View Full Version : Uday Vs. Jason
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-03, 10:42 PM
VS.
sisboombah
08-18-03, 05:13 AM
can we place bets? i think sexy will win.
there's a popeye resaurant? Or is that the staple-ingredient? Pop-eyes: easily detached and oh-so nutritious when mashed ;)
Caitlyn
08-18-03, 11:41 PM
If we're placing bets... my money is on Sexy... :D
MyRobotSuit
08-19-03, 10:31 AM
There's a Popeye restaurant!!! Oh my god I love Popeye!!!! :)
The Silver Bullet
08-19-03, 10:34 AM
It's on for young and old, Baby.
blibblobblib
08-19-03, 06:17 PM
Id be careful SC...With those gloves and that gigantic woody his caresssing, he may be a worthy opponement...So just to let ya know....
The Dame is always at your side, ready and waiting...
Bring it on uday...
http://www.widemedia.com/fashionuk/news/2000/11/16/grafty_glam.jpg
Sexy Celebrity
08-19-03, 06:29 PM
The Dame looks like she's been in a couple of fights before herself. But, thank you :)
Beale the Rippe
08-19-03, 06:48 PM
5 bucks on Sexy. (Given Django ever shows up....)
sisboombah
08-19-03, 07:10 PM
Id be careful SC...With those gloves and that gigantic woody his caresssing, he may be a worthy opponement...So just to let ya know....
The Dame is always at your side, ready and waiting...
Bring it on uday...
http://www.widemedia.com/fashionuk/news/2000/11/16/grafty_glam.jpg
i dont know if its dame edna creeping me out or blib's sudden obsession with her. but something isnt right. i smell a possum.... :suspicious:
i dont know if its dame edna creeping me out or blib's sudden obsession with her. but something isnt right. i smell a possum.... :suspicious:
Ewww, they smell terrible. Especially when they're still in nappies.
(does he don a purple wig at nights? - i won't tell ;))
sisboombah
08-19-03, 07:43 PM
Ewww, they smell terrible. Especially when they're still in nappies.
(does he don a purple wig at nights? - i won't tell ;))
not that i know of.....i wish i had a purple wig.
he does have a wide range of cool sunglasses though. but he looses them alot. i think ill buy him one of those pieces of string things you put on the glasses so they hang around your neck. then he wouldnt loose them all the time. he would look a stud. ill get him a wig too...then he'll look even hotter.
blibblobblib
08-19-03, 07:45 PM
The Dame looks like she's been in a couple of fights before herself. But, thank you :)
She is a tough ol' bird. But its mostly due to her hair dryer. It takes a whole lotta wind to look that good!
i dont know if its dame edna creeping me out or blib's sudden obsession with her. but something isnt right. i smell a possum....
Its not a sudden obsession. The Dame has always been in my life in one form or another! You should know that. Have you ever met my brother?
(does he don a purple wig at nights? - i won't tell )
Where did you get my address from Golgot? :eek: Come in for a nice cup of Co-Co next time your in the neighbourhood.
blibblobblib
08-19-03, 07:50 PM
i think ill buy him one of those pieces of string things you put on the glasses so they hang around your neck. then he wouldnt loose them all the time. he would look a stud. ill get him a wig too...then he'll look even hotter.
That sounds as though your turning me into some kind of 80's "Wham" look-alike. Can it be a big boufant blondy-brown wig? Pleeeeeeease :yup:
sisboombah
08-19-03, 07:55 PM
[QUOTE=blibblobblib]
Its not a sudden obsession. The Dame has always been in my life in one form or another! You should know that. Have you ever met my brother?
QUOTE]
well i mean obsession on the boards. i havent noticed it in such a flowering bloom before.
ive only ever met your brother about twice and both were very breif....are you saying dame is your brother?
sisboombah
08-19-03, 07:57 PM
That sounds as though your turning me into some kind of 80's "Wham" look-alike. Can it be a big boufant blondy-brown wig? Pleeeeeeease :yup:
no...im affraid it has to be a purple one now. too late. no going back.
Here I am, Jason! What's up, dude? Sorry I couldn't make it any earlier, but I was too busy negotiating a multi-million dollar business deal.
By the way, that's a pretty funny picture you have up there of the guy with the sitar. :laugh:
So how do you want to duel? Pistols at dawn? Video games? You tell me!
Bring it on!
http://www.bigal-art.com/valentino.jpg
http://www.dacre.org/stills/webv/Val1396.jpg
So how do you want to duel? Pistols at dawn? Video games? You tell me!
Oooo...a duel! I love a good sword fight.~
But then.....there's always mud wrestling. ;D
sisboombah
08-19-03, 08:33 PM
Oooo...I love a good sword fight.~
But then.....there's always mud wrestling. ;D
no mud wrestling only works when girls are fighting. they should battle it out using the weapons of the tv gladiators.
Beale the Rippe
08-19-03, 08:33 PM
Here I am, Jason! What's up, dude? Sorry I couldn't make it any earlier, but I was too busy negotiating a multi-million dollar business deal.
By the way, that's a pretty funny picture you have up there of the guy with the sitar. :laugh:
So how do you want to duel? Pistols at dawn? Video games? You tell me!
Bring it on!
http://www.bigal-art.com/valentino.jpg
Aheh. Yes. So what kind of multi-million dollar deal was this?
I second the sword duel idea :p BTW.
Aheh. Yes. So what kind of multi-million dollar deal was this?
Well, as you know, I'm a professional hitman (one of the best in the business, incidentally) and someone (I won't name names) has just contracted me to do away with a certain fellow who goes by the name of . . . what was it? . . . ah, yes . . . the name's "Jason" or something like that. I don't know where I've heard that name before, but it sounds awful familiar . . . wait a minute . . . isn't that "Sexy Celebrity's" name? Now that's a coincidence! Call it, "killing two birds with one stone"! Pretty neat, eh? :D
I second the sword duel idea :p BTW.
Swords, pistols, "American Gladiators" . . . I'll let SC make the call!
Anything but mud-wrestling--that would be a little too gay for me!
Beale the Rippe
08-19-03, 09:18 PM
Well, as you know, I'm a professional hitman (one of the best in the business, incidentally) and someone (I won't name names) has just contracted me to do away with a certain fellow who goes by the name of . . . what was it? . . . ah, yes . . . the name's "Jason" or something like that. I don't know where I've heard that name before, but it sounds awful familiar . . . wait a minute . . . isn't that "Sexy Celebrity's" name? Now that's a coincidence! Call it, "killing two birds with one stone"! Pretty neat, eh? :D
Swords, pistols, "American Gladiators" . . . I'll let SC make the call!
Anything but mud-wrestling--that would be a little too gay for me!
:eek:
:)
Where did you get my address from Golgot? :eek: Come in for a nice cup of Co-Co next time your in the neighbourhood.
Well i was born in Colchester (hell, why do i think you're from essex? i've got stop my unconscious absorbing these things!)...were you that toddler with the stick on side-burns and the pleated chest-wig?
make sure Sisy doesn't prepare the drinks tho - not enough co-co in my whiskey makes me lose track of time. Oh yes, it's bed time (and for yous two too by the sound of the other thread ;))
The Silver Bullet
08-20-03, 06:10 AM
It's on for young and old, Baby.
blibblobblib
08-20-03, 09:15 PM
Well i was born in Colchester (hell, why do i think you're from essex? i've got stop my unconscious absorbing these things!)...were you that toddler with the stick on side-burns and the pleated chest-wig?
make sure Sisy doesn't prepare the drinks tho - not enough co-co in my whiskey makes me lose track of time. Oh yes, it's bed time (and for yous two too by the sound of the other thread ;))
Aaah! A fellow Essexian! how wonderful Golgot! Your uber powerful brain did remember correctly, i am from, and always have been from essex. i live in Benfleet, its between Southend-on-Sea and the horror that is Basildon. Sis lives down the road from me, and dont worry about Sis makin your drink, its always best to pour any drinks Sis makes you in the nearest plant pot and watch it dissolve. ;)
I'm so glad you're here, Uday, but you know, I almost hate having to fight you now. It makes me so happy to see that you're honoring Rudys because ya know, Rudolph happens to be my middle name (no joke). It's also my father's first name. I used to hate that name, but it isn't so bad anymore. And Rudolph Valentino was a babe.
Hmm... perhaps this thread should have been called Uday Vs. Rudolph.
Rudolph is your middle name? Now that's a scary thought! LOL!
Well, I've already started another thread parodying yours--"Rudy vs. Raisin"! I think that says it all!
C'mon, Django, let's not waste anymore time. Let's FIGHT!
I'll begin by bitch-slapping you.
What was that? Did a fly just land on my cheek?
Oh, I see! That was "Sexy Celebrity" attempting to be violent!
Keep trying, old boy! :laugh:
sisboombah
08-22-03, 07:55 AM
Sis lives down the road from me, and dont worry about Sis makin your drink, its always best to pour any drinks Sis makes you in the nearest plant pot and watch it dissolve. ;)
how......dare.....YOU!
im never going to make you another drink ever ever ever again. next time you say....'can i have some water with ice cubes please' i shall say 'NO! your in my house now BITCH! and we dont drink here!' MWOOO HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Richard Hell
01-13-04, 11:22 PM
im confused
Let the Battle Begin !!!
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