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The Rodent
03-16-17, 08:48 AM
:laugh:


Ok, recent discussions got me experimenting... and thanks to Chypmunk we have a name for it.




Stick a DVD or Blu-Ray on
Turn the television colour completely down till it's B&W
Flick the language setting on the disc to French, Italian, German or whatever language works best with the movie or a language you don't speak
Finally, put the subtitles on English



I'm currently watching Star Trek (2009) in French...
Seriously, this is like watching something from Luc Besson.
I've not laughed so much at a film I've already seen before :D


You have to do it first... then recommend which movies do and don't work, what languages and so on. Experiment...


So... recommend your Phart-House movies :rotfl:

cat_sidhe
03-16-17, 02:51 PM
This sounds RIGHT up my alley, excuse the mental imagery... but I don't have a player at the moment and suddenly I am sad.

Sexy Celebrity
03-16-17, 02:53 PM
Young Guns and Young Guns II.

Dani8
03-16-17, 02:54 PM
I cant watch dubbed movies. Sorry rattus, I;m out.

cat_sidhe
03-16-17, 04:05 PM
But it will be like Shaolin Soccer with EVERY FILLUM!!!! :lol:

Dani8
03-16-17, 04:07 PM
But it will be like Shaolin Soccer with EVERY FILLUM!!!! :lol:

When I ws a kid we went to Jpan. I watched a Jerry Lewis movie dubbed in jpanese. Terrible!

Chypmunk
03-16-17, 04:14 PM
When I ws a kid we went to Jpan. I watched a Jerry Lewis movie dubbed in jpanese. Terrible!
I'm 100% with you on that one - I once watched a Jerry Lewis movie in English and that was terrible as well :)

Captain Steel
03-16-17, 04:14 PM
The Star Trek reboot is already Phart-House.
Just watch the original Wrath of Khan and then watch Into Darkness (where Spock has to literally call up Leonard Nimoy from the original movie to ask him how to fight Khan - I kid you not!)

Dani8
03-16-17, 04:14 PM
I'm 100% with you on that one - I once watched a Jerry Lewis movie in English and that was terrible as well :)

Boom Boom!

Citizen Rules
03-16-17, 05:14 PM
Try watching Sabrina (1954) in Italian with English sub titles, and everyone will swear it's Fellini at his most playful.

The Rodent
03-17-17, 05:38 AM
Ok so, Surrogates (2009) is decent in B&W-French as well :D

The Rodent
03-17-17, 07:28 AM
Tell you what... Alien Resurrection is actually watchable in B&W German :laugh:
Definitely worth a go.

Iroquois
03-17-17, 07:54 AM
Dolemite

The Rodent
06-23-20, 08:04 AM
I might see if my Ex_Machina disc has Italian language on it :D

Mr Minio
06-23-20, 10:16 AM
Phart-house, eh? That's a weird thing you're into, The Rodent, but to each their own, I guess.

Ozu's Good Morning has fart jokes. Also, Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead has farts in it, and much more than just farts, mind you!

Zotis
06-23-20, 10:51 AM
French sounds like the perfect language for this.

But... what to try it with?

Zotis
06-23-20, 10:51 AM
Tell you what... Alien Resurrection is actually watchable in B&W German :laugh:
Definitely worth a go.

Now that does sound tempting.

Zotis
06-23-20, 11:03 AM
Netflix doesn't have Alien: Resurrection, so I decided to try it with The Chronicles of Riddick instead. I set my color theme to greyscale, and put it in German language. It's perfect. They just called the Lord Marshal, "Fuhrer."

The Rodent
06-24-20, 12:57 AM
I'm gonna try my Ex_Machina idea today if it has Italian or French on the disc :D

TheUsualSuspect
06-24-20, 01:56 AM
This sounds RIGHT up my alley, excuse the mental imagery... but I don't have a player at the moment and suddenly I am sad.

You don't have a DVD player? Damn, I'll send one over to ya.

Mr Minio
06-24-20, 02:25 AM
They just called the Lord Marshal, "Fuhrer." Yeah, because it means a leader, commander, or guide, e.g. a train conductor is Zugführer. I guess the word has been stained by history, but they're still using it as it's a big part of the language.

Zotis
06-24-20, 04:35 AM
Yeah, because it means a leader, commander, or guide, e.g. a train conductor is Zugführer. I guess the word has been stained by history, but they're still using it as it's a big part of the language.

Thanks Minio, but I didn't actually need an explanation, as if I didn't already know that. :D

The Rodent
06-24-20, 04:41 AM
Ex_Machina doesn't have any foreign languages on the disc :(


Might see if Jurassic Park has :D

Mr Minio
06-24-20, 05:36 AM
Thanks Minio, but I didn't actually need an explanation, as if I didn't already know that. :D One could read that post as you being flabbergasted by the use of the word in the film, but it's understandable that even if you knew about what I wrote, the use of the word still made it amusing enough to mention it.

The Rodent
06-24-20, 10:36 AM
Ok so... Jurassic Park in B&W, and in German... is ****ing amazeballs :laugh:

The Rodent
06-24-20, 11:25 AM
Ok so... Jurassic Park in B&W, and in German... is ****ing amazeballs :laugh:


So much so I'm sticking this bad boy under my avatar: "Leben findet einen weg..."

cat_sidhe
06-24-20, 05:12 PM
You don't have a DVD player? Damn, I'll send one over to ya.


I have a blu ray player now, but as luck would have it, it won't play all region DVDs and I can't find a hack online!