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Django
08-28-03, 08:47 PM
Hi, folks!

I'm starting a new fund to raise money to send Silver Bullet safely away to a lunatic asylum where he can be well looked after for the rest of his days (as the poor fellow is obviously out of his friggin' mind). So please donate generously to this worthy cause and help keep society safe and clean.

Thank you very much for your time and attention.

The Silver Bullet
08-28-03, 10:20 PM
Yeah, send me money!

Django
08-28-03, 10:47 PM
Er . . . not really! :)

The money goes to the fund (currently managed by me) which, in turn, goes to the institution to which we expect to commit you!

Monkeypunch
08-28-03, 10:55 PM
Er . . . not really! :)

The money goes to the fund (currently managed by me) which, in turn, goes to the institution to which we expect to commit you!

And you wonder why people don't like you........

Django
08-28-03, 11:03 PM
Well, at least I don't go around screaming obscenities into people's faces! :)

Monkeypunch
08-28-03, 11:10 PM
Well, at least I don't go around screaming obscenities into people's faces! :)

Hey, Leave my Tourettes Syndrome out of this! :D

Yoda
08-28-03, 11:11 PM
Well, at least I don't go around screaming obscenities into people's faces! :)
"You are undoubtedly one of the most self-absorbed, arrogant, pompous jackasses I have ever encountered"

"...you are biased, intolerant, racist, hostile and just plain assholic!"

"You are a completely biased, prejudiced individual with a pathetical one-dimensional frame of mind--you are so narrow, conventional and just, flat-out boring, that you make me sick!"

Django
08-28-03, 11:11 PM
None of that constitutes an obscenity! :)

(Qualifier: Upon reflection, I admit that they weren't exactly pleasant words to say. However, these words were uttered under extreme provocation and don't even come close to the sorts of things others have said to me!)

Django
08-28-03, 11:14 PM
Hey, Leave my Tourettes Syndrome out of this! :D
Actually, I was referring to Silver Bullet! :)

The Silver Bullet
08-28-03, 11:32 PM
Oh, you masked man of mystery, you.

Django
08-28-03, 11:39 PM
Whoaa... easy with the adulation...

Sexy Celebrity
08-28-03, 11:43 PM
Heavy with the seduction...

The Silver Bullet
08-29-03, 12:19 AM
Heavier with dick.

Piddzilla
08-30-03, 01:26 PM
My donation:

http://www.jakesmp.com/%21%20GIF_FILE/Novelties/%21NN_J_Wayne_Dollar.gif

Caitlyn
08-30-03, 04:29 PM
Heavy Dick... and donation....

nebbit
08-31-03, 04:08 AM
None of that constitutes an obscenity! :)

(Qualifier: Upon reflection, I admit that they weren't exactly pleasant words to say. However, these words were uttered under extreme provocation and don't even come close to the sorts of things others have said to me!)

That's at least consistent, not taking responsibility for you own reactions to what people say, saying things back makes you just as silly as them. :rolleyes:

Nikki
08-31-03, 06:58 AM
Something to keep you occupied SB..........while Django is collecting donations................

MyRobotSuit
08-31-03, 07:25 AM
oh dear god........

Piddzilla
08-31-03, 08:17 AM
oh dear god........

......and a few other guys. :dizzy:




;)

The Silver Bullet
08-31-03, 10:08 AM
Holy crap, Nikki, we have got to start chatting more.
You too, Pidd, you great hunk of spunk.

;)

Django
08-31-03, 06:01 PM
Something to keep you occupied SB..........while Django is collecting donations................
:laugh: LOL! Is that your donation, Nikki? Gladly accepted!

The Silver Bullet
09-01-03, 04:10 AM
Come off it, Uday, you boy loving man, you.

Django
09-01-03, 07:25 PM
Come off it, Uday, you boy loving man, you.
What's that supposed to be? Wishful thinking on your part? Sorry to disappoint you, bud! :laugh:

Mary Loquacious
09-02-03, 04:40 PM
I'm starting a new fund to raise money to send Silver Bullet safely away to a lunatic asylum.

Well, he is going off to film school, so mission accomplished, I'd say.

;D

Django
09-02-03, 07:08 PM
LOL! :laugh: Nice one!

nebbit
09-02-03, 10:24 PM
LOL! :laugh: Nice one!

Don't Be complacent he is taking his computer with him :laugh:

Django
09-05-03, 11:25 PM
Don't Be complacent he is taking his computer with him :laugh:
Now that's a scary thought! :eek:

The Silver Bullet
09-06-03, 12:35 AM
Uh, yeah, taking a computer to film school. Very scary.
Run for the hills, and make sure to lock your doors and windows.

Django
09-06-03, 12:43 AM
Yeah, I don't know what's scarier--you in film school, or you in film school with a computer!!! :eek:

;) (Just kiddin'!)

edmo
09-06-03, 02:43 AM
i donate

500 dollas!!!