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Yoda
03-27-17, 12:42 PM
Starts Sunday! !!!!!

I had a dream that we were already watching the first day of games, and Bryce Harper had three home runs, and the stattracker literally just said "big three" for him.

So yeah. Having weird baseball dreams = it's almost time for baseball.

Powdered Water
03-28-17, 04:53 AM
Anybody who dreams about Baseball is a square.

Powdered Water
03-28-17, 05:12 AM
Also: NEW RULE.

Me and Chris get 5 bucks for the first trade of the season! Yeah...

Yoda
03-28-17, 09:40 AM
Anybody who dreams about Baseball is a square.
Yeah, but take that square and tilt it, and it looks like this:

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TONGO
03-28-17, 10:09 AM
Im ready for some Baseball! Trying to find something other to watch on the tube for 3 hrs straight is downright impossible.

mikeython1
03-31-17, 10:49 AM
Is it Sunday yet?

Yoda
03-31-17, 10:57 AM
Almost!

Because my Thursday softball game got rained out, Sunday is the start of baseball and softball.

Get. Hyped.

Banknotes Harper
04-02-17, 01:20 PM
Follow-up: Chris and I had softball rained out on Thursday *and* Sunday.

But BASEBALL! In less than an hour!

Nostromo87
04-02-17, 03:12 PM
Tongo's Rays love soars to new heights after this Opening Day,

I'm pretty sure he can't read this anyways ha

Yoda
04-03-17, 11:37 AM
Baseball!

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Sedai
04-03-17, 11:45 AM
Rough first day for the Angels! :eek:

TONGO
04-03-17, 12:21 PM
Rough first day for the Angels! :eek:

Rankings wont matter till were a few weeks in. I was happy to see Longo & Contreras hitting a couple bombs, and my pitchers did well....until the Closer for St Louis got rocked and wrecked my era & whip for the day. Dern it.

Sedai
04-03-17, 01:06 PM
But, Tongo, my season is over! ;)

Yoda
04-03-17, 04:51 PM
Welp, Jon Gray was absolutely cruising before giving up four in the 5th. Still, pretty encouraged. He was a big breakout candidate this year and the way he was missing bats the first few innings makes me feel fairly confident he'll be a steal.

Banknotes Harper
04-04-17, 11:07 AM
Welp, Jon Gray was absolutely cruising before giving up four in the 5th. Still, pretty encouraged. He was a big breakout candidate this year and the way he was missing bats the first few innings makes me feel fairly confident he'll be a steal.

With you on Gray. I put in a waiver claim for him in my other league and was worried that somebody would claim him based on how good he started the game yesterday. His five run fifth was a strategic meltdown to ensure that I get him in the end.

Banknotes Harper
04-04-17, 11:08 AM
I love the first couple of days when everything swings so much; I gained 27.5 points! By the end of August, I'll be happy to pick up 0.5 pts in a day.

Powdered Water
04-04-17, 12:12 PM
What is this weird scheduling they do at the start of the season now? So everyone gets a game and then a day off right after? Are they sleepy after that long 3 hours of sitting and standing around during the game? It's stupid and I don't like it.

Yoda
04-04-17, 12:14 PM
I don't, either. But I guess the old way was to just start Monday, so it's actually more like we get some of the normal Monday games early on Sunday, instead? I guess?

Powdered Water
04-04-17, 12:17 PM
And this year its stunted. There was 3 on Sunday and now the teams that played yesterday are getting a day off today as well. Bizarre.

Sedai
04-04-17, 02:42 PM
I feel the same about the weird schedule. What gives?

Yoda
04-05-17, 12:08 PM
https://twitter.com/jacobgill13/status/849446798984982530

Sedai
04-05-17, 12:14 PM
https://twitter.com/jacobgill13/status/849446798984982530

I cannot stop laughing at this....

I almost feel bad....

(Checks roster)

Almost... ;)

Yoda
04-05-17, 04:41 PM
https://twitter.com/NameGrades/status/849700142043324421

TONGO
04-05-17, 06:54 PM
https://twitter.com/jacobgill13/status/849446798984982530

good damn :eek:

Yoda
04-05-17, 08:27 PM
What homerism looks like: my brain telling me to sit Taillon in Boston, but then imagining listening to (or watching) the game and thinking about how bad I'd feel if he looks great.

rauldc14
04-06-17, 09:43 AM
I know it's been three days, but wow.

TONGO
04-06-17, 10:44 AM
What homerism looks like: my brain telling me to sit Taillon in Boston, but then imagining listening to (or watching) the game and thinking about how bad I'd feel if he looks great.


Always play your Pirates, always. The pain is great when they earn large on your bench. This is a numbers game, but dang, games are meant to be fun. ;)

Yoda
04-06-17, 10:44 AM
What homerism looks like: my brain telling me to sit Taillon in Boston, but then imagining listening to (or watching) the game and thinking about how bad I'd feel if he looks great.
Seven shutout innings against the best lineup in baseball. Take that, stupid brain!

mikeython1
04-06-17, 12:43 PM
I don't know if anyone else uses the Playerline app on their mobile device for fantasy news updates but I have tried so many and this seems to be the best one. They have recently came out with an extension for Google Chrome that I really like. Just thought I would share. :)

Yoda
04-06-17, 02:31 PM
https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/849445482984288266

Powdered Water
04-06-17, 02:38 PM
I don't know if anyone else uses the Playerline app on their mobile device for fantasy news updates but I have tried so many and this seems to be the best one. They have recently came out with an extension for Google Chrome that I really like. Just thought I would share. :)

It took me a bit to figure out the Yahoo app but now that I have I find it works really well too. I even used it to draft a couple teams last year.

Yoda
04-06-17, 02:42 PM
It's definitely gotten much better the last couple of years, too.

Sedai
04-06-17, 05:45 PM
That feeling when the guy you just traded for goes yard on his first day on your team....

:D

TONGO
04-07-17, 02:26 AM
That feeling when the guy you just traded for goes yard on his first day on your team....

:D

That feeling when Alex Cobb has a 1.59 ERA, a 0.88 Whip, 4 Ks, and is pulled in 5.2 innings screwing him out of the Quality Start.

:mad::sick::rolleyes::down::confused::scream::furiousdevil::facepalm:

Yoda
04-07-17, 11:31 AM
That thing where, because it's the beginning of the season, you have to bench good players because you're still seeing what shakes out.

Tempting to try to shop some of the hitters around, but if as many work out as I suspect will, whatever's lost on the bench should be made up for later.

Powdered Water
04-07-17, 11:32 AM
I got a bunch of good players on my bench too. They all got hurt like, 3 minutes before the season started.

Yoda
04-07-17, 03:30 PM
Home early, ballgame on the radio. Bases full of Bucs, Gregory Polanco up. So hypppped.

Don't let me down, Greg Planko!

Yoda
04-07-17, 03:35 PM
Full count, too! Based loaded! Two outs! Ahhhhhh

Yoda
04-07-17, 03:36 PM
Fly out. Sadface.

rauldc14
04-07-17, 08:54 PM
Picking up random pictures isn't working. Looking at you, Zach Wheeler.

Yoda
04-09-17, 04:52 PM
This, I gotta see:

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Technically, I guess hitting a guy with a pitch is already a "throwing error."

rauldc14
04-10-17, 07:42 PM
Miggy on the trade block.

Nostromo87
04-12-17, 12:31 AM
Tongo traded his 1st round pick already? Yikes

rauldc14
04-12-17, 11:55 AM
I believe this is like the fifth year in a row Yoda has had two 1st round picks :laugh:

That's how you win, fellas.

Yoda
04-12-17, 12:10 PM
If the idea is just to accumulate first round picks, it's not hard: you just have to give up a ton of depth. Which means you have to have a ton of depth. Which means you have to nab a lot of valuable guys in the middle and late rounds of the draft.

rauldc14
04-12-17, 12:11 PM
Yes but I'm saying it's an obvious working strategy.

rauldc14
04-12-17, 12:17 PM
I'm off to an insanely poor start. Just a combination of bad hitting, and tough luck with 3 really good closers having no saves at all.

Powdered Water
04-12-17, 12:20 PM
I'm not gonna veto the deal, but from my side it sure looks a little one sided. And yeah, Rob. Why help Chris? Has he ever finished out of the top 3 in this thing? Just sayin...

Yoda
04-12-17, 12:21 PM
I'm off to an insanely poor start. Just a combination of bad hitting, and tough luck with 3 really good closers having no saves at all.
Yeah, that closer thing is definitely weird.

Bad starts are particularly annoying because they make you want to take action, but since it means players are underperforming, it makes them a little harder to trade at a fair value, so they usually just have to be waited out.

rauldc14
04-12-17, 12:25 PM
I'm not gonna veto the deal, but from my side it sure looks a little one sided. And yeah, Rob. Why help Chris? Has he ever finished out of the top 3 in this thing? Just sayin...

7 of 8 years first or second place. Yeah the guy knows what he's doing....

Yoda
04-12-17, 12:27 PM
I'm not gonna veto the deal, but from my side it sure looks a little one sided. And yeah, Rob. Why help Chris? Has he ever finished out of the top 3 in this thing? Just sayin...
Well, Felix for Keuchel is close to a wash at this point. Oh's struggling early and Holland looks terrific (and has the track record to suggest it's real). Which leaves Stanton and Gonzalez for Rizzo, who's also off to a slow start.

I think Rizzo will be fine, and Oh probably will be (less track record, though), but that's a lot of depth going out the door, and a lot of risk on the other end. I like taking those kinds of risks, but they don't always work out.

rauldc14
04-12-17, 12:39 PM
My thought on the trade overall:

http://m.quickmeme.com/img/7c/7c39afb5b725c5cca811df25136fe9a589c6d8b8d66fa92408b11e5a950c3b77.jpg

Yoda
04-12-17, 12:41 PM
If only all the players were what we thought they were.

Sedai
04-12-17, 03:30 PM
Lem and I discussed how we thought Yoda was giving up too much, so I think that means the trade is probably just fine.

rauldc14
04-12-17, 06:52 PM
Damn you Cabrera

TONGO
04-12-17, 07:06 PM
I'm not gonna veto the deal, but from my side it sure looks a little one sided. And yeah, Rob. Why help Chris? Has he ever finished out of the top 3 in this thing? Just sayin...

Lem and I discussed how we thought Yoda was giving up too much, so I think that means the trade is probably just fine.

Sorry PW, but Im of Seds & Lems mindset. When I saw the offer I couldnt believe how much talent I was getting. My HR totals will even be stronger with Stanton & Agon. As for Felix, who gives a crap. Yall know how I play, and I refuse to start or keep a player that just doesnt get it done. I trhink Ill sit Felix as Joe Ross will be returning soon, and Ive 7 SPs at this point. I only need 6.

I told Yoda in PM, but this trade is a little Freaky Friday as he was the one coming in heavy with the offer, a Tongo trait if there ever was one.

Btw everyone, I already mailed the $200 to Sean. Breath easy as the prize money is being held by a sounder mind than mine.

.......and how about that Alex Cobb! Thats my boy. :)

Nostromo87
04-12-17, 10:13 PM
Stanton getting all his homers out of the way tonight before the trade :damon:

rauldc14
04-12-17, 10:17 PM
Finally some saves.

Still sitting pretty in last!

Yoda
04-13-17, 10:48 AM
Stanton getting all his homers out of the way tonight before the trade :damon:
Yeah, bittersweet. Never know how to feel about that sort of thing.

That second Stanton homer was the kind only he hits, too: that ridiculous liner that leaves the yard in about a second and a half.

rauldc14
04-13-17, 10:55 AM
Well, I'll never get Stanton now. :(

TONGO
04-13-17, 11:38 PM
Regarding which pitcher I will bench with Joe Ross returning, it most likely will be Jeff Samardzija. Hes struggled even more than Felix so far. His K count is good though.

Nelson Cruz, will you puh-leeze wake the (F word) up.

TONGO
04-15-17, 07:45 AM
....and so thru a trade, Ive an intriguing duo in my Outfield - Marcell Ozuna & Giancarlo Stanton,

Im curious who will end up finishing ahead of who, as Ozuna had the hottest start for this season so far, in all the majors.

Nostromo87
04-18-17, 12:00 AM
Cover your eyes Tongo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmBj5D4Ruvc

Yoda
04-18-17, 01:15 AM
Trash talking in mid-April. That's a new one.

Powdered Water
04-18-17, 01:04 PM
Could you all stop sending me trades? Like, every guy l've gotten an offer for has gotten hurt within a few days of the offer. I wish I was kidding. Sheesh.

Sedai
04-18-17, 04:21 PM
Someone got busted for juicing....

seanc
04-18-17, 04:22 PM
Someone got busted for juicing....

Was it Tongo

seanc
04-18-17, 04:23 PM
Oh boy, Yoda isn't going to like me making light of that situation.

Yoda
04-18-17, 04:43 PM
I didn't even know until Adam texted me. Absolutely brutal, both for Adam and for the Pirates, and obviously both of us as fans.

What a mess.

TONGO
04-18-17, 05:40 PM
Ouch! Dee Gordon last year and now Marte this one. For a second there I thought it was Cutch.

80 games? Thats a first offense suspension? Ouch.

seanc
04-18-17, 06:05 PM
I know when Tongo mentioned what he wanted to do for the league this year a lot of us had the same reaction. :eek: :confusedwhite: So when he said he was sending it to me I went back and forth with him a couple times. Ultimately I think Tongo is just being super generous and far be it from me to rob someone of that. So as per Tongo"s generous wishes here is what we are playing for this season. Good luck everyone!!!

http://i.imgur.com/7BxJ01n.jpg

TONGO
04-18-17, 06:08 PM
That trophy will be mine, mine!

Nostromo87
04-19-17, 12:07 AM
Trash talking in mid-April. That's a new one.

Fitting time for the production logo, the first thing the audience sees!

Banknotes Harper
04-19-17, 12:22 AM
Deeply saddened over Marte's suspension :(

Banknotes Harper
04-19-17, 12:23 AM
Separately, I'm willing to deal baseball's best hitter, Eric Thames, if anybody is interested; could also deal an SP. Looking for upgrades at 2B, 3B, or SP, but it's also early enough that I'd do whatever if I thought it was good for me.

Nostromo87
04-19-17, 12:39 AM
That's the MoFo I know
God, do you have to undermine everything I do?
You are such a player hater!

http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/52/68/61/52686112381170cd71062a4ca76df8b7.jpg

WHAM, Trevor Story dong!

TONGO
04-19-17, 08:41 AM
I know when Tongo mentioned what he wanted to do for the league this year a lot of us had the same reaction. :eek: :confusedwhite: So when he said he was sending it to me I went back and forth with him a couple times. Ultimately I think Tongo is just being super generous and far be it from me to rob someone of that. So as per Tongo"s generous wishes here is what we are playing for this season. Good luck everyone!!!

http://i.imgur.com/7BxJ01n.jpg

Just to explain myself and why I wanted to make a $200 sweetener. It wasnt to "glorify" myself or try to buy praise. I actually couldnt figure out why I was doing it when I was, but now it just came to me. Because of a tough time currently, I really wanted this fantasy baseball season be something special. Hopefully one that would be talked about later. Its always better when theres alot of buzz going on a game or event. Such things are priceless really, so I think it was worth it. :)

If I could win it back, then that would be really boss. :yup: If I dont though I hope Mark wins it. He's beyond "due".

Sedai
04-20-17, 10:09 AM
Anyone ever run into "Yahoo is in Read-Only mode" while trying to add players? I was trying to add Rosenthal after the reset but was getting that error.

Yoda
04-20-17, 10:17 AM
No, but I'm guessing that was related to the reset; it probably goes into read-only mode while it's happening.

What time was this?

Sedai
04-20-17, 10:25 AM
4:30am EST

Yoda
04-20-17, 10:31 AM
I was up 20 minutes later, and all the players were still listed as on Waivers then, and still were around 5:15.

Sedai
04-20-17, 10:44 AM
I went back to bed!

Sedai
04-20-17, 10:52 AM
Actually, looking at FB messages with Lem, it was more like 3:50 am.

Yoda
04-20-17, 10:54 AM
Ah. Well, I dunno when the reset was, but it was definitely some time after 5:15.

seanc
04-20-17, 11:05 AM
Doing waiver claims at 430? Good God, I'm never going to win this league.

Yoda
04-20-17, 11:07 AM
:laugh: It's not as extreme as it sounds, at least not in my case. Most nights I wake up between 3-5 briefly and just use the bathroom or let the dog out. I just happened to remember to check the waiver wire this time.

I think I've literally only set an alarm to get up early for this once before, and that was for one of the MoFo Bowls (III, I believe).

Banknotes Harper
04-20-17, 11:11 AM
"Early bird catch the worm dawg"
-Omar Little

Aside: I haven't gotten out of bed prior to 7:30 am in a very long time

Sedai
04-20-17, 11:23 AM
Yea, I tend to get up once a night to use the bathroom. Lem works overnight, so we have pretty much 24-hour monitoring of the team going on at this point.

Powdered Water
04-21-17, 12:46 AM
I have definetely checked the waiver wire many times before 6 am. I get up early sometimes and just start reading....

TONGO
04-21-17, 11:24 AM
11th place, 56 points total, but...

...I feel real good about my team. :)

Also made my waiver moves too, cya Felix, feel Ill get major points from my 3 trades, and am going back into "wait and see" mode. (A mode Ive been working on to keep in longer stretches. :yup:)

Banknotes Harper
04-21-17, 12:55 PM
You cut Felix?! You traded for him 8 days ago. Why on earth couldn't you go into "wait and see" mode with him? That trade looks really bad now if you just imagine that you didn't get Felix in it.

In 2 starts for your team he accrued: 13.2 IP, 3.29 ERA, 1.39 WHIP, 8 K, 1 QS

That's certainly not old King Felix, but it's fine. It's good. It's rosterable. It's more valuable than the 7th inning guy on a bad team.

seanc
04-21-17, 01:00 PM
11 teams put in a Felix claim

TONGO
04-21-17, 02:52 PM
You cut Felix?! You traded for him 8 days ago. Why on earth couldn't you go into "wait and see" mode with him? That trade looks really bad now if you just imagine that you didn't get Felix in it.

In 2 starts for your team he accrued: 13.2 IP, 3.29 ERA, 1.39 WHIP, 8 K, 1 QS

That's certainly not old King Felix, but it's fine. It's good. It's rosterable. It's more valuable than the 7th inning guy on a bad team.

11 teams put in a Felix claim

hmph!

2 starts was enough for me, and possible stronger replacement SPs arent avialable forever on waivers. If Felix works out for whoever of the 11 gets him, then good for them. Its early to get riled up about where we are on the leaderboard, but it cant be ignored altogether either. Basically I need points now so I dont get left too far behind. Tongo knows. Tongo wise.

Yoda
04-22-17, 09:23 PM
Gotta love it when your two starters combine for nine scoreless innings to start their games, and neither records a QS. Second time that's happened (with two on the same night) already this year, 'cept last time it was 10. :laugh:

rauldc14
04-23-17, 06:39 PM
Thanks for Felix, Tongo!

Banknotes Harper
04-25-17, 02:14 PM
I'm looking to do a pitching for hitting trade if anybody is interested. Specifically, I'd like to acquire a HR hitter. Position is flexible, but 2B or 3B would be preferable. I have a lot of starters that I can deal.

Banknotes Harper
04-25-17, 03:19 PM
I'm looking to do a pitching for hitting trade if anybody is interested. Specifically, I'd like to acquire a HR hitter. Position is flexible, but 2B or 3B would be preferable. I have a lot of starters that I can deal.

It also just occurred to me that we have a dedicated trade block thread. I'll post future trade things there. Sorry, everyone. :(

TONGO
04-26-17, 12:28 PM
Best. Update. Ever. :laugh:

Wed, Apr 26

Eric Thames delivered his 11th homer Tuesday off the Reds' Robert Stephenson.

Advice: Eight of those homers have come versus Cincinnati pitching. Thames also worked his 14th walk in 20 games tonight before telling reporters after the game that he's got "plenty of urine and blood" to go around for MLB's drug testers. He has been tested three times since spring training, including a blood and urine test Tuesday. The guy is for real.
(Rotoworld.com)

Banknotes Harper
04-26-17, 01:14 PM
Man, I really want him to slow down so I don't look like a fool for trading him, but I also really want him to keep it up because he's so cool.

Yoda
04-27-17, 11:49 AM
Two more pitchers hurt yesterday.

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh288/krispos42/Animated/oh-noes-everybody-panic.gif

TONGO
04-27-17, 06:30 PM
I see Weapon X at the top and it makes me smile.

Savor the flavor ;)

Yoda
04-28-17, 02:30 PM
Aw, man. This bit from Gift Ngoepe (http://deadspin.com/a-conversation-with-gift-ngoepe-your-new-favorite-base-1794721065), first African-born player in the Major Leagues:

Basically in the dugout they told me that I was going into the game and I was like, okay Gift, the time as come. I went out to the [field] and [Francisco] Cervelli was like, “Come here.” And I’m like, “Okay.” I’m like, “I just got on the field.” And he just put his hand on my chest and listened to my heartbeat and I felt my heartbeat beating against his hand. And I’m like, oh this is not good. I’ve had this feeling before and it’s not good when I do this. I’ve got to calm down. And Cervelli told Jay Hay, “Hey you gotta listen to this. This is what we live for.” And then Jay Hay felt my heartbeat too and was like, “Hey, we’ve all been there. Just relax and do your thing.” And that kind of calmed me down.
Baseball, you guys. Baseball.

Camo
04-28-17, 09:08 PM
Hey, i know this is the hardcore betting corner of Baseball on MoFo so be gentle with me a normal dude who is really into pitching :cool:

Well, i've started watching baseball alot, alot for me isn't the same as alot for you guys as i'm from the UK and we don't ever get baseball on TV. So 4 Innings a week is pretty hardcore.

Anyway, i watched the first 2 innings of a Nationals game and they ended up 7-0 up. I mentioned to Yoda (Chris) that i don't really know the game outside of the stars: my comment was about Trout vs Harper. Whatever, is 7-0 in 2 innings normal?

For the record i definitely support the Dodgers for multiple reasons.

seanc
04-28-17, 09:10 PM
Hey, i know this is the hardcore betting corner of Baseball on MoFo so be gentle with me a normal dude who is really into pitching :cool:

Well, i've started watching baseball alot, alot for me isn't the same as alot for you guys as i'm from the UK and we don't ever get baseball on TV. So 4 Innings a week is pretty hardcore.

Anyway, i watched the first 2 innings of a Nationals game and they ended up 7-0 up. I mentioned to Yoda (Chris) that i don't really know the game outside of the stars: my comment was about Trout vs Harper. Whatever, is 7-0 in 2 innings normal?

For the record i definitely support the Dodgers for multiple reasons.

Seven is quite a few runs for a team.in an entire game. Not uncommon but a bunch.

Camo
04-28-17, 09:16 PM
Seven is quite a few runs for a team.in an entire game. Not uncommon but a bunch.

Both of the runs were purely due to Bryce. The first one had a dude on 1st Base and Bryce hit a single but forced that dude to run an extra base because he didn't stop, meaning Bryce ended up on second and the guy in front of him was on third. Later in the game there was another single while Bryce was on a double but he kept on running and made the run.

Dunno, it was awesome. I think Bryce is much better to watch than Trout at least.

seanc
04-28-17, 09:19 PM
Both of the runs were purely due to Bryce. The first one had a dude on 1st Base and Bryce hit a single but forced that dude to run an extra base because he didn't stop, meaning Bryce ended up on second and the guy in front of him was on third. Later in the game there was another single while Bryce was on a double but he kept on running and made the run.

Dunno, it was awesome. I think Bryce is much better to watch than Trout at least.

He's got speed and power, very fun to watch. Trout has that too, of course, but is definitely not as flashy. I love him but I get where you are coming from.

Camo
04-28-17, 10:56 PM
He's got speed and power, very fun to watch. Trout has that too, of course, but is definitely not as flashy. I love him but I get where you are coming from.

The point was made that Trout has a suspect arm. Think Harper is objectively a five-tool player, there's nothing that you can object to with Bryce at least.

Who cares anyway the best player to watch is always going to be Clayton Kershaw which is why i'm a Dodgers fan. I watched a Dodgers-Giants game the other day and was baffled at how bad Kershaw was until i noticed that while he was batting the pitcher deliberately threw a fastball off his thigh: he limped away after it. Was so satisfying seeing him lose it after being treated like crap there and easily striking all of those bums out: especially Buster Posey who really expected to get at least a hit being a right handed batter: lol, got treated like a child.

Camo
04-28-17, 11:35 PM
Kershaw not doing well was actually a thing even though it shouldn't be because it's really ridiculous.

My favourite thing about Kershaw is that he never deliberately walks anyone ever. He walked someone in the last game i saw of him and you could tell it pissed him right off, it hints towards him not wanting to deal with said batter whether he did or not and the idea of that clearly kills him. Look at walks stats of any of the other great pitchers and it's not even close, you are lucky if Kershaw gives five walks a season and if he does he's never happy about it.

Best player ever. Also most hilariously bad pitcher-batter.

seanc
04-28-17, 11:43 PM
I actually haven't watched Kershaw pitch as much as I would like. He is exactly the kind of pitcher I love though, might get to see him more this year if I get back in the habit of watching the ESPN games, which I already have a bit this month.

Camo
04-28-17, 11:55 PM
I actually haven't watched Kershaw pitch as much as I would like. He is exactly the kind of pitcher I love though, might get to see him more this year if I get back in the habit of watching the ESPN games, which I already have a bit this month.

He's the only reason i watch baseball. Dunno if it is common or not but he usually looks at his First Baseman before throwing his pitch. I mean he never ever looks at the batter before making his pitch.

I've not watched baseball as much as you guys but 90% of the baseball i've watched has been Kershaw pitching.

seanc
04-29-17, 12:12 AM
He's the only reason i watch baseball. Dunno if it is common or not but he usually looks at his First Baseman before throwing his pitch. I mean he never ever looks at the batter before making his pitch.

I've not watched baseball as much as you guys but 90% of the baseball i've watched has been Kershaw pitching.

Glad you're enjoying it. Come and chat when you see something interesting. Great sport.

Camo
04-29-17, 12:17 AM
Glad you're enjoying it. Come and chat when you see something interesting. Great sport.

I've always wanted to talk to you guys but i wasn't sure if this was the general baseball discussion thread or if it was the fantasy baseball lounge. Yoda said it is the former but i don't agree coz it's only 6 pages in.

Whatever, long live Kershaw :cool:

Camo
04-29-17, 01:17 AM
Watching a Dodgers game right now and it's reminding me of several other reasons why i love Kershaw. The main one is that he always goes for the strike: every other pitcher throws deliberate balls and whatever to strategically throw the batter off, Kershaw is the only pitcher i've seen that threatens the batter on similar grounds. By that i mean a batter like say Mike Trout is always a threat whenever he goes to bat: Kershaw's pitches are just as much if not a much bigger threat than his big hits though as Kershaw never has any intention of holding back or being scared of a batter, and even against Mike Trout i've never seen anyone have any sort of consistency against his pitches. i've actually seen teams alternate their batting order because he's pitching, give our best batter more at-bats tomorrow when it's not against Kershaw.

Camo
04-29-17, 02:07 AM
The only thing i don't like about Kershaw is the team celebrating his individual records: seems to be circled around him and i'd much rather the team win a WS than stroke the dudes ego. Celebrating his 300th Strikeout or whatever it was was really stupid for a team that feels so far away from a championship: dude's the king we all love him but lets not glorify a single person in a sport that needs everyone to work together.

Camo
04-29-17, 02:17 AM
Yah, pretty sure i don't agree with myself there. Kershaw is probably my favourite sportsman :cool:

seanc
04-29-17, 09:14 AM
The only thing i don't like about Kershaw is the team celebrating his individual records: seems to be circled around him and i'd much rather the team win a WS than stroke the dudes ego. Celebrating his 300th Strikeout or whatever it was was really stupid for a team that feels so far away from a championship: dude's the king we all love him but lets not glorify a single person in a sport that needs everyone to work together.

Stats are a huge deal in baseball, get used to it. It seems silly at times to me too...but I also kind of like it.


I don't think the forum will ever have enough baseball talk that we need a separate thread. Besides fantasy talk is essentially just talking about the game. We already have another thread for trade stuff.

TONGO
04-29-17, 04:25 PM
I've always wanted to talk to you guys but i wasn't sure if this was the general baseball discussion thread or if it was the fantasy baseball lounge. Yoda said it is the former but i don't agree coz it's only 6 pages in.

Whatever, long live Kershaw :cool:

Yeah I agree with Sean man, stay and talk as much baseball as you want :). Clayton Kershaw is the best baseball player of our generation, Ive said that before. Better and more consistent than Trout, Harper, or even if Thames #'s hold up over time. Ive only seen him pitch a couple times (against my poor Rays), and he just seems so relaxed and fluid compared to other pitchers. That relaxed flow imo is what can enables a pitcher to throw 9 innings vs 6 ip, not tensing up has everything to do with it.

Nostromo87
04-29-17, 05:45 PM
I see Weapon X at the top and it makes me smile.

Savor the flavor ;)

Come get me!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-krSHpIWsz8A/UshnDYHgW8I/AAAAAAAACuY/W1a6vW1D7SQ/s1600/WOLVERINE_WWII_JAPAN.png

Camo
04-30-17, 11:28 PM
Better and more consistent than Trout, Harper

I agree with everything you said, but is this fair to say? Trout and Harper have to play like 3 times as much as Kershaw. I'd love to call Kershaw the best but i don't feel right doing so when he doesn't play as much. I think that's probably why pitchers shouldn't be compared to others. My main problem with this is that sometimes i'll watch a Dodgers game and Kershaw isn't pitching :laugh:

rauldc14
04-30-17, 11:59 PM
Tomorrow is the start of May. Edwin bout to heat up.

ScarletLion
05-01-17, 07:38 AM
Helluva night for Rondon. 6 for 6 and 10 Ribbies! Crazy stuff.

Meanwhile my Giants continue to slump. They're in a right hole. And finding out Camo is some sort of Dodgers fanboy isn't helping. ;)

ScarletLion
05-01-17, 07:39 AM
Helluva night for Rondon. 6 for 6 and 10 Ribbies! Crazy stuff.

Meanwhile my Giants continue to slump. They're in a right hole. And finding out Camo is some sort of Dodgers fanboy isn't helping. ;)

This was cool at Chase field too:

http://www.mlb.com/images/0/6/2/227540062/043017_colari_water_ball_med_oz9uq096.gif

TONGO
05-01-17, 09:31 AM
This was cool at Chase field too:

http://www.mlb.com/images/0/6/2/227540062/043017_colari_water_ball_med_oz9uq096.gif


Tropicana Field has that beat. We have a water tank full of stingrays :yup: Yeah baby thats culture. There have been at least 2 HR balls hit into it.

http://www.cookandsonbats.com/panoramas/trop/trop-above-rays-tank.jpg

seanc
05-02-17, 11:42 AM
Yikes, my team went 1/23 last night

rauldc14
05-02-17, 11:50 AM
Aaron Judge, what a waiver wire find for me!

I still think my team can compete. I'm not worried. Actually, now that Velasquez is off my team, I can't even think of anyone who I could deem cut worthy at this very moment.

seanc
05-02-17, 11:58 AM
Aaron Judge, what a waiver wire find for me!

I still think my team can compete. I'm not worried. Actually, now that Velasquez is off my team, I can't even think of anyone who I could deem cut worthy at this very moment.

%$#@! I need to get back to combing the WW like I used to. This is why I never win anymore. Who knows if he will keep it up but he absolutely belongs on a team.

TONGO
05-02-17, 01:03 PM
Oy! Well I lost Thor for at least 2 months. That hurts. I would start shopping Kyle Seager more aggresively for a pitcher, but now Longo is having foot troubles....sooo I cant. Gonzo isnt slumping, more like playing very mediocre. To quote Rocky "Yo Adrian! Get your @#^& together!"

Yep, thats what an update from a team in 11th place looks like :indifferent:

Yoda
05-04-17, 11:27 PM
30195

http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/jack-30-rock-heart-attack-study.gif

Yoda
05-04-17, 11:28 PM
Oh yeah, Piscotty left with a similar injury. Goodtimes.

Nostromo87
05-05-17, 12:33 AM
The Trout bleeds?

Ready to get this guy back myself

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n617/frankog10/cespedes_zpslabqiv9k.gif

gbgoodies
05-05-17, 12:42 AM
Ready to get this guy back myself

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n617/frankog10/cespedes_zpslabqiv9k.gif


Don't get your hopes up. They're reporting that Céspedes will probably be out for several weeks, and he could miss all of May. :(

Nostromo87
05-05-17, 12:52 AM
Don't get your hopes up. They're reporting that Céspedes will probably be out for several weeks, and he could miss all of May. :(

There's actually a more recent update than that one

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n617/frankog10/Cespedes_zpsi0pmlxiu.png

Although we shall see!

gbgoodies
05-05-17, 12:57 AM
There's actually a more recent update than that one

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n617/frankog10/Cespedes_zpsi0pmlxiu.png

Although we shall see!


Earlier this evening, they said that Cespedes himself is saying that this feels worse than it's being reported, and he doesn't think he'll be back that soon.

(But don't shoot the messenger. I'm on your side. I want him back ASAP too.)

Nostromo87
05-05-17, 01:06 AM
You're probably right, with Syndergaard out for months, Mets may be trying to get some positive waves out there by keeping Cespedes' status up in the air.

I'm actually a Braves fan tho, ha

https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/logopedia/images/a/a5/540.gif/revision/latest?cb=20110726034345

gbgoodies
05-05-17, 01:15 AM
You're probably right, with Syndergaard out for months, Mets may be trying to get some positive waves out there by keeping Cespedes' status up in the air.

I'm actually a Braves fan tho, ha

https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/logopedia/images/a/a5/540.gif/revision/latest?cb=20110726034345


That's not much easier than being a Mets fan these days. :(

Nostromo87
05-05-17, 01:25 AM
The 90s were cool tho!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi8zpCKYwWY&t=6m35s

gbgoodies
05-05-17, 01:52 AM
The 90s were cool tho!



Not as good as 1986. :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G-_yB7zumY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbnQ9Ph113g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojkNSVkuR_I

Nostromo87
05-05-17, 03:32 AM
Here's a site where you can play out simulated games between any baseball teams from any era.
Called whatifsports.com/mlb (https://www.whatifsports.com/mlb/).

Ran a simulation on the 1986 New York Mets against the 1995 Atlanta Braves for fun.

Starters: Ron Darling vs. Greg Maddux

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n617/frankog10/Game%201%20Box_zpsoyew5w3a.png
http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n617/frankog10/Mets%20Braves%20Gm%201_zpsc4jbioug.png

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n617/frankog10/43ae2cb17a8cf029a45aa3e3a8b52891_zpsvyutpoyq.jpg

ScarletLion
05-05-17, 05:17 AM
Here's a site where you can play out simulated games between any baseball teams from any era.
Called whatifsports.com/mlb (https://www.whatifsports.com/mlb/).



That is awesome.

TONGO
05-05-17, 07:18 AM
To all you dropping in to talk ball, Im the guy whose in last place in the league.

http://cdn.riveraveblues.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Michael-Pineda.jpg

Its gonna get real :scream:

Yoda
05-05-17, 08:42 PM
30215

http://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Alec-Baldwin-Thumbs-up.gif

Nostromo87
05-06-17, 12:24 AM
Forgot I made this video a few years ago, I'd do it differently now probably- but, hey, it's baseball

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqnQIBrYouU&feature=youtu.be

Fun year so far!

gbgoodies
05-06-17, 01:18 AM
Here's a site where you can play out simulated games between any baseball teams from any era.
Called whatifsports.com/mlb (https://www.whatifsports.com/mlb/).

Ran a simulation on the 1986 New York Mets against the 1995 Atlanta Braves for fun.

Starters: Ron Darling vs. Greg Maddux

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n617/frankog10/Game%201%20Box_zpsoyew5w3a.png
http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n617/frankog10/Mets%20Braves%20Gm%201_zpsc4jbioug.png

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n617/frankog10/43ae2cb17a8cf029a45aa3e3a8b52891_zpsvyutpoyq.jpg


That's a cool site, but how many times did you have to run it before the Braves won? I ran it twice, (with the same pitchers), and the Mets won both times. (7-5 in the first game, and 2-0 in the second game.) The only difference was that I made the Mets the home team.

Nostromo87
05-06-17, 01:24 AM
First time!

Both teams were really outstanding, honestly

Yoda
05-07-17, 11:07 AM
Piscotty to the DL. Taillon to the DL.

Several big name players sitting out the last few days, too. Insane number of injuries in the early going.

rauldc14
05-07-17, 11:23 AM
Decided to give up on Jackie Bradley Jr. He will probably start doing well now.

Yoda
05-07-17, 11:30 AM
Yeah, helluva trade, huh? Right afterwards Bradley slumps and Piscotty gets hurt. Go us.

Yoda
05-09-17, 02:27 PM
Got so many guys on the DL I'm strongly considering renaming my team "Hughley."

mikeython1
05-09-17, 02:52 PM
Hey Chris did you get a chance to read Taillon message to the fans. Man this guy has gone through a lot. He is one tough SOB. Pretty inspirational message as well. Well if you did not here is the link https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C_VhGSXW0AM8e_Y.jpg:large

Yoda
05-09-17, 03:52 PM
Thanks. Yeah, I saw it. Very graceful and positive stuff from him.

And yeah, he really has had to contend with a lot. Not sure on recovery time, but he's super talented and I hope/pray he'll get through this latest hurdle and achieve his full potential, which is substantial. For all possible reasons: as a guy who owns him, as a Pirate fan, as a baseball fan, and just as a person.

Yoda
05-15-17, 01:36 PM
Trout homers for the third straight game.

https://i.imgur.com/NS9aEa0.gif

Powdered Water
05-17-17, 01:42 PM
Welcome back J. D. Martinez.

Yoda
05-24-17, 11:10 AM
In honor of last night's 7-homer outburst, figured I should go with a more lumber-centric logo for a bit:

30773

rauldc14
05-24-17, 11:38 AM
That last trade all but wraps up another top 3 finish for the Ducks.

Isn't this like the sixth year in a row of having 3 first round picks :laugh:

Powdered Water
05-24-17, 01:01 PM
I think I offered more for Kershaw. Sour grapes and all that.

Yoda
05-24-17, 01:10 PM
I'm guessing nobody other than me and Adam noticed that Conforto is 16th on the player rater. And that doesn't even factor in OBP, or he'd be higher.

Anyway, he came to me with the basic offer. Think he rejected like half a dozen Kershaw offers over the last few weeks, too.

Powdered Water
05-24-17, 01:14 PM
Yea... still just a waiver wire guy tho. Hey, no worries! Nice job. I haven't landed anybody this year. You've snagged two now. Hats off to ya for having depth. Mine has been tested since opening day and I'm still barely treading water.

Yoda
05-24-17, 02:53 PM
Every time I watch Berrios pitch I feel an intense urge to GIF one of his breaking balls. So hey, cool that someone did it for me:

https://twitter.com/PitchingNinja/status/867432664395067392

FILFY.

rauldc14
05-24-17, 04:01 PM
Aaron Hicks is 31. You can get lucky after all.

rauldc14
05-25-17, 04:33 PM
Yankees Royals getting postponed just took out half my offense today. Can't. Catch. A. Break.

Yoda
05-26-17, 11:41 AM
I could just watch these breaking balls all day.

http://www.mlb.com/images/4/2/4/232179424/052417_berrios_other_k_med_p5fgouss.gif

rauldc14
05-26-17, 05:20 PM
Some of those angles look like they miss the strike zone, but I'm no ump.

Yoda
05-26-17, 06:19 PM
I could probably go back and check Statcast. Looks like one to me. Definitely close.

rauldc14
05-26-17, 06:37 PM
Still a damn sneaky pitch though

Yoda
05-26-17, 06:39 PM
Yeah. I mean, I've seen plenty of good breaking balls; what's been freaking me out about Berrios is the lateral movement. That seems unusual.

Powdered Water
05-26-17, 08:25 PM
Mariano River threw a pitch pretty similar to that most of his career. His was so snappy he used to break quite a few bats. I wonder if that's a stat. I bet he'd be in the top 5. Randy Johnson who's breaking ball used to be called "Mr. Snappy" had the most devastating drop I've ever seen. It was Un-hittable.

This isn't a great angle of it. But it was pretty crazy. I know he struck out 16 Pirates one day, so perhaps you actually got to see it a little live at some point, Chris?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzght2mfWUw

Powdered Water
05-26-17, 08:30 PM
Greatest pitch in Mariners history, quickly followed by one of Niehaus's silliest lines as a commentator. Still though, you can sort of see why his was crazy hard to hit. His delivery was nuts. The pitch started at least three feet off the plate and would bend down and invariably end up just above your shoes. Crazy stuff.

Nostromo87
05-27-17, 10:40 PM
Next Up:
Kris Bryant gets traded for Yonder Alonso and a couple hurt guys

Yoda
05-28-17, 12:50 AM
It's okay, I'd be mad if I let Conforto get away, too.

Nostromo87
05-28-17, 01:24 AM
No worries, thanks for Chris Devenski and Adrián González

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n617/frankog10/Dev_zps7r8uecoh.gif~original

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeL56P9KnQk

Nostromo87
05-28-17, 02:23 AM
Much work left to do, nearing the 1/3 measure

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n617/frankog10/Wolverine%20Mountain_zpsvcv7d9fw.png~original

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA19BfLQ4p0

Nostromo87
05-28-17, 02:45 AM
Suppressive MovieForums aside, Winning

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSQlXbep8AI

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n617/frankog10/wolv%20hair_zpsi5nrit5b.gif~original

Yoda
05-28-17, 09:57 AM
No worries, thanks for Chris Devenski and Adrián González
Traded Gonzalez; didn't drop him.

Devenski's good, but he was throwing over his head in April, which is why his ERA doubled in May. Worth owning going forward, but guys like that are pretty expendable in the early season roster churn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4OJGdtRx10

seanc
05-28-17, 10:12 AM
Suppressive MovieForums aside, Winning

I sense a narrative forming just in case winning doesn't happen. Here's hoping Admin never becomes an elected position. You got the game plan down cold.

Yoda
05-29-17, 12:16 PM
Trout might have hurt his thumb stealing a base. I'll get the ol' bleach cocktail ready just in case.

Yoda
05-30-17, 10:23 AM
^time to chug. Trout out for two months. Brutal. Particularly after just trading two OFs.

Sad for baseball in general, too: not just because he's Mike Trout, but because he was having a career season. Decent shot at 50 homers, and a third MVP award.

seanc
05-30-17, 10:41 AM
That hurts. Bummer Yoda.

Yoda
05-30-17, 10:47 AM
I'd be sad even if he wasn't on my team. He's such a special player.

seanc
05-30-17, 11:42 AM
I'd be sad even if he wasn't on my team. He's such a special player.

Yeah, I'm totally with you. I never like to see the greats go down for significant periods even if I mostly root against their team. Hopefully this is a very small hiccup in an amazing career. Two months isn't insignificant though. That's a chunk.

rauldc14
05-30-17, 11:48 AM
Do you need another first rounder on your team Yoda? Cabrera was wondering.

Yoda
05-30-17, 11:50 AM
It would help if he had OF eligibility, but I'm always open to a good value.

It'd be pretty hilarious if I went from pitching-starved to dealing it for hitting over the course of just three weeks, but that might be where I am. I've got 7 good-to-great starters and Jon Gray on the way back.

Baseball is weird.

Yoda
05-30-17, 01:08 PM
That said, certainly willing to move Trout for the right deal. Obviously a little tricky to value someone like this, where you get nothing for awhile, and then suddenly the best player in fantasy, but if somebody's thinking of going all-in on a dramatic second-half push, he fits the bill.

rauldc14
05-31-17, 07:45 PM
I have 1B and OF available.

