We need shotguns for a job like this [Archive]

HarryCaul

07-12-03, 10:10 PM

http://www.godamongdirectors.com/imgs/trunkshots/trunkshot2.jpg

I told you, Afghans.

the66afghans

07-12-03, 10:14 PM

http://www.godamongdirectors.com/imgs/trunkshots/trunkshot2.jpg

I told you, Afghans.

I don't like where this is headed.

Jenna

07-12-03, 11:39 PM

I don't like where this is headed.

I don't like where it's been.

HarryCaul

07-12-03, 11:52 PM

I don't like where it's been.

Whatchoo talkin' bout, negro?

Sexy Celebrity

07-12-03, 11:59 PM

:confused: Did I come to the right message board?

HarryCaul

07-13-03, 12:03 AM

:confused: Did I come to the right message board?

I don't know. Did you see a sign out front that said "Dead Novelty storage"?

CAUSE STORIN' DEAD NOVELTIES AIN'T WHAT I ****IN DO!!!!

;D

LordSlaytan

07-13-03, 12:59 AM

Jason meet Jason, and I'm sure you both know Jason. ;D

SamsoniteDelilah

07-13-03, 03:33 AM

Jason meet Jason, and I'm sure you both know Jason. ;D
I think this person is trying to confuse us.
Let's get him!

Novelty

07-13-03, 04:29 AM

I think this person is trying to confuse us.
Let's get him!

Shut up, Jason.

Undine

07-13-03, 04:32 AM

Shut up, Jason.

Did I hear my name?

No?

Well, too bad.

Verybigbuns

07-13-03, 04:59 AM

Did I hear my name?

No?

Well, too bad.Show me your mudflaps.

the66afghans

07-13-03, 07:25 AM

;D

this is easily the scariest emoticon I've ever seen.

Yoda

07-13-03, 11:07 AM

this is easily the scariest emoticon I've ever seen.
The fact that you find a wink and a grin more frightening than the Lord of Darkness obscured by flames says an awful lot about your childhood.

Or your religion.

Sexy Celebrity

07-13-03, 11:16 AM

Are all you new guys like band members or something because I get the feeling you all know each other and you're like some kind of band posse that's come to MoFo to chill and be band-like.

I dunno, just a thought.

SamsoniteDelilah

07-13-03, 01:48 PM

Are all you new guys like band members or something because I get the feeling you all know each other and you're like some kind of band posse that's come to MoFo to chill and be band-like.

I dunno, just a thought.

We're the road crew for Lord of the Dance.
And Novelty... he's the Lord, dance-wise.

NimChimpsky

07-13-03, 02:42 PM

Daniel Chirot says societies cannot change without conflict. Bring on the conflict.

Novelty

07-13-03, 02:56 PM

The fact that you find a wink and a grin more frightening than the Lord of Darkness obscured by flames says an awful lot about your childhood.

Or your religion.

Anti-semite.

Novelty

07-13-03, 02:57 PM

Are all you new guys like band members or something because I get the feeling you all know each other and you're like some kind of band posse that's come to MoFo to chill and be band-like.

I dunno, just a thought.

We're looking for a bassist. Are you rail thin and lacking real musical talent?

HarryCaul

07-13-03, 03:32 PM

We're looking for a bassist. Are you rail thin and lacking real musical talent?

And do you know any drummers? Our last one choked on his own vomit then spontaneously exploded.

Undine

07-13-03, 06:03 PM

Show me your mudflaps.

I should have known. Only you could be so bold.

Jenna

07-13-03, 06:13 PM

And do you know any drummers? Our last one choked on his own vomit then spontaneously exploded.

We need a lead singer too. Our last one just checked himself into the hospital for that nasty rash problem.

the66afghans

07-13-03, 06:14 PM

We're looking for a bassist. Are you rail thin and lacking real musical talent?

my ears are burning.

and, for the record, this is actually kinda cute: :furious:

Quaker.

Jenna

07-13-03, 06:18 PM

We're the road crew for Lord of the Dance.
And Novelty... he's the Lord, dance-wise.

Herod

07-13-03, 06:18 PM

Quaker.
His unnatural love for oatmeal is what gave him away, right?

Sexy Celebrity

07-13-03, 06:22 PM

We're looking for a bassist. Are you rail thin and lacking real musical talent?

I wanna be your singing diva -- Jasonja!

Verybigbuns

07-14-03, 04:13 AM

I should have known. Only you could be so bold.If by bold, you mean hung like a giraffe, I concur. And by concur, I mean masturbate.

nebbit

07-14-03, 07:42 AM

If by bold, you mean hung like a giraffe, I concur. And by concur, I mean masturbate.

Concur is that a new word for masturbate? :eek:

Sexy Celebrity

07-14-03, 10:39 AM

You know, I hardly ever heard "concur" used until Leonardo DiCaprio said it in Catch Me If You Can. I swear that's gotta be why everyone is concuring these days.

Undine

07-14-03, 05:41 PM

If by bold, you mean hung like a giraffe, I concur. And by concur, I mean masturbate.

Well, colour me surprised.

That's quite a vivid picture, VBB...I'm having flashbacks of the Okanagan Game Farm from when I was a kid. Heh, I remember my dad's face was very red as he explained what that was on the giraffe.

Are you done yet?

Verybigbuns

07-14-03, 05:47 PM

Are you done yet?Yep.

Verybigbuns

07-14-03, 05:48 PM

You know, I hardly ever heard "concur" used until Leonardo DiCaprio said it in Catch Me If You Can. I swear that's gotta be why everyone is concuring these days.That, plus the whole AIDS epidemic.

Undine

07-14-03, 06:32 PM

Yep.

Six minutes...not bad.

nebbit

07-14-03, 07:50 PM

Thats it! six minutes :eek:

Andy Dufresne

07-14-03, 10:51 PM

Six minutes...not bad.

I can remember thinking it would take a man 600 years to tunnel through the wall with it... ol' Andy did it in less than 20.

Undine

07-14-03, 11:13 PM

I can remember thinking it would take a man 600 years to tunnel through the wall with it... ol' Andy did it in less than 20.

That's a mighty strong tool you have there, Andy. :o

nebbit

07-15-03, 05:10 AM

Must be the Hulk :eek: