How Do You Start Your Day?

[jrs]

My day generally starts the same way all the time ...with maybe a slight difference now and then. But here goes:

My morning routine:

wake up
walk to bathroom
take a pee (in toilet)
close lid on toilet (to avoid possible pee stink from contaminating the air) :laugh:
flush
run shower
get undressed
take shower
dry myself
get dressed
begin day

How about ya'll???

[Sexy Celebrity]

I am speechless...

[Hondo333]

Weekday
Wake up
Go back to sleep
wake up
lay in bed for a while
get up
have pee
take shower
get half dresed
lay in bed for while
finished getting dressed
have glass of coke
brush teeth
do hair
get bus fair
Leave

[Sexy Celebrity]

Thank you for these wonderful pee posts....

[Hondo333]

any time sexy

[Sexy Celebrity]

Any time, eh? Well aren't we just Incontinence Inc.

[Hondo333]

LOL!!!
:rotfl:

[Gracie]

Hmm, let's see...

Sleep until 10-10:30 (Isn't being homeschooled great? ;D)
Do math
Reply to some e-mails (scheduling stuff)
Check on MoFo
Grab whatever I can eat

:rotfl: Something about that list's funny.

[Yoda]

take a pee (in toilet)
Did anyone else appreciate this clarification?

Here's my routine:

- Wake up at the crack of noon.
- Pay hooker.
- Form an alibi; employ when calling parole officer.
- Walk into shower (I didn't have clothes on to begin with)
- Pee (in shower)
- Walk my rottweiler around the neighborhood and air dry body. Simultaneously.
- Steal pixie stix from local children.
- Empty said pixie stix into neighbor's gas tank.
- Cut hunk of raw meat off of cow stolen from nearby farm. Cook (sometimes) and eat.
- Pick up hooker.
- Go to bed (with hooker).

Rinse and repeat.

[Django]

This is the daily routine of the esteemed right-wing conservative Republican Yoda???!!! I'm speechless!

[Django]

My morning routine:

Wake up at the crack of dawn
Crawl out from under the huge pile of gorgeous naked female models sprawled on my bed
Shower and get dressed
Go for my early morning ride on my purebred stallion
Eat a hearty English country breakfast
Drive my Rolls Royce convertible from my mansion to work

[Sexy Celebrity]

My morning routine:

Wake up at the crack of dawn
Crawl out from under the huge pile of gorgeous naked female models on my bed
Shower and get dressed
Go for my early morning ride on my purebred stallion
Eat a hearty English country breakfast
Drive my Rolls Royce convertible from my mansion to work

Don't be confused, everybody, I can translate:

DJANGO'S MOURNING ROUTINE

1. Wake up at the crack of Don
2. Crawl out from under the huge pile of intergalatic naked male Trekkies
on my bed
3. Get golden showered and dressed
4. Go for my early morning ride on my Italian stallion
5. Eat a hearty English country butt
6. Walk my rolls of body fat from my man's shack to a computer

I hope that clears it all up.

[Caitlyn]

2. Crawl out from under the huge pile of intergalatic naked male Trekkies on my bed


They make those in blow-up dolls too huh… ;)

[Django]

I don't think my morning routine requires translation! It's pretty straightforward! :laugh:

[Monkeypunch]

Me, I:

Wake up, wish I hadn't
groan aout having to wake up
turn my hated alarm clock off
See a man about a horse
walk downstairs
feed my semi-beloved cat, Kyoko (miss kitty non-Fantastico)
Feed myself
shower, shave, brush my teeth
curse my life
go to Honeydew Donuts for a mocha Chillerchino
open my video shop
try to stay awake for the next 8 hours...

[Yoda]

1. Wake up at the crack of Don
:rotfl:

[Django]

That's Sexy Celebrity's twisted parody of my daily routine based upon his own skewed lifestyle! :rolleyes:

[Sexy Celebrity]

Almost 6 A.M. and I've only slept for about 2 1/2 hours tonight... this is how I'm starting my day. I've got a headache and I've been feeling sick since yesterday evening. :sick:

[nebbit]

[QUOTE=Monkeypunch]Me, I:

open my video shop


You have a video shop, I am envious :bawling:

[Steve]

1. turn on lamp
2. read (15-20 minutes)
3. cigarette
4. breakfast/newspaper - eggs when I feel like cooking, cereal when I don't; my family gets the Washington Post
5. cigarette
6. put on clothes
7. figure out what to do

Interesting thread.:cool:

[nebbit]

1. turn on lamp
2. read (15-20 minutes)
3. cigarette
4. breakfast/newspaper - eggs when I feel like cooking, cereal when I don't; my family gets the Washington Post
5. cigarette
6. put on clothes
7. figure out what to do

Interesting thread.:cool:

Time to give up the ciggies.

And thank god you put clothes on :eek:

[sunfrog]

Pee
Wake up
Walk to bathroom to pee (on toilet lid)
Walk to bedroom get clothes
Go to bathroom, lift lid, try to pee
Take a shower (pee in drain)
Make sandwich
Leave for work (pee by door (outside))
Stop for Thirstbuster
Get to work drink from water cooler
Get soda from vending machine
Drink coffee
Drink bottled water
Go home, stop for slurpee
Get home drink milk
Drink o.j.
Drink water
Watch tv
Go to sleep
Wake up at midnight for a drink of water then go back to bed

[blibblobblib]

DJANGO'S MOURNING ROUTINE

1. Wake up at the crack of Don
2. Crawl out from under the huge pile of intergalatic naked male Trekkies
on my bed
3. Get golden showered and dressed
4. Go for my early morning ride on my Italian stallion
5. Eat a hearty English country butt
6. Walk my rolls of body fat from my man's shack to a computer


I couldnt think of a more interesting way to start your day...may i watch? :laugh:

Well heres my interesting beginning-of-day-antics...

- Wake up to the searing heat of the sun on my face
- Roll around for a bit and try to sleep
- Ponder my existence and my daily plan
- Relieve myself....not the toilet way :randy: (Come on! i doubt im the only guy who gets rid of his morning Riser this way)
- Walk downstairs at about 11.00
- Eat (A True English) Brekky...im going through a cheese on toast phase at the mo though
- Watch AWFUL early morning TV about how to top up your tan and how to fir into your new swimsuit for about an hour
- Shower and pee and poo poo. (Not in that order)

Monkey Punch...How would one go about aquiring his/her own video Shop to open? Did you use a shotgun and a balaclavar? Or just use the healthy old "buy it" technique?

[nebbit]

- Relieve myself....not the toilet way :randy: (Come on! i doubt im the only guy who gets rid of his morning Riser this way)

A little more information than is needed :eek:

[Sexy Celebrity]

I was so going to bring that up earlier and I'm so glad that Blibby finally did. Reputation points are so on the way for Mr. Dame Edna Everage. Men start their day with woodies!

[Naisy]

I start my day by pressing the snooze button twice, then getting up I immediately every morning go to the toilet and brush my teeth, attempt to do something with my hair (in the bathroom) and then go back to my room put on a cd and in the time it takes to play two songs I get dressed (well dressed for the day, I don’t go to the bathroom naked, so you can get that sick picture out of your head) and I make my bed and open the curtains, then I go out to the kitchen and do the dishes, wash and dry, take a vitamin and then the rest of the day is unpredictable.

[Django]

I was so going to bring that up earlier and I'm so glad that Blibby finally did. Reputation points are so on the way for Mr. Dame Edna Everage. Men start their day with woodies!
Yeah, I hear that you certainly start your day with a woody, SC . . . Woody Harrelson! :laugh:

[Monkeypunch]

Monkey Punch...How would one go about aquiring his/her own video Shop to open? Did you use a shotgun and a balaclavar? Or just use the healthy old "buy it" technique?

I do not own it, I just manage it. I wish I owned it so I could ban rude and stupid people from renting there.

[blibblobblib]

I was so going to bring that up earlier and I'm so glad that Blibby finally did. Reputation points are so on the way for Mr. Dame Edna Everage. Men start their day with woodies!
Why thankyou SC. I was quite worried that so many of the male members had talked of there opening moments of their day without the mention of the "Morning Glory". Its always there....poking up at you...as if saying "Good Morning!" :yup:

I do not own it, I just manage it. I wish I owned it so I could ban rude and stupid people from renting there.

I just wish i owned one full stop .

Yeah, I hear that you certainly start your day with a woody, SC . . . Woody Harrelson!

:confused:

[sisboombah]

hmmm...ok...this could turn out to be more boring than interesting but for those of you interested in humain behaviour have some fun with this.

normally i wake up around 7am to the sound of my mum screaming at my brother to wake up. so until 8am when i finally get to sleep i mostly lie in my bed thinking....why god why do ppl wake up this early!

then when i finally do wake up around 9ish i lay in bed for a while so i can think about how best to spend my day. normally i have to work like most of you probably do so ill lie there thinking about that depressing prospect but there is the odd occasion when i might not be working so ill be laying there thinking of all the fun things that me and chris (blibblobblib) can be doing.

after laying in bed long enough to notice slight hunger or the uncomfortable feeling of a dry mouth i start to think that i should get out of bed

on the way to get food i normally realise i need a wee....sometimes more so than other times. depends how drunk i was that night.

so i do a wee....look at how awful i look in the mirror of the bathroom and wonder how on earth im going to get rid of the bags under my eyes.

then i go downstairs where i normally just eat whatever is in the cupboard for breakfast.....can be anything from a bowl of cornflakes to a bag of crisps.

then depending on how much time i have before i have to go to work or go out or whatever i might play with my viberator for a little while and then jump in the shower. my mornings normally last till lunch time.

while in the shower i normally think about the meaning of life or what the best shape to shave my pubic hair would be....can be anything really.

[Django]

Wow! This thread is getting pretty racy!

[sisboombah]

Wow! This thread is getting pretty racy!


yes it is. im sorry if i offended anyone.


the truth shall set you free. :D

[Gracie]

Wow! This thread is getting pretty racy!

Is that why you're posting here? Did it catch your eye?



;D

[Django]

yes it is. im sorry if i offended anyone.


the truth shall set you free. :D
No offense taken! :D

[Django]

Is that why you're posting here? Did it catch your eye?



;D
One of the reasons, sure! :D

[blibblobblib]

there is the odd occasion when i might not be working so ill be laying there thinking of all the fun things that me and chris (blibblobblib) can be doing.

i might play with my viberator for a little while


Please tell me these things never combine. :eek: ;)

And that explains why you always turn up at my house with a huge smile on your face.

[sisboombah]

Please tell me these things never combine. :eek: ;)

And that explains why you always turn up at my house with a huge smile on your face.

yes sometimes they do. but last time they did something disturbing happened. just imagine yourself with breasts and long flowing hair. it wasnt pretty and put me off for a whole week!

i have a big smile on my face because the moment you open the door is the moment i feel alive. everything else in my life is so trivial and then when im with you it feels right. like the earth is moving again. :love:

wow...i move myself sometimes :bawling:

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nebbit]

yes sometimes they do. but last time they did something disturbing happened. just imagine yourself with breasts and long flowing hair. it wasnt pretty and put me off for a whole week!

i have a big smile on my face because the moment you open the door is the moment i feel alive. everything else in my life is so trivial and then when im with you it feels right. like the earth is moving again. :love:

wow...i move myself sometimes :bawling:

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will you two get a room. :D

[blibblobblib]

Will you two get a room. :D

I would normally fear for my life being trapped in a room with a person thats says the things that Sis is speaking to me....but as i know its her, there is no fear...only love......and a slight awkwardness ;)

Thanks Sis :kiss: