View Full Version : Nazi Love: A Really Twisted Fairy Tale
Admittedly, this is not in the best of taste--a really sick love story--but it is a tale that needs to be told. So, with prior apologies, here goes:
Long, long ago, in a concentration camp far, far away, there was a prison guard who fell in love with the local kitchen slut. They were both complete lowlifes--but so what? They were both of pure Germanic stock. Thus, the Pharaoh . . . sorry, Fuerher proclaimed that they were fit to breed. And so they did!
End of story!
(Sorry again! This was a bad one! :sick: )
So this is what you do instead of validating your own arguments?
Er . . . sorry?
Yoda, ol' man, not everything has to do with you, you know! ;)
(Of course, the story is open to interpretation, so if you identify with any of the characters in the story above, who am I to stop you? :D )
Er . . . sorry?
I was referring to the fact that you find plenty of time for such silly nonsense, but very little for research or data validation. I'm not sure why this was unclear to you.
I was referring to the fact that you find plenty of time for such silly nonsense, but very little for research or data validation. I'm not sure why this was unclear to you.
What gives you the idea that I enjoy spending all my free time with research and data validation? :laugh:
Sexy Celebrity
08-26-03, 07:51 PM
Long, long ago, in a concentration camp far, far away, there was a prison guard who fell in love with the local kitchen slut. They were both complete lowlifes--but so what? They were both of pure Germanic stock. Thus, the Pharaoh . . . sorry, Fuerher proclaimed that they were fit to breed. And so they did!
I think it needs a rewrite:
Long, long ago... in a concentration camp far, far away... there was a prison guard named Rolf Delmerner who fell in love with the local kitchen slut, Tiffany Titler. They were complete lowlifes, but so what? They were both of pure Germanic stock.
One day, Tiffany Titler and Rolf Delmerner locked themselves in a dungeon to play with each other. They got on top of a bed; Rolf on top of skeletal thin Tiffany, Tiffany on top of a skeleton - some poor man she had sex with the night before he was executed. The Fuerher had asked them to breed, and so they did. Tiffany and Rolf rubbed themselves together, and she cried out as he entered her - and then he cried out. For Tiffany belonged to another german - and he had installed an updated chastity belt on her that was two little automatic doors that closed from inside her opening and cut off his thing. Rolf SCREAMED and it woke up the dead - which frightened Tiffany to death when she heard a scream come from under her butt. It was the skeleton, come back to life! So Tiffany died right then and there with Rolf's wonder sword still inside her. The german that owned Tiffany walked in and found Rolf, still crying out in pain while on top of his woman. The german took out his sword and slashed Rolf across the chest, killing him, and Rolf fell to the floor. The german smiled... and then he covered up Tiffany's body with a warm, white bedsheet that had just been washed and dried with a Snuggles fabric softener. When the german went back to the laundry room, he found the Snuggles bear there, giggling and sitting on top of the washing machine. The german tickled it, making it laugh, and then the german took off his clothes and made love to the Snuggles bear right then and there on the washing machine. Afterwards, there was a DING! and the load of clothes in the washing machine was done. The german opened up the door to the machine - and out came a naked woman with soap and bubbles all over her. She had long blonde hair and looked amazing. She had a medicine bottle and inside it was a potion. She fed the potion to the german with her fingers and the potion turned him into a fairy-sized german, very small, and the blonde babe grabbed him and took him with her into the washing machine. The door to it slammed shut. The Snuggles bear got pissed off so he grabbed a Samurai sword and started stabbing into the washing machine, trying to kill them for revenge. But that all stopped when the Snuggles bear caught lice from a corpse that was lying nearby and it made him scratch himself to death - his hair was taken and used for a Snuggles coat, which was worn by Hitler whenever he went out in drag.
What became of the german and the blonde babe in the washing machine? What do you expect? He became her love slave and they both took care of the clothes that were put inside to wash. But when the washing machine broke, they faded away into oblivion and turned into the secret ingredient that made women orgasm whenever they washed their hair with Herbal Essences shampoo. I don't know how it happened, but it did.
And they all lived happily ever after... well, actually, those in the concentration camp didn't live long at all... but they all got together with Tiffany Titler on the other side and they had a good time. Even the women!
The End!
Or how about this rewrite:
Long, long ago, in a nightclub far, far away, there was an attractive exotic dancer who danced her blues away every night. One fine day, a smart, successful yuppie showed up at the nightclub and sought her company. After buying her a few drinks and consorting with her for several nights, the yuppie asked her out, but the dancer faltered. Then, one night, the dancer caught the yuppie in the company of another beautiful dancer and she got angry, so she had the yuppie banned from the nightclub. The yuppie tried to win back her favor, sending her flowers, etc., but to no avail. Then, after awhile, the yuppie gave up and moved on with his life, never casting eyes on the dancer again. But the media, for some reason, got their hands on this rather banal story, and turned it into a media circus. The poor yuppie was hard pressed to find a moment's peace ever again, because, it seemed to him, everyone was making a big deal out of nothing.
End of story (open-ended).
Mary Loquacious
08-27-03, 01:40 PM
Admittedly, this is not in the best of taste--a really sick love story--but it is a tale that needs to be told. So, with prior apologies, here goes:
Long, long ago, in a concentration camp far, far away, there was a prison guard who fell in love with the local kitchen slut. They were both complete lowlifes--but so what? They were both of pure Germanic stock. Thus, the Pharaoh . . . sorry, Fuerher proclaimed that they were fit to breed. And so they did!
End of story!
(Sorry again! This was a bad one! :sick: )
I seriously don't get the point. Or the context.
I seriously don't get the point. Or the context.
Join the club. Current membership: 6 billion.
Caitlyn
08-27-03, 04:14 PM
It’s not really that hard to figure out when you take Django’s thought process into consideration… and remember a post he made not too long before he made this one... he's clever... I'll give him that... but not as clever as he thinks he is... :nope:
They were both complete lowlifes)
Very judgmental Of you who is such broad minded thinker. :yup:
Im 100% with Caitlyn only I want Mr Django to explain the point to his initial post and i would LOOOOOVVEE for him to explain what was his intentions for this thread.
Caitlyn
09-10-03, 12:37 PM
I want Mr Django to explain the point to his initial post and i would LOOOOOVVEE for him to explain what was his intentions for this thread.
'Twould be interesting to see how he tried to explain this one... but somehow I don't ever see it happening... :nope:
Sexy Celebrity
09-10-03, 03:01 PM
What happened to Django? I haven't seen a new post by him in awhile...
Caitlyn
09-10-03, 03:35 PM
What happened to Django? I haven't seen a new post by him in awhile...
He's been on here almost everyday... he just hasn't posted in a few days...
He's been on here almost everyday... he just hasn't posted in a few days...
So what's new, that is his pattern, come upset people, disappear for a while then return complaining about victimisation. :rolleyes:
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