Yoda
05-31-17, 09:19 PM
Bad: benching Sean Manaea because, while he has great stuff, he's had trouble with pitch counts, and Cleveland is patient.

Good: Manaea dominates them, so at least you know not to bench him any more.

Never sure what to root for when you sit someone...

Yoda
06-03-17, 11:39 AM
Daniel Murphy says goodbye to the Ducks with a four-hit night. As always, whatever a player does while a trade is pending ends up being bittersweet.

Gotta admit, I wasn't sure how much I bought into the Murphy resurgence (especially at this time last year), but he's made fundamental adjustments and become an elite player late in his career. Was definitely on the fence about taking him as early as I did, but it sure worked out. Best of luck with him, Rob. Expect he'll keep racking up the counting stats in that ridiculous lineup.

I do like seeing all these guys like Murphy and Alonso find success with these swing plane adjustments and the like. Baseball's more fun when that's possible, instead of just seeing players always follow a normal aging curve.

Yoda
06-03-17, 11:42 AM
Also, because I can't get enough of filthy breaking balls:

https://twitter.com/PitchingNinja/status/870434019372142596

TONGO
06-04-17, 10:50 AM
What a season so far....

Going into it I looked to have the greatest of pitching lineups after the draft, and then fell on my face in those supposed stocked SP categories. Then I traded away 2 incredible closers for some ho-hummers which ended up outperforming them. I grab Altuve & had Ellsbury, then the net result is Im last place in stolen bases.

The weirdness doesnt end with me. Nostro saunters into the FBB league and actually has been delivering on his proclamation that he'd win the league his first year, being the most consistent team in the #1 slot. Mark & Yoda have made appearances.

I havent made the nauseating amount of moves or trades like usual, but have made a fair share. Hopefully I will stay away from that dreaded 12th place slot which Ive frequented more often than not. Right now have 4 Rays in my lineup, but hey, some things never change ;)

Yoda
06-06-17, 11:33 AM
Hell of a week, Ducks. You've earned this:

http://i.imgur.com/UZm41FD.gif

TONGO
06-06-17, 11:34 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Scooter Gennett belts four home runs, drives in 10 in Reds' win over Cardinals

https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/861fa6edccd9264290d37a21154bc16e6d7751c8/c=0-24-4285-3246&r=x404&c=534x401/local/-/media/2017/04/03/Cincinnati/Cincinnati/636268450377014027-040317RedsPhilliesOpeningDay-26.jpg

This is not a rib.

http://www.rotoworld.com/headlines/mlb/538614/Gennett-has-historic-four-homer,-10-RBI-night

I think Josh Hamilton was the last player to do it, and remember he played for Sedais squad that year. Scooters still available on waivers if anyones interested.

Yoda
06-07-17, 08:42 AM
31165

ScarletLion
06-07-17, 08:43 AM
Less players have hit 4 dingers in a game than pitchers have pitched a perfect game. Awesome for Gennett.

Nostromo87
06-07-17, 08:32 PM
You gave him your Anthony Rizzos, Jose Altuves, and Clayton Kershaws, send him your Nolan Arenados and Josh Donaldsons!

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n617/frankog10/wolv%20well_zpstqdzhisv.gif~original

rauldc14
06-07-17, 08:41 PM
This is a fickle game. When you look at the legitimate stats and not the rankings, my team isn't far off from the Ducks. But I'm almost 30 points behind :laugh:

Yoda
06-07-17, 08:43 PM
You gave him your Anthony Rizzos, Jose Altuves, and Clayton Kershaws, send him your Nolan Arenados and Josh Donaldsons!

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n617/frankog10/wolv%20well_zpstqdzhisv.gif~original

Laying the excuse groundwork already, huh?

https://media.giphy.com/media/fHZC8GWzPN7S8/giphy.gif

There's no magic trick: you just have to have what people need. And in roto baseball, a lot of them need depth, especially this year with the entire league racked by injuries. In roto, there'll always be trade opportunities for people who have depth, so if you're smart, you work disproportionately at nailing the middle and late rounds of the draft (and the waiver wire).

Yoda
06-07-17, 08:44 PM
This is a fickle game. When you look at the legitimate stats and not the rankings, my team isn't far off from the Ducks. But I'm almost 30 points behind :laugh:
Yeah, the rankings are very misleading early on. Plenty of stat clusters, where one good night might vault you four points in a single category.

Nostromo87
06-07-17, 09:30 PM
I am curious how many first round picks an administrator's gotta have to compete!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s3-t04sne0

Yoda
06-07-17, 09:34 PM
Let's run through them, shall we?

Rizzo: 14th among first basemen. Clearly not helping too much (yet).
Kershaw: I've had him two starts. The first was his worst of the year.
Altuve: I've had him for three days.

Get a new excuse.

Nostromo87
06-07-17, 09:37 PM
Spin away admin!

How many you gonna need? Five? Six? Seven?

Yoda
06-07-17, 09:41 PM
Unless you can explain how three days of Altuve, one Kershaw start, and Rizzo's 14th positional ranking have magically vaulted me into first, I think it's pretty obvious which direction the spin's coming from.

Nostromo87
06-07-17, 09:43 PM
I'm satisfied our storyline is forming

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvBR2eZ3nzQ&feature=youtu.be

seanc
06-07-17, 09:46 PM
And away we go. Who had under June 15th before the excuses started? Not predictable at all.

Nostromo87
06-07-17, 09:48 PM
Ah, seanc, Yoda's puppet

Yoda
06-07-17, 09:49 PM
Yeah, I told him to say that. I also told him I'd ban him if he didn't give me Votto.

Nostromo87
06-07-17, 09:55 PM
Boring people do tend to back you up, the new inaccurate spin is enjoyable though

Yoda
06-07-17, 09:58 PM
Do you have a response to the facts I posted, or is your whole playbook just using the word "spin" and hoping nobody asks for an explanation?

Nostromo87
06-07-17, 10:04 PM
Now let's pretend what you say is "fact"

I've seen that in worse places than this forum. Oh lord

Game on dude! Try and beat me and my 50% healthy offense

seanc
06-07-17, 10:05 PM
Boring people do tend to back you up, the new inaccurate spin is enjoyable though

I can own boring. Can you own what you have become? BTW gifs and you tube clips become pretty boring when you are a broken record.

Yoda
06-07-17, 10:06 PM
Now let's pretend what you say is "fact"
Which one isn't? I hacked the site so I've secretly had Kershaw and Altuve longer? Rizzo isn't hitting .236? Do tell.

Yoda
06-07-17, 10:09 PM
I can own boring. Can you own what you have become? BTW gifs and you tube clips become pretty boring when you are a broken record.
Look, the kind of creative genius necessary to post 296 photos of Hugh Jackman doesn't come along very often.

Nostromo87
06-07-17, 10:16 PM
I can own boring. Can you own what you have become? BTW gifs and you tube clips become pretty boring when you are a broken record.

Are you certain you can accurately say what I am?

Other than better than you in this game here.

Hey, I'm winning again! Woo!

rauldc14
06-07-17, 10:18 PM
Well the thing is everyone falls into the trap. We have nobody to blame but ourselves.

rauldc14
06-07-17, 10:20 PM
I guess what I mean is, it's the beginning of June and he owns 3 of the top 12 guys from the beginning of the year. That gives him pretty good odds for the remainder of the season.

