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Junior
07-27-03, 06:47 AM
The Person Below me is a sleaze ball :down: :randy::yup::rotfl::drevil::eek::dizzy:licklips:

Golgot
07-27-03, 07:16 AM
I am not! I'm a ball of sleaze. It's completely different. And your face keeps changing colour - are you well?

The person below me has an itch they can't quite reach

nebbit
07-27-03, 08:44 AM
I am not! I'm a ball of sleaze. It's completely different. And your face keeps changing colour - are you well?

The person below me has an itch they can't quite reach

Oh AH OH AHHHHHHHHHHHH got it scratch scratch arrrrrrrrrrr :laugh:

The person below me is beautiful :randy:

Junior
07-29-03, 09:31 PM
Oh AH OH AHHHHHHHHHHHH got it scratch scratch arrrrrrrrrrr :laugh:

The person below me is beautiful :randy:

Thanks... I know I am...

The person below me is a champ... :randy::modest::scream::rolleyes:

Naisy
07-29-03, 10:50 PM
Thanks... I know I am...

The person below me is a champ... :randy::modest::scream::rolleyes:

been called alot worse

The Person Below me is small

nebbit
07-30-03, 02:25 AM
been called alot worse

The Person Below me is small

Hey thats weird I am small :D

The Person below me can dance like Fred Astare :love:

MyRobotSuit
07-30-03, 02:35 AM
I think I can....wait.....

*minion dances like Fred Astare*

wow! I can!

The person below me can blow milk through their nose

nebbit
07-30-03, 03:14 AM
I think I can....wait.....

*minion dances like Fred Astare*

wow! I can!

The person below me can blow milk through their nose

Only when i am drunk ;)

The Person below me tie there own shoe laces :D

Golgot
07-30-03, 12:18 PM
Only when i am drunk ;)

The Person below me tie there own shoe laces :D

that's true, but my butler plucks my nasal hairs.

the person below me has licked vegetables when they thought no one was watching

Piddzilla
07-30-03, 04:57 PM
I've done it in public too.

The person below me wears eau de toilette.

nebbit
07-30-03, 06:55 PM
It is better than smelling like ummmmmmmmmmm :rolleyes:

The person below me likes Barbie dolls ;)

MyRobotSuit
07-30-03, 06:58 PM
I like to feed Barbie Dolls to my imaginary pet Eskimo, Ronald.

The person below me has missing teeth.

Gracie
07-30-03, 06:58 PM
It is better than smelling like ummmmmmmmmmm :rolleyes:

The person below me likes Barbie dolls ;)

I like them, if you consider tearing them limb from limb 'liking' them. ;D

The person below me has more than one two pets and will list their names and species.

birdygyrl
07-31-03, 08:54 AM
A dog named Toby and three birds, Waddles, Chuckles and Fred.

The person below me sings opera in their underwear. :eek:

Naisy
08-01-03, 12:09 AM
I have been known to do some wacko performing when left in the home alone in my underwear and although opera isn’t my all time favourite routine it has been performed, before. Unfortunately as of yet no pictures to post of my dirty dancing in my underwear.

The person below me is NOT a vegetarian and could never see themselves as being one

Monkeypunch
08-01-03, 12:14 AM
The person below me is NOT a vegetarian and could never see themselves as being one

Animals exist to be eaten by humans, so why deny them their reason for existing? :D

The person below me has had an embarassing nick-name at one time in their life..

Naisy
08-01-03, 12:19 AM
Yep I did………...........


like im going to tell you guys ;))




The person below me has had an embarrassing nickname in their life and is willing to share it

MyRobotSuit
08-01-03, 12:21 AM
Yes, in fact I was called weirdo in school. :(

The person below me has a problem.

Monkeypunch
08-01-03, 12:26 AM
Yes, in fact I was called weirdo in school. :(

The person below me has a problem.

I was called much worse, but I'm not gonna share...sorry.

And I have a lot of problems currently, but I can hopefully work them out.

The person below me is frustrated with their job...

Golgot
08-04-03, 01:51 PM
Yes indeed. Teaching lovely internationals how to lash our tongue into lifelessness (well, occasionally they get it and imbue it with life, but normally they make fricaseed fudge out of it)

It's a great job in many ways - but not always challenging in a new and developing way. Been doin it for about 6/7 years now, in various forms, and it's time for a change. Unfortunately, it's always time for change (jangling in your pocket that is). Now if only my troublesome Georgian student called George would stop winding people up while i'm giving up smoking everything will be fine.

The person below me, like me, wishes Mofo would go down more often so they could actually get some work done on their dream-projects.

MyRobotSuit
08-04-03, 02:45 PM
Wow, good 'below me' comment!

Yeah I wish mofo would die a little more frequently so I'd have an excuse to get on with life.

The person below me is rich in the financial sense.

{bbusername}
08-04-03, 03:15 PM
I don't know if I meet the conditions purely for posting this, but there are many who feel that I make way too much money for what I do.

The person below me is confused.

MyRobotSuit
08-04-03, 04:52 PM
hi "{ bbusername }", welcome to the club.

hmm, yeah I'm confused, most of the time in fact.

The person below me is dead.

Golgot
08-04-03, 04:57 PM
Golgot neither live nor die. He is voodoo avatar that be fly in the face of those that erase rather than trace or efface. He also talk a lot of **** (not me, honest ;)

the person below me has a creaky knee

MyRobotSuit
08-04-03, 05:17 PM
I do! In fact when i bend down both of my knees creak! Does this just mean I need more exercise?

The person below me can tell me the answer.

Golgot
08-04-03, 05:27 PM
You need Golgot's all-purpose stretching rack. Move your knees to a more convenient place on your body in a matter of weeks [depending on setting used: cautionary note: don't use the Call-me-mr-supple setting unless you can touch the back of your head with your face]

Otherwise i recommend massaging your left shoulder with your right ear seven times a day while gargling water with your non-standing foot. This can better be inderstood in the following diagram...


Right Armpit
Left Foot /
\- coxic /
\ : /
\ : /
\ ;------------evenly-spread nasal hairs
finger---:\
\
/
/
Upper septum


The person below me has a crick in their neck

birdygyrl
08-04-03, 08:26 PM
Yes, absolutely..............especially after following your diagram on the massage exercise. I can now touch my left shoulder with my right ear.....or is it the other way around...........?? Gargling the water with my non-standing foot took a little more practice tho. :D

The person below me can imitate a duck call.

nebbit
08-05-03, 07:32 AM
I can, Quack, Quack, Quack, I can also swim like one, but I can not and never waddle like one. :eek:


The Person below me loves vegetarian food. :D

Golgot
08-05-03, 10:21 AM
oh you are soooo right. Mmm arabic, indian, chinese, everyone's got those fresh flavours just right (or the spices to delight when all is not right ;)) I'm a "fishatarian", but fresh fruit and veg! - almost takes of the edge of my silly smoking body-pledge.


The person below me wishes they could give up smoking too!

nebbit
08-05-03, 10:12 PM
oh you are soooo right. Mmm arabic, indian, chinese, everyone's got those fresh flavours just right (or the spices to delight when all is not right ;)) I'm a "fishatarian", but fresh fruit and veg! - almost takes of the edge of my silly smoking body-pledge.


The person below me wishes they could give up smoking too!

No I don't, I am one of the lucky one's, I never took it up. :D

The person below me is tall dark and nerdy :rolleyes:

Caitlyn
08-07-03, 02:16 AM
No I don't, I am one of the lucky one's, I never took it up. :D

The person below me is tall dark and nerdy :rolleyes:


No one seem to want to admit to being “tall, dark, and nerdy” … now had you posted "tall, dark, and handsome" I have a feeling this would be moving right along... ;D ... so... in the interest of moving the thread along... will short, redheaded, and feisty do… :D


Okay… let’s see… the person below me graduated from high school several years ago…

nebbit
08-07-03, 10:55 PM
No one seem to want to admit to being “tall, dark, and nerdy” … now had you posted "tall, dark, and handsome" I have a feeling this would be moving right along... ;D ... so... in the interest of moving the thread along... will short, redheaded, and feisty do… :D


Okay… let’s see… the person below me graduated from high school several years ago…

Long Long ago :yup:

The person below me is a romantic. :cool:

Golgot
08-08-03, 11:11 AM
I'm romantically inclined towards my neighbours renault clio :yup: Maybe i've been hanging round the local dogs too much? - i'm picking up their romantic preferences (sniff, sniff...and away!).

tpbm....

receives strange messages from their cat

Naisy
08-14-03, 12:22 AM
tpbm....

receives strange messages from their cat

Im not going there.....and neither is silver

tpbm doesnt eat chocolate

Golgot
08-18-03, 02:32 PM
tpbm doesnt eat chocolate

Oh, no, certainly not, i'm very abstentious me. Chocolate's that blue liquid stuff which grows under tree-armpits right? Never touch the stuff.

tpbm has the baggiest sleeves you've ever seen
(but has never concealed a pekinese assassin-dog up them. For shame, that's what they were designed for)

nebbit
08-19-03, 08:58 AM
tpbm has the baggiest sleeves you've ever seen
(but has never concealed a pekinese assassin-dog up them. For shame, that's what they were designed for)

I like my baggies. :eek:

The person below me: Drinks oh sorry swims like a fish. ;D

Samhain
08-21-03, 08:43 AM
*hic* wha?

http://jove.prohosting.com/~hamfam/beerjim.jpg

The person below me uses far too many smilies :eek:

birdygyrl
08-21-03, 09:29 AM
I :) have :nope: :idea: what you are :babbling: about. ;D

The person below me is hopelessly addicted to m&m's.

Samhain
08-21-03, 05:17 PM
*mouthful of M & M's*

It calms me down!!!! *cough*

The person below me has a high reputation! ;)

nebbit
08-21-03, 11:02 PM
The person below me has a high reputation! ;)

Thats me :D

The person below me is a girl or girlie :D

Revenant
08-21-03, 11:13 PM
Thats me :D

The person below me is a girl or girlie :D

I'm female but hardly girlie. 'Barbie?' Only on a bonfire. Burn, baby burn!

The person below is a closet trekkie who speaks Klingon.

Spoon
08-21-03, 11:17 PM
Never even seen Star Trek. Sorry. :o

The person below me is stalking Orlando Bloom.

birdygyrl
08-22-03, 07:45 PM
You know it ............ :love: :kiss:

The person below me likes to watch old black and white movies.

nebbit
08-22-03, 09:40 PM
You know it ............ :love: :kiss:

The person below me likes to watch old black and white movies.

Oh no you have found me out :D

The person below me loves horror movies.

Naisy
09-01-03, 10:18 AM
YOU HAD BETTER BELIEVE IT, nowadays they are becoming sadly predictably

The person below me loves me

MyRobotSuit
09-01-03, 10:20 AM
I love you naisy, you little devil you!

m'pal!

The person below me has only one eyebrow today.

Piddzilla
09-01-03, 02:45 PM
*looking in mirror* :eek: Blast! You're right! Where in heaven's name have I lost it?? :confused:

The person below me woke up with to left feet.

birdygyrl
09-01-03, 06:46 PM
Its true.....I do have two left feet......just like the guy in "Best in Show."

The person below me is a "morning" person.

Caitlyn
09-01-03, 07:06 PM
That would be me I think... I go to bed in the morning and get back up in the morning... :p



The person below me sleeps in the nude... ;)

MyRobotSuit
09-01-03, 07:39 PM
I have to, it's the only way...

