Survivor VII: MoFo Penitentiary

[Nope1172]

Cool, I don't know how free I am to duel tomorrow, but I'll let you know

[Sexy Celebrity]

Basically, nothing's really set in stone yet. I just need to hear from Rhys. If I don't hear from Rhys, he's expelled, and there is a duel between Daniel and Nope tomorrow. Whenever they can both be on.

[TheUsualSuspect]

Best thing Rhys can do is just let the duel happen. See what happens.

[TheUsualSuspect]

Good night mofos.

[Sexy Celebrity]

May I ask what happen if there are two people with no cellmates? (let's say both of their cellmates were eliminated) Can those 2 lonely bastards go together in a cellmate? :D Or they automatically lose the right to dual immunity?

OOOOOOHHHHHHH you people ask me too many questions.

I WORK IN THE MOMENT.

99.9% of how this game will play out hasn't been decided by me, yet. But I will FIGURE IT OUT! That is how I work. That is how I receive inspiration.

Possibly you guys will be switching cells. Maybe not. Depends what feels right to me. BE SURPRISED.

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=26825&stc=1&d=1472613461

[Nope1172]

If Raul is here, I can duel now.

[Topsy]

Its Daniel youre up against :)

[tatmmw2]

The best day is the one you don't know that day it is :)

[Nope1172]

Yeah I meant Daniel, but for some reason said Raul.

[Topsy]

Gosh,Michael Madsen Is so hot,he can come see my cave anytime
https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/1762570.main_image.gif

[Nope1172]

Gosh,Michael Madsen Is so hot,he can come visit me anytime
https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/1762570.main_image.gif

https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9gx9zNW851qe3aixo1_500.gif

[Topsy]

Go on and punish me
http://i63.tinypic.com/160v5nb.jpg

[tatmmw2]

Go on and punish me
http://i63.tinypic.com/160v5nb.jpg

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[rauldc14]

Gosh,Michael Madsen Is so hot,he can come see my cave anytime
https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/1762570.main_image.gif


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[TONGO]

Found out Rhys was asleep cause wherever he and his GF are, its like 6 am right now. She said hes still asleep, but I wouldnt be surprised if he comes on here the next 2-3 hrs.

[TONGO]

http://x.annihil.us/u/prod/marvel/i/mg/0/03/51f32805164c3.jpg

"The true game has begun! By quickening the process with a seemingly benevolent act, Mr Nopes fierce fight has revealed in the vote the playing field laid before me and mine.

Impressive.

Now this will play out by vote or duel, but either way the information turned out to be invaluable."

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/y6Iixo7D5Kg/hqdefault.jpg

[Rhys]

Voted. Sorry for the wait. Timezones suck.

[Sexy Celebrity]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeTRCNwV4D8

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=26827&stc=1&d=1472637121

HELLO, MOFOs.

I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.

There's been a secret that's been kept from you until now.

Sigoursexy Weaver is not really this penitentiary's warden.

THERE IS NO WARDEN.

And the host of this game has always been.....

ME.

I am Jigsexy.

And you are playing a game that I am running.

YOU ARE BEING TESTED.

You have all been convicted of terrible crimes.

You have done the world wrong in some way.

I WANT TO HELP ONE OF YOU
CHANGE YOUR LIFE.

One of you... who really wants to change....

Will SURVIVE this game... and make it out alive.

You will be the last one standing.

Whoever you happen to be.

You will walk out of here.

You will DESERVE to walk out of here.

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=26828&stc=1&d=1472637129

I tried to help Sigoursexy Weaver.......

She was really another criminal,
just like the rest of you. Another one
I was trying to help.................

But she failed me tonight......

With how she was running this game.......

Trying to expel Rhys.........

Trying to get people to change their votes........

Revealing that Dan and Nope were almost tied......

And allowing dumbasses like Bruno and Lutz
to host a competition.

THAT WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN.

I will take care of her..... right now:

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=26829&stc=1&d=1472637141

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahx3Z-Aaay0

And now.... I am about to take care
of the first loser of this game.

Rhys has voted.

And it's time to electrocute the first
MoFo to lose this game.

THERE IS NOT GOING TO BE A DUEL......

For Rhys did NOT vote for Daniel M.........

I will not reveal who he did vote for.........

That is not how we play this game.

But take my word for it........

MR. NOPE

IS THE FIRST TO BE

ELECTROCUTED.

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=26830&stc=1&d=1472637147

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahx3Z-Aaay0

Thank you, MoFos.

Stay tuned.

There will be more blood.

SURVIVOR VII:
MOFO PENITENTIARY

14th place: Nope1172

[Daniel M]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/12TtQtbOJr0T8A/200_s.gif

[Rhys]

I don't like sharing my cell.

[DalekbusterScreen5]

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/tardis/images/b/b9/War_Doctor_in_his_TARDIS.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140402034800

"So Mr Nope's the first one gone, eh? I wonder just who this Jigsexy is...."

[TheUsualSuspect]

Interesting that Rhys decides to lower his chances of getting immunity during the challenges.

[rauldc14]

Jigsexy, I like it. Look forward to the challenge tonight

[Sexy Celebrity]

Interesting that Rhys decides to lower his chances of getting immunity during the challenges.

You assume too much.

It's a new day, MoFos.

Let's all switch cellmates again.

NEW CELLMATES LIST

Cell #1:
Daniel M and Rhys

Cell #2:
TheUsualSuspect and TONGO

Cell #3:
MonnoM and CosmicRunaway

Cell #4:
rauldc14 and Wolfsbane

Cell #5:
Topsy and tatmmw2

Cell #6:
CiCi and DalekbusterScreen5 and RedFoot

These cellmates may (or may not) change with each round.

You also may not get immunity with your cellmate if your cellmate wins a competition.

THE NEXT COMPETITION IS AT 5 P.M. EST TODAY.

If you win, your cellmate (or cellmates) has immunity, as well.

After the competition, it's time to vote out someone new.

Thank you, MoFos.

[TheUsualSuspect]

Cell #6 has the advantage!!!!

https://media.giphy.com/media/L7VDqjH4w8wBa/giphy.gif

[Sexy Celebrity]

Cell #6 has the advantage!!!!

https://media.giphy.com/media/L7VDqjH4w8wBa/giphy.gif

*shrugs*

Eat one of them.

[TheUsualSuspect]

I eat DalekbusterScreen5, they are eliminated from the game.


Done.


Whew.


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[Sexy Celebrity]

I eat DalekbusterScreen5, they are eliminated from the game.

Hmmmm. He didn't eat RedFoot. That one must be his new alt account.

[rauldc14]

Dale survived?

[TheUsualSuspect]

Hmmmm. He didn't eat RedFoot. That one must be his new alt account.

I guess I should play someone with a multiple personality disorder.

[TheUsualSuspect]

I guess it's in Tongo's hands for me. I'll be on my way home (2 hour drive) from work at 5.

Good luck Tongo.

[CiCi]

Day -

Yesterday, I was subjected to the most horrifying experience of my 69 29 year long life. *gulps* I was forced to share a cell... and let me tell you, the place stunk of piss, it looked like it hadn't been refurbished since Columbus came here, it reminded me of my trip to Mississippi. There was no wifi, no television, and worst of all... No mini bar :sick:

But, after initial hostilities between us both began to settle down, I began to develop a warm sensation down there. It could have been aggressive thrush from being in such a close proximity to a dog, or it could have been my loins aching to jump her. But regardless, shewolf suddenly pinned me down, and made "50 Shades of Grey" look like a church mass.

I'll spare the sordid details, but let me tell you, I was in need of some vaseline and a wheelchair afterwards. Then I was escorted out of my room... and into another cell with 2 young men. I'm going to have to channel my inner Mrs. Robinson here ;)

[DalekbusterScreen5]

[CENTER]I eat DalekbusterScreen5, they are eliminated from the game.


Done.


Whew.



You forgot that I'm playing as a Time Lord. Just regenerated into the 9th Doctor. :p

[Sexy Celebrity]

SPECIAL OFFER:

Ask Yoda to TEMP BAN you from Movie Forums for 48 hours (2 days), and receive immunity in the game until you come back, AND get 1 immunity idol to use anytime afterwards, as well as 2 hypnosis powers.

Yoda must confirm that you temp banned yourself.

This offer is good for only one player (whoever does it first) and the offer expires at 5 P.M. EST today.

[rauldc14]

I would, but I have a countdown to run .

[TheUsualSuspect]

SPECIAL OFFER:

Ask Yoda to TEMP BAN you from Movie Forums for 48 hours (2 days), and receive immunity in the game until you come back, AND get 1 immunity idol to use anytime afterwards, as well as 2 hypnosis powers.

Yoda must confirm that you temp banned yourself.

This offer is good for only one player (whoever does it first) and the offer expires at 5 P.M. EST today.

Juicy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think a couple of people are asking Yoda to be temp banned......

Only one can do it! Preferably the person who asked first.

[rauldc14]

It's a big risk in a game but also there's a huge reward attached. Interested to see who goes through.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I thought nobody would wanna do it. I was waiting to hear, "GIVE US A BIGGER REWARD!"

[CosmicRunaway]

Why didn't someone wake me in time to watch the first execution?! I was looking forward to the screams and the aroma of burnt flesh.

https://mistercomfypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/star-trek-122-space-seed-01.png

(I actually was at work, not asleep, but whatever)

[Yoda]

So, I don't want to have to pick between people who asked me, obviously, but is the rule here that whoever asked me first should get it?

[CosmicRunaway]

That would be fair.

[Yoda]

Okay, TUS it is.

[rauldc14]

Talk about your curve ball to a game

[Sexy Celebrity]

Great. The man with 1,000 alt accounts gets the temp ban rewards.

Since I can't prove that he has 1,000 alt accounts.....

TheUsualSuspect has grabbed the SPECIAL OFFER.

He will be temp banned for 48 hours.

He will be immune for probably two executions, and he will receive 1 immunity idol and 2 hypnosis powers upon his return.

[RedFoot]

Good for him, but that means he also loses a vote too.

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=26832&stc=1&d=1472649913

[rauldc14]

Good point, Red Foot.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He loses a vote?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, you mean he can't vote.

[CosmicRunaway]

I think RedFoot means that his allies lose one sure vote for the eliminations he will miss.

[CosmicRunaway]

I think the hypnosis powers and immunity idol more than make up for that though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

So he should be back at around 9:18 A.M. EST or so on Friday.

[DalekbusterScreen5]

I think the hypnosis powers and immunity idol more than make up for that though.

I agree. I wish I had the temporary ban.:D

[rauldc14]

Who else went for the ban?

[CiCi]

I was very tempted to, Rauld. But I'm not Amish, so I couldn't handle 48 hours without this, I'd have withdrawal symptoms :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

He is truly in SOLITARY CONFINEMENT now.

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=26833&stc=1&d=1472650492

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=26834&stc=1&d=1472650500

[Sexy Celebrity]

I agree. I wish I had the temporary ban.:D

Rodent wishes you did, too.

[rauldc14]

I was going to take the ban, but didn't want to disappoint the product actually following the 50s countdown.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I was going to take the ban, but didn't want to disappoint the product actually following the 50s countdown.

You should have. That would have given this game some attention.

[TONGO]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lidn2sTk0b1qd7clz.jpg

"What is this?! Havent even had my coffee, and Ive PMs and pages to read in thread?!

Doctor TONGO hates mornings....."

[CosmicRunaway]

...so did The Usual Hannibal actually eat Dalek? Or just part of him?

I'm wondering how much damage the Doctor could sustain before he is unable to regenerate into a new body. It's very important to me that this information be known. It's for...private purposes.

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--2sRFuRNA--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/18ofsaisqj8hfjpg.jpg

[Sexy Celebrity]

HELLO, DOCTOR TONGO.

I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU.

I AM JIGSEXY, AND I AM
THE REAL HOST OF SURVIVOR VII.

[DalekbusterScreen5]

...so did The Usual Hannibal actually eat Dalek? Or just part of him?

I'm wondering how much damage the Doctor could sustain before he is unable to regenerate into a new body. It's very important to me that this information be known. It's for...private purposes.]

I regenerated before The Usual Hannibal could properly digest me. I had hoped the ears wouldn't stand out so much...that's the problem with regeneration, you see: it's like watching the lottery and hoping your numbers come up. Except they never do...and in this case, I have stupidly large ears. Look at them: stupid! People will be calling me a dark elf.

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/tardis/images/f/fd/9th_Doctor.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100414114025

[Daniel M]

How do TUS' allies feel about this move then?

[Wolfsbane]

How do TUS' allies feel about this move then?

Trying to flush out alliance members, brilliant.

[Daniel M]

Trying to flush out alliance members, brilliant.

Nope, I know who they all are already.

[Wolfsbane]

TUS is gonna have a lot of catching up to do.

[TONGO]

How do TUS' allies feel about this move then?

^ That.

I would do a Doctor TONGO post on this one but I already have done one this page, trying to spread him out where people arent sick of his face ;).

If I left my alliance high and dry with nothing but a target sticker to wear.....yeah if I was in TUS's alliance Id be trying to do a switch now before it looks like its being done out of desperation.

[TONGO]

lol! Wonder how many other MoFo games or tourneys have people PMing Yoda to be temporarily banned? :laugh: He probably wants to chuck this thread into outer space.

[Wolfsbane]

I would have taken it. I'm sure you would have too Doctor Tongo.

[tatmmw2]

So Topsy is my new rroomie, as long as you don't touch my stuff, there will be no problem, good thing she is called maneater, so that anything that doesn't have a cook is safe from her
https://media.giphy.com/media/XDoyFjn9eVsT6/giphy.gif

[Nope1172]

Well, i tried my hardest. Good on you guys, no hard feelings :)

[TONGO]

Im surprised Rauld isnt using a Red avatar. Cmon Rauld Shawshanks your favorite. :)

[rauldc14]

I should, but as a 50s host it's my duty to keep the Rear Window one :)

[TONGO]

I should, but as a 50s host it's my duty to keep the Rear Window one :)

Ah! I understand.

[TONGO]

Looking forward to the 5 o'clock challenge :)

[Topsy]

Internets not been working all day..you dont even know the frustration.
I was ready to tear my cage apart
http://i68.tinypic.com/2u9se43.gif

[Topsy]

So Topsy is my new rroomie, as long as you don't touch my stuff, there will be no problem, good thing she is called maneater, so that anything that doesn't have a cook is safe from her


O`Hay there Roomie!
Depends on what you mean by safe,just ask Cici Bluth in her wheelchair
But dont be scared,my bite dont hurt..

http://i66.tinypic.com/23wmz2b.gif

..much

[MonnoM]

http://p9.storage.canalblog.com/92/70/175889/10716039.jpg

[DalekbusterScreen5]

Internets not been working all day..you dont even know the frustration.
I was ready to tear my cage apart
http://i68.tinypic.com/2u9se43.gif


Sorry, that was my doing. I needed to use the entire capacity of your internet connection to contact UNIT 'coz I can't stop the monsters while I'm in here. Must have short-circuited your modem in the process. Give me time and I'll hook you up to the Intergalactic Space Station Banana Dot Sixty Six hotspot.

http://www.kasterborus.com/tardis/ninth-doctor-christopher-eccleston/dr9_9.jpg

[tatmmw2]

But dont be scared,my bite dont hurt..
..much
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[Topsy]

You`re resistance is cute,
I`ll just be over here waiting
http://i67.tinypic.com/2pq6c9j.gif

[TONGO]

Internets not been working all day..you dont even know the frustration.
I was ready to tear my cage apart


I have power, but dont know how being theres a tropical storm going on. I just drove back and literally the water was so high I could have reached out my car window and been elbow deep in it. Amazingly enough, my car never stopped. I didnt know Honda Accords were half submarine :eek:

[CiCi]

I have power, but dont know how being theres a tropical storm going on. I just drove back and literally the water was so high I could have reached out my car window and been elbow deep in it. Amazingly enough, my car never stopped. I didnt know Honda Accords were half submarine :eek:

Still not as wet as Topsy or myself last night

http://static.thefrisky.com/uploads/2012/05/02/Lucille-Bluth-400x300.jpg

[Swan]

https://az616578.vo.msecnd.net/files/2016/05/19/635992799846567858-1944932391_tumblr_inline_n6rfrvG9L81qbacj7.gif

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[TONGO]

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/numol/28909047/7408/7408_original.gif

Actually Nicholas Cage would be a pretty money character to play. Lots of great source material there.

[CosmicRunaway]

My room mate just looked over my shoulder as I was looking at pictures of Ricardo Montalbán and inquired as to what I was doing. I said I was playing Khan in this Survivor game. His response was simply "Makes sense".

I'm not sure how to feel about that.

https://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me1xbnXTst1r3i95ho1_500.gif

[Topsy]

Getting all HotNBothered just thinking about it Cici
http://i65.tinypic.com/a0i9hx.jpg

That sucks though Tongo! Hope your car doesnt get any later damage from it.
I think im gonna have to go buy a new computer tomorrow,i dont know if its just the computer or the whole connection aswell.Great news is my phone is ruined too which means i myself will be financially ruined for the next months :sick:

[TONGO]

https://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me1xbnXTst1r3i95ho1_500.gif

Maybe they knew you had a mad crush on Mr Rourke ;) I used to love Fantasy Island. He was incredible as Khan, really surprised it didnt carry his career further forward.

[Topsy]

My room mate just looked over my shoulder as I was looking at pictures of Ricardo Montalbán and inquired as to what I was doing. I said I was playing Khan in this Survivor game. His response was simply "Makes sense".

I'm not sure how to feel about that.





You should marry him.

but seriously,that made me laugh so much

[TONGO]

That sucks though Tongo! Hope your car doesnt get any later damage from it.
I think im gonna have to go buy a new computer tomorrow,i dont know if its just the computer or the whole connection aswell.Great news is my phone is ruined too which means i myself will be financially ruined for the next months :sick:[/FONT]

Try a reputable Pawn Store, you may be able to save a chunk of change.

[rauldc14]

I'm hoping I can contend in this challenge. I haven't done any good at any challenge the past couple seasons I've taken part in, save for one random group challenge.

https://media.giphy.com/media/Ay48rYYqhZRlK/giphy.gif

[Topsy]

Try a reputable Pawn Store, you may be able to save a chunk of change.

pawn stores only exist on tv over here :lol: :lol: But thanks for the tip though!

[CosmicRunaway]

I have power, but dont know how being theres a tropical storm going on. I just drove back and literally the water was so high I could have reached out my car window and been elbow deep in it.
I heard about that storm. Hopefully things don't get any worse, and luckily you survived the trip home. :up:

I think im gonna have to go buy a new computer tomorrow,i dont know if its just the computer or the whole connection aswell.Great news is my phone is ruined too which means i myself will be financially ruined for the next months :sick:
And even more bad news. Have you tried taking your computer (and/or phone) to a repair shop? It might cheaper to get it fixed than to buy a new one.

[tatmmw2]

I fixed my phone it cost me a lot, 60$ here is kind of a lot, only to have the missfortune of letting it fall in the little space between my nightable and my bed! :bawling: When I recover I will go again to the place they fixed my phone the first time just to see if they can give me an offer. If it wasn't for Survivor, this would be the worst week ever! Sick from the stomach since saturday and not being able to eat anything, not going to college and missing important topics, and THE PHONE I just fixed got cracked again ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[CosmicRunaway]

Is Survivor cursed or something? A lot of people seem to be having rough times/bad luck.

How do you keep damaging your phone though tat? Do you have a cover/case for it? If not you might want to invest in one of those.

[rauldc14]

This survivor is certainly cursed, it's hosted by Jigsexy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

My phone broke a few hours before the final challenge (the "Operator" challenge) in Survivor VI.

I just got a new one. That's why I said I was having a bad morning that day.

[rauldc14]

If people stay on, looks like we will have a good chunk of the competitors here.

[tatmmw2]

1rst time: I went out the bus a few stops before my home so that I could go walking by the parks since here is starting to begin spring so the sun is really nice after all this cold. And I decided to play Pokemon Go, somehow it started to fall and I was so dumb that I take it from the headsets :facepalm: So yeah, the common thing happened, the headsets got unplugged and I watch with regret how my iphone falled and got the screen like split from the rest of the phone. Apparently a change of battery was all it takes, so I did it.

Now the 2nd time I just said it, bad luck, I was feeling sick, dizzy with nausea and there is this EVIL pit between my night table and my bed were it magically happens to fall my phone again. At least it's not as worst as last time, so I will wait, struggle a little with the keyboard, use Siri to call and then take it so that they take a look hopefully it won't be as expensive

[rauldc14]

Alright, let's get this rolling!

[Daniel M]

Where is SC?

[MonnoM]

I'm ready. Let's get this show on the road.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/24/22/f9/2422f95e341dda66694c5375863919f4.jpg

[TONGO]

1rst time: I went out the bus a few stops before my home so that I could go walking by the parks since here is starting to begin spring so the sun is really nice after all this cold. And I decided to play Pokemon Go, somehow it started to fall and I was so dumb that I take it from the headsets :facepalm: So yeah, the common thing happened, the headsets got unplugged and I watch with regret how my iphone falled and got the screen like split from the rest of the phone. Apparently a change of battery was all it takes, so I did it.

Now the 2nd time I just said it, bad luck, I was feeling sick, dizzy with nausea and there is this EVIL pit between my night table and my bed were it magically happens to fall my phone again. At least it's not as worst as last time, so I will wait, struggle a little with the keyboard, use Siri to call and then take it so that they take a look hopefully it won't be as expensive

Id bust that night table into a million pieces to get my phone, car keys, or whatever. Those little spots where stuff falls never to be recovered, hell no :nope:

[TONGO]

Here and ready, I almost fell asleep and missed this, but the thunder woke me.

[tatmmw2]

Scooby Doo where are you? Funny enough SCooby Doo starts with SC

[MonnoM]

Scooby Doo were are you? Funny enough SCooby Doo starts with SC

Tat, I love you. Don't ever change.

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=26835&stc=1&d=1472676861

I'M BAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Did you MIST me?

I know -- you thought I was gone for good.

But getting JIGSAW to change his mind
isn't the 10,000 piece JIGSAW puzzle you think it is.

First, I BEGGED and I BEGGED......

Then I got down on my knees......

Then I UNZIPPED HIS PANTS.......

And I gave him the most
AMAZING BLOWJOB
(three times)

And finally, before he passed out,
he told me to host today's competition.

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=26836&stc=1&d=1472676865

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's right.

It's ALMOST time....

for another edition of......

CELEBRITY
GUESSING GAME

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=26837&stc=1&d=1472676869

I'll be back when it's time.

*kisses*
*licks*
*blows*
*licks other places*

[Daniel M]

Might as well post the rules now

[Sexy Celebrity]

Might as well post the rules now

*licks*

[TONGO]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=26835&stc=1&d=1472676861

I'M BAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Did you MIST me?

I know -- you thought I was gone for good.

But getting JIGSAW to change his mind
isn't the 10,000 piece JIGSAW puzzle you think it is.

First, I BEGGED and I BEGGED......

Then I got down on my knees......

Then I UNZIPPED HIS PANTS.......

And I gave him the most
AMAZING BLOWJOB
(three times)

And finally, before he passed out,
he told me to host today's competition.

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=26836&stc=1&d=1472676865

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's right.

It's ALMOST time....

for another edition of......

CELEBRITY
GUESSING GAME

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=26837&stc=1&d=1472676869

I'll be back when it's time.

*kisses*
*licks*
*blows*
*licks other places*

"Oh Lady Godoggo, where for art thou?"

http://i2.wp.com/theculturalgutter.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/sad-doom.jpg?resize=496%2C393

[tatmmw2]

I knew Jigsexy was lying! There was no way Bruno wasn't the host! :) I'm glad I'm early, maybe too early

[Nope1172]

Hey SC, if you're ever looking for a guest host, I'll be glad to step in.

[Sexy Celebrity]

FOR THIS GAME......

I WILL RANDOMLY GIVE YOU CLUES

YOU DO NOT ASK ME QUESTIONS!

YOU GUESS ONE CELEBRITY ONLY PER POST.

IT'S JUST LIKE YESTERDAY, ONLY I GIVE YOU
RANDOM CLUES AT TIMES, AND YOU
DON'T ASK ME ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Daniel M]

Unlimited guesses though yeah, just one per post... okay... cool

[rauldc14]

Whoopie Goldberg

[TONGO]

All set

Jake Gylennhal :)

[Sexy Celebrity]

LET'S START!!!!!!!

HERE'S YOUR FIRST CLUE:

THIS PERSON HAS BEEN IN MOVIES!

[Daniel M]

Cricket

[TONGO]

Jack Nicholson

[Daniel M]

Tobey Maguire

[Daniel M]

Jesus

[rauldc14]

Carrot Top

[MonnoM]

George Clooney

[TONGO]

Jake Gylennhal again

[tatmmw2]

Is Jack Sparrow an actor?

[TONGO]

Boy George!:yup:

[Daniel M]

Jake Gyllenhaal

[TONGO]

Heath Ledger

[tatmmw2]

Bono!

[TONGO]

Jake Gyllenhaal

Hopefully correct spelling doesnt matter

[MonnoM]

Hopefully correct spelling doesnt matter

Don't give him ideas.

[tatmmw2]

I don't remember Bono's name at all, or if he is an actor

[Daniel M]

I was just joking around because you posted him twice, I don't think it will

[rauldc14]

Roseanne

[TONGO]

Susan Sarandon

[TONGO]

Grace Slick

[CosmicRunaway]

Topher Grace

[Sexy Celebrity]

THIS PERSON HAS A VAGINA!!!!

I HOPE! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[TONGO]

Grace Jones

[Daniel M]

Boy George

[tatmmw2]

WHERE IS MY ROOMIE TOPSY?!!

[DalekbusterScreen5]

Chris Pratt

[MonnoM]

Lady Gaga.

[rauldc14]

Sigourney Weaver

[tatmmw2]

Rosie" O'Donnell

[Topsy]

careful with you guesses!

[CosmicRunaway]

Jennifer Lawrence

[MonnoM]

Roseanne.

[TONGO]

DIVINE

[CosmicRunaway]

Pam Grier

[DalekbusterScreen5]

Meryl Streep

[TONGO]

MADONNA

[Daniel M]

Anne Frank

[tatmmw2]

Trump is an actor with a vagina right?

[CiCi]

Dame Edna

[CosmicRunaway]

Britney Spears

[TONGO]

Kathy Bates

[rauldc14]

Bea Arthur

[DalekbusterScreen5]

Karen Gillan

[CosmicRunaway]

Jane Fonda

[tatmmw2]

Lupita Nyong'o

[CiCi]

Kathy Bates

[MonnoM]

Michelle Pfeiffer.

[CiCi]

Rosie O Donnell

[rauldc14]

Vivica Fox

[CosmicRunaway]

Christina Ricci

[TONGO]

Kathy Bates

I said it first - hmph ;)

[Sexy Celebrity]

Pam Grier

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=26838&stc=1&d=1472677728

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUESSED THIS ALREADY......

PAM GRIER IS THE ANSWER!

THE NEXT CLUES WERE GONNA MENTION HER BIG BOOBS, BEING BLACK, HAVING HAD CANCER, AND FINALLY BEING IN A QUENTIN TARANTINO MOVIE.

YOU AND YOUR CELLMATE (WHO WAS YOUR CELLMATE?) HAVE IMMUNITY!!!!!!!!!!

[tatmmw2]

Rosie O Donnell
Hey!

[Daniel M]

The Queen

[TONGO]

Gena Davis

[CiCi]

I said it first - hmph ;)

I was going to say Divine as well, but then I saw you posted it :lol:

[Topsy]

aw dang. I thought you only had one guess per post lol

[rauldc14]

Vivica would have fit most of the other criteria. I was close.

[tatmmw2]

Winning Survivors is really not about luck

[CosmicRunaway]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_P38oum6ipz0/SwQGYp_VpaI/AAAAAAAAABQ/M9uAcpLvBxE/s1600/S02-khan_and_joachim_(battle_stations).png

[MonnoM]

Oh, yeah! :highfive:

[TONGO]

Good job Cosmic! :) :up:

[rauldc14]

Well done, and a very fun game SC :up:

[DalekbusterScreen5]

Nice one Cosmic!

[TONGO]

Oh I meant to ask Sexy, since TUS is my cellmate, can I use/steal his immuity idol?

Never hurts to ask ;)

[Sexy Celebrity]

COSMICRUNAWAY AND MONNOM HAVE IMMUNITY!!!!!!

AS WELL AS THEUSUALSUSPECT!!!!!

[Daniel M]

Pam Grier

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh I meant to ask Sexy, since TUS is my cellmate, can I use/steal his immuity idol?

Never hurts to ask ;)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

But I have something else you could steal........

HINT: It hurts.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

IT'S TIME TO VOTE OUT
THE NEXT SURVIVOR PLAYER!!!!!

CosmicRunaway, MonnoM and TheUsualSuspect have immunity!

EVERYBODY VOTES.

You may vote out one of the following people:

TONGO
Daniel M
Rhys
DalekbusterScreen5
RedFoot
CiCi
Topsy
rauldc14
Wolfsbane
tatmmw2

[tatmmw2]

Pretty sure the colored names are a clue for the Final Challenge where you need to get everything together

[TONGO]

Pretty sure the colored names are a clue for the Final Challenge where you need to get everything together

Tats the quiet unseemly genius amongst us :yup:

[Sexy Celebrity]

Pretty sure the colored names are a clue for the Final Challenge where you need to get everything together

I'll just clue you in now --

They're not going to be.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's too exhausting (and too boring) for me, to have to come up with something like that.

[tatmmw2]

You mean..not anymore :cool:

[Sexy Celebrity]

I just like coloring things.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I should just change my name to Sexy Crayola.

[rauldc14]

Next challenge will be a coloring contest

[Sexy Celebrity]

Next challenge will be a coloring contest

If I could figure out how to do something like that............

[tatmmw2]

I still have my Shoe from the coloring challenge in Speed Survival I

[TONGO]

If I could figure out how to do something like that............

Searching thru your threads last game I found one you made where you warped famous movie posters and people tried to guess them. Thatd be perfect for Survivor :)

[Daniel M]

I googled "Michael Scott colours" to see if I could find anything funny to post with slight relevance to the thread...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-MgiUb1h44

[TONGO]

I still have my Shoe from the coloring challenge in Speed Survival I

Oh I remember that damn shoe :mad: I wrote a poem about The Thing, and it lost to that shoe :mad:

[MonnoM]

Searching thru your threads last game I found one you made where you warped famous movie posters and people tried to guess them. Thatd be perfect for Survivor :)

I'd like something like that.

[Daniel M]

Movie poster things are fun

[DalekbusterScreen5]

Next challenge will be a coloring contest

Sounds interesting. How does it work? Do we upload pictures we've coloured in to the thread?

[Sexy Celebrity]

And I'll just say it now --

ANOTHER IMMUNITY CHALLENGE TOMORROW AT 5 P.M. EST.

TheUsualSuspect is already immune for that one, too, but it should be the last time he'll be immune, since he'll be back on Friday. God, I can't believe he really temp banned himself. Do you think he really only has one account here? Honestly, people?

[rauldc14]

Sounds interesting. How does it work? Do we upload pictures we've coloured in to the thread?

I'm down

[tatmmw2]

What about this: 10 questions about movies or dildos or whatever, the answers are used in the search bar to look for a Letter or Number, when you have all 10, you can get the link of a youtube video which you need to post in the thread :)

For example this video: youtube.com/watch?v=R8kDsM0M-vg all youtube URLs are similar except from the last 10 characters, let's say that:

Question 1: What is Mr T's favorite Color? then you look up Brown in the forum and there is a post with a gigant "just colored" character R with all 10 you have the link and win...a curse!

[Sexy Celebrity]

There won't be a competition where you upload pictures you color.......

[Sexy Celebrity]

What about this: 10 questions about movies or dildos or whatever, the answers are used in the search bar to look for a Letter or Number, when you have all 10, you can get the link of a youtube video which you need to post in the thread :)

For example this video: youtube.com/watch?v=R8kDsM0M-vg all youtube URLs are similar except from the last 10 characters, let's say that:

Question 1: What is Mr T's favorite Color? then you look up Brown in the forum and there is a post with a gigant "just colored" character R with all 10 you have the link and win...a curse!

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=26840&stc=1&d=1472679559

[DalekbusterScreen5]

There won't be a competition where you upload pictures you color.......

Good. I'd be hopeless at it. :p

[rauldc14]

I'd be bad at it, but it would have been hilarious.

[tatmmw2]

I suck at explaining I just wanted to share this cool video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8kDsM0M-vg

[DalekbusterScreen5]

I'd be bad at it, but it would have been hilarious.

The thread could have just been renamed 'Movie Forum Members Do The Funniest Things'. :D

[Daniel M]

A challenge should be who can create the best alias account.

[TONGO]

A challenge should be who can create the best alias account.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/06/f7/df/06f7dfa9692e1126bf4c65b5bdf74b52.jpg

[MonnoM]

A challenge should be who can create the best alias account.

And convince Yoda we're spammers. Then we all end up IP banned and Beatle comes back to a deserted forum.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I have an idea for a challenge that somebody will have to judge.... I don't wanna be the one who judges it. So, any volunteers (not playing the game) wanna judge my future contest?

Here's a hint -- I'd like to have Captain Spaulding judge it. But I'm afraid he wouldn't do it. If you bug Captain Spaulding to judge this particular contest for me, and he agrees to it, and he refers you to me as the person who made him judge, you get one free hypnosis power.

I'd like to run this contest after tomorrow's contest, so TheUsualSuspect can play in it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The contest would be..... you have to write a story about a fictitious criminal activity you may have done (as your character) or you would do.

Send the story to the judge (which I'd like to be Captain Spaulding, since he may enjoy reading them), and his favorite story wins.

[tatmmw2]

Pretty sure Topsy already bet me to it

[Sexy Celebrity]

If Captain Spaulding won't do it, my second choice for judge is Swan.

I'd like it to be someone with a dark imagination.

AboveTheClouds could be another possibility, but I can't imagine he'd do it.

[Daniel M]

Do I get a reward if I get Swan to do it?

[Daniel M]

He likes to be impartial in most situations and not choose things over others, I think, otherwise he'd be a good choice.

[CiCi]

And convince Yoda we're spammers. Then we all end up IP banned and Beatle comes back to a deserted forum.

In a forum used by thousands hundreds tens of people across the world, not one of them ever suspected they'd be terrorised by...

THE KOREAN SPAMMERS

But they were vanquished by the guardians of this realm known only as Mods

But now... a new group is forming, and they're coming...

SURVIVOR SQUAD

Delete your PMs, turn on invisible mode, because nothing can save you from these relentless fiends who stalk the night to cause havoc to your internet home

Why are they doing this? To destroy friendships, to start feuds, and to win a contest that doesn't actually have a prize...

COMING TO A LAPTOP/COMPUTER/MOBILE NEAR YOU THIS AUTUMN 2016!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Do I get a reward if I get Swan to do it?

Ummmm..... I don't know. I wanna push you all to get Captain Spaulding for me.

[TONGO]

Ummmm..... I don't know. I wanna push you all to get Captain Spaulding for me.

I sent Spaulding a PM. Hes gonna bug out when he sees his PM box. :laugh:

[Sexy Celebrity]

They could even possibly both judge and have to agree to the same winner together. If they both wanna do it.

[TONGO]

I sent a PM to ATClouds. I didnt send one to Swan as Im sure everyone already has.

[tatmmw2]

A challenge should be who can create the best alias account.
I have a few in mind:

Tatoux
2mmwtat
The Tat
Toda
Miss Tat
Sexy Tat
Tatgo
GoTatGo
NotTatmmw2
Thys
The Tatslinger
tauld
Tatsy
Mr Tat (without . apparently)
tatket
Teatle
tatoodies
TatStark
TheUsualTat
Tatstiny
CosmicTat
The Tatent
Chance
Tatzoa
Tedai
Tatwick
Tatquois
Tatden Pike

and last but not least: PineApple!

[Daniel M]

I have a few in mind:

Tatoux
2mmwtat
The Tat
Toda
Miss Tat
Sexy Tat
Tatgo
GoTatGo
NotTatmmw2
Thys
The Tatslinger
tauld
Tatsy
Mr Tat (without . apparently)
tatket
Teatle
tatoodies
TatStark
TheUsualTat
Tatstiny
CosmicTat
The Tatent
Chance
Tatzoa
Tedai
Tatwick
Tatquois
Tatden Pike

and last but not least: PineApple!

Or simply: Tat M

Anyway I sent Spaulding a message, I feel like he's not gonna do it though especially if everyone else jumped in and sent him one too. If you want Swan to do it I'll be able to get him too, I'm pretty sure, but see if Spaulding says anything first.

[TONGO]

I gtg, will be back later.

[TONGO]

Im back, whose votes we waiting on? If Rhys hasnt voted I doubt he will tonight.

[Rhys]

I have now. :p

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=26841&stc=1&d=1472686564

YOU RACIST A$$HOLES.

F**KING RACIST GAME THIS IS.

FIRST, YOU BELIEVE THESE GAMES ARE RUN ONLY BY WHITE PEOPLE.

WELL, I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU!

I, JADA PINKETT SEXY, AM THE REAL HOST OF THIS GAME!

RACIST JIGSEXY WAS JUST A CRAZY INMATE WHO WAS DELUDED AND THOUGHT HE WAS THE HOST. WELL, HE'S DEAD NOW! HIM AND THAT BRUNO WERE HAVING SEX AND BRUNO JUST F**KED HIM TO DEATH!

I AM THE HOST!

ME! A BLACK WOMAN!

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=26842&stc=1&d=1472686570

WHAT? YOU THINK BLACK WOMEN CAN'T HOST SURVIVOR GAMES?

LET ME PROVE YOU WRONG!

AND I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT YOU RACISTS HAVE JUST DONE!

YOU GUYS JUST VOTED OUT RED, AKA RAULDC14.

NOW I HAVE TO GO AND ELECTROCUTE TO DEATH ONE OF MY BROTHERS!

WITH 8 VOTES AGAINST HIM, HE HAS TO DIE NOW BECAUSE OF ALL YOU RACISTS!

I DIDN'T EVEN GET EVERY VOTE, BUT 8 IS ENOUGH TO KILL HIM!

THERE WAS ONE VOTE AGAINST TONGO, PRAISE JESUS, SOMEBODY ACTUALLY WANTED TO KILL WHITEY FOR ONCE.

RACISTS! RACISTS! RACISTS! ALL OF YOU!

RED.......

I AM TRULY SORRY ABOUT THIS.

I'VE CALLED EVERY BLACK GOSPEL CHURCH IN AMERICA. THEY'RE PRAYING FOR YOU.

YOU BETTER BELIEVE OPRAH IS GONNA PRODUCE A MOVIE ABOUT YOU, AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE NOBODY'S GONNA WIN AN ACADEMY AWARD FOR IT.

REMEMBER THAT BLACK JESUS IS WATCHING OVER YOU.

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=26843&stc=1&d=1472686575

HE WILL TAKE YOUR HAND AND GUIDE YOU TO BLACK HEAVEN.

I'M SORRY..... I HATE DOING THIS........

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=26844&stc=1&d=1472686580

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahx3Z-Aaay0

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=26845&stc=1&d=1472686584

THERE! HE'S DEAD! JUST LIKE YOU WANTED HIM!

DIDN'T YOUR MAMAS EVER TELL YOU THAT
BLACK LIVES F**KING MATTER?!?!?!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

THEY DIDN'T, 'CAUSE THEY'RE RACIST, TOO!

SURVIVOR VII:
MOFO PENITENTIARY

14th place: Nope1172
13th place: rauldc14

[rauldc14]

Wow. Not surprised. Tongo at his tricks again.

[rauldc14]

Feels great to be lied to by a bunch of people 2 votes into the game. And Topsy couldn't even answer my PMs.

[TONGO]

Wow. Not surprised. Tongo at his tricks again.

No trick. Me and you were in an alliance last game, and not once did you return a PM, not even one time. Now as soon as youre in danger here I hear from you first thing? Cmon man.

[rauldc14]

No trick. Me and you were in an alliance, or were supposed to be last game, and not once did you return a PM, not even one time. Now as soon as youre in danger here I hear from you first thing? Cmon man.

So apparently the last game bleeds with this game? You're an a*hole

[TONGO]

So apparently the last game bleeds with this game? You're an a*hole

Yes Rauld! Thats what learning from your opponent does, it bleeds over to the next game! :rolleyes: Do you think everyone turns off their mind everytime TUS plays?! Stop being a whiny ass, you brought this on yourself.

[rauldc14]

Yes Rauld! Thats what learning from your opponent does, it bleeds over to the next game! :rolleyes: Do you think everyone turns off their mind everytime TUS plays?! Stop being a whiny ass, you brought this on yourself.

F u

[CiCi]

Yes Rauld! Thats what learning from your opponent does, it bleeds over to the next game! :rolleyes: Do you think everyone turns off their mind everytime TUS plays?! Stop being a whiny ass, you brought this on yourself.

For a game, I've always found your attitude on these things to be absolutely repugnant.

[rauldc14]

Don't worry everyone, Tongo will tell everyone exactly how to play it next round :rolleyes:

[TONGO]

F u

"Why Red, does this mean I cant count on your vote? Im sorry I couldnt be a doddering tool for you till TheUsualHannibal returns, armed for bear.

Just know that this was a strategic decision, and not a personal one."


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[rauldc14]

No. It isn't strategic. It's personal. You've had something personal against me for awhile now, and that's what really ticks me off. I can see why Camo won't join another game because you have something personal against him too. And Cici.

[TONGO]

For a game, I've always found your attitude on these things to be absolutely repugnant.

So things dont go your way and he has a fit, and its my actions that are repugnant?! I dont remember cussing anyone after getting voted out, for that matter neither did you when you were. I find your personal jabs when being undone in a strategy game tiresome CiCi.

[TONGO]

No. It isn't strategic. It's personal. You've had something personal against me for awhile now, and that's what really ticks me off. I can see why Camo won't join another game because you have something personal against him too. And Cici.

Obviously you believe that. Was it personal that TUS went after Dan first thing? No. You were targetted for the same exact reasons Rauld. I am telling you upfront, I am now, and no Rauld this was not personal.

[rauldc14]

Chalk that up to three people that won't play a survivor game again because of Tongo.

[rauldc14]

You target me every game, every vote. You targeted me on the first vote too.

[Swan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pdWAcK6Eh8

[rauldc14]

I actually think Tongo has an alt in this game too, though I won't say who until the end, so watch what you say.

[CiCi]

So things dont go your way and he has a fit, and its my actions that are repugnant?! I dont remember cussing anyone after getting voted out, for that matter neither did you when you were. I find your personal jabs when being undone in a strategy game tiresome CiCi.

Pot calling kettle black has never been more appropriate here :lol:

Do people not play this game because of me? And when have I ever thrown a fit when I was eliminated? I urge you to look at S4 and S5, because neither time I did I resort to insults when I was voted off. You, on the other hand, go berserk.

Yes, I've said things to you. But that's because you still have digs at me and Camo months on following S5.

And yes, some of the things you've said to other people in the games I've been in are absolutely vile.

Finally, I am a bit upset now, yeah, but that's only because god knows how many people have been lying to me from the start. Even people who I was close to before this game like Topsy. So I'll apologise in advance for that :lol:

[Swan]

I actually think Tongo has an alt in this game too, though I won't say who until the end, so watch what you say.

I'm secretly everyone's alt.