Yoda
06-07-17, 10:22 PM
Sure does. Demonstrably isn't why I'm in first today, though.

rauldc14
06-07-17, 10:23 PM
Sure does. Isn't why I'm in first today, though.

Oh yes, I didn't say that. But that what will make it even tougher for everyone else.

As for me, I'm ready to give you your 4th 1st rounder :)

Nostromo87
06-07-17, 10:25 PM
Sure does. Demonstrably isn't why I'm in first today, though.

You aren't winning, we're both at 106.

Yoda
06-07-17, 10:26 PM
Kinda missing the point, guy.

Nostromo87
06-07-17, 10:28 PM
Then you shouldn't say you're in first, guy

Yoda
06-07-17, 10:30 PM
Ah, so you're playing dumb? Okay:

The point is about whether or not I've achieved my current position--whether it's in first, tied for first, or just really close to first--on the strength of trading for the players in question. I haven't, as evidenced by some really obvious facts that you probably should have thought of before such a flimsy excuse.

Yoda
06-07-17, 10:33 PM
Also, I'm pretty sure I was in first when we started talking about this, anyway.

Nostromo87
06-07-17, 10:35 PM
Well now you're losing again, so who cares

Nostromo87
06-07-17, 11:06 PM
http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n617/frankog10/Karen_zpsh59pzaie.gif~original

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3EUDMS5xTY

Yoda
06-08-17, 08:58 AM
Well now you're losing again, so who cares
I think the dude who felt the need to run in with an excuse the moment he was behind probably cares a little.

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n617/frankog10/Karen_zpsh59pzaie.gif~original
You've used this GIF before. Even sean knows that's boring.

TONGO
06-08-17, 12:33 PM
I dont know how to say this Nostro, but is it possible you could stop posting the mindless twaddle and talk some baseball? Seriously man, I couldnt give a $2 damn about Wolverine or Mean Girls.........this is a baseball thread, and only a select group from MoFo can participate. Come on Man!! :)

Yoda
06-08-17, 12:38 PM
Hear hear.

It's summer. It's baseball season. Let's not suck the fun out of this with politics and grudges. I look forward to baseball way too much for that!

Have fun, everyone. :up:

TONGO
06-10-17, 09:55 AM
Now he's ahead! Now the Statracker mind screw finally let up!

Im comin' for yaz' :yup:

Powdered Water
06-10-17, 09:30 PM
I think Charlie Blackmon should be tested for roids immediately.

Yoda
06-10-17, 09:33 PM
Just because he's playing really well? And he's on a team called "Return of the Roids"?

Okay, I guess that last part's kinda suss.

Powdered Water
06-10-17, 09:42 PM
Just trying to keep things fair.

Yoda
06-11-17, 03:30 PM
Even though he's not a Duck any more, I still can't resist posting GIFs of Jose Berrios' breaking ball:

https://twitter.com/cjzer0/status/873647765989011456

Powdered Water
06-12-17, 12:23 AM
He should have thrown one of those here eh?

http://www.espn.com/video/clip/_/id/19600940

Yoda
06-13-17, 01:25 PM
Anthony Rizzo's batting lead off. Huh.

Feel like this is Joe Maddon doing his usual counterintuitive overthinking Joe Maddon thing...but in this case, it happens to make sense anyway.

Nostromo87
06-20-17, 02:35 AM
http://oi65.tinypic.com/bjangn.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzSgz3R8oso

http://oi67.tinypic.com/2wflpx5.jpg

Powdered Water
06-26-17, 04:00 AM
I pick up my second Mariner of the year and he immediately goes on the day to day list. Cut his ass.Oh Mariners? What has become of thee?

Banknotes Harper
06-27-17, 10:39 AM
June 26th - Rich Hill throws his first QS of the season (7 IP, 3 ER) against the lowly, Trout-less Angels. My extreme patience is paying dividends.

Banknotes Harper
06-27-17, 11:55 AM
Also, this is super cool: https://baseballsavant.mlb.com/sprint_speed_leaderboard

Banknotes Harper
06-27-17, 04:48 PM
Also, this is super cool: https://baseballsavant.mlb.com/sprint_speed_leaderboard

More on this:
It's a measurement of how fast every player runs at their peak speed (how much ground they cover at their fastest second of a sprint). So it's not speed to first, but rather "speed once fully accelerated." They have the 2015–17 data on the site.


So the fastest players at every position in 2017 are:

DH - Corey Dickerson
C - TJ Realmuto
1B - Wil Myers
2B - Dee Gordon
SS - Trea Turner
3B - Kris Bryant
LF - Delino DeShields
CF - Billy Hamilton [unsurprisingly, he's the fastest sprinter in 2017 (but not 2015-16, that's Buxton)]
RF - Daniel Robertson


More interesting (to me) is the slowest lineup:

DH - Albert Pujols (who is the slowest sprinter in all of baseball this year)
C - Brian McCann
1B - Justin Smoak
2B - Robinson Cano
SS - Troy Tulowitzki
3B - Adrian Beltre
LF - Matt Kemp
CF - Curtis Granderson
RF - Jose Bautista

ScarletLion
06-28-17, 07:56 AM
Just because:

http://i.imgur.com/0rRXg4b.gif

Sedai
06-28-17, 10:27 AM
Let's go, Red Sox!

Yoda
06-28-17, 12:37 PM
https://twitter.com/euqubud/status/880086903441080320

Powdered Water
06-29-17, 02:23 PM
So that's how you move up 10 points without doing anything. I like that. :yup:

Yoda
07-01-17, 01:03 PM
I assume you're all getting the erroneous "no more positional innings available" error with your lineups that I am. I saw someone reporting it to Yahoo on Twitter and I did the same, so I think it's happening everywhere. I assume it'll be fixed before any of today's games start.

rauldc14
07-01-17, 01:08 PM
I assume you're all getting the erroneous "no more positional innings available" error with your lineups that I am. I saw someone reporting it to Yahoo on Twitter and I did the same, so I think it's happening everywhere. I assume it'll be fixed before any of today's games start.

At first I thought that's why I was actually over 80 points this year :laugh:

Yoda
07-01-17, 02:20 PM
Played it safe and didn't start him last night, but all the same, welcome back, Jon Gray:

https://twitter.com/PitchingNinja/status/881125141748621312

TONGO
07-01-17, 08:55 PM
I assume you're all getting the erroneous "no more positional innings available" error with your lineups that I am. I saw someone reporting it to Yahoo on Twitter and I did the same, so I think it's happening everywhere. I assume it'll be fixed before any of today's games start.

You have reached the maximum of games for position Util. Stats from players in this position will not be used for the remainder of the season.


So I was startled, hopefully theyll get it sorted

Powdered Water
07-03-17, 12:42 PM
3 guys in the 100's? Geez man. Has that happened before?

Yoda
07-03-17, 12:43 PM
I'm sure it has, though I guess you probably mean more "has that happened except for early in the year?" If so...maybe not. But then, it probably would have if we'd been playing with 12 categories rather than 10 in the early years.

Powdered Water
07-03-17, 01:10 PM
Nah, I just wondered if it had happened at all. Pretty crazy.

Yoda
07-04-17, 12:03 PM
Why Baseball Is Great In One Tweet:

https://twitter.com/_dadler/status/881578392981786624

TONGO
07-05-17, 06:44 AM
Wow. I really suck this season. I suck a bunch. Been 12th to 9th place all this time :sick:





I dont think ill win my money back

Yoda
07-10-17, 11:50 AM
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