For MEN Only!

[Captain Steel]

Social Experiment: What would site reaction be to a gender restrictive thread?

[The Gunslinger45]

I was hoping for t!ts.

[Captain Steel]

I was hoping for t!ts.

It's an open discussion. You can post whatever you'd like (within site guidelines of course)!

[Captain Steel]

Think men are getting the short end of the stick here.

I know what you mean.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGQ-ISsDm8M

[Yoda]

Social Experiment: What would site reaction be to a gender restrictive thread?
That it's both a bad idea and unenforceable.

[Captain Steel]

That it's both a bad idea and unenforceable.

Obviously. :p

Anyone remember the TV talk show "For Women Only" - I think it was an early venue for Barbara Walters (late 60's, early 70's)?
Then it changed it's name to "NOT For Women Only."

This thread is an homage to that.

So if its name was to change what would be some choices?
1. NOT For MEN Only!
2. For REAL MEN Only!
3. The He-Man-Woman-Haters-Club
4. All About Dat A$$: Official MoFo Rear Nudity Thread (oops! that one exists already!) ;)

[Captain Steel]

Most men don't understand the need for a protected men class.

They haven't met my wife!

(- props to Henny Youngman) ;)

[Doolallyfrank]

So if its name was to change what would be some choices?
1. NOT For MEN Only!
2. For REAL MEN Only!
3. The He-Man-Woman-Haters-Club
4. All About Dat A$$: Official MoFo Rear Nudity Thread (oops! that one exists already!) ;)

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[Dannii]

So MEN which one of you is gonna ask me to leave??? 😁.haha.

[Doolallyfrank]

So MEN which one of you is gonna ask me to leave??? 😁.haha.

we don't have any proof

[Dannii]

So MEN which one of you is gonna ask me to leave??? 😁.haha.

we don't have any proof
Have you provided proof to say you're a male and can join the MEN only thread??? 😁. Lol. Wait til the other girls see this!!! 😁

[Doolallyfrank]

Have you provided proof to say you're a male and can join the MEN only thread??? 😁. Lol. Wait til the other girls see this!!! 😁

I don't ask for directions, does that count?

[Dannii]

Have you provided proof to say you're a male and can join the MEN only thread??? 😁. Lol. Wait til the other girls see this!!! 😁

I don't ask for directions, does that count?
Me neither, so i could say you're a woman then!! 😁

[CiCi]

Men, and just men? Count me in :lol:

[Doolallyfrank]

Me neither, so i could say you're a woman then!! 😁

if people ask me for directions and I have no idea I just make stuff up (or a simple "up your ass and to the left")

[Dannii]

Me neither, so i could say you're a woman then!! 😁

if people ask me for directions and I have no idea I just make stuff up (or a simple "up your ass and to the left")
So you're a woman from Liverpool too! 😁

[Doolallyfrank]

So you're a woman from Liverpool too! 😁

ey ey, clam down calm down

[cat_sidhe]

I peacock about the place with Ben Affleck's face. Does that count? :D

[Doolallyfrank]

I peacock about the place with Ben Affleck's face. Does that count? :D

I think that makes you TOO much man

[cat_sidhe]

I peacock about the place with Ben Affleck's face. Does that count? :D

I think that makes you TOO much man


Have to say, it felt good.

[Doolallyfrank]

Have to say, it felt good.

that's what she said :randy:

[cat_sidhe]

Have to say, it felt good.

that's what she said :randy:

How you doin? ;)

[Mr Minio]

I was hoping for t!ts.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/content/dam/news/photos/000/718/71833.jpg

Here you go! Thank me later!

[cat_sidhe]

I was hoping for t!ts.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/content/dam/news/photos/000/718/71833.jpg

Here you go! Thank me later!

"Hey, my eyes are up here!"

http://images.mudfooted.com/bluefooted-booby.jpg
-Indignant boobie

[CosmicRunaway]

For some reason, I can't help but picture the stoning scene from Life of Brian, where the supposedly male-only attendees were all women wearing beards.


https://media.giphy.com/media/ZQ6lEEYj6VvGw/giphy.gif

[matt72582]

Women are 52% of the population -- largest minority I ever heard of!

[Mesmerized]

Social Experiment: What would site reaction be to a gender restrictive thread?


It would be a very stupid idea and whoever would join such a thread would get bored talking to themselves....



But yeah, I'm with Gunslinger. I was also hoping to see some boobs.

http://p.fod4.com/p/media/23fcc6faf6/16o9EFaGSJG8mhLf69jh_Sideline%20Peak.gif

[Sexy Celebrity]

There is an "all women" version of this already:

The MoFo Female Fortress (https://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=34393)

[Dannii]

I was hoping for t!ts.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/content/dam/news/photos/000/718/71833.jpg

Here you go! Thank me later!
Here's some more!! (.)(.)

[Mr Minio]

Here's some more!! (.)(.)Reported to Yoda for posting obscenity.

[Doolallyfrank]

Gravity is the enemy

(○)(○)

[Citizen Rules]

Yeah, I'm not a fan of Gravity. Something about Sandra Bullock floating around space, spazzing...annoys me.

[Ms. M]

https://media.giphy.com/media/ZQ6lEEYj6VvGw/giphy.gif

Count me in.

[Captain Steel]

I remember watching a YouTube video a while back... something like a top ten list of things that all men do in private.
I just remember that I only did maybe 2 things on the whole list and the rest were gross things that I would never even think of doing.

[Dannii]

I remember watching a YouTube video a while back... something like a top ten list of things that all men do in private.
I just remember that I only did maybe 2 things on the whole list and the rest were gross things that I would never even think of doing.
What were the 2 things that you did then??😁

[Captain Steel]

What were the 2 things that you did then??😁

Heh!

I think one was wear the same pants for multiple days in a row!

[Dannii]

What were the 2 things that you did then??😁

Heh!

I think one was wear the same pants for multiple days in a row!
Errrrr that's minging!! Haha.... And the second?? 😁

[Captain Steel]

Errrrr that's minging!! Haha.... And the second?? 😁

I don't remember - it was a couple years ago. I'll have to look for the video - but I see there are many along this line on YouTube.

Here's the first one that came up:

All About Dat Ass: Official MoFo Rear Nudity Thread (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8K_XcLx05A)

[Dannii]

Errrrr that's minging!! Haha.... And the second?? 😁

I don't remember - it was a couple years ago. I'll have to look for the video - but I see there are many along this line on YouTube.

Here's the first one that came up:

All About Dat Ass: Official MoFo Rear Nudity Thread (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8K_XcLx05A)
Cool! I'll have a look after i've eaten😁

[Ms. M]

Cool! I'll have a look after i've eaten😁

I won't. It would be better for my mental health.

[Dannii]

Errrrr that's minging!! Haha.... And the second?? 😁

I don't remember - it was a couple years ago. I'll have to look for the video - but I see there are many along this line on YouTube.

Here's the first one that came up:

All About Dat Ass: Official MoFo Rear Nudity Thread (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8K_XcLx05A)
Cool! I'll have a look after i've eaten😁
Reminds me of the time my friend and i caught her boyfriend doing something that could be on the list! 😁

[Captain Steel]

I've never eaten in the bathroom (I'll take a drink in there with me, but I'll take my drink everywhere in the house).

I've never engaged in sharing gross findings or showing off bodily waste nor have I ever looked at or been shown that by any other guy.

Never engaged in "fart wars" with other guys.

I've never urinated in a sink or in a bottle. (seriously? guys would pee in someone's sink? Maybe only a frat boy at a binge party where all the bathrooms are taken, but this is definitely not some common thing that most guys do in private - at least I hope not.)

Never eaten spoiled food - I will sniff my milk and if it smells a little off, take a sip to check (a lot of the time you're smelling the residue on the sides of the container, but the milk is still fine). My sense of smell is pretty good so I've never eaten spoiled food "by accident."

One thing from that last video I'm guilty of is sheets - I will leave them on the bed for weeks at a time, especially in the winter (but I also don't "make" my bed - I pull the covers down so the sheets air out everyday - I read it's healthier NOT to make your bed as covering up tight and neat traps and cultivates bacteria!)

[Ms. M]

You almost restored my faith in men. Almost.:rolleyes:

[Captain Steel]

You almost restored my faith in men. Almost.:rolleyes:

Was it the sheets?
Hey, I sleep alone and have no pets in the bed.
My bed's pretty clean. (I also have the mite-proof mattress & pillow covers under the cases.) And I do wash the pillowcases every time I do wash.
Of course, if I had a "guest" I'd change the sheets!

I've dog & house sat for people (where I'd stay in the house), gotten in bed and felt sticks and leaves around my toes because it was stuff that the dog dragged into the bed (and apparently they hadn't changed the sheets before my stay!) Gross.

Then there's the time the dog wet the bed while I was in it, but that's a story for a different thread.

[Citizen Rules]

I'm not watching that video:nope: Some things are better not to know about:suspicious:

[Dannii]

I've never eaten in the bathroom (I'll take a drink in there with me, but I'll take my drink everywhere in the house).

I've never engaged in sharing gross findings or showing off bodily waste nor have I ever looked at or been shown that by any other guy.

Never engaged in "fart wars" with other guys.

I've never urinated in a sink or in a bottle. (seriously? guys would pee in someone's sink? Maybe only a frat boy at a binge party where all the bathrooms are taken, but this is definitely not some common thing that most guys do in private - at least I hope not.)

Never eaten spoiled food - I will sniff my milk and if it smells a little off, take a sip to check (a lot of the time you're smelling the residue on the sides of the container, but the milk is still fine). My sense of smell is pretty good so I've never eaten spoiled food "by accident."

One thing from that last video I'm guilty of is sheets - I will leave them on the bed for weeks at a time, especially in the winter (but I also don't "make" my bed - I pull the covers down so the sheets air out everyday - I read it's healthier NOT to make your bed as covering up tight and neat traps and cultivates bacteria!)
I had to google 'frat boy', cool expression! I love the new expressions that i'm learning here😁.I've heard of guys taking a leak in hotel sinks, i never fill the sink for that reason, i have a wash under the running water instead.

[Joel]

Wow, some amazing generalizations about guys coming out in these magazine survey reports, eh LOL!

I've never enjoyed anyone farting near me and I certainly would never want to share my personal insides with anyone else. It makes me sick just thinking about that.

Smelling hands after ball touch..yeah, I've done it. Who cares? Big deal. Both sexes are attracted to dirty things sometimes. Phermones, sweat, etc..not everyone admits it. We come from apes, we procreate, we send out signals..sometimes the chemical change in a man is monitored. Liek for instance, once I smelled the webbing between my thumb and my pointer finger. For 3 days it smelled of dog bowl water. Hormonal shifts. We are complex creatures with built in sensors. Deal with it.

I'm a neat freak so I don't use sheets. I sleep in a specially engineered leather chair and disinfect 2x weekly. I use grown up pajamas, usually boxers, a t shirt and a nice American Indian blanket.

I've been a janitor for almost 10 years back in 200's. Let me tell you, not to sound sexist like that vid, but in this isolated experience, the nurses bathroom was horrifyingly nasty compared to the men's locker rm bathroom and I won;t even get into it!

I don't eat or drink in the bathroom, why would I? That's stupid. I can wait lol.

I've urinated in a bottle when I was younger usually sneak sleep overs..and yes I've peed in the shower, my own shower. Who cares? Big deal.

[Captain Steel]

The video putting "adjusting" in there as a "secret" thing? Come on!
Both sexes do this in various ways all day long. And all people do this - it's a necessity. It's no different than when a woman's bra strap is cutting into her and she has to move it or rearrange things. Of course people try to do it discreetly, but if your clothes are making you uncomfortable, you adjust.

[Joel]

If we're being truthful, I didn't find out about the term "rim job" from a school buddy in gym class..I found out the hard way on a 5th date after some cheese an wine, and she was a career gal.

[Dannii]

You almost restored my faith in men. Almost.:rolleyes:

Was it the sheets?
Hey, I sleep alone and have no pets in the bed.
My bed's pretty clean. (I also have the mite-proof mattress & pillow covers under the cases.) And I do wash the pillowcases every time I do wash.
Of course, if I had a "guest" I'd change the sheets!

I've dog & house sat for people (where I'd stay in the house), gotten in bed and felt sticks and leaves around my toes because it was stuff that the dog dragged into the bed (and apparently they hadn't changed the sheets before my stay!) Gross.

Then there's the time the dog wet the bed while I was in it, but that's a story for a different thread.
My little Nuggy used to sleep at the bottom of my bed on her fleece blanket, never under my duvet though, sometimes she would drag my spare pillow down to the bottom of my bed and snuggle up to it, her fleece blanket smelt like digestive biscuits. My sheets get changed every few days, and i have memory foam mattress.

[Captain Steel]

What's weird is the illustration that appears on that video of someone sniffing something - I never saw it in the video itself and am not sure what it's supposed to be. (Looks like some sort of mortar and pestle in the lower left corner.)

[Joel]

I think it's a ball bag, bro.

[Captain Steel]

I think it's a ball bag, bro.

What, did he just castrate a eunuch or something? Notice it's not attached to anything!

[Captain Steel]

Classic...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWGtxRc67H0

[Joel]

What, did he just castrate a eunuch or something? Notice it's not attached to anything!

I think she castrated and made a eunich out of the guy and passed the BB to her younger brother

[Captain Steel]

I think she castrated and made a eunich out of the guy and passed the BB to her younger brother

It's definitely some weird clickbait, whatever it is.

[The Gunslinger45]

F**k it. Someone has to post it.

The intro to The Man Show!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QYt8NfLJe0

[Joel]

It's definitely some weird clickbait, whatever it is.

I'll say:p

And I wonder when Sony is going to finally release Just one of the Guys on blu ray? I've been waiting for years...such a cool 80's flick!

[edarsenal]

with the Man Show we should be getting some Benny Hill bits in here soon

[The Gunslinger45]

A few more The Man Show clips

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdH2rQ1xXxs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKr_KszEvYY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDtenGDF2Bc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeEgWsKch-w

[ynwtf]

Classic...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWGtxRc67H0

Just one of the guys!!!
Her brother was SO sleepy lol

[edarsenal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y0I91rubg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpFD-kgQxnI

[Mr Minio]

Can this thread get more f*cked up? I know it can...

[Doolallyfrank]

I've never eaten in the bathroom (I'll take a drink in there with me, but I'll take my drink everywhere in the house).

I've never engaged in sharing gross findings or showing off bodily waste nor have I ever looked at or been shown that by any other guy.

Never engaged in "fart wars" with other guys.

I've never urinated in a sink or in a bottle. (seriously? guys would pee in someone's sink? Maybe only a frat boy at a binge party where all the bathrooms are taken, but this is definitely not some common thing that most guys do in private - at least I hope not.)

Never eaten spoiled food - I will sniff my milk and if it smells a little off, take a sip to check (a lot of the time you're smelling the residue on the sides of the container, but the milk is still fine). My sense of smell is pretty good so I've never eaten spoiled food "by accident."

officially kicking you out of this thread..... ;)

[Captain Steel]

officially kicking you out of this thread..... ;)

So which one(s) are you guilty of, Doo?

[Doolallyfrank]

officially kicking you out of this thread..... ;)

So which one(s) are you guilty of, Doo?

Currently, none, but if you bring up "old cases"...... all of them (the ones in the quote) lol

[Dannii]

I think it's time i left the MEN only thread now, of my own free will as no one was MAN enough to ask me to leave!! Haha. 😁 i've read things here that are quite traumatic and that's coming from a trainee doctor! I'll admit defeat though and will leave the MEN only thread👍

[Doolallyfrank]

I think it's time i left the MEN only thread now, of my own free will as no one was MAN enough to ask me to leave!! Haha. 😁 i've read things here that are quite traumatic and that's coming from a trainee doctor! I'll admit defeat though and will leave the MEN only thread👍

that's WHY we're so disgusting, it's the only way to get some alone time :rolleyes:

[Dannii]

I think it's time i left the MEN only thread now, of my own free will as no one was MAN enough to ask me to leave!! Haha. 😁 i've read things here that are quite traumatic and that's coming from a trainee doctor! I'll admit defeat though and will leave the MEN only thread👍

that's WHY we're so disgusting, it's the only way to get some alone time :rolleyes:
I realise this now, i hope my husband never did anything like the things i've read! 😳

[Doolallyfrank]

I realise this now, i hope my husband never did anything like the things i've read! 😳

don't judge "did", only judge "does" ;)

[Dannii]

I realise this now, i hope my husband never did anything like the things i've read! 😳

don't judge "did", only judge "does" ;)
My husband is no longer with us.

[Doolallyfrank]

My husband is no longer with us.

OMG apologies!!! well I bet he never did the unspeakable after he met you :D

[Dannii]

My husband is no longer with us.

