View Full Version : I am drunk and just had sex with the 7th fleet....ask me anything thread
I am here to answer all of your questions. :D
SamsoniteDelilah
07-12-03, 09:37 PM
I am here to answer all of your questions. :D
Is it true, what they say about seamen?
Is it true, what they say about seamen?
Just like potato chips, you can't just have one ;)
You just have the cutiest av ever. I so need an av. I am going to start a new thread and see if anyone can help me.
I am so totally drunk and hope people ask me questions.
HarryCaul
07-12-03, 10:07 PM
Is it true, what they say about seamen?
Why do they call a camel the ship of the desert?
Because it's full of Iraqi seamen!
Why do they call a camel the ship of the desert?
Because it's full of Iraqi seamen!
HarryCaul I am laughing so hard I just spit a mouthful of tea all over my computer. I've made such a mess and my stomach hurts so mucy from laughing. Oh my gosh, I can't catch my breath. You are hysterical.
I think we are going to have a lot of fun posting together. Nice to meet you.
SamsoniteDelilah
07-13-03, 03:28 AM
... Nice to meet you.
HA HA HA HA!!
Andy Dufresne
07-14-03, 11:01 PM
How can you be so obtuse?
How can you be so obtuse?
Well, first you take an angle, see? Then you make it larger than 90 degrees.
Ba-dum-dum!
Andy Dufresne
07-15-03, 12:45 AM
Well, first you take an angle, see? Then you make it larger than 90 degrees.
Ba-dum-dum!
It's my life, don't you understand? It's my life!
Relevancy doesn't really apply in the Miscellaneous chat forum.
It's like the Twilight Zone, except hosted by a professional basketball player or something.
Beale the Rippe
07-15-03, 01:49 AM
Hahahaha. The sad thing is that it is true.
Hahahaha. The sad thing is that it is true.
No, no...the true thing is that it is sad.
No, no...the true thing is that it is sad.
No, no, no: is thing sad true that the is.
Lets not talk of sad things as I want to :bawling:
So back to it, now Jenna are you really a gorgeous black man? :randy:
MyRobotSuit
07-15-03, 10:40 AM
Jenna, Have you ever been obcessed by a particular type of fruit? For example some people get obcessed by apples and pretend that each one they have is a friend and have funerals for the ones that go really out of date.
Jenna, Have you ever been obcessed by a particular type of fruit? For example some people get obcessed by apples and pretend that each one they have is a friend and have funerals for the ones that go really out of date.
Well, of course, who doesn't. I am looking for someone to play taps tonight for Mrs. Banana funeral. Are you available?
Lets not talk of sad things as I want to :bawling:
So back to it, now Jenna are you really a gorgeous black man? :randy:
I am totally hott. ;D
SamsoniteDelilah
07-15-03, 07:27 PM
I am totally hott. ;D
::nods::
Andy Dufresne
07-15-03, 10:00 PM
I am totally hott. ;D
Word.
I am totally hott. ;D
Well cool down, :idea: Are you male or female or whatever. :eek:
Ive been away from here too long, what the hell is with this?
Ive been away from here too long, what the hell is with this?
Nice to have you back :D
This is what happens when you are not here to look after us. :rotfl:
Nice to have you back :D
This is what happens when you are not here to look after us. :rotfl:
It is rather sad, Leave for one month and already there is sex and alcohole on my beloved site and moved features and furnature.
I am totally hott. ;D
me too !!! :p (I'm taken already sorry)
first post a pic on the boards and we'll be the judge of that.... :idea:
me too !!! :p (I'm taken already sorry)
first post a pic on the boards and we'll be the judge of that.... :idea:
I saw yours, not bad, a bit young for me, old enough to be your ummmmm Grandmother. :eek:
How come I couldn't open the one of your sweetie, or is that her as your Avatar. :D
How come I couldn't open the one of your sweetie, or is that her as your Avatar. :D
yes....she is my avatar! ;D What do you mean open up one of her?
yes....she is my avatar! ;D What do you mean open up one of her?
Oh she is very cute :yup: isn't that sweet.
I ment in the thread where people post their pictures. I tried to open what I thought a picture of her, while I was browsing.
Can you time travel to December 11, 2017 and preemptively answer this question before I ask it?
BOOYASHAKA!
I think I just won this game. Actually I dunno. I didn't read anything. Just a random search result look I g for the drunk
*pees in corner to mark it*
If ever I become a FJ that's totally my stage name. D-runJ
LOVE that the text "I'm drunk and I just had sec with" is showing up on my whatever you call it feed.
Captain Steel
12-11-17, 09:41 PM
I never heard of "Jenna" before... but I miss him/her already!
Captain Steel
12-11-17, 09:46 PM
Wrong damn tbreaf
Are YOU drunk, ynwtf?
(And have you had sex with any fleets lately?)
cat_sidhe
12-11-17, 09:49 PM
Wrong damn tbreaf
Not your fault buddy, I was so confident on the night to have spelled thread title correctly. :facepalm:
Wrong damn tbreaf
Are YOU drunk, ynwtf?
(And have you had sex with any fleets lately?)
No fleets in my bed sheets no. And SUPES!!! I don't think we've posted directly to each other in some time. I drop the occasional like because you cra k me up. Just sayin.
And no. So not drunk. Just in a good random mood.!
Captain Steel
12-11-17, 10:13 PM
No fleets in my bed sheets no. And SUPES!!! I don't think we've posted directly to each other in some time. I drop the occasional like because you cra k me up. Just sayin.
Thanks and likewise!
So disappointed this thread is only two pages.
So disappointed this thread is only two pages.
Ohme too. I gave up drinking several months ago and wanted to live vicariously through the threaf. You'll have to lead the charge, ynwtf.
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