Yoda Vs EVERYONE [Archive]

MyRobotSuit

07-08-03, 07:49 AM

Read this book: How To Make Friends And Influence People. I've never read it, but it might help you out.

great stuff r3 ;)

In many forums the admins are challenged by the members. It doesn't happen here because Yoda is a fair guy who doesn't use his 'powers' to bide his interests. That's good because when you read his posts you can relate to him as a fellow member of this commmunity and not some sort of warden not to be crossed with. Well, that's just my perception anyway.

Sir Toose

07-08-03, 10:36 AM

I'm with yoda.

Aniko

07-08-03, 10:50 AM

akSADDAMak you haven't been here long...I don't think you realize how much the regulars respect and like Yoda. Maybe you should PM him and sort out your issues.

Now where's my cheerleading outfit....
Yoda...Yoda...Yoda!

Austruck

07-08-03, 11:27 AM

Yoda's no bully... He knows better than to cross me. He knows I'll start passing out naked pictures of him as a baby and telling stories of his infant projectile vomiting.

Hope that clears things up.

Aniko

07-08-03, 11:36 AM

Monkeypunch

07-08-03, 01:42 PM

Wait a minute...is akSADDAMak really Django in "disguise"? Django, is that you?!?

Anyways, I definitely go with Yoda over this guy.

Herod

07-08-03, 02:15 PM

I went with everyone, because I hate Chris.
:D

akSADDAMak

07-08-03, 02:29 PM

Why?
refer to Donnie Darko thread
He needs attention.
wow, i thought you squelched me. you can never be trusted again. anyways, you should already know why, you were in that thread. not only are you psycho anaylizing someone you dont know, but youre also completely ignoring the facts just so you can make some kind of wacked out point. go get some reefer, kid. plus, if i did it for attention, i would name the thread akSADDAMak vs everyone (which would be more accurate). no, but honestly, are you so like mentally divergent that you dont see that i do this for kicks, not for 'attention'?
Now where's my cheerleading outfit.....
probably left it at the party with the other homoerotic guys.
Wait a minute...is akSADDAMak really Django in "disguise"? Django, is that you?!?
nah, but i'm about to split with anticipation to see this django guy. he sounds so much cooler then most of these beotches. yes. i did just use the word beotches.

Herod

07-08-03, 02:32 PM

probably left it at the party with the other homoerotic guys.
First of all, Anikos a woman. Second of all, did you mean "homosexual guys"? Because the other thing doesn't really work. And third of all, f*cking cool it.

akSADDAMak

07-08-03, 02:40 PM

First of all, Anikos a woman.
IT WAS A JOKE. EVER HEAR ONE BEFORE.
Second of all, did you mean "homosexual guys"? Because the other thing doesn't really work.
No, i meant what i said. that's right, homoerotic is a word. go get a dictionary cause your obvoiusly a little lost when it comes to vocabulary.
And third of all, f*cking cool it.
you ****ing cool, im not the one with the name 'hemeroid'

Yoda

07-08-03, 02:45 PM

No, i meant what i said. that's right, homoerotic is a word. go get a dictionary cause your obvoiusly a little lost when it comes to vocabulary.
He didn't say it wasn't a word, brainiac. He said it wasn't the right word.

Austruck

07-08-03, 02:49 PM

I particularly liked him calling Slay a kid. Those of us over 30 love getting carded at clubs and love being mistaken for kids. Makes us feel eternally young. Or just immature.

Herod

07-08-03, 02:50 PM

No, i meant what i said. that's right, homoerotic is a word. go get a dictionary cause your obvoiusly a little lost when it comes to vocabulary.
No, actually I've never heard of a dictionary. (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=homoerotic)
Anyways, in case you don't feel like following the link, homoerotic is defined as "Of or concerning homosexual love or desire." So while you could use it to describe a party, it doesn't really work to describe people.

you ****ing cool, im not the one with the name 'hemeroid'
Why is it that all of the trolls always make fun of my username? But you're right, if we completely ignore the given number of letters, selection of letters, and the reality of the situation, my username is in fact an improperly spelled version of the word "hemorrhoid".

akSADDAMak

07-08-03, 02:52 PM

He didn't say it wasn't a word, brainiac. He said it wasn't the right word.
"ho·mo·e·rot·ic ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hm--rtk)
adj.
Of or concerning homosexual love and desire.
Tending to arouse such desire."

nope, damn yoda, looks like it's the right word. braniac, on the other hand, see, i think the word youre looking for is "ImaGreenMidget"

(I WAS DROPPED ON MY HEAD AS A CHILD... REPEATEDLY)

Herod

07-08-03, 02:56 PM

It's funny that I just used that same definition to prove you wrong.

What a strange world.

Austruck

07-08-03, 02:58 PM

It's a word. It's an adjective. But it's not the word you wanted.

I proofread books for a living, and I would have flagged that as wrong. Sorry.

Also, ad hominem arguments are childish and pointless. It usually means the person has nothing left to say.

akSADDAMak

07-08-03, 02:59 PM

homoerotic is defined as "Of or concerning homosexual love or desire."
that is, if you choose to ignore the other definition(posted above).

But you're right, if we completely ignore the given number of letters, selection of letters, and the reality of the situation, my username is in fact an improperly spelled version of the word "hemorrhoid".[/QUOTE]
i was just thinking that some one smart would choose a username that isn't several letters away from hemorrhoid(i'm SO sorry that i didn't know how to spell that, i don't have to much experiance with hemorrhoids). for instance, it would not be smart to choose the username ISUCKONLARGEBENIS. it's just a little over the top.

akSADDAMak

07-08-03, 03:00 PM

It's funny that I just used that same definition to prove you wrong.

What a strange world.
"Tending to arouse such desire"
OOPS. MISSED THAT PART DID WE.
austruck, you sound like you have a great life. you ****in loser.

r3port3r66

07-08-03, 03:04 PM

Tending to arouse such desire."

SInce Yoda is not a homosexual, there is no way that that he would be aroused with such desire. I think "homoerotic" would then only apply to one stimulated by seeing it and gets "turned on". It's only homoerotic if it turns a man/woman on.

Sir Toose

07-08-03, 03:06 PM

*yawn*

Another troll, eh?

I think by now we're all pretty used to troll activity. Fire away, Saddam... continue making yourself look stupider and stupider and we'll just keep laughing at you.

Monkeypunch

07-08-03, 03:07 PM

(i'm SO sorry that i didn't know how to spell that, i don't have to much experiance with hemorrhoids).

This guy IS a hemorrhoid. Seriously, I DO NOT see why we have to put up with this abuse. Yoda. I ask you again. Make an example of this guy and BAN HIM from MOFO. Do it for all the loyal regulars who do not need every thread ruined buy an insulting little turd like akS! Think of the children! You let Django crap all over us, and you're letting this guy do the same. PLEASE, for the love of GOD, keep this @rsehole off of MOFO!

Monkeypunch

07-08-03, 03:10 PM

austruck, you sound like you have a great life. you ****in loser.

Are we really going to let him get away with THIS?!?

BAN HIM!!!

Sir Toose

07-08-03, 03:18 PM

Such biting wit, I really am impressed.

Really.

Sarcasm has to be grounded in truth to be effective. So far, you're a monkey with a keyboard. Why not try a little harder? Oh I know, you were absent for connect the dots class.

r3port3r66

07-08-03, 03:23 PM

Uh-oh...........

Yoda

07-08-03, 03:25 PM

nope, damn yoda, looks like it's the right word. braniac
No, it's not. Aniko wearing a cheerleading outfit isn't "homoerotic" unless you think cheerleading outfits are masculine, genius.
i was just thinking that some one smart would choose a username that isn't several letters away from hemorrhoid
Agreed. Far smarter to choose a username which sounds a bit like "sodomy."

Sir Toose

07-08-03, 03:27 PM

damn, im not the one whos disclosed that they ****in prooffread books for a living. looks like im the one laughing, douche.

You need a proofreader for your posts, Einstein.

You're trying to rattle the cage but the fact is you are not smart enough.

Keep going, I need the entertainment.

Sir Toose

07-08-03, 03:29 PM

Agreed. Far smarter to choose a username which sounds a bit like "sodomy."

Now THAT is wit, take notes mongoloid.

akSADDAMak

07-08-03, 03:32 PM

No, it's not. Aniko wearing a cheerleading outfit isn't "homoerotic" unless you think cheerleading outfits are masculine, genius.
yoda, remember how we had that little conversation about it being a joke? you shouldn't dwell so deeply in how homoerotic cheerleading outfits are. it makes you seem way too embroiled in the subject.
Actually, you aren't on topic either. you're just an *******.
i believe the entire reason of this thread is to be an *******. so im exactly on topic.
:furious:
You WILL show people some F*CKING RESPECT. or what? you're gonna cry to yoda some more? but look who's getting angry over a ****in forum. i've got to say, you are most obvoiusly the man.

and yoda, ooo, nice signature there, very creative, next time though, you should pick something more crafty and not something that reflects your placid style.

Herod

07-08-03, 03:32 PM

"Tending to arouse such desire"
OOPS. MISSED THAT PART DID WE.
austruck, you sound like you have a great life. you ****in loser.
So if we stretch the rules of grammar a bit, you could get away with it meaning a party full of guys who are so attractive as to arouse homosexual desire from other men.
Quite scathing, indeed. And I've no doubt it's what you intended for it to mean.

i was just thinking that some one smart would choose a username that isn't several letters away from hemorrhoid
You're right! It's only SIX LETTERS DIFFERENCE! I'm such an idiot! I can't believe I missed that!

I don't think he should be banned, no one's dying from the abuse here, and I think we've already proven with Django that the problem will clear itself up.

Monkeypunch

07-08-03, 03:33 PM

So far, you're a monkey with a keyboard.

I am a monkey with a keyboard....oh wait, you weren't talking about me ( I hope). But Monkeys are smarter and can come up with better comebacks than akS. You owe monkeys an apology! :D

Yoda

07-08-03, 03:43 PM

yoda, remember how we had that little conversation about it being a joke? you shouldn't dwell so deeply in how homoerotic cheerleading outfits are. it makes you seem way too embroiled in the subject.
You're backpedaling faster than a dyslexic Lance Armstrong. You stated, clear as day, that the definition fit. It doesn't. You're wrong. And your "joke" wasn't even remotely funny, either.

and yoda, ooo, nice signature there, very creative, next time though, you should pick something more crafty and not something that reflects your placid style.
It's from The Prisoner. But of course, you woudn't know that.

In case ya'll are wondering, yes, I've hidden a number of his posts, and yes, he's been banned. And so has his alter-ego, CopKiller. Yet another cause of a sad individual whose only defense stems from their schizophrenia.

Sir Toose

07-08-03, 03:43 PM

I am a monkey with a keyboard....oh wait, you weren't talking about me ( I hope). But Monkeys are smarter and can come up with better comebacks than akS. You owe monkeys an apology! :D

My deepest apologies, oh most exhalted MonkeyMoFo. I certainly never meant to impugn your integrity sir.

I shall alter that statement to read (as well as mean) "Neanderthal" with a keyboard.

Simian respect shall forthwith be my motto.

Monkeypunch

07-08-03, 03:47 PM

My deepest apologies, oh most exhalted MonkeyMoFo. I certainly never meant to impugn your integrity sir.

I shall alter that statement to read (as well as mean) "Neanderthal" with a keyboard.

Simian respect shall forthwith be my motto.
:rotfl:

Herod

07-08-03, 07:45 PM

This was fun.
We need more trolls.

blibblobblib

07-08-03, 09:09 PM

This was fun.
We need more trolls.

Yes! Roll on the next attention seeking walking dictionary homoerotic unloved little hemorrhoid!

Who will it be next?...... :eek: :confused:

Yoda

07-10-04, 07:37 PM

This was a good thread. I liked it.

John McClane

07-10-04, 07:47 PM

Damn. I just saw this thread and I missed out on the fun. Yes, we need another troll. Only this time: bigger, more stupid, uglier, and of course, hairier. :D

r3port3r66

07-10-04, 08:08 PM

Yoda is a closet hemorrhoid, with homoerotic tendencies. You heterosexuals make me laugh! Especially the young one's: they like, don't have a clue about what life is/will be like in the future. Bring on the Bimbos!

The Taxi Driver

07-10-04, 08:24 PM

dammit i cant believe i missed this it was hilarious.

Garrett

07-10-04, 08:48 PM

So the spoon won, right?

John McClane

07-10-04, 09:13 PM

So the spoon won, right?
Yes, Garret. The spoon won.

Eyes

07-13-04, 11:11 PM

it seems a lot of us missed the fun

kaisersoze

07-14-04, 02:05 PM

hmmm VS in what?
I don't think you have set up the game right.

SamsoniteDelilah

07-14-04, 05:01 PM

I'd give it 8/10 stars. :up:

7thson

08-24-05, 02:24 AM

I particularly liked him calling Slay a kid. Those of us over 30 love getting carded at clubs and love being mistaken for kids. Makes us feel eternally young. Or just immature.
Your over 18? Well stars n garters :eek: .:D

Austruck

08-24-05, 09:46 AM

LOL, yeah, well, hate to burst your bubble, but Yoda is now 21 and I'm his mom, and I had him when I was older than he is now, so you do the math. ;)

LordSlaytan

08-24-05, 10:55 AM

Man...This guy still chaps my hide even after a year or so.

Darth Stujitzu

08-24-05, 11:06 AM

Hey Slay, I've got some cream for that, don't you just hate having a chapped hide? :laugh:

IMO the guy was just spoilin' for a fight. Taking on the big dog in his own yard, sheer stupidity.
Same goes for Sunfrog and his sell me the Mofo site, as Sean Connery would say " There can be only one " winner, my moneys on Yoda!

7thson

08-24-05, 11:20 AM

LOL, yeah, well, hate to burst your bubble, but Yoda is now 21 and I'm his mom, and I had him when I was older than he is now, so you do the math. ;)
So you are 18...yayyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!;)

I was never any good at math. Well you at least present yourself as Young at heart so therefore you are young in my book:D

Austruck

08-24-05, 12:01 PM

Thanks. My kids are a bad influence on me. ;)

nebbit

09-01-05, 06:35 AM

LOL, yeah, well, hate to burst your bubble, but Yoda is now 21 and I'm his mom, and I had him when I was older than he is now, so you do the math. ;)

You will always be younger than me :goof:

Austruck

09-01-05, 10:26 AM

You're only as old as everyone on MoFo thinks you are. ;)

(So that means we're both about 12.)

Tea Barking

09-02-05, 06:27 AM

I voted for spoon beacuse of it's great performance in the matrix.
Also it's the ticks war cry.

Sexy Celebrity

09-06-05, 06:03 PM

How did I miss this thread? Maybe it began that week my modem was fried...

Anyways, homoerotic cheerleading outfits? Ummm.... how would this be possible. Let's do math:

1 Cheerleading outfit + 1 male to wear it = Male in cheerleading outfit
Male in cheerleading outfit + drag queen persona = Charlene Cheery, if Charlene subtracts fake jelly breasts for hard, masculine pecs that would = scary drag queen in cheerleading outfit... that's not homoerotic at all. ummm.... - the drag queen persona... male in cheerleading outfit... x 12.... = twelve men in cheerleading outfits. too high of a number for this problem. subtract 12. 1 male in cheerleading outfit... - skirt.... + black leather pants... with a cheerleader top. that's not right. too bizarre, not homoerotic. ummm... + 2 pom poms.... - black leather pants... + skirt with camoflage design.... ooooh, I may be getting somewhere. + leather cap + Village People singing in the background.... + mustache.... this is either a guy in a homoerotic cheerleading outfit, or it's Ms. Nunce, the butch female gym teacher. I dunno. I can't do math! Someone check my answer.

Eyes

09-06-05, 07:44 PM

Can I change my vote to the spoon?

The_Butcher

09-06-05, 08:08 PM

If you guys think he wants attention then why are you giving it to him? You souldn't even bother with topics like this.

Austruck

09-06-05, 09:55 PM

I can't do math! Someone check my answer.

I think you, uhh, switched a sign somewhere. So to speak.

sunfrog

09-06-05, 11:12 PM

The sad thing is that Yoda's going to grow up and vote someday. And what's even sadder is that we tried to straighten him up and failed. And even sadder than that is there are many Yodas.

Austruck

09-06-05, 11:21 PM

Hate to burst your bubble, sunfrog, but Yoda already votes. A lot. ;)

A Scary Kid

09-22-05, 12:31 AM

that's it guys. A Yoda Vs EVERYONE thread.

You know I just can't help but laugh when I see threads like this. There has been so many in the past. With each new user who registers and has some bone to pick with Chris. Pretty pathetic..... :rolleyes:

Anonymous Last

09-22-05, 01:20 AM

Did the spoon win?

nebbit

09-22-05, 02:17 AM

SamsoniteDelilah

09-22-05, 02:21 AM

You know I just can't help but laugh when I see threads like this. There has been so many in the past. With each new user who registers and has some bone to pick with Chris. Pretty pathetic..... :rolleyes:
Threads like this always result in more positive things being said about the subject than negative. Yoda knows we love him, so I'm sure he just sits back and smiles.

Yoda

03-13-06, 03:06 PM

Did the spoon win?
There is no spoon.

adidasss

03-13-06, 03:09 PM

i take it Mr. Yoda is ultra bored and/or clicking on threads guests are viewing?

Golgot

03-13-06, 03:11 PM

I think he should be banned from posting altogether. It's just not natural.

Are you ill Chris? Is that what this is? ;)

(Oh wait, i get it, you're filling in for TJ. In that case, i'd like to order a small rant about Spider-Man's all-over underwear please)

Yoda

03-13-06, 03:13 PM

Heh. I was just looking through some old reputation (see why in the Proposal: Rep Transfer (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=11696) thread), and found this thread. 'Tis a funny one.

adidasss

03-13-06, 03:15 PM

i think you should ban yourself just the same....just for the giggles...

Eyes

03-15-06, 02:18 PM

I just can't believe the spoon still has the lead

Yoda

03-15-06, 04:35 PM

I just can't believe the spoon still has the lead
It's pretty sad when my nemesis is a piece of cutlery.

Travis Bickle

03-15-06, 04:48 PM

You get some weirdos talking to you when you're an admin don't you. I've been busy with my forum lately, and there's a lot of people who come on and talk a load of sh*te and annoy other members.

Yoda

03-15-06, 05:03 PM

Yeah, there are a number of things I've had to get used to. Spam was pretty infuriating at first. Eventually it became annoying. And I eventually learned how to minimize it while inflicting only minimal inconvenience on new members.

Every now and then you have to ban some idiot and they go off on you. Sometimes they're angry enough to register a couple extra accounts, and you have to ban each one (and delete all their posts). It might go a few rounds, but it's always more work for them to keep coming back than it is for you to keep slapping them down, so eventually they tire of it.

Travis Bickle

03-15-06, 05:06 PM