OMG apologies!!! well I bet he never did the unspeakable after he met you :D
It's ok. And yeah i reckon he never did anything that's been mentioned on this thread! 😉

[Doolallyfrank]

It's ok. And yeah i reckon he never did anything that's been mentioned on this thread! 😉

so I can say officially that my mouth is bigger than a size 12 converse..... :(

[Dannii]

It's ok. And yeah i reckon he never did anything that's been mentioned on this thread! 😉

so I can say officially that my mouth is bigger than a size 12 converse..... :(
Nah i wouldn't say that at all😁

[cat_sidhe]

What if I've done 1 on the list?

[Doolallyfrank]

What if I've done 1 on the list?

depends which one...... :shifty:

[cat_sidhe]

depends which one...... :shifty:

Which would you suspect me of? :lol:

[Doolallyfrank]

Which would you suspect me of? :lol:

I didn't actually watch the video yet, I'm only going by Cap's post :D
if it's peeing in a bottle then that deserves a golf clap just for the difficulty level

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[nebbit]

Social Experiment: What would site reaction be to a gender restrictive thread?
Why would you want one :bored:

[Mr Minio]

It's not that women are not allowed in this thread. It's just that Captain Steel does not answer for psychological injuries this thread may inflict on you.

[Ms. M]

Was it the sheets?
Hey, I sleep alone and have no pets in the bed.
My bed's pretty clean. (I also have the mite-proof mattress & pillow covers under the cases.) And I do wash the pillowcases every time I do wash.
Of course, if I had a "guest" I'd change the sheets!

I've dog & house sat for people (where I'd stay in the house), gotten in bed and felt sticks and leaves around my toes because it was stuff that the dog dragged into the bed (and apparently they hadn't changed the sheets before my stay!) Gross.

Then there's the time the dog wet the bed while I was in it, but that's a story for a different thread.
Ok. Now You have got A from me;)

[Ms. M]

What if I've done 1 on the list?
:eek:

[Ms. M]

It's not that women are not allowed in this thread. It's just that @Captain Steel (http://www.movieforums.com/community/member.php?u=87640) does not answer for psychological injuries this thread may inflict on you.

Yeah, I agree. It can be danger. :suspicious:

[Joel]

I didn't actually watch the video yet, I'm only going by Cap's post :D
if it's peeing in a bottle then that deserves a golf clap just for the difficulty level

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With that said, not all bottles are created equal. My only experience is pissing into a large 3 liter bottle of soda when it was empty. Forget trying to get a pee break into a stella artois.

[Doolallyfrank]

With that said, not all bottles are created equal. My only experience is pissing into a large 3 liter bottle of soda when it was empty. Forget trying to get a pee break into a stella artois.

Cans are sharp, gives a whole new meaning to "going for a slash"

[Joel]

Cans are sharp, gives a whole new meaning to "going for a slash"

Already got one papercut on the old william, don;t need another, I said ah!

[Mr Minio]

Already got one papercut on the old william, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq4rgRm4Yjk

[Joel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq4rgRm4Yjk

The peeee hole! Get it...looks like a paper cut surrounded by a whisp of cotton candy "Bill Hicks"

Humor.

[Mr Minio]

Or somebody just has sharp teeth. TEEHEE

[Doolallyfrank]

Already got one papercut on the old william, don;t need another, I said ah!

Isn't that where your pee comes from?

[Joel]

Already got one papercut on the old william, don;t need another, I said ah!

Isn't that where your pee comes from?

Indeed it is! :)

[Dannii]

Already got one papercut on the old william, don;t need another, I said ah!

Isn't that where your pee comes from?

Indeed it is! :)
The Urethra.😊

[Doolallyfrank]

The Urethra.😊

https://youtu.be/cYbs_O_iMfU

[Captain Steel]

R-E-S-P-E-C-T!

[Dannii]

R-E-S-P-E-C-T!
Find Out What It Means To Me!! 😁. I'm on the MEN only thread more than the guys! 😁

[Captain Steel]

Find Out What It Means To Me!! 😁. I'm on the MEN only thread more than the guys! 😁

You're a welcome addition, Dannii! :love:

[Dannii]

Find Out What It Means To Me!! 😁. I'm on the MEN only thread more than the guys! 😁

You're a welcome addition, Dannii! :love:
Just treat me like one of the guys!! 😁

[Citizen Rules]

Just treat me like one of the guys!! 😁Oh, you're much cuter than any of us guys:)

[Dannii]

Just treat me like one of the guys!! 😁Oh, you're much cuter than any of us guys:)
Ahhhhh that's sweet! 😊.

[Citizen Rules]

Ahhhhh that's sweet! 😊. You're a good sport too, always good natured:) You got my vote for Best New MoFo when we do the Mofie Awards.

[Bihotza]

i dont even know who's a man or woman on this forum

[Citizen Rules]

i dont even know who's a man or woman on this forumGenerally if they have an actress for an avatar, it's probably a guy, then again half the time it's the other way around, so who knows?

[Dannii]

i dont even know who's a man or woman on this forum
I either ask them or just guess from their posts, i usually guess right😊

[Citizen Rules]

OMG really? That's a shock, i'm very flattered thank you! 😃It's an event that we do here every year. It's an awards thread for all of us MoFos voted on by their fellow MoFos. It's real fun.

Here's a link to last years awards
The 2016 Mofies - THE CEREMONY! (https://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=47677&highlight=mofies)

[Doolallyfrank]

i dont even know who's a man or woman on this forum

Men have wee-wee's, Women have hoo-hoo's

[Yoda]

i dont even know who's a man or woman on this forum
I think this is mainly because both men and women like to use pictures of women as their avatars.

