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This is NOT a 100 worst movies ever made list.
This is a 100 worst movies that WE have seen, OUR barometer, OUR taste. No film is sacred. For instance, Terrence Malicks The Thin Red Line will definitely be on my list, and I fear some will put Forrest Gump on theirs :eek: Im curious how many "supposed favorites" will make an appearance, or if it will mostly be comprised of films universally despised.
Just to belabor the point - I made a thread a long time ago, What was the movie that made you love movies?, this list is the exact opposite. More like the movie that disappointed you so much it was like a kick in the pants. Thats not good. :nope:
I want to thank Camo for offering to "be there" if I need it, this is my first countdown, and I know I can count on him to point out any errors. ;)
Please PM me your 25 Worst Films Youve Ever Seen list. Films will receive one to twenty-five points, depending on its place on each MoFo's numbered ballot. The 100 listed will be the films with the most point totals. #1 means the WORST film youve ever seen. Ties are broken by which film appear on more ballots. Please do not publicly reveal all of your personal choices until the entire list has been presented. ill list the top 100, and the countdown will be Edit in - since we want to wait till the 50s List is done first, Ill wait on announcing a deadline. When I do the reveal I will list 2 a day, which I guess is the standard pace.
LETS HAVE FUN!!! :)
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CosmicRunaway
08-23-16, 12:57 PM
Without thinking about this too hard, there's already a dozen movies I definitely have to put on my list. I don't think I'll be rewatching any of these to make sure their ranking is correct. I'm just going to go with my gut on this haha.
Miss Vicky
08-23-16, 12:58 PM
Why only 25?
I realize this is a list with very broad parameters, but it seems strange to me to set such a low number before knowing what sort of results you're going to get.
rauldc14
08-23-16, 01:00 PM
Why are we talking about 3 other countdowns as another countdown is going on?
Why are we talking about 3 other countdowns as another countdown is going on?
Why only 25?
I realize this is a list with very broad parameters, but it seems strange to me to set such a low number before knowing what sort of results you're going to get.
Cause I dont know what the hell Im doing and theres 3 ongoing Countdowns already (Action, 50s, and I guess Sci-Fi), so I dont want this to be a chore or overload for anyone. Just fun. :)
CosmicRunaway
08-23-16, 01:03 PM
Is Rodent still doing that performances list too?
I post commented cause its the first Im hearing of this. I brought this up in the Next MoFo Countdown? thread and thought thered be no friction. Ask Rodent. If this is a real issue I can nix this, I asked around first though.
CosmicRunaway
08-23-16, 01:41 PM
I think it'll be fine, especially since this will probably be over before that one really starts in earnest (if it's still a thing).
My short list already has 40+ movies on it, and I keep thinking of more. I know I'm forgetting some really important ones. The hardest part is going to be deciding which of these are actually the worst 25.
The Rodent
08-23-16, 01:46 PM
Probably gonna still be a bit before I can do the performances list. I got no photoshop still.
I'll definitely put in my 25 for this one though.
The Rodent
08-23-16, 01:56 PM
Already got a prelim list. Just fine tuning it.
The Rodent
08-23-16, 02:00 PM
Sent. Am I first again? I normally am.
Cool :) I didnt think a lil 25 Countdown would be any trouble to all you hardened listmakers out there. Gideon could snort 25 picks out faster than a speeding ticket.
Sent. Am I first again? I normally am.
First again! The streak continues..... :)
Oh yeah Rodent, you got some real facetwisters on there.
The Rodent
08-23-16, 02:15 PM
The top 4 on my list are because of the guy that made them. He's a total bellend if I'm honest :D
Chypmunk
08-23-16, 02:17 PM
The top 4 on my list are because of the guy that made them. He's a total bellend if I'm honest :D
That's no way to talk about Spielberg :eek:
That's no way to talk about Spielberg :eek:
Oh my.... Please nobody put JAWS on their list. :) Of course you could, Id count & include it, but Id just look at your PM and cry. :bawling:
The Rodent
08-23-16, 02:23 PM
I want to change my list.
Jaws as my #1 :D
I want to change my list.
Jaws as my #1 :D
No no no! Its finalized! Its Bonafide! :lol:
Sent mine in. I managed to successfully put some of these out of my mind until today. But it's worth it to see them publicly ridiculed!
gandalf26
08-23-16, 04:51 PM
So, which Star Wars prequel will be number 1???
I know Jar Jar and Wahlbergs venture with Shamalayan should make an appearance, at least Id hope so. Oh, those movies physically stunned me they were so bad.
The Rodent
08-23-16, 04:56 PM
Episode II is far worse than I.
I'm pretty sure a couple of mine will show. Maybe 8 of them.
Sexy Celebrity
08-23-16, 05:25 PM
So the countdown is only 25 movies instead of 100?
I'm disappointed by this. It would have been more fun if there wasn't an actual countdown, but people simply listed 25 movies they thought were the absolute worst, in order. Now we have to wait two months in total boredom.
The Rodent
08-23-16, 05:32 PM
I hate to agree with SC, but this should definitely be a 100 or a 50. 25 does seem a bit short.
Sexy Celebrity
08-23-16, 05:40 PM
If you hate agreeing with me, then you hate being right.
cricket
08-23-16, 05:42 PM
Top 100!!
Omnizoa
08-23-16, 06:02 PM
I'm in favor of increasing the list size too, my movies probably won't appear otherwise.
CosmicRunaway
08-23-16, 06:16 PM
If you don't want to do a full 100 countdown, maybe at least do the 50 worst?
Uh..., then Id be stepping on the toes of the other 3 top 100 countdowns going on now.
CosmicRunaway
08-23-16, 06:30 PM
What about if you revealed more than 2 each day so that the countdown part was over sooner?
Omnizoa
08-23-16, 06:32 PM
Go 50.
The Gunslinger45
08-23-16, 06:34 PM
I'm all for the countdown, but we should discuss this AFTER the 50's is over.
Guaporense
08-23-16, 06:38 PM
Full 100 countdown. Already have an idea for my list.
Citizen Rules
08-23-16, 06:38 PM
I'm all for the countdown, but we should discuss this AFTER the 50's is over.Amen to that! Raul has worked really hard on the 1950s Top 100 Countdown. We should wait until it's over.
I liked to join the Worst Movies Countdown but I can't do that until after the 50s countdown is done....Then let's make this a Top 100 Worst movies.
started trying to put a list together,its actually more difficult than i thought!
You have movies that you know are going to bad-that end up being bad,but then you have the ones that should have been good-that end up being bad. which is worse? :lol: Also i keep seeing potential in crap movies when i try to add them to the list.
Miss Vicky
08-23-16, 06:40 PM
Well Tongo did say that the deadline for this is in two months. It takes about that long to finish revealing a traditional MoFo Top 100 countdown, so it wouldn't be conflicting with it anyway.
gandalf26
08-23-16, 06:46 PM
Episode II is far worse than I.
I'm pretty sure a couple of mine will show. Maybe 8 of them.
Personally its the other way around for me.
Amen to that! Raul has worked really hard on the 1950s Top 100 Countdown. We should wait until it's over.
I liked to join the Worst Movies Countdown but I can't do that until after the 50s countdown is done....Then let's make this a Top 100 Worst movies.
All right that works. Ill make this a top 100, but we all will wait till the 50s list is over, I can move the deadline if necessary - cool?
Omnizoa
08-23-16, 06:55 PM
*shrug*
Citizen Rules
08-23-16, 06:57 PM
Tongo it's not up to me, it's your decision. I was just stating my opinion like everyone else was. I just think too many list at one time diminishes the fun...and I think your idea rocks! I really do like it. So I'd like to see a full 100 Worst movies:p
All right we will do a 100 Worst, but I wont announce a deadline till the 50s List is done. This way everyones happy. Ive PM'd Loner if he can change the 25 to 100.
All right we will do a 100 Worst, but I wont announce a deadline till the 50s List is done. This way everyones happy. Ive PM'd Loner if he can change the 25 to 100.
Just realized that the first one is supposed to be the worst of the bunch. My list wasn't in order. Damn it, this is going to be a tough one. I'll get back to you.
Just realized that the first one is supposed to be the worst of the bunch. My list wasn't in order. Damn it, this is going to be a tough one. I'll get back to you.
Just list up to 100, you dont have to go to 100. If you wanted just your top 25 could be your submission.
Think everybody means you send your top 25 like normal but you do a Countdown of 100 movies instead of 25. Don't think they mean that we send top 100 lists.
So is the first one on the list still supposed to be the worst of the worst? That's the tough bit right there. I have no problem listing more.
The Rodent
08-23-16, 07:23 PM
Yeah we send in 25... and the most 100 gets in. Like a normal countdown.
From the title of the thread we all had the impression that the list would only be a list of 25 by the end of it all so we were asking for it to be a MoFo Top 100.
Think everybody means you send your top 25 like normal but you do a Countdown of 100 movies instead of 25. Don't think they mean that we send top 100 lists.
No they were wanting to list 100, but the only right way to do that is wait till the 50s list is over. After that Ill announce the reveal date for this.
So is the first one on the list still supposed to be the worst of the worst? That's the tough bit right there. I have no problem listing more.
Correct :up:
cricket
08-23-16, 07:27 PM
No, send 25, reveal 100-after 50's!
Yeah we send in 25... and the most 100 gets in. Like a normal countdown.
From the title of the thread we all had the impression that the list would only be a list of 25 by the end of it all so we were asking for it to be a MoFo Top 100.
Oh! I thought people sent in a list of 100 in a normal countdown?
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Ok if everyone wants a normal 100 countdown formula for Worst Hated, everyone sends in 25 picks and I list the top 100.......or is the normal formula sending in a list of 100, and the 100 most mentioned are revealed?
CosmicRunaway
08-23-16, 07:31 PM
Think everybody means you send your top 25 like normal but you do a Countdown of 100 movies instead of 25.
Yeah we send in 25... and the most 100 gets in. Like a normal countdown.
No, send 25, reveal 100-after 50's!
These 100%.
These 100%.
Ok cool. I changed the original post again, If I wrote it incorrectly please tell me.
MonnoM you dont have to list more.
cricket
08-23-16, 07:35 PM
Oh! I thought people sent in a list of 100 in a normal countdown?
That's because you don't participate in regular countdowns, and that's because you watch *****. No wonder you're excited for this-it's all you know! Taken lol, my #1 is reserved.
CosmicRunaway
08-23-16, 07:37 PM
Ok if everyone wants a normal 100 countdown formula for Worst Hated, everyone sends in 25 picks and I list the top 100.......or is the normal formula sending in a list of 100, and the 100 most mentioned are revealed?
Here are some lines straight from rauld's 50s countdown to help clear up any confusion:
Submit a list of films from the 50s era, ranked from 1-25 to me through private message.
Number one on your list will be worth 25, number 2 will be worth 24, etc. your number 25 film will be worth 1 point.So we send you our picks for worst movies. You put all those movies in order based on how many points they earned across all of our lists, then reveal the 100 movies that earned the most points.
That's because you don't participate in regular countdowns, and that's because you watch *****. No wonder you're excited for this-it's all you know! Taken lol, my #1 is reserved.
Oy! You better not put Taken as your #1 Worst Movie! Best action movie IN THE WORLD!! :)
Ok cool. I changed the original post again, If I wrote it incorrectly please tell me.
MonnoM you dont have to list more.
Guess I could just save them for the next countdown.
But give me time to officially choose my number one, there are too many to choose from.
Omnizoa
08-23-16, 07:45 PM
I can't think 100 movies I hate THAT much.
Guess I could just save them for the next countdown.
But give me time to officially choose my number one, there are too many to choose from.
Theres not even a deadline for this so if anyone wants to change their lists, they can, and as much as theyd like.
I can't think 100 movies I hate THAT much.
No youre only supposed to list 25, #1 being the worst. Ill compile 100 from everyones lists.
Forget it. You're doing the choosing anyway, that number one spot doesn't really matter. Just know I hate all of them. Every single one with a fiery, boiling passion. That's what really matters.
This is going to be hard. Most of the genuinely bad movies i've seen i saw as a kid and don't remember them that well, overall i try to avoid them. So there'll be some that technically aren't bad but i just hate anyway.
CosmicRunaway
08-23-16, 08:24 PM
What I have listed as my worst 5 are movies that I absolutely despise. Just mentioning any of those names is enough to incite rage within me.
The other 20 are sort of irrelevant in comparison to those 5. And after #10 or so, the rest are sort of arbitrary (or at least they are right now). Usually if I don't like a movie that's really the end of the story because I don't put in the energy to actively hate it. A movie has to be absolutely terrible in order to really be memorable, and luckily I haven't come across too many of those yet.
Sent mine. This is the sort of list i really don't want to overthink and i have no intention of seeking out bad movies so i just did it quickly. Didn't end up with that many controversial choices, think i've seen enough genuinely bad movies to give most of the technically fine movies that i hate a break.
donniedarko
08-23-16, 08:38 PM
f^ck having all these lists.
This stuff won't be fun anymore soon
Omni has opened Pandora's Box.
donniedarko
08-23-16, 08:50 PM
I know, that's why I was completely against it.
But w/e if enough MoFos choose to participate in a dozen lists at one time, they can have at it. I won't be participating anymore.
Sexy Celebrity
08-23-16, 08:52 PM
I have a GREAT idea.
Let's NOT do anymore countdowns at all!
:leo::leo::leo::flair::homealone::cage:
Seriously, these planned events for MoFo are growing out of control. I don't care if I never participate in another countdown at all. I've barely popped into the '50s thread to say hello. In fact, I sent the rusty old gong to the junkyard.
Iroquois was saying last night that his next Top 100 Favorite Movies list will be made in 2021. That's five years from now. He has a Top 100 planned for five years from now. That's crazy.
You people only live once. Go ... have a life.
NedStark09
08-23-16, 09:00 PM
I have joined and sent my list.
Omnizoa
08-23-16, 09:04 PM
Omni has opened Pandora's Box.
The horror...
What have I wrought... by ASKING PEOPLE FOR A LIST OF 25 MOVIES!?
Am I so selfish to ASK SO MUCH!?
*commits suicide*
rauldc14
08-23-16, 09:06 PM
We really should only have 2 countdowns a year like it normally has been in the past.
I know, that's why I was completely against it.
But w/e if enough MoFos choose to participate in a dozen lists at one time, they can have at it. I won't be participating anymore.
Uh, ok.
I have a GREAT idea.
Let's NOT do anymore countdowns at all!
Seriously, these planned events for MoFo are growing out of control. I don't care if I never participate in another countdown at all. I've barely popped into the '50s thread to say hello. In fact, I sent the rusty old gong to the junkyard.
Iroquois was saying last night that his next Top 100 Favorite Movies list will be made in 2021. That's five years from now. He has a Top 100 planned for five years from now. That's crazy.
You people only live once. Go ... have a life.
Dont look at me, Ive only done Holdens 70s Countdown and was doing this for yall. I aint a list junkie. :nope:
We really should only have 2 countdowns a year like it normally has been in the past.
Depends what everyone wants. Alot of people beside you are excited by this.
Gotten 5 lists already, and theres not even a deadline yet.
Iroquois
08-23-16, 09:23 PM
I have never seen a bad movie in my life.
Omnizoa
08-23-16, 09:31 PM
We really should only have 2 countdowns a year like it normally has been in the past.
*pulls out calculator* Let's be generous and say we have a 40s Countdown and no one participating has ever seen a 40s movie.
365 days a year / 2 = 182.5
Let's be even more generous and say every 40s movie is 2 hours long.
25 movies x 2 hours = 50 hours.
182.5 days a year x 24 hours = 4380 hours to see a minimum of 25 movies.
50 / 4380 = We only need 0.01 of that time.
I think we're making a bigger deal of these countdowns than is reasonably called for.
Sexy Celebrity
08-23-16, 09:36 PM
This is a narcissism forum. Everybody here thinks what we do is the most important sh*t going on in the world. Everybody's gonna know about all of our countdowns. Everybody's gonna know who wins the Hall of Fames. Who cares about following the Olympics when there's Survivor VI: Election Year and the new Country Music Song Tournament?
Citizen Rules
08-23-16, 09:56 PM
I believe we can all get along and come up with a working plan for Countdowns. MoFo is the nicest board on the internet! I've seen some really bad stuff, so be grateful MoFo exist! Even though we might have some disagreements, we're all still one big family here:)
We have done in the past, 2 big official MoFo Top 100 Countdowns. So we could continue with that plan, plus do bonus countdowns during the interim.
When the 50s Countdown is over and people are working on watching movies for whatever official countdown comes next...that is the time to run some fast & fun countdowns that don't involve watching movies and taking months to complete. Say a couple weeks for everyone to get in a list and then do the countdown quicker.
I believe we can all get along and come up with a working plan for Countdowns. MoFo is the nicest board on the internet! I've seen some really bad stuff, so be grateful MoFo exist! Even though we might have some disagreements, we're all still a family here:)
We have done in the past, 2 big official MoFo Top 100 Countdowns. So we could continue with that plan plus do bonus countdowns during the interim.
When the 50s Countdown is over and people are working on watching movies for whatever official countdown comes next...that is the time to run some fast & fun countdowns that don't involve watching movies and taking months to compete. Say a couple weeks for everyone to get in a list and then do the countdown quicker.
Thank you. This should be the easiest 25 everyones ever had to come up with. Theres no rush, its not a big deal. Im sure between now and the end of the 50s tourney people will see a lemon and think of this countdown.
The Happening people, The Happening. :yup:
I vote for a countdown counting down every possible countdown that can be counted. It should be the last thing Sexy sees right before his head explodes.
NedStark09
08-23-16, 11:06 PM
*pulls out calculator* Let's be generous and say we have a 40s Countdown and no one participating has ever seen a 40s movie.
365 days a year / 2 = 182.5
Let's be even more generous and say every 40s movie is 2 hours long.
25 movies x 2 hours = 50 hours.
182.5 days a year x 24 hours = 4380 hours to see a minimum of 25 movies.
50 / 4380 = We only need 0.01 of that time.
I think we're making a bigger deal of these countdowns than is reasonably called for.
Interesting Have you seen Dumbo or IDK Maybe Bambi or Fantasia. I have 24 films i have seen in the 40s ready in my filing cabinet.
Omnizoa
08-23-16, 11:09 PM
Interesting Have you seen Dumbo or IDK Maybe Bambi or Fantasia. I have 24 films i have seen in the 40s ready in my filing cabinet.
Yes, I've seen all 3 of those.
rauldc14
08-23-16, 11:28 PM
I do like the idea of this. If it's a more leisurely countdown then it will work.
rauldc14
08-23-16, 11:29 PM
I've only seen 44 1940s films. I'm a slacker for that decade.
I'm really curious what everyone listed. The suspense hurts me to the core.
NedStark09
08-24-16, 12:08 AM
This is my opinion and while the 80s had had some very cheesy films and some sword and sorcery movies then made me wonder why i liked those films. But in my humble opinion the truly horrendous films are from 2000 till now. Even some classic B films are still had some redeeming qualities back in the day.
I'm really curious what everyone listed. The suspense hurts me to the core.
Only gotten 5 lists, but without getting into specifics, theres not a ton of repeats.
This is my opinion and while the 80s had had some very cheesy films and some sword and sorcery movies then made me wonder why i liked those films. But in my humble opinion the truly horrendous films are from 2000 till now. Even some classic B films are still had some redeeming qualities back in the day.
Those Sword and Sorcery movies were my weakness. Who am I kidding? Are, are my weakness.
You guys, don't vote for Plan 9 From Outer Space. Or Showgirls. They are fantastic films and deep down you know it.
Showgirls is a weird one. I hate it, but do I really?
NedStark09
08-24-16, 01:22 AM
Anyone have a problem with Catwomen or Gili or however the heck you spell the Ben and Jennifer Lopez Movie.
The Sci-Fi Slob
08-24-16, 10:14 AM
This is a narcissism forum. Everybody here thinks what we do is the most important sh*t going on in the world.
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Anyone have a problem with Catwomen or Gili or however the heck you spell the Ben and Jennifer Lopez Movie.
Gigli, Catwoman, The Happening, Episode I, ......maybe people dont hate them too much after all? :shrug:
Episode I isn't good but i do get a sense of nostalgia from it since i went to see it at the cinema at such a young age only a few weeks after i had first saw the originals. I get that it's hated and i don't really like it myself but it was nowhere near making my list personally, like Rodent i also prefer it to Attack of the Clones. The only other one of those i've seen is Catwoman and i barely remember it.
Episode I isn't good but i do get a sense of nostalgia from it since i went to see it at the cinema at such a young age only a few weeks after i had first saw the originals. I get that it's hated and i don't really like it myself but it was nowhere near making my list personally, like Rodent i also prefer it to Attack of the Clones. The only other one of those i've seen is Catwoman and i barely remember it.
I was disapponted enough for the both of us. The original audience to Star Wars, like myself, realized with Episode I that Lucas was now making a kids movie first, and anything resembling a War second. :sick:
I never saw Gigli, Afflecks Daredevil, or Catwoman. I almost did see Catwoman though cause Halle Berry looked so hot in that getup, :love:, but then I heard that pretty much was the only good part of the movie.
The Rodent
08-24-16, 11:23 AM
Episode II was basically a big budget version of Bedknobs And Broomsticks: Live action and animation mixed dance numbers and animated slapstick.
rauldc14
08-24-16, 11:24 AM
Daredevil wasn't that bad folks.
Episode II was basically a big budget version of Bedknobs And Broomsticks
:laugh:
Yeah, Raul i never had that big of a problem with Daredevil. Saying that i haven't seen it since i was 12 or something.
Thank you to Loner for changing the thread title from 25 to 100 :up:
Sexy Celebrity
08-24-16, 07:46 PM
This could be a great countdown. There might actually be a lot of movies on it that I like.
Showgirls is a weird one. I hate it, but do I really?
THATS MY PROBLEM!
lol thats what happens everytime i try to make a list.
and all of you hating on Gigli? have you actually seen it?
its not great,but its not as bad as people make it out to be- the media was just having a field day hating on bennifer at the time.
Also ive said before,i dont think showgirls is all that bad either.
this is hard.
NedStark09
08-24-16, 09:04 PM
Star Wars Episode 1 Is not Terrible Enough too Make A Worst Movies list. Its kinda sad how people cant let a hate thing go .
Star Wars Episode 1 Is not Terrible Enough too Make A Worst Movies list. Its kinda sad how people cant let a hate thing go .
No singular character in my cinematic viewing life came close to the sheer aggravationalness of Jar Jar Binks. Watching Episode I in the theater, I imagined Liam Neeson cleaning him like a deer with his light saber.
Think anybody can make to 1:35 watching this? :nope:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWL-kS9QAQU
and all of you hating on Gigli?
Nobody was hating on it. Only two people in the thread mentioned it. Ned who asked if people here hate it and TONGO who was correcting his spelling of the title. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I don't hate Catwoman actually, although the more I think about it, the more I realise how many things they fvcked up. I didn't mind it too much when I first saw it, though.
The Happening was bloody creepy to begin with. But Wahlberg talking to a plant :sick: that's just a level of idiocy I didn't think was even possible.
Gigli was absolutely horrific though, and being LGBT, I utterly despised their representation of the most clichéd lesbian they could think of :lol: Chasing Amy had that problem as well, but at least the rest of it was decent. This was just utter bollocks.
Lesbian until you meet the right man to "cure" you? :lol:
The Rodent
08-24-16, 10:04 PM
But, Ben Assflick is just so damned sexy.
Just remembered Elektra as well, what a load of shite that was. But again, I don't remember thinking it was a complete car crash like some.
But, Ben Assflick is just so damned sexy.
not in gigli
He was hot back then though, Topsy. Admit it, you'd ride him like a train :p
The Rodent
08-24-16, 10:06 PM
Wiki has a good page of movies rated the worst if anyone needs ideas.
Howard The Duck better not show on this list... the 4 year old in me has very fond memories of Lea Thompson in that movie.
The bestiality scene, though :lol:
He was hot back then though, Topsy. Admit it, you'd ride him like a train :p
lmfao! hes too shady for my taste.but i still would :lol:
he was good looking off screen at that time,but he looks and acts (both as the character and his actual job of acting) bad in that movie
The Rodent
08-24-16, 10:10 PM
Topsy would snap him like a well used Amiga 1200 Joystick.
lmfao
im too lazy,he better show what all those muscles are for and put some work into it
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-plPrYrZVuYo/UhjXqAbI4NI/AAAAAAAAHvs/q3sVlQHrJB0/s1600/Ben+Affleck+Hot+Muscles.jpg
I'll take it, contrary to your username, you won't be on top then :p
only to enjoy the view :lol:
very fond memories of Lea Thompson in that movie.
:yup: :up:
There are alot of Top 100s going on, more to come, and there have been countless ones done. There is a plus though, this one is quite literally the coolest tournament IN THE WORLD! :yup:
https://lovelace-media.imgix.net/uploads/903/baa286a0-cc16-0132-45b7-0ebc4eccb42f.gif?
I might not be around indefinitely. If anyones interested in it, would someone else like to host this countdown? I can send the 6 lists Ive gotten so far and update the OP. :)
NedStark09
08-27-16, 01:05 PM
How about this Ill fill in And you can take over if and when get enough lists too do one and also if you want to take this back over ill let you take it back. I need the practice for my own which would be next year.
cricket
08-27-16, 01:06 PM
Tongo is drunk and doesn't know he posted that. He'll run the countdown as scheduled.
Chypmunk
08-27-16, 01:27 PM
I think it would be good to let Ned take the reins myself.
How about this Ill fill in And you can take over if and when get enough lists too do one and also if you want to take this back over ill let you take it back. I need the practice for my own which would be next year.
Please dont take offense to this Ned, but you have so many lists and countdowns youre doing right now that you havent finished. I want to hand this over to someone that can dedicate their full time to it, and make sure it finishes out. :)
NedStark09
08-27-16, 04:52 PM
Fine whatever its your show anyways.
The Sci-Fi Slob
08-27-16, 06:05 PM
Strange how it's more difficult to list bad films than it is good. This one will take me some time. Are we just listing mainstream bad films, like Razzie winners? Or the real nasty turds like b-movie monster features, Troma and Canon films?
Or the real nasty turds like b-movie monster features, Troma and Canon films?
Since when are those turds?
NedStark09
08-27-16, 06:07 PM
Not really the problem is what you think is bad other may like and its kinda hard too range an opinion. Much easier too guess good film lists then list that people hate. Believe it or not some people hated The Wizard Of OZ.
NedStark09
08-27-16, 06:09 PM
Since when are those turds?
Isnt all horror and sci considered B movies back in the old days.
Strange how it's more difficult to list bad films than it is good. This one will take me some time. Are we just listing mainstream bad films, like Razzie winners? Or the real nasty turds like b-movie monster features, Troma and Canon films?
More personalized.....more like what gave you the 25 worst reactions. The obvious bad movies usually dont scar us like the ones that disappoint.
The Sci-Fi Slob
08-27-16, 06:12 PM
Or the real nasty turds like b-movie monster features, Troma and Canon films?
Since when are those turds?
Which the exception of Charles Bronson and Chuck Norris, Canon were mostly turd. I mean the current b-movie rubbish like Sharknado, Ten Headed Killer Dolphin..etc. And least said about Troma the better.
Which the exception of Charles Bronson and Chuck Norris, Canon were mostly turd. I mean the current b-movie rubbish like Sharknado, Ten Headed Killer Dolphin..etc. And least said about Troma the better.
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The Sci-Fi Slob
08-27-16, 06:14 PM
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Another of the few exceptions.
The Rodent
08-27-16, 06:15 PM
You talking about Cannon Group?
They made some pretty cool films in the day.
Yeah, I mean its all about your individual tastes. Thats how we can get a real variety in here, and it wont look like a Drive-In movie countdown ;)
The Sci-Fi Slob
08-27-16, 06:22 PM
You talking about Cannon Group?
They made some pretty cool films in the day.
Some..
https://youtu.be/9mXXEjhpwJ8
https://youtu.be/AVnTVmrMdzU
https://youtu.be/9QKL1hWBsCI
NedStark09
08-27-16, 06:40 PM
I always kinda liked that Large Bunny Horror flick but know several people who hated that B movie.
Miss Vicky
08-27-16, 08:15 PM
Believe it or not some people hated The Wizard Of OZ.
I believe it.
I mean.....you think everybody that sat thru 3 hours of Titanic, probably in a theater full of teenage girls seeing Leo for the dozenth time, you think they all just loved Titanic? Probably not :nope:
Another one that could fit that is Frozen. Stuck in that theater on a saturday in midst of screaming lil kid central, and the music! You thought the Titanic song could wear thin, oh ho.....
Citizen Rules
08-27-16, 08:36 PM
Question A, who hates the Titanic?
Question B, what is your favorite movie?
;)
I mean.....you think everybody that sat thru 3 hours of Titanic, probably in a theater full of teenage girls seeing Leo for the dozenth time, you think they all just loved Titanic? Probably not :nope:
Another one that could fit that is Frozen. Stuck in that theater on a saturday in midst of screaming lil kid central, and the music! You thought the Titanic song could wear thin, oh ho.....
Comparing "Titanic" to "Frozen" is out of order! :mad: "Titanic" is epic masterpiece whereas "Frozen" is childish fluff. :sick:
MovieMeditation
08-27-16, 08:42 PM
I think the range of movies will be massive with a list like this. A great film as voted by the masses gives a good reputation, but the other way around make most people not want to see it. i think there will be many different films on this list. One might put, say, Avengers Age of Ultron on their list because they hate, while others will go for the obvious picks like Meet the Spartans. :shrug:
But anyways, we'll see... Maybe Tongo can give an update on this once we have a lot of lists in. :up:
yeah im going to avoid movies that were made to be bad though like sharknado and the american pie spin offs
NedStark09
08-27-16, 09:24 PM
Lets not forget the endless supply of Bring It On Movies. Which only one was good and that was the first movie.
rauldc14
08-27-16, 09:38 PM
The only problem with this countdown is there will not be much consensus. An SC style countdown would be much better.
NedStark09
08-27-16, 09:46 PM
Say what you will most men that had too take there girl too see leo in Titanic hate that movie.
cricket
08-27-16, 09:49 PM
Say what you will most men that had too take there girl too see leo in Titanic hate that movie.
Saw it with my wife when she was my GF. She hated it and I liked it.
Ladies and gentlemen, the top 10 Things You Hate When Watching A Bad Movie.
Thats right, and let me announce this top ten is sponsored by G.E. my favorite company and owner of NBC.
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What do you think Paul?! Would that qualify, favorite owner? How do you like feeling owned Paul?
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"Yeah Dave, thats deep man. Yeah, I never thought of that."
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Yes Paul, I believe you.
Ladies and gentlemen, the top 10 Things You Hate When Watching A Bad Movie.
#10 - The person youre with who most likely is responsible for you enduring the piece of crap.
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#9 - The other half of the ticket stub that when you pull out of your pocket hours later will remind you of the film all over again.
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#8 - When coming back from having a cigarette someone actually tries to catch you up on the film.
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#7 - You get a play by play of everything youve just seen from the old woman explaining to her deaf husband sitting behind you.
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#6 - The couple having sex 2 rows in front of you are having a better time.
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#5.......Paul I think this list is going pretty good, whats your take on the audiences excitement for it?
"Im really excited to jam and get down tonight Dave."
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Oh of course! Thats exactly what I was talking about....
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....please ladies and gentleman, dont rush the stage. Contain yourselves!!!
the top 10 Things You Hate When Watching A Bad Movie
#5 - When the most noxious audience members pass gas strong enough to knock a small unsuspecting man unconscious OR
Jackass The Movie 4D!
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#4 - You read the book first, and its been changed so much you think for a moment youre in the wrong theater.
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#3 - You thought it was a Transporter sequel, but realize since Jason Stathams the star, its the same thing anyway.
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#2 - The star of the movie is also the star of the soundtrack!
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Im sorry folks we couldnt afford a drumroll sound. Our parent company at G.E. has us on a budget, G.E. they make America bright again!
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.....and the #1 things You Hate When Watching A Bad Movie......
TO BE CONTINUED
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Yes. Thank you!
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CosmicRunaway
08-28-16, 07:14 AM
#3 - You thought it was a Transporter sequel, but realize since Jason Stathams the star, its the same thing anyway.
This makes a movie better, not worse. ;)
That went over like when Letterman hosted the Oscars ;) I adored and set my VCR to record Late Night With David Letterman, when he was on NBC after Carsons Tonight Show, when I was in high school. His whole show was more an "in joke".
My friends had me watch a cartoon they said was hilarious - Cartoon Networks Space Ghost. I watch it, and they had rewrote the dialogue and reused the old cartoon images to mimic David Lettermans NBC Late Night show?! Awesome!!!
http://t13.deviantart.net/e0PPPrIKj9GP5pdw-zC07RcmCjo=/fit-in/700x350/filters:fixed_height(100,100):origin()/pre14/0804/th/pre/i/2003/51/b/2/tad_ghostal.jpg
Got 8 lists so far, no rush, no deadline yet. Just chillin till the 50's Count is over :cool:
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NedStark09
08-30-16, 05:18 PM
My Goodness too most a Star Wars ticket stubb would be a fun reminder unless you hate Star Wars like Tongo.
My Goodness too most a Star Wars ticket stubb would be a fun reminder unless you hate Star Wars like Tongo.
There is a large difference between hating Star Wars and hating Episode I. In truth I hated Jar Jar Binks and the Vader arc at the end, but the rest was good.
NedStark09
08-31-16, 03:21 AM
I wonder if we would have hated jar jar as much if Lucas would have made Jar Jar evil and his clumsy annoying demenor was an act.
I wonder if we would have hated jar jar as much if Lucas would have made Jar Jar evil and his clumsy annoying demenor was an act.
Yah, I was daydreaming Liam Neeson would lose it and skewer it with his light saber. Instead I wouldve been daydreaming Darth Maul did it instead. Darth Maul was cool as hell!
Citizen Rules
08-31-16, 01:06 PM
Are we talking about: Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)? If so yeah that was the worst Star Wars movie I've seen.
rauldc14
08-31-16, 01:08 PM
I didn't think Episode 1 was bad. I didn't like Episode 2 though.
The Rodent
08-31-16, 01:16 PM
Yeah Ep 2 is definitely the worst of them.
"I don't like sand, it's course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Unlike you. You're everything soft and smooth"
:napoleon:
Plus, turning absolutely everything into a cartoon. CGI 3PO and suddenly R2 has rocket boosters just so they can throw the two characters into a pointless slapstick adventure in the droid factory.
That sequence with them goes nowhere and has no reason to exist apart from having 3PO swap heads with a battle droid so he can say a couple stupid lines during the Battle Of Geonosis.
I didn't think Episode 1 was bad. I didn't like Episode 2 though.
First Suicide Squad, now this?!?!?
Derek Vinyard
08-31-16, 03:43 PM
I didn't think Episode 1 was bad. I didn't like Episode 2 though.
I love the Star Wars prequels... they are a big part of my childhood and memories and Episode 1 is badass imo
NedStark09
08-31-16, 03:55 PM
Episode 2 was the worst one but in a way most blame Hayden but Natalie Portman didnt hit the ball out of the park in their scenes either. Its easy too blame the new actor then an actress who should be able too do any scene. Natalie is hit or miss really. Ewan was the saving Grace of episode 2. Most fans hated 2 because of the Yoda duel where he is flying all over the place.
Citizen Rules
08-31-16, 03:59 PM
Episode I The Phantom Menace was so bad that after watching it in the theater, I decided not to watch the other two prequels.
Episode I The Phantom Menace was so bad that after watching it in the theater, I decided not to watch the other two prequels.
I gave Episode II a chance. Though it wasnt as an affront to the senses like the worst parts of Ep 1, it didnt have the high points either. Really was boring and flat. I never saw Episode III.
NedStark09
09-01-16, 08:42 PM
I for decades never understood this kind of soul crushing feeling in a sequel or prequel cause I liked All 7 well enough i never knew pain until peter jackson dare deliver and make battle of the five armies a reality.
Iroquois
09-01-16, 09:10 PM
I even revisited all three prequels last year and, while I'm hard-pressed to say I liked them, they're hardly the worst movies I ever saw and wouldn't make a worst 100 (though it's not for lack of trying on Episode II's part).
ursaguy
09-01-16, 09:22 PM
I also don't think the prequels are that bad, or bad at all. Episode II is the most flawed, but Episode I is a decent sci-fi flick if you separate it from the mythos and I will always believe that Episode III is a better trilogy ender than Return of the Jedi was. Ewan McGregor's performance is too good for anything that made my 25 list.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeXDrvPB5rI
Iroquois
09-01-16, 09:40 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ3Bt6x65qo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpRysNtkux8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ3Bt6x65qo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpRysNtkux8
:laugh: touche
Im watching the JAWS one right now and its pretty damn funny
Iroquois
09-01-16, 09:50 PM
As much as I like CinemaSins, I still know that there are limits to how effective they can be in "proving" that a given movie is bad.
As much as I like CinemaSins, I still know that there are limits to how effective they can be in "proving" that a given movie is bad.
Oh of course, but Episode I has the capacity to floor my taste so hard I physically writhed in my seat. Jar Jar, that land speeder race, the end scene with young Vader.....truly Harry Potter exuded more authenticity, and I had regarded Star Wars in a higher category than that.
NedStark09
09-01-16, 10:27 PM
Try Honest Trailers.
NedStark09
09-01-16, 10:31 PM
Try This.
https://youtu.be/_89XhQjKbqc
The Gunslinger45
09-02-16, 02:54 AM
Working on my list. Will be done soon
I log in after midnight and still no movies? For shame Raul. ;)
Oh well, 4 flicks tomorrow.
Wrong thread homie ;) This is the WORST countdown, not the 50s one. uh....yeah
The Gunslinger45
09-02-16, 02:56 AM
Wrong thread homie ;) This is the WORST countdown, not the 50s one. uh....yeah
Just fixed it. But you just had to save it didn't ya. ;):D
Just fixed it. But you just had to save it didn't ya. ;):D
Ha! Another one looking in the wrong thread roped into making their worst 25 list!
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Thanks Slinger ;)
The Gunslinger45
09-02-16, 03:01 AM
Ha! Another one looking in the wrong thread roped into making their worst 25 list!
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Thanks Slinger ;)
Anytime. Just need to fill in a few more slots
Anytime. Just need to fill in a few more slots
No rush bro' you be careful out there.
Just a reminder to everyone Ill be happy to take your lists, Im saving them and will update them if you want to, but theres not gonna be a deadline for everyone to get their lists in till the 50s countdown is over. So no rush. :)
Remember folks this is only an exhibition, and not a competition, so please.....
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....no wagering.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg-RPqSohMQ
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the 50's countdown is all the way to number 55, only 54 more to go. For those that brought your camping gear, everyone in the audience please line your tents in an orderly nonhaphazard fashion, and for the last time no, this is not "Burning Man".
"Hey Paul, have you ever gone out camping before?"
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"Yeah Dave and it was in tents.
Heh Heh heh! You get it? In tents?! Heh heh!"
"Yes ladies and gentlemen, I know its amazing to think this isnt Pay Per View, but its actually free.
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Entertainment only made possible by out parent company G.E.""
Is it just me, or does anyone else struggle to come up with 25 bad movies? Or is it me? I mean...I think Waterworld is fun. *starts sweating* Oh god, I thought Titus was good. *shaking with fear Oh ****, I thought Ghosts of girlfriends past was funny. *shreiks in utter horror*
Voice in head: 'But Pixels was a pile of ****'
...
Ok, I'm fine
Working on list, will come sometime
gandalf26
09-04-16, 04:52 PM
This is gonna be a really fun list to write I think.
With me it wasn't that I couldn't think of any, it's realizing just how many I hate.
honeykid
09-04-16, 06:00 PM
Mine will probably look a lot like some members top 25 list. :D
CosmicRunaway
09-04-16, 06:33 PM
With me it wasn't that I couldn't think of any, it's realizing just how many I hate.
Haha, me too. Once my shortlist got to nearly 70 films I had to stop and think about whether or not I actually like anything. :laugh:
The Sci-Fi Slob
09-04-16, 06:39 PM
Mine will probably look a lot like some members top 25 list. :D
Careful, there are people around here with very sensitive feelings.https://media.giphy.com/media/hC0Re7gXJlgTC/giphy_s.gif
What do you guys think, should I stay with a NBC Late Night With David Letterman theme or go a different direction? I watched crap-tons of Late Nights back when it was on, and know he was the worst Oscar host ever :laugh: So for the Worst Movies Seen theme I thought he might work.
So I guess.....everybody likes Dave?
Got 10 lists so far. :)
And you say the entries rarely repeat, right? This gon'be good.
And you say the entries rarely repeat, right? This gon'be good.
So far I havent seen that "one movie", which was so awful its on everyones list.
Citizen Rules
09-06-16, 08:17 PM
You'll be doing the 'one pointers' when you start the Countdown? It's a tradition.
NedStark09
09-06-16, 08:48 PM
So far I havent seen that "one movie", which was so awful its on everyones list.
Well look at it this way it makes your countdown more unique and more special because not everyone has the same movie. Which mean scores could be very different but you are early yet in getting people too sign up.
You'll be doing the 'one pointers' when you start the Countdown? It's a tradation.
Ah, I think most on this Worst 100 will be movies I havent seen, I think.
The one pointers he is talking about are the films that just one person has as their #25 meaning it only gets one point. The host usually posts those at some point.
Sorry if you already knew this i just wasn't sure from your post.
The one pointers he is talking about are the films that just one person has as their #25 meaning it only gets one point. The host usually posts those at some point.
Sorry if you already knew this i just wasn't sure from your post.
I mostly knew, but that really clarifies it. :up: Yeah absolutely, if its on a list its gonna get mentioned then.
The Gunslinger45
09-06-16, 09:07 PM
What do you guys think, should I stay with a NBC Late Night With David Letterman theme or go a different direction? I watched crap-tons of Late Nights back when it was on, and know he was the worst Oscar host ever :laugh: So for the Worst Movies Seen theme I thought he might work.
Go for it.
But was he really worse then Franco / Hathaway?
Go for it.
But was he really worse then Franco / Hathaway?
Franco was sooo noticeably stoned, and she was trying to be extra animated because he was sleepwalking, yeah that was worse.
NedStark09
09-06-16, 09:38 PM
Ah, I think most on this Worst 100 will be movies I havent seen, I think.
Knowing me I likely have seen allot on the 100 list. Another bad movie if forgot was the Tuxedo to allot anyway but i had it on dvd because liked jackie chan when i was younger
The Gunslinger45
09-06-16, 09:41 PM
Franco was sooo noticeably stoned, and she was trying to be extra animated because he was sleepwalking, yeah that was worse.
As I thought
working on mine right now
The Sci-Fi Slob
09-08-16, 12:09 PM
That film that I was recommended for the chain thread 'Asylum Blackout' could make my list.
Citizen Rules
09-08-16, 01:07 PM
I need some help I can't come up with 25 bad movies:confusedwhite: So tell me some movies that really suck!
I need some help I can't come up with 25 bad movies:confusedwhite: So tell me some movies that really suck!
Just list 25 sequels :laugh: I remember "back in the day" when people thought when a Part 2 was coming out they still believed itd be as good as the first. I guess Godfather II started that.
Let me send you a PM on this Countdown CR.......
Chypmunk
09-08-16, 01:38 PM
I need some help I can't come up with 25 bad movies:confusedwhite: So tell me some movies that really suck!
Just put Titanic in all 25 slots :)
NedStark09
09-08-16, 01:56 PM
I need some help I can't come up with 25 bad movies:confusedwhite: So tell me some movies that really suck!
Bullet Proof Monk , The Spy Next Door, In The Land OF Women, Kangaroo Jack, Little Nicky, The Brothers Grimm, The Love Guru, Star Trek Nemesis.
I struggled a bit too. There's some films that are technically fine but i despise them for whatever reason, kinda wanted to have more genuinely bad films than those types. Quite a few on my list i haven't seen in about 10 years.
Citizen Rules
09-08-16, 02:11 PM
Just put Titanic in all 25 slots :)Boo!:)
Citizen Rules
09-08-16, 02:12 PM
Bullet Proof Monk , The Spy Next Door, In The Land OF Women, Kangaroo Jack, Little Nicky, The Brothers Grimm, The Love Guru, Star Trek Nemesis.I've only seen Star Trek Nemesis and it was great, what don't you like about it, Ned.
Chypmunk
09-08-16, 03:07 PM
Boo!:)
Apologies, my bad - cat got on the keyboard and I've only just noticed ... I meant to suggest The Sound Of Music but he inadvertently typed Titanic and then hit the 'enter' key :(
I have suitably chastised him by cutting up a whole chicken breast for him rather than the half he is normally allowed so he won't even be able to jump on my lap let alone reach the keyboard for a while now :)
NedStark09
09-08-16, 03:24 PM
I've only seen Star Trek Nemesis and it was great, what don't you like about it, Ned.
only it was the worst star trek film . nominated by fans and average movie goers
Guaporense
09-08-16, 03:37 PM
I need some help I can't come up with 25 bad movies:confusedwhite: So tell me some movies that really suck!
Try this one:
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And this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCqNYe07h4U
And the worst anime movie ever:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCVw8Z_t7C8
Citizen Rules
09-08-16, 04:47 PM
I've not seen any of those Guap. I have like 10 really lame movies. I need a few more.
cricket
09-08-16, 05:08 PM
I sure didn't care for Faces or Ten, but I'll chalk those up to taste.
Guys I emailed the 10 lists I received to Yoda. Anyone that wants to take over this countdown, please get them from him. Thanks :)
Why aren't you doing the countdown?
Iroquois
09-08-16, 09:27 PM
only it was the worst star trek film . nominated by fans and average movie goers
Was this before or after the release of Into Darkness?
I need some help I can't come up with 25 bad movies:confusedwhite: So tell me some movies that really suck!
The 50 Worst Movies Ever Made:
The 50 Worst Movies Ever Made (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRu03Jy-gz0)
50 Amazing Foreign Movie Rip Offs (http://www.gamesradar.com/50-amazing-foreign-movie-rip-offs/)
- scan the list of MST3K episodes
- scan the list of RLM Best of the Worst episodes
- scan the bottom 100 at imdb
And the most important suggestion of all - watch at least one Neil Breen movie, he's the modern day Ed Wood.
Iroquois
09-08-16, 11:22 PM
See, that's the trouble with this list that others (including myself) have pointed out - how exactly do you go about recommending bad movies to people?
Omnizoa
09-08-16, 11:24 PM
See, that's the trouble with this list that others (including myself) have pointed out - how exactly do you go about recommending bad movies to people?
That was my thought. You gotta have the sorta people who're dedicated to crap. The sorta people who would watch a Neil Breen movie and love it.
Citizen Rules
09-08-16, 11:27 PM
I ain't watching any bad movies to see just how bad they are! I'm just looking to hear what others call a bad movie?
The stupidest movie I ever seen was The Big Blue (1988)
gbgoodies
09-08-16, 11:41 PM
I need some help I can't come up with 25 bad movies:confusedwhite: So tell me some movies that really suck!
These are a few extremely bad movies that immediately came to mind:
The Twelve Chairs (1970) - I didn't think Mel Brooks could make a movie this bad.
Zardoz (1974) - Even Sean Connery made bad movies, and this was his worst.
KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park (1978) - This might have been a TV Movie?
Modern Problems (1981) - Chevy Chase's worst movie
Wholly Moses (1980) - Dudley Moore's worst movie
Flesh + Blood (1985) - I only watched this because I liked Rutger Hauer in Blade Runner, but it was a terrible movie.
And some terrible sequels:
Jaws 3-D (1983)
Jaws: The Revenge (aka Jaws 4) (1987)
Supeman III (1983)
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)
Citizen Rules
09-08-16, 11:49 PM
I've only seen two of those, that's why this is so hard for me to come up with a list. And the two I've seen:
Zardoz (1974)
Supeman III (1983)
I liked both of those!:p
OK peeps, more bad movies please!:)
gbgoodies
09-08-16, 11:54 PM
I've only seen two of those, that's why this is so hard for me to come up with a list. And the two I've seen:
Zardoz (1974)
Supeman III (1983)
I liked both of those!:p
OK peeps, more bad movies please!:)
If you liked those two, then maybe we should try this from a different angle. Here are a few movies that most people love, but I hated:
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
Pink Floyd The Wall (1982)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Black Swan (2010)
Citizen Rules
09-08-16, 11:57 PM
Ah...that helps! I love a couple of those but hate a couple others! And I hadn't remembered them, so thanks. (I'll let you guess which I love and which ones I hate):p
Captain Steel
09-08-16, 11:59 PM
I've only seen two of those, that's why this is so hard for me to come up with a list. And the two I've seen:
Zardoz (1974)
Supeman III (1983)
I liked both of those!:p
OK peeps, more bad movies please!:)
As mentioned on another thread - I just re-watched Zardoz again.
OMG! It was like a Monty Python Skit gone way way wrong!
gbgoodies
09-09-16, 12:00 AM
You can also try searching IMDB and/or Wikipedia pages for movies. If you search by year, you can read the list of all the movies that were released each year. That might spark some memories too.
gbgoodies
09-09-16, 12:02 AM
As mentioned on another thread - I just re-watched Zardoz again.
OMG! It was like a Monty Python Skit gone way way wrong!
Hi Capt. I think you're the one who recommended Zardoz to me a while back. It wasn't completely terrible the first time I watched it, but it gets worse if you watch it again. :lol:
Citizen Rules
09-09-16, 12:03 AM
I use to love Zardoz, but I haven't seen it in many years. I dug the concept, though I could see the execution could look dated now...and Sean Connery in a diaper might be hard to take:p
gbgoodies
09-09-16, 12:05 AM
I use to love Zardoz, but I haven't seen it in many years. I dug the concept, though I could see the execution could look dated now...and Sean Connery in a diaper might be hard to take:p
I would tell you to watch it again to see if it makes your list, but I like you too much to do that to you. :lol:
Citizen Rules
09-09-16, 12:06 AM
Ha!, I think I'll pass on it.;)
gbgoodies
09-09-16, 12:07 AM
Ha!, I think I'll pass on it.;)
Good choice. :up:
Citizen Rules
09-09-16, 12:08 AM
Maybe I should look at the Academy nominate films for the last 10 years. I'm sure there are some stinkers in there.
Captain Steel
09-09-16, 12:09 AM
Hi Capt. I think you're the one who recommended Zardoz to me a while back. It wasn't completely terrible the first time I watched it, but it gets worse if you watch it again. :lol:
If I recommended it (I'm sorry)... it was probably like "If you want to see a bare-chested Connery in something then check Zardoz out!" ;)
But gosh, what an awful movie. They even tried to have the acid-trip sequence halfway thru (trying to be like 2001) which wouldn't have been too bad, except that the whole movie was a weird acid-trip sequence.
I hadn't remembered correctly, I thought the big reveal (the book) came at the end, but it came 3/4 of the way through... before getting even more weird. One good thing I'll say about it is I really struggled to keep my eyes open after the first 45 minutes - since I have sleep issues it takes a really powerfully bad movie to put me to sleep in the chair!
Citizen Rules
09-09-16, 12:12 AM
Oh wow, I just checked IMDB and Zardoz has a low rating 5.8...That's pretty darn low! I guess it lost it's cult status.
gbgoodies
09-09-16, 12:17 AM
If I recommended it (I'm sorry)... it was probably like "If you want to see a bare-chested Connery in something then check Zardoz out!" ;)
But gosh, what an awful movie. They even tried to have the acid-trip sequence halfway thru (trying to be like 2001) which wouldn't have been too bad, except that the whole movie was a weird acid-trip sequence.
I hadn't remembered correctly, I thought the big reveal (the book) came at the end, but it came 3/4 of the way through... before getting even more weird. One good thing I'll say about it is I really struggled to keep my eyes open after the first 45 minutes - since I have sleep issues it takes a really powerfully bad movie to put me to sleep in the chair!
I think we were discussing Sean Connery when you recommended it. You probably warned me that it was bad, but I didn't think Sean Connery could make such a bad movie, so I probably just gave it a chance. But at least now, because of this list, I finally have a reason for having watched it. :lol:
gbgoodies
09-09-16, 12:19 AM
Oh wow, I just checked IMDB and Zardoz has a low rating 5.8...That's pretty darn low! I guess it lost it's cult status.
5.8 isn't low enough for that movie. It should be much lower.
I think IMDB has a list of their worst movies based on the ratings. You might want to look through that list too.
Iroquois
09-09-16, 01:28 AM
gbg - The hell you say, the IMDb rating for Zardoz is as accurate as it should be (I'd give 2.5 myself).
Rules - I'm going to take that as a recommendation for The Big Blue.
dadgumblah
09-09-16, 05:09 AM
It's funny about Sean Connery...supposedly he passed on playing Gandalf in The Lord of the Rings films because he "didn't understand the script." But he understood Zardoz? Okay, Sean. :)
Iroquois
09-09-16, 09:47 AM
My understanding with Connery doing Zardoz is that he just wanted to do something as far removed from James Bond as possible, and Zardoz is most definitely that.
NedStark09
09-09-16, 08:31 PM
It's funny about Sean Connery...supposedly he passed on playing Gandalf in The Lord of the Rings films because he "didn't understand the script." But he understood Zardoz? Okay, Sean. :)
I think its more about keeping up with the names which are endless in LOTR and Connery was a bit older when was asked too do rings do remember.
Well since Im still here, and nobody jumped up to take over as Host, I guess Im the guy. :)
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Possible this movie can make an appearance ^^^
i cant remember if ive sent a list or not?
The Godfather III is great. It better not make an appearance :D
The Godfather III is great. It better not make an appearance :D
I saw it on opening night. It debuted on Christmas Day in the states. I had to see it ASAP there was no hesitation. :laugh: I was disappointed, but my expectations were thru the roof. Its not a bad movie on its own.
Yeah, it is nowhere near as good as the first two and it has some major problems but i think it is a genuinely good movie on its own.
I remember reading a blog post where a guy was arguing Al Pacinos best portrayal of Michael was in Part III. I don't agree with him, II>I>III Michael portrayal wise IMO, but he made some pretty convincing arguments for how it is an underlooked film.
Yeah, it is nowhere near as good as the first two and it has some major problems but i think it is a genuinely good movie on its own.
I remember reading a blog post where a guy was arguing Al Pacinos best portrayal of Michael was in Part III. I don't agree with him, II>I>III Michael portrayal wise IMO, but he made some pretty convincing arguments for how it is an underlooked film.
IMO ;) - Pacino was an actor in Part I & II, and Part III he was playing Pacino. :laugh: Theres was like only one degree of seperation between his Michael Corleone, and his role in Scent Of A Woman, or even Carlitos Way if you want to get down to it.
LONG ago, Siskel & Ebert did a frank evaluation of Sidney Poitier one time, how he is now playing Sidney Poitier in all his films, and then they both said almost together "...but I like it/him.". Same pretty much goes for Pacino or Deniro now too. Even though he acted better as Michael in 1 & 2, he was more enjoyable in 3.
TheUsualSuspect
09-11-16, 01:20 AM
I still need to send in a list.
The Rodent
09-11-16, 08:51 AM
Funnily enough, I'm watching Dracula with Coppola's commentary going.
He's just admitted that he only made Godfather III because he was in financial ruin and needed to pay off some debts.
Iroquois
09-11-16, 09:09 AM
Yeah, I was definitely aware of that. Godfather III is like a Star Wars prequel in that I don't think it's particularly good (to paraphrase the line I used earlier this year, it's the shortest in the series but feels like the longest) but I'd still give it a 2.5 for the stuff it gets right despite apparently being mercenary in origin.
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