and they also don't want to believe anything written on it. If they want to be good with others they need to experience hateful speech from others and what it will feel like if you can't do anything except just listen the bad words coming to them.

That's precisely because after death we're going to a grave. Or rather, we have a limited time here.

Where were you before you came to the world?
Where will you go after death?
There are so many questions like that, do think about that and try to find answers.

Iroquois
06-21-18, 04:10 AM
INXS just kept making the same song over and over again.



https://media.giphy.com/media/iqzMmeL0T1xug/giphy.gif (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwi9vdfTwt_bAhVIpFkKHfqyDSoQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fgiphy.com%2Fgifs%2Fmusic-video-inxs-everyday-is-a-gif-iqzMmeL0T1xug&psig=AOvVaw3Ar-jeQvrCR1EyXFfwIVoJ&ust=1529490590488461)

Are you sure you're not thinking of that other Australian band with a four-letter name?

Mr Minio
06-21-18, 04:20 AM
No I am Alex not Zotis Oh hello, Alex!

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/c/c7/ALEX.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110214061846

There could be so many reasons maybe they are living a good life and never been through hardships so they don't how it feels like Now, don't confuse people ignorant of the poor, people not understanding the poor, and people not distributing alms with people hateful towards other people, people who are unkind and not peaceful towards them. These do not have to be mutually exclusive, of course, but these are not identical.
They didn't even read their religious books and they also don't want to believe anything written on it. I don't think that's what you're implying but just for the record: I think we can both agree that not reading religious books and not believing in anything written in them does not exclude a person from the possibility of being good, peaceful and kind towards other people, and likewise the fact somebody reads holy books and believes in every word written there does not automatically mean such person is good, kind and peaceful.
If they want to be good with others they need to experience hateful speech from others and what it will feel like if you can't do anything except just listen the bad words coming to them. No, I don't think it's compulsory and the only way to be good with others. Obviously, somebody else's hate speech might make you ponder on your own life and decide you have to change for better, but most of the time it will only confirm your stance and biases given your opponent is fiercely advocating views you do not agree with. I don't think a neo-Nazi will feel remorse and become a good human being after he had been given a speech about how and why Nazism is wrong. He will strengthen his attitude at best, and totally wreck (physically) his interlocutor at worst.

Where were you before you came to the world? Nowhere. I didn't exist.
Where will you go after death? Nowhere. I will cease to exist.
There are so many questions like that, do think about that and try to find answers. Numerous number of people has been thinking about it yet nobody had found a definitive, straight answer. The idea of Heaven is a very comforting one but there is no way to tell its authenticity.

alexkevin
06-21-18, 05:13 AM
Oh hello, Alex!

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/c/c7/ALEX.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110214061846
Hi Mr Minio Why you are looking me like this hehe :p

Now, don't confuse people ignorant of the poor, people not understanding the poor, and people not distributing alms with people hateful towards other people, people who are unkind and not peaceful towards them. These do not have to be mutually exclusive, of course, but these are not identical.

Okay yes maybe I mixed up things here and failed to provide the example of what I am trying to say here, okay you tell me what are people like that unkind and not peaceful towards others?
I don't think that's what you're implying but just for the record: I think we can both agree that not reading religious books and not believing in anything written in them does not exclude a person from the possibility of being good, peaceful and kind towards other people, and likewise the fact somebody reads holy books and believes in every word written there does not automatically mean such person is good, kind and peaceful.
okay how do you learn ethics and manners? you learn it from your home from your parents then you go to school and learn it from books and your teachers, so if you read Holy books then you can practically do good things but yes not necessary they every religious is a pious man. Bu this how you learn in my point of view.
No, I don't think it's compulsory and the only way to be good with others. Obviously, somebody else's hate speech might make you ponder on your own life and decide you have to change for better, but most of the time it will only confirm your stance and biases given your opponent is fiercely advocating views you do not agree with. I don't think a neo-Nazi will feel remorse and become a good human being after he had been given a speech about how and why Nazism is wrong. He will strengthen his attitude at best, and totally wreck (physically) his interlocutor at worst.

Okay I agreed with you

Nowhere. I didn't exist.
Aww man first of all tell me Are you Christian or Jew?

Numerous number of people has been thinking about it yet nobody had found a definitive, straight answer. The idea of Heaven is a very comforting one but there is no way to tell its authenticity.

Okay, where did the idea of life came from?
We are alive and living our life and doing so many things here, how the heck world came into existence how we came into existence if we exist it means God exist and if God exist then the concept of Heaven and Hell is true.

Mr Minio
06-21-18, 06:23 AM
Hi Mr Minio Why you are looking me like this hehe :p Why, but that's your picture!
okay you tell me what are people like that unkind and not peaceful towards others? I've already provided the answer.
so if you read Holy books then you can practically do good things No. Not practically. Theoretically you can do bad things. Holy Books should be interpreted scientifically with a reference to historical facts and awareness of the culture and life of the people who lived when they had been written. If you take all that is written in them at face value you will be ignoring not just cultural relativism but also common sense.
Aww man first of all tell me Are you Christian or Jew? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2R8eHhkvSs


Sorry, that was the first time somebody thought I might be Jew. What made you think that? To answer your question, though...



As a matter of fact I'm neither. I was baptized as Roman Catholic and more or less identified with the religion for about 18 years. I used to be an agnostic theist. Now I'm more of an agnostic atheist.


if we exist it means God exist and if God exist then the concept of Heaven and Hell is true. Non sequitur overload!

alexkevin
06-22-18, 07:47 AM
Why, but that's your picture!

I am ugly but not that much :)


No. Not practically. Theoretically you can do bad things. Holy Books should be interpreted scientifically with a reference to historical facts and awareness of the culture and life of the people who lived when they had been written. If you take all that is written in them at face value you will be ignoring not just cultural relativism but also common sense.

Okay I agreed with you that with time things has been changed but ethics are still same implementation is different.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2R8eHhkvSs


Sorry, that was the first time somebody thought I might be Jew. What made you think that? To answer your question, though...
Many things in Life happens for the first time, But I am sorry if I said something wrong, nothing made me think that I was only confirming it.



As a matter of fact I'm neither. I was baptized as Roman Catholic and more or less identified with the religion for about 18 years. I used to be an agnostic theist. Now I'm more of an agnostic atheist..

Ahh Now I am stopping here I have nothing else to say :) plus I don't have much knowledge I am also in the learning stage.

doubledenim
06-22-18, 03:48 PM
Twizzlers may be the worst candy ever. Necco wafers are better than flavorless, recycled plastic.

Stirchley
06-22-18, 03:56 PM
If I were completely honest ... I would tell my fellow Roman Catholics to lose some of their pre-ordained ideas. Such as no, all married women do not have to bear children (scandalous). Yes, a woman can abort a child if she so desires (outrageous). Whenever a tragedy befalls a man, no, that does not mean he is a homosexual & that’s why this happened to him (!). No, don’t try to get your marriage annulled so you can re-marry in the church. That woman bore your children & put up with your crud for years - don’t even try to obliterate her!

Captain Steel
06-22-18, 04:00 PM
If I were completely honest I'd say "Bloody Catholics!"

(Sorry, It's a Monty Python Meaning of Life reference.)

doubledenim
06-28-18, 10:52 AM
I just made a pair of denim cut-off shorts. Not awesome 70's-80's midthighers....nope. Top of the knee'ers.

Captain Steel
06-28-18, 05:44 PM
I would tell the public that you don't really have to lather rinse and repeat!
It's just a misleading direction the manufacturers place on their bottles to get you to use up more of the product more frequently, and thus buy it more often.
You can lather just once with an appropriate amount of shampoo, really work it in there well, then rinse... and thereby cut your consumption and spending on the product in half!
;)

Dani8
06-28-18, 10:45 PM
People who can't just say goodbye and hangup. It's a long to and fro of goodbyes.

Come to think of it, what do people call hanging up now we all have mobile phones? First world problem but t need to know. And how do you make an earth shattering slam the phone down? I seem to recall Jerry Seinfeld having a skit on this.

Omnizoa
07-09-18, 05:47 AM
If I'dve been completely honest, I'd have been fired following the South Dakota vs. Wayfair decision.

Beatle
09-06-18, 02:03 PM
Dead, in prison, banned, whatever, but if you mean generally, Steel, I'd be crucified.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a9/Pietro_Perugino_040.jpg

He's the only one who was honest.

It's a shame were not honest. Id rather be honest FU banned dead or crucified than hypocrite.

that is how in know...

https://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=51055

Thats my only honest thread. Of course yoda closed it.

Mr Minio
09-06-18, 02:33 PM
He's the only one who was honest.

It's a shame were not honest. Id rather be honest FU banned dead or crucified than hypocrite. Hey, honesty is very important to me, too, and surely complete honesty is sometimes impossible for many, many reasons, but there is a fair chunk of good, honest people out there, and I know how easy it is to get disappointed with humanity after a streak of dishonest, bad people you met, but if you stick to it, you will finally find a good person. It's easy to brush off the entire population after you've been disappointed with just a couple of specimen, but is it honest?. Just a friendly shout out. :)

Citizen Rules
09-06-18, 02:47 PM
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a9/Pietro_Perugino_040.jpg

Is that a real icon painting? Or something modern? I mean look at Christ's loin cloth, what the heck is that all about?

Beatle
09-06-18, 02:47 PM
I already found a good person in you.

I told you many times I like you very much.

JUst one very serious thing, please.

I remember you one were here for 24 hrs strait. Thats UNHEALTHY. Coming from a person who was for 7 hrs strait, for a week, without sleep. which is the most important thing, HEALTHY sleep. People slept 12hrs a day 100 years ago. Why shouldn't it be balanced? and it was pushing myself so far. bc this god deam place is addictive, especially for me who's isolated from humanity, that i got so sick, with a tremendous headache and vomited all day long. That's wahy avoid this place. please dont allow that happen to you.

Beatle
09-06-18, 02:52 PM
Is that a real icon painting? Or something modern? I mean look at Christ's loin cloth, what the heck is that all about?

Pietro Perugino's depiction of crucifiction as Stabat mater, 1482.

mattiasflgrtll6
09-06-18, 03:00 PM
Who was here for 24 hours straight?

Anyway, it's good to see you visit. I hope you're okay now when you no longer feel a pressing need to come here so often.

I just come here and post because it's well, fun. Sometimes I haven't felt like posting as much, so two weeks or so go by until I get the motivation again.

Mr Minio
09-06-18, 03:00 PM
I already found a good person in you. Well, I assume you're talking to me. Or is it directed at Citizen?
I told you many times I like you very much. It must be him.
I remember you one were here for 24 hrs strait The correction would be I wasn't here (that is, MovieForums) for 24 hours straight, but I wasn't sleeping for 24 hours straight and at the end of that time came to the MoFo Shoutbox to post about it. Sometimes such a reset is required. Don't worry, I don't do it very often, and I'm fine, man. No need to worry about me. I appreciate your concern. :)

Stirchley
09-07-18, 02:01 PM
Is that a real icon painting? Or something modern? I mean look at Christ's loin cloth, what the heck is that all about?

Obviously it’s not modern. What’s wrong with the loin cloth?

anton
12-14-18, 05:34 PM
If I were completely honest (and stupid), I'd tell a few relatives of mine I'm very glad while they're away from me. Also, I'd tell them I won't miss them after they die.

doubledenim
12-15-18, 04:33 AM
The Walmart brand Lucky Charms is one of the few store brands that beats the national brand product.

gandalf26
12-15-18, 05:45 AM
The Walmart brand Lucky Charms is one of the few store brands that beats the national brand product.


Speaking of supermarkets,

When people stop to talk to someone they know causing about 5 folk to get blocked behind, or if they stop their trolley opposite another blocking a whole lane.

Instead of a polite "excuse me", saying "Hey you stupid mother****er do you think that's a good place to stop?? What the **** are you thinking??!!"

Steve Freeling
12-15-18, 06:32 AM
I'd tell Mom's ex he's a c--ksucking bastard son of a bitch.

doubledenim
12-15-18, 08:46 AM
I'd tell Mom's ex he's a c--ksucking bastard son of bitch.


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