[Captain Steel]

i dont even know who's a man or woman on this forum

A thread everyone should review or add to if they haven't already...
https://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=46448

[Dannii]

So if its name was to change what would be some choices?
1. NOT For MEN Only!
2. For REAL MEN Only!
3. The He-Man-Woman-Haters-Club
4. All About Dat A$$: Official MoFo Rear Nudity Thread (oops! that one exists already!) ;)

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This pic is soooo funny!!! 😆

[Doolallyfrank]

If a penis had a face, it would be that face

[Dannii]

If a penis had a face, it would be that face
If a penis had a face like this i'd never stop laughing at work!! 😆

[Doolallyfrank]

If a penis had a face, it would be that face
If a penis had a face like this i'd never stop laughing at work!! 😆

Well I have to ask your profession now!

[Dannii]

If a penis had a face, it would be that face
If a penis had a face like this i'd never stop laughing at work!! 😆

Well I have to ask your profession now!
I'm a hooker 😁... Nah i'm joking i was a theatre nurse but i am now training to be a Doctor 😊

[Dannii]

This thread should be Men and Dannii only thread! 😁

[Mr Minio]

34655 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coa-OYvm3x0

[cat_sidhe]

Not the only woman to post in the thread, though. ;)

[Mr Minio]

Nobody would invite that thing into their homes if it had that silly face.Just imagine having sex with a girl. "I think we are not alone! Somebody's looking!"

[Dannii]

Not the only woman to post in the thread, though. ;)
If this thread had said Football Thread i would of bypassed it, but i felt it was my duty as a woman to enter this thread and make a stand! 😁. Haha. Your name should be included too!

[cat_sidhe]

If this thread had said Football Thread i would of bypassed it, but i felt it was my duty as a woman to enter this thread and make a stand! 😁. Haha. Your name should be included too!

:lol:
Or maybe not. I got proverbial balls.

[Dannii]

Hey Cat we forgot about the Men Only thread!! 😁

[Dannii]

Am i the only one left on the MEN only thread???????? 😁

[Stirchley]

Am i the only one left on the MEN only thread???????? 😁

Floozy! :D

[Dannii]

Am i the only one left on the MEN only thread???????? 😁

Floozy! :D
Haha! 😁 i had to make a stand for women and gatecrash the MEN only thread! 😉

[Captain Steel]

Mars Needs Women!

[Dannii]

Mars Needs Women!
This thread needs more women!! 😁

[Stirchley]

This thread needs more women!! 😁

This forum needs more women!

[SeeingisBelieving]

Mars Needs Women!

It's ruled by one in Flash Gordon :).

[Saunch]

I’ve heard of a Princess of Mars...

[SeeingisBelieving]

I’ve heard of a Princess of Mars...

Yeah I know – don't get me started :blush:;).

[Captain Steel]

It's ruled by one in Flash Gordon :).

"What do you mean, 'Flash Gordon approaching'?"

[Dannii]

Mars Needs Women!
I need a Mars! 😋. Has this thread finished now?? I enjoyed gatecrashing it!! 😁

[Citizen Rules]

I need a Mars! 😋. Has this thread finished now?? I enjoyed gatecrashing it!! 😁Here' ya go, just in time for Halloween.

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2016-09/2/12/enhanced/buzzfeed-prod-web14/enhanced-buzz-2854-1472834544-2.jpg

[ash_is_the_gal]

and what exactly was the point of this social experiment??

[Captain Steel]

and what exactly was the point of this social experiment??

Just to get you to come.

[The Gunslinger45]

Well if this thread won't die, MORE THE MAN SHOW FOR YOU!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqMI9cZd3l0&list=RDoqMI9cZd3l0

[Captain Steel]

Just to get you to come.

HERE! Come here... to the thread!

[The Gunslinger45]

HERE! Come here... to the thread!

Smooth save

[ash_is_the_gal]

Just to get you to come.

HA. you wish.

[Captain Steel]

HA. you wish.

Yes. Yes I do wish. Wish is about all I do. :(

[Dannii]

I tried to hijack this thread yesterday and have it to myself! 😁

[CaptainT]

It didn't work... I'm here

[Mr Minio]

Swarm my ladies, swarm! Komm zu Papa.

Captain Steel, on my command, close the door! Let's trap all MoFo ladies in one place!

[CaptainT]

I'm not a lady :o

[Captain Steel]

I tried to hijack this thread yesterday and have it to myself! 😁

For Daniis Only ;)

[Mr Minio]

There are two Danis on MoFo, though!

It's time for a deadly cat fight duel!

[Dannii]

It didn't work... I'm here
I know, but i tried! 😁

[Captain Steel]

There are two Danis on MoFo, though!

It's time for a deadly cat fight duel!

That's why I put an "s" on the end of it. ;)

(BTW, Mr. M. ... your ID's going to cause a bit of confusion, mind if we call you "Danny" just to keep things clear?)

[Dannii]

There are two Danis on MoFo, though!

It's time for a deadly cat fight duel!

That's why I put an "s" on the end of it. ;)

(BTW, Mr. M. ... your ID's going to cause a bit of confusion, mind if we call you "Danny" just to keep things clear?)
I noticed the 'S' Captain!😉

[Dannii]

I'm still loitering on this thread😁

[Doolallyfrank]

This is a no-loitering zone

[Captain Steel]

Here's a question: has modern progressive culture and media de-masculated men?

[Doolallyfrank]

Here's a question: has modern progressive culture and media de-masculated men?

I'll ask the missus.....

[Dannii]

Here's a question: has modern progressive culture and media de-masculated men?
I think so. What does your wife think?😁

[Dannii]

This is a no-loitering zone
I'm loitering with intent...
😁

[ynwtf]

Here's a question: has modern progressive culture and media de-masculated men?
I think so. What does your wife think?😁

https://youtu.be/h8cN6wZFDA8

[Joel]

Here's a question: has modern progressive culture and media de-masculated men?

Yes and no. Yes that men seem to be more prone to docility in front of women, but No because those same men wanna start static because they're frustrated at their hair style and attire: Capris and a man bun.

[Mr Minio]

Here's a question: has modern progressive culture and media de-masculated men? Depends on how you define masculinity. I think there is more than one way to be masculine nowadays. Not just the stereotypical machismo shown by Bogart in the 40s, or Connery in the 60s. Moreover, there is no longer such a pressure on men to be masculine and women to be feminine. Gender roles are slowly wearing off, but I doubt they will ever completely. Its positive side is that everybody can be his or hers true self.

[DrJacoby]

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/content/dam/news/photos/000/718/71833.jpg

Here you go! Thank me later!

Oh, oh. Yeah baby yeah! :D

[DrJacoby]

Here's a question: has modern progressive culture and media de-masculated men?

Probably, but it's also stigmatised men. It's impossible to ask a girl out without thinking you're a creep or a rapist. :mad:

[Doolallyfrank]

Here's a question: has modern progressive culture and media de-masculated men?

Probably, but it's also stigmatised men. It's impossible to ask a girl out without thinking you're a creep or a rapist. :mad:

Keep the chat up lines simple, like "does this cloth smell like rohypnol to you?"

[DrJacoby]

Here's a question: has modern progressive culture and media de-masculated men?

Probably, but it's also stigmatised men. It's impossible to ask a girl out without thinking you're a creep or a rapist. :mad:

Keep the chat up lines simple, like "does this cloth smell like rohypnol to you?"

"Hello attractive lady, I have aids and I've just killed 4 people ten minutes ago. Can I ask you out on a date? Else I'm going to physically assault you"

Excuse my dark humor but I overhear so many woman and girls days about how they found it creepy and/or offensive that some guy at their work or class asked them out. Like not one woman, a lot. It doesn't give a good vibe when I've asked girls out before and been outright turned down, I wonder how much they bitched about me?

[Stirchley]

Excuse my dark humor but I overhear so many woman and girls days about how they found it creepy and/or offensive that some guy at their work or class asked them out. Like not one woman, a lot. It doesn't give a good vibe when I've asked girls out before and been outright turned down, I wonder how much they bitched about me?

It’s not a good idea to date a work colleague. So awkward when the relationship ends, but you still have to see this person at work.

Keep asking girls out. Eventually someone is going to say yes. Turn it around & know that many women bemoan the fact that they never get asked out on a date.

[Dannii]

Here's a question: has modern progressive culture and media de-masculated men?

Probably, but it's also stigmatised men. It's impossible to ask a girl out without thinking you're a creep or a rapist. :mad:

Keep the chat up lines simple, like "does this cloth smell like rohypnol to you?"

"Hello attractive lady, I have aids and I've just killed 4 people ten minutes ago. Can I ask you out on a date? Else I'm going to physically assault you"

Excuse my dark humor but I overhear so many woman and girls days about how they found it creepy and/or offensive that some guy at their work or class asked them out. Like not one woman, a lot. It doesn't give a good vibe when I've asked girls out before and been outright turned down, I wonder how much they bitched about me?
What time are ya picking me up then!! 😁

[Captain Steel]

To pick up women, always start with "Hey, groovy chick!"
Then tell her you're writing a song for her about clowns and flowers!

[mattiasflgrtll6]

I'm not a fan of this thread... but having Dannii does help ;)

[Captain Steel]

I'm not a fan of this thread... but having Dannii does help ;)

Capt's feelings = hurt.

(Capt. is having a Friday night rum and Coke and thus he has started referring to himself in the third person.)

[Captain Steel]

Capt's feelings = hurt.

(Capt. is having a Friday night rum and Coke and thus he has started referring to himself in the third person.)

Oops! It's only Thursday! (Rum must be strong!)

[Mr Minio]

Excuse my dark humor but I overhear so many woman and girls days about how they found it creepy and/or offensive that some guy at their work or class asked them out. Like not one woman, a lot. It doesn't give a good vibe when I've asked girls out before and been outright turned down, I wonder how much they bitched about me? Protip: Consider asking out girls older than elementary school.

[DrJacoby]

To pick up women, always start with "Hey, groovy chick!"
Then tell her you're writing a song for her about clowns and flowers!

"Hey babe I'm leaving you
You know it's true
Even though I just met you
I think that we are through

I'm like a clown, and you're a flower
If I stay with you, I'll just trample you around
You deserve better and I don't want to destroy you
Girl, I hope you'll understand (da, da da daaaaa)"

[DrJacoby]

Excuse my dark humor but I overhear so many woman and girls days about how they found it creepy and/or offensive that some guy at their work or class asked them out. Like not one woman, a lot. It doesn't give a good vibe when I've asked girls out before and been outright turned down, I wonder how much they bitched about me? Protip: Consider asking out girls older than elementary school.

[Louie CK joke goes here]

But I am talking girls from 20 to about 24, I'm 22. Though it has its roots back to when I was in college, maybe it's just my country or the social climate, I have no idea

[Dannii]

I'm not a fan of this thread... but having Dannii does help ;)
I feel i've bonded with you guys on the MEN only thread, i couldn't leave you guys now! 😁

[Doolallyfrank]

In all seriousness, don't have the intent to "pick up chicks" as women have a nose for that type of thing, just relax and try to get to know them, things will either happen or they won't. Funny always works, you can literally laugh a woman into bed (just hope the laughter stops when you get there)

[Mr Minio]

Funny always works, you can literally laugh a woman into bed (just hope the laughter stops when you get there) Then her laughter starts when she sees you naked. :)

[Dannii]

Excuse my dark humor but I overhear so many woman and girls days about how they found it creepy and/or offensive that some guy at their work or class asked them out. Like not one woman, a lot. It doesn't give a good vibe when I've asked girls out before and been outright turned down, I wonder how much they bitched about me? Protip: Consider asking out girls older than elementary school.

[Louie CK joke goes here]

But I am talking girls from 20 to about 24, I'm 22. Though it has its roots back to when I was in college, maybe it's just my country or the social climate, I have no idea
I'd never bitch a guy after turning him down, any girl that does that doesn't deserve the attention from the guy in the first place.

[Doolallyfrank]

Funny always works, you can literally laugh a woman into bed (just hope the laughter stops when you get there) Then her laughter starts when she sees you naked. :)

Only when I wear a red nose on the end of it "beep beep Ritchie"

[Stirchley]

you can literally laugh a woman into bed

Now that’s funny.

[Ms. M]

Though it has its roots back to when I was in college, maybe it's just my country or the social climate, I have no idea

Where are You from? I'm asking, because in my country Poland, men don't pick up women (it's a miracle that my nation still excist).
For instance, I was with my friend on geek 2 months ago and one guy Polish, was staring at us from time to time and in the end of the concert he walked up and asked, if this was the last song. When he got the answer, he walked away.
Few minutes later walked up a English guy asked the same question. Then he started to speak with us and in the end he asked about phone number.
So it might be a country;)

[Stirchley]

Few minutes later walked up a English guy asked the same question. Then he started to speak with us and in the end he asked about phone number.


Stay away from those English guys. :)

[Dannii]

Few minutes later walked up a English guy asked the same question. Then he started to speak with us and in the end he asked about phone number.


Stay away from those English guys. :)
Very good advice! 😁

[Ms. M]

Stay away from those English guys. :)
That's another issue. What I meant was different behaviour of two guys in similiar situation.

[Ms. M]

Very good advice! 😁
Now I'm curoius. Tell me something more:D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Looks like only women are in here.

[cat_sidhe]

Looks like only women are in here.

Yeah, why I exited. More estrogen than I even had. :lol:

[cat_sidhe]

Women wouldn't make a women only thread so this is REALLY CHARMING AS A CONCEPT but you know it's all boring without teh WIMMINS. DAMN US!

[Mr Minio]

but you know it's all boring without teh WIMMINS. What isn't?
I'm asking, because in my country Poland, men don't pick up women If the nation still exists, they apparently do. Don't mix up no Polish men picking up you with no Polish men picking up any girl.

[Stirchley]

Now I'm curoius. Tell me something more:D

British sense of humor. English men are really very nice.

[cat_sidhe]

Wait...in Poland men don't pick up women?

:lol:

Wat even....

[Stirchley]

Wait...in Poland men don't pick up women?

:lol:

Wat even....

That’s what she wrote.

[Dannii]

More WOMEN on the MEN only thread!!! 👍👍👍👍

[Dannii]

Now I'm curoius. Tell me something more:D

British sense of humor. English men are really very nice.
Yes, just pulling your leg Ms. M. 😊

[Ms. M]

What isn't?
If the nation still exists, they apparently do. Don't mix up no Polish men picking up you with no Polish men picking up any girl.

That's why I wrote above, thats a miracle that Poles still exist ;)
This is not only mine expierence. Recently many of my friends is picked up by foreigners, not Polish guys :shrug:And I gave You the example from the geek. DJ wrote the reson of his "difficulty" with girls might appear because of nationality. I've noticed the difference between behaviour men from two countries. That's it.

I assume You don't have problem with picking up girls and good for You:up: Maybe You can give some advice to DJ as a man?

[Ms. M]

That’s what she wrote.

That's what I wrote;)
I've meant only (hopefully in funny way) that Poles guys are tottaly shy.

[Ms. M]

British sense of humor. English men are really very nice.
Sounds awful;)

[Mr Minio]

I assume You don't have problem with picking up girls and good for You:up: Maybe You can give some advice to DJ as a man?A firm stance is the most important part. Bend your knees and embrace her! Then take a deep breath and... off the floor she goes! Congratulations! You picked her up!

[Ms. M]

A firm stance is the most important part. Bend your knees and embrace her! Then take a deep breath and... off the floor she goes! Congratulations! You picked her up!
Yeah, this might work :rolleyes:

[Joel]

That's what a lot of men want secretly..more women on the Men train...toot! toooot!

[Ms. M]

That's what a lot of men want secretly..more women on the Men train...toot! toooot!
Sorry, I was curious a little bit:) I disappear.

[Joel]

Sorry, I was curious a little bit:) I disappear.

Oh, no, no...stay..I was serious. :)

It's never fun with men only..never. Unless you're playing video games, ..and that's maybe. haha.

In America..we often call it...a sausage party. :cool:

[Ms. M]

In America..we often call it...a sausage party. :cool:

Nice :lol:

[Dannii]

A Sausage Party sounds like fun!! 😁

[Doolallyfrank]

36872

[Captain Steel]

Oh, no, no...stay..I was serious. :)

It's never fun with men only..never. Unless you're playing video games, ..and that's maybe. haha.

In America..we often call it...a sausage party. :cool:

I actually never heard that until the movie came out. (But then, I lead a rather reclusive life).

Speaking of which, I remember learning what a "circle jerk" was. I couldn't believe such a thing existed. It just sounds disgusting and appalling - a total turn off for a straight person.
And then for males who participated to claim they weren't gay? Come on!

[Doolallyfrank]

Oh, no, no...stay..I was serious. :)

It's never fun with men only..never. Unless you're playing video games, ..and that's maybe. haha.

In America..we often call it...a sausage party. :cool:

I actually never heard that until the movie came out. (But then, I lead a rather reclusive life).

Speaking of which, I remember learning what a "circle jerk" was. I couldn't believe such a thing existed. It just sounds disgusting and appalling - a total turn off for a straight person.
And then for males who participated to claim they weren't gay? Come on!