The person below me is a member of the monkey club.

Piddzilla
09-01-03, 07:55 PM
YOU BET!!!

The person below me monkeys around a lot.

MyRobotSuit
09-01-03, 08:11 PM
I try to when I find the time.....

The person below me likes to pull a mick jagger face now and again.

Caitlyn
09-04-03, 05:01 PM
*Sigh*…. I tried and I tried and I just couldn’t pull a MJ face… give me about 70 years and I’ll try it again… :p ;)



The person below me is totally confused (as am I) why Minion's pigeon is flying around in here… ;D

Mary Loquacious
09-04-03, 05:17 PM
I am confused, and a wee bit frightened. Someone get some rice in here, please!

Not that I'm mostly the type of person who would deliberately feed rice to a bird... mostly...

The person below me either knows the heartbreak of psoriasis.

Spoon
09-04-03, 09:01 PM
So THAT'S why people keep calling me "Fish-Guy" :o


The person below me is the "Chosen One"

nebbit
09-04-03, 11:33 PM
The person below me is the "Chosen One"

That's me "Chosen One" Just remind, chosen for what :laugh:

The Person below me has a really cute nose :D

birdygyrl
09-05-03, 08:14 PM
........or so I have been told ;D When I get my digital camera back, I promise to take a pic and post. Then you can see for yourselves.

The person below me aspires to be a great actor.

nebbit
09-05-03, 08:29 PM
The person below me aspires to be a great actor.

I am already a great actor just ask my Husband :laugh:

Nikki
09-06-03, 06:16 AM
:eek: .........HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.........I'm probally thinking of the wrong thing here...........HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

The person below me likes sushi..............

Piddzilla
09-06-03, 06:57 AM
The person above me has something in her hair.

Piddzilla
09-06-03, 07:56 AM
Doh! Wrong thread!!!

The person below me tastes like sushi.

Spoon
09-06-03, 01:08 PM
It's the psoriasis :o

The person below me knows how to milk a cow (milk... urgle!)

nebbit
09-07-03, 01:24 AM
Cows and milk that's me a country girl :laugh:

The person below me likes to wear makeup :D

Nikki
09-07-03, 03:08 AM
:yup:

The person below me wears only jewelry to bed.........

nebbit
09-07-03, 04:02 AM
The person below me wears only jewelry to bed.........

And it looks beautiful :nope:

The person below me loves, red painted toe nails. :D

Revenant
09-07-03, 08:32 AM
The person below me loves, red painted toe nails. :D

Not me, but my Avatar has red nails.



The person below me is a closet nudist.

nebbit
09-07-03, 08:38 AM
The person below me is a closet nudist.

Yes Yes Yes............................only in the closet :eek:

The person below me loves to burp after meals... :o

Spoon
09-07-03, 01:39 PM
The person below me loves to burp after meals...

Hell, I burp DURING meals :D

The person below me enjoys the taste of battery acid

Nikki
09-08-03, 07:22 AM
Hell, I burp DURING meals :D


:rolleyes:

battery acid.........hmmmmmm.....trying to give it up

The person below me likes to go skinny dipping......... :D

Naisy
09-11-03, 11:33 PM
depends on three things
The weather
Who with
how insane im feeling

but hey anytime Nik ;)

The person below me doesnt eat breakfast

nebbit
09-12-03, 12:16 AM
The person below me doesnt eat breakfast

Yes I do :yup:

The person below me eats spinach :eek:

Nikki
09-12-03, 06:36 AM
yummmmmmmmmmy

The person below me loves salted nuts..........

nebbit
09-12-03, 06:59 AM
The person below me loves salted nuts..........

For sure :licklips:

The person below me loves cashews :D

Naisy
09-15-03, 11:29 AM
For sure :licklips:

The person below me loves cashews :D

I do, love 'em and the person below me is smiling because they are so loverly