Google "soggy biscuit"

[Captain Steel]

Google "soggy biscuit"

Good God!

[Mr Minio]

What? It got kinky here without me?!

[Captain Steel]

What? It got kinky here without me?!

It almost got bukkake!

[Dannii]

What about the 'polo mint' trick? Anyone heard of that?? 😁

[Doolallyfrank]

Google "soggy biscuit"

Good God!

Yep lol, a legendary urban myth of the 90's, everyone had a friend that knew someone who knew a guy that participated

[cat_sidhe]

Google "soggy biscuit"

Good God!

You never knew about that?

[Mr Minio]

It almost got bukkake!

BE KINKY AND LEARN WITH MR MINIO
PART I: BUKKAKE


A legend has it that bukkake was used to punish adulterous women in feudal Japan. A cheating wife would be bound and all the men in the village would dispense their sperm on the unfaithful woman's face and body.

In modern world bukkake first came into use with the advent of AV (adult video) in the 80s. Due to the law forbidding the display of genitals, directors had to find other ways to stimulate the audience. No body parts except for genitals had to be censored*. Semen, as well as other bodily fluids, did not have to be censored either, so they came up with the idea of bukkake. The West seemed to like this new idea and quickly introduced bukkake in its pornography as well.

Bukkake is not to be confused with gokkun. Whereas in bukkake semen is ejaculated onto a woman's face and in her mouth, in gokkun it is collected in some sort of container (a cup, or bowl) and then consumed by a woman. Of course, both bukkake and gokkun are also present in gay pornography.

Every day you learn something new!

* As a matter of fact even anus does not have to be censored as long as there is no penis inserted in it (but then the mosaic of the penis would overlay the anus, so it would not be visible anyway).

[Captain Steel]

You never knew about that?

Nope. (I'm kind of proud to admit that!) :)

[cat_sidhe]

You never knew about that?

Nope. (I'm kind of proud to admit that!) :)

I knew what soggy biscuit was, but not what "hitting it" meant for some years. :lol:

[Stirchley]

What about the 'polo mint' trick? Anyone heard of that?? 😁

Do tell.

[Captain Steel]

BE KINKY AND LEARN WITH MR MINIO
PART I: BUKKAKE


A legend has it that bukkake was used to punish adulterous women in feudal Japan. A cheating wife would be bound and all the men in the village would dispense their sperm on the unfaithful woman's face and body.

In modern world bukkake first came into use with the advent of AV (adult video) in the 80s. Due to the law forbidding the display of genitals, directors had to find other ways to stimulate the audience. No body parts except for genitals had to be censored*. Semen, as well as other bodily fluids, did not have to be censored either, so they came up with the idea of bukkake. The West seemed to like this new idea and quickly introduced bukkake in its pornography as well.

Bukkake is not to be confused with gokkun. Whereas in bukkake semen is ejaculated onto a woman's face and in her mouth, in gokkun it is collected in some sort of container (a cup, or bowl) and then consumed by a woman. Of course, both bukkake and gokkun are also present in gay pornography.

Every day you learn something new!

* As a matter of fact even anus does not have to be censored as long as there is no penis inserted in it (but then the mosaic of the penis would overlay the anus, so it would not be visible anyway).

Hmmm... and this whole time, I was just talking about noodles...
http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2016/08/bukkake-udon-japanese-noodle-broth-recipe.html

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmFWQOXUgAAntHa.jpg

[Dannii]

What about the 'polo mint' trick? Anyone heard of that?? 😁

Do tell.
Well what you need is a few packs of polo mints, suck as many mints as you can, (one mint at a time,) enough to get your mouth really minty, then you perform a certain sexual act on your partner, the minty breath makes it more intense.... so i've been told! 😁. There's gonna be a worldwide shortage of polo mints now as horny guys and girls pick some polo mints up today!! 😋

[cat_sidhe]

Hmmm... and this whole time, I was just talking about noodles...
http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2016/08/bukkake-udon-japanese-noodle-broth-recipe.html

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmFWQOXUgAAntHa.jpg

So who wants to tell him what a Cleveland Steamer is? :lol:

[Stirchley]

Well what you need is a few packs of polo mints, suck as many mints as you can, (one mint at a time,) enough to get your mouth really minty, then you perform a certain sexual act on your partner, the minty breath makes it more intense.... so i've been told! 😁. There's gonna be a worldwide shortage of polo mints now as horny guys and girls pick some polo mints up today!! 😋

Wondered why they were were so popular in England.

[cat_sidhe]

Horses like polo mints. If English people are equestrian types, there you go.

[Stirchley]

Horses like polo mints. If English people are equestrian types, there you go.

LOL. Personally, I’ve been on a horse maybe twice in my life & that was two too many.

[Mr Minio]

LOL. Personally, I’ve been on a horse maybe twice in my life & that was two too many. A very weird coming out. Being a lesbian does not allow you to call men horses, though!

[Dannii]

Well what you need is a few packs of polo mints, suck as many mints as you can, (one mint at a time,) enough to get your mouth really minty, then you perform a certain sexual act on your partner, the minty breath makes it more intense.... so i've been told! 😁. There's gonna be a worldwide shortage of polo mints now as horny guys and girls pick some polo mints up today!! 😋

Wondered why they were were so popular in England.
I much prefer sugar free chewing gum😁

[Stirchley]

A very weird coming out. Being a lesbian does not allow you to call men horses, though!

I wonder if you would refer to one of the men here as a homosexual without being sure of your facts?

[Mr Minio]

I wonder if you would refer to one of the men here as a homosexual without being sure of your facts? Yes. Swan is f*ckin' gay for me.

[Swan]

In your dreams buddy. :beatty: