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TheUsualSuspect
04-23-16, 10:57 PM
Exciting news.

My wife is pregnant.

She just dropped the news on me today with chocolate chip pancakes that spelled out DAD. We haven't told anyone yet, we want to wait the 3 months first, but I feel like no one here will spoil the news to people I know :p

I can't even imagine how my life is about to change. It's scary, exciting and nerve-wracking all at once. When I first joined Mofo I just started dating my wife. It had been probably 4-5 months. Now more than a decade later we are married and expecting our first child.

I better get my movie watching and Mofo fighting in now, who knows how much time I'll have once the little one has arrived. :p

As of right now there are no plans to find out the sex of the baby beforehand. She wants it to be a surprise. We've talked about some names for either outcome and will post pictures of course once the baby has arrived.

I just had to tell someone (dozens of people I guess).

Goodnight Mofos.

matt72582
04-23-16, 11:01 PM
Congratulations! I'll be a first-time uncle this summer!

seanc
04-23-16, 11:04 PM
Congrats Suspect. Absolutely nothing like it, I promise. Keep that DVR full and you will get plenty of movies in between 12 and 6AM. ;)

Captain Steel
04-23-16, 11:04 PM
http://images.parenting.mdpcdn.com/sites/parenting.com/files/styles/story_detail_enlarge/public/cigar-box-baby-shower-cake-1_0.jpg?itok=X-zSnpyi

Citizen Rules
04-23-16, 11:05 PM
Very cool! Suspect! Your life will change....and all for the better!:)(but you're not getting any sleep for the next couple years)...

Congratulations, I wish you guys the very best:)

Fabulous
04-23-16, 11:05 PM
Congratulations, Suspect! :)

Godoggo
04-23-16, 11:06 PM
Congrats!!!!

http://i1039.photobucket.com/albums/a476/ashafer_bucket/Mobile%20Uploads/image_1.jpeg (http://s1039.photobucket.com/user/ashafer_bucket/media/Mobile%20Uploads/image_1.jpeg.html)

http://i1039.photobucket.com/albums/a476/ashafer_bucket/Mobile%20Uploads/image_1.png (http://s1039.photobucket.com/user/ashafer_bucket/media/Mobile%20Uploads/image_1.png.html)

jiraffejustin
04-23-16, 11:08 PM
Congratulations, Suspect! That's awesome, man.

The Rodent
04-23-16, 11:09 PM
Grats man!

mark f
04-23-16, 11:15 PM
Congrats!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-JNwPmN4VpP8/UbqFviIqe_I/AAAAAAAAJaQ/aisYSSTyR0k/s1600/85063_966345456_l.jpg

cricket
04-23-16, 11:24 PM
Congrats Suspect!

Sexy Celebrity
04-23-16, 11:44 PM
....... Give me a break. If you can tell strangers on the internet this news, you can tell your family and friends in real life. Lord. Congratulations, but Lord.

TONGO
04-24-16, 12:41 AM
:):up: Very happy for you both man :up::)

Swan
04-24-16, 12:43 AM
Congrats TUS! Can I be Uncle Swan?

Yoda
04-24-16, 12:45 AM
Wow! Congratulations, Matt. That's fantastic. You guys talking about possible names yet?

It's so weird (good weird) remembering your making offhand references to your girlfriend forever ago, then announcing the engagement, then posting wedding photos...and now this. Life is nuts.

:up:

Gatsby
04-24-16, 12:49 AM
Congrats TUS! Can I be Uncle Swan?
Yes, but only if I'm Godfather.

Congrats Suspect. :)

mojofilter
04-24-16, 01:05 AM
Congratulations, UsualSuspect!


Fatherhood is amazing! Enjoy the adventure :)

TheUsualSuspect
04-24-16, 01:12 AM
....... Give me a break. If you can tell strangers on the internet this news, you can tell your family and friends in real life. Lord. Congratulations, but Lord.

Yeah, we're waiting the 3 months.

Her sister got pregnant with their second child, told everyone, people all bought gifts and what not and then she had a miscarriage, which is very common in the early stages of pregnancy. So instead of dealing with all that we're waiting until after the first trimester where the chances of a miscarriage significantly drop.

Sexy Celebrity
04-24-16, 01:15 AM
You still shoulda repped me like everyone else.

TONGO
04-24-16, 01:16 AM
Well no drinking or smoking for her, so that means you too unless you want her hating you ;) Seriously though Im really thrilled to see a married couple have a child. Its such a rarity nowadays since the "baby daddys" came about.

Sexy Celebrity
04-24-16, 01:24 AM
All I'm saying is if we all can know this information, you should let some really close people, like your parents, know this. Don't worry about the bad stuff and just celebrate. Celebrate! I feel dirty knowing you're having a kid when the grandparents don't even know it yet.

Miss Vicky
04-24-16, 01:32 AM
Congrats Suspect!

TONGO
04-24-16, 01:33 AM
Here, this sounds like a "Im gonna be a Daddy" song even though it isnt. Cats in the Cradle is too depressing


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptIvLZ8QerI

Sexy Celebrity
04-24-16, 01:39 AM
Well, I refuse to be happy for you then since you can't even rep me and if everyone else in your real life doesn't even know yet. If you're gonna be so worried about miscarriages that you can't even tell family and people in your real life, I don't see why I should have to see you as a happy father-to-be.

I'll consider you a dad when you act like a dad. This "I'm gonna tell nobody except strangers on an internet forum" thing is not dad-like. You shoulda kept it a secret from us, too.

TheUsualSuspect
04-24-16, 01:45 AM
Well, I refuse to be happy for you then since you can't even rep me and if everyone else in your real life doesn't even know yet. If you're gonna be so worried about miscarriages that you can't even tell family and people in your real life, I don't see why I should have to see you as a happy father-to-be.

I'll consider you a dad when you act like a dad. This "I'm gonna tell nobody except strangers on an internet forum" thing is not dad-like. You shoulda kept it a secret from us, too.


:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

False Writer
04-24-16, 03:15 AM
That's wonderful news Suspect! Congrats and good luck, I'm sure you'll be a great father!

nebbit
04-24-16, 03:31 AM
http://reactiongif.org/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/12/Congratulations-You-Did-It-GIF-2015.gif

The Gunslinger45
04-24-16, 03:41 AM
Congrats!

mistique
04-24-16, 04:07 AM
Congratulations! :D

mistique
04-24-16, 04:13 AM
http://img1.sendscraps.com/se/124/006.gif

Camo
04-24-16, 04:14 AM
Congrats Suspect :)

Chypmunk
04-24-16, 04:44 AM
Warmest congratulations TUS :up:

Thursday Next
04-24-16, 05:00 AM
Congratulations! How exciting for you both :)

-KhaN-
04-24-16, 05:18 AM
Congratulations mate!

Tacitus
04-24-16, 05:56 AM
Congratulations bud, I never knew you had it in you. :)

When my wife got pregnant for the first time, we didn't tell our respective parents immediately. Shock/apprehension will do that, so if the opportunity had been there to break the ice by announcing it first to a bunch of semi strangers on the internet had been there, we'd probably have taken it.

christine
04-24-16, 06:02 AM
Fantastic news Suspect! Yes of course your life will change massively, but you won't regret it :)
I'll get me knitting needles out!

SeeingisBelieving
04-24-16, 07:44 AM
Exciting news.

My wife is pregnant.

She just dropped the news on me today with chocolate chip pancakes that spelled out DAD.

Congratulations – innovative way of telling you:p;).

neiba
04-24-16, 07:51 AM
Damn!!! Congratulations Suspect!!! :D I wish you guys the best!!!

Kaplan
04-24-16, 08:51 AM
Congratulations! The thing you're worried about is what happened to me. My wife was pregnant, she told everybody, and so I told a few people, and then she miscarried. The second time, we were more cautious. We were assured once they can detect a heartbeat, the chances of a miscarriage go way down. Best of luck to you and your wife.

honeykid
04-24-16, 01:27 PM
Congratulations/nevermind/I'm sorry - Delete as applicable. :)

gbgoodies
04-24-16, 01:45 PM
http://i428.photobucket.com/albums/qq3/Wheeze_Lucy/new%20stuff/congratulations-desi-glitters-19.gif~original

Sexy Celebrity
04-24-16, 04:31 PM
I'll get me knitting needles out!
Outrageous. Why should Christine be knitting the baby something already when the real grandma can't?

Sexy Celebrity
04-24-16, 04:33 PM
I bet the unborn baby is already better at MoFo Survivor than TONGO.

christine
04-24-16, 04:48 PM
Outrageous. Why should Christine be knitting the baby something already when the real grandma can't?

jeez SC, stop already!

Sexy Celebrity
04-24-16, 04:51 PM
jeez SC, stop already!

Well, put down those knitting needles for at least three months.

Thursday Next
04-24-16, 04:55 PM
I told people on the internet first when I was expecting my youngest :yup:

Citizen Rules
04-24-16, 04:56 PM
SC's going to have his own baby, so he can have the attention all to himself;)

Sexy Celebrity
04-24-16, 04:59 PM
SC's going to have his own baby, so he can have the attention all to himself;)

I think I had one and its name is TONGO. You see it crawling all over the forum lately?

TONGO
04-24-16, 05:01 PM
Mm. Sexys posting alot in TUS's baby announcement thread and obviously trying to divert all attention to himself. Ive never seen behavior at MoFo like this before! :bored:

TUS are you hoping for a girl or a boy?

CiCi
04-24-16, 05:02 PM
All the best, Suspect! And congratulations! :)

Sexy Celebrity
04-24-16, 05:05 PM
TUS are you hoping for a girl or a boy?
EXCUSE ME... I believe it's 2016. That baby will decide for itself in a few years if it's a boy or a girl or whatever, OKAY? It'll be awhile until Suspect finds out.

Mr Minio
04-24-16, 06:17 PM
I wish somebody had made a thread like this and then wrote: "Yes, I'm gonna be ordained!"

foster
04-24-16, 06:27 PM
EXCUSE ME... I believe it's 2016. That baby will decide for itself in a few years if it's a boy or a girl or whatever, OKAY? It'll be awhile until Suspect finds out.

Sometimes a comment deserves more than just a +1 rep.

But I have no more to give.

Austruck
04-24-16, 08:44 PM
Wow! Congratulations, Matt. That's fantastic. You guys talking about possible names yet?

It's so weird (good weird) remembering your making offhand references to your girlfriend forever ago, then announcing the engagement, then posting wedding photos...and now this. Life is nuts.

:up:

Some folks on this forum are still waiting to become grandparents because they remember becoming parents so fondly.

Just sayin'...

<tick tock tick tock>

TheUsualSuspect
04-24-16, 08:58 PM
TUS are you hoping for a girl or a boy?

A healthy one!!!!! :p


I feel like a boy would be easier, less worries further on down the road. :p

But honestly, as long as the child is healthy, that's all I really care about.

Citizen Rules
04-24-16, 09:10 PM
Hey Suspect, any chance we can help name the baby? How do you feel about Orson for a first name?

Yoda
04-24-16, 09:17 PM
Yoda if it's a boy, Yaddle if it's a girl.

gbgoodies
04-24-16, 09:18 PM
Yoda if it's a boy, Yaddle if it's a girl.


Yaddle??? :facepalm:

Sexy Celebrity
04-24-16, 09:18 PM
Yoda if it's a boy, Yaddle if it's a girl.


Yaddle??? :facepalm:
What? That's what I secretly call you.

Rhys
04-24-16, 09:20 PM
Congratulations Suspect!!! :D

Yoda
04-24-16, 09:37 PM
Yaddle??? :facepalm:
Yaddle (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Yaddle).

Yoda
04-24-16, 09:39 PM
Some folks on this forum are still waiting to become grandparents because they remember becoming parents so fondly.

Just sayin'...

<tick tock tick tock>
MOM

gbgoodies
04-24-16, 09:42 PM
Yaddle (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Yaddle).


From the site in that link:

Appearances:
Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace (First appearance)


Well that explains why I didn't recognize the name. She's in a terrible movie.

Why would you want to name a kid after anyone from that movie?

Sexy Celebrity
04-24-16, 09:43 PM
MOM

Mother Yoda says you better get to work.

You think about that the next time you're in bed with Mrs. Yoda.

Mother Yoda is going, "TICK TOCK. TICK TOCK. TICK TOCK. TICK TOCK."

Hurry before she sets off the alarm saying the time's up.

Sexy Celebrity
04-24-16, 09:45 PM
<tick tock tick tock>

http://i1009.photobucket.com/albums/af211/Jenna_Willett/tumblr_mo3wkxgh661ssea3no1_400_zpsaacmybnq.gif

Derek Vinyard
04-24-16, 09:48 PM
Congrats to both of you!! Exciting news :)

TheUsualSuspect
04-25-16, 12:13 AM
Hey Suspect, any chance we can help name the baby? How do you feel about Orson for a first name?

We have some names picked out, but I wouldn't be opposed to some Mofo suggestions!!!

TONGO
04-25-16, 12:19 AM
Heisenberg

;)

TONGO
04-25-16, 12:36 AM
Actually Josephine, Joe, or Joseph is a common yet good name. It really depends what the last name is cause you want it to flow.

Sexy Celebrity
04-25-16, 12:42 AM
We have some names picked out, but I wouldn't be opposed to some Mofo suggestions!!!

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=25080&stc=1&d=1461555710

Otho

NextScorsese
04-25-16, 01:18 AM
Congrats Suspect.

NextScorsese
04-25-16, 01:19 AM
If I ever had I child, I feel like I would attempt to name him Optimus Prime.

TONGO
04-25-16, 01:32 AM
If I ever had I child, I feel like I would attempt to name him Optimus Prime.

I didnt know you were a rap star! ;)

TUS dont take any names suggested by people that live in California. Even China names their people better than Californians. North West, thats all I have to say.

Thursday Next
04-25-16, 06:27 AM
I guess the whole announcing on here before telling your parents wouldn't work so well for Yoda...

Mr Minio
04-25-16, 07:51 AM
Naming your baby is a hard nut to crack. You have so many possibilities. You can call him Mahershalalhashbaz and you can call him just Bob.

the samoan lawyer
04-25-16, 08:46 AM
Congrats TUS. Great news.

Cobpyth
04-25-16, 09:58 AM
Congratulations, man!

All the best wishes to the future mother as well, of course. :)

NextScorsese
04-25-16, 10:00 AM
I didnt know you were a rap star! ;)

TUS dont take any names suggested by people that live in California. Even China names their people better than Californians. North West, thats all I have to say.

Um, how does that make me a rap star?

False Writer
04-25-16, 10:54 AM
We have some names picked out, but I wouldn't be opposed to some Mofo suggestions!!!


Sam, it could work for either gender and he's the ultimate hero in Lotr!

Or Alex, like the biggest anti-hero in film history. Also a name that could work with either gender.

...

This is a movie forum, what more do you want from me!?!?!



;)

TONGO
04-25-16, 12:09 PM
Um, how does that make me a rap star?

Cause a rap star would name their kid "Optimus Prime". Kanye called his kid North....his sons name is North West! :rolleyes:

Austruck
04-25-16, 12:21 PM
I guess the whole announcing on here before telling your parents wouldn't work so well for Yoda...
We'd have to start an "RIP Yoda" thread if he pulled a stunt like that.

Then again, I think I found out about my grandpuppy through this site, so... he does have precedent on his side.

Austruck
04-25-16, 12:22 PM
Oh, and TUS: Do the kid a favor and bury the weird family name as a middle name. Worked for me all four times. :)

Mr.Sparkle
04-25-16, 02:09 PM
Congrats on having sex.

NextScorsese
04-25-16, 02:19 PM
Congrats on having sex.

Don't make this weird.

Austruck
04-26-16, 11:14 PM
Don't make this weird.

Too late.

Sexy Celebrity
04-26-16, 11:16 PM
Congrats on having sex.
Hope it was good.

TheUsualSuspect
05-20-16, 08:31 AM
We told our immediate family. They are all super excited. My side more than her side, this will be my parent's first grandchild. It will be her parent's third. So I feel that throughout the entire thing my family will be more excited, which always seems to be the case....don't get me started on the wedding problems!!!!

We plan on telling our friends and others in early June.

We went to an early ultrasound....all I saw was a peanut, hahahaha.

I don't know if it has hit me yet, it did when I went into the ultrasound, but I feel like it's left again. I'm sure it will come back and hit me big at some point.

Mr Minio
05-20-16, 12:30 PM
That moment when you first tell MoFos and then after awhile other people.

Sexy Celebrity
05-20-16, 05:33 PM
We told our immediate family.

About time.

I have exciting news now, too.

I won the +1/-1 Survivor (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=45547) game!!!!!

TheUsualSuspect
06-15-16, 08:49 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/layden/baby/babyannouncement.jpg

Made the announcement public!!!

TONGO
06-15-16, 08:52 PM
This is the second time in the last few months now Ive been privy to someone going to have a child before they told anybody. COINCIDENCE? Yes. Very happy for you man. :)

rauldc14
06-15-16, 08:57 PM
Coming December 2016: TUS leaves the forum :(

TheUsualSuspect
06-15-16, 09:05 PM
Coming December 2016: TUS leaves the forum :(

Soak me in Mofo's, while you still can. :p

DAnconiaLead
06-16-16, 06:28 PM
CONGRATULATIONS TheUsualSuspect!!!!!!

Since this is a movie forum, I remember a scene from either TV or the movies where a happy couple makes a pregnancy announcement and another character, a goth-ish girl with an 'I-don't-care' attitude says; "I don't know why guys get all happy about that...it just means that their hot-piece-of-ass is going to get like all fat and sh-t"....


The movie with the above mentioned scene is not 'Romy and Michele" which does have a similarly themed joke....

Citizen Rules
06-16-16, 06:32 PM
Congrats Usual Suspect! We will expect plenty of baby pics:)

MovieMeditation
06-16-16, 06:34 PM
I'm not your wife, but hey... here you go, Suspect :)

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/1a/c2/ae/1ac2aebfae4caa88e593fe2ef5a67731.jpg

Congrats :p

Gideon58
06-16-16, 06:39 PM
http://amazingworld.com/aw-reg-email-ws/images/congrats.png


Very Happy for you, that's fantastic news!

Austruck
06-16-16, 06:55 PM
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/13415533_10153578616975496_2157947678704754089_o.jpg

Made the announcement public!!!

I bet those cute flats look lovely on you. ;)

Hit Girl
06-16-16, 06:57 PM
Congratulations Suspect! :)

http://woolworthsbabyandtoddlerclub.com.au/images/imageLibrary/expecting-more-than-one-baby-454.jpg

TheUsualSuspect
12-23-16, 11:32 PM
Jackson Robert Layden

Born December 21st

6lbs 5oz

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/layden/JacksonRobertLayden.jpg

Sexy Celebrity
12-23-16, 11:36 PM
Congratulations, Daddy.

jiraffejustin
12-23-16, 11:36 PM
Congratulations! That's awesome, dude.

Captain Steel
12-24-16, 12:35 AM
Christmas baby!

Sexy Celebrity
12-24-16, 12:50 AM
He shares a birthday with Kiefer Sutherland, Jane Fonda, Frank Zappa, Ray Romano, Phil Donahue and Andy Dick.

Miss Vicky
12-24-16, 12:53 AM
Congratulations!!!

Captain Steel
12-24-16, 01:16 AM
He shares a birthday with Kiefer Sutherland, Jane Fonda, Frank Zappa, Ray Romano, Phil Donahue and Andy Dick.

Oh, that last one is sad. FUNNY, but sad. ;)

Gatsby
12-24-16, 02:35 AM
Haha love the custom crib. Congrats on a healthy boy. :)

gbgoodies
12-24-16, 02:47 AM
http://3dcolorboard.com/scraps/friendship/congratulations/congratulations-4.gif

The Gunslinger45
12-24-16, 03:00 AM
Congrats!

resopamenic
12-24-16, 03:09 AM
Congratulations <3 .......

Camo
12-24-16, 04:06 AM
Congratulations Suspect Mate :up: . And condolences for his birthday being so close to christmas :p

Sexy Celebrity
12-24-16, 05:07 AM
Wait a minute, Suspect -- have you told your family about the baby yet???? Or is it only us that know?

neiba
12-24-16, 06:15 AM
What a great christmas presente!! Congratulations TUS!!!

Cobpyth
12-24-16, 06:27 AM
Congratulations, Suspect!

gandalf26
12-24-16, 06:42 AM
Congrats Usual Suspect! Same birthday as my brother who just turned 30!

Mr Minio
12-24-16, 07:30 AM
Mainstream Mafia has gained a new member!

Camo
12-24-16, 07:34 AM
Would've been great if instead of "future film critic" it said "2034 Survivor champion" :D.

CosmicRunaway
12-24-16, 08:45 AM
Congratulations! That's a great baby picture too. :up:

Sexy Celebrity
12-24-16, 10:25 AM
Would've been great if instead of "future film critic" it said "2034 Survivor champion" :D.
Or "Future UsualSuspect Alt Account."

"I'm not Suspect! I'm not! This is his son. He asked me to play with him."

Camo
12-24-16, 10:41 AM
Or "Future UsualSuspect Alt Account."

"I'm not Suspect! I'm not! This is his son. He asked me to play with him."

Suspect Jr: Hey, Camo Jr why are you following me around with random accusations?
*Camo Jr looks at Camo Sr*
Camo Sr: Go on son don't trust him!

Yoda
12-24-16, 11:17 AM
Such great news! Love the photo, too. Hope you don't mind, I congratulated you publicly on the site's Twitter account, because that crib (with the thumbs up on the side, no less) was too perfect not to!

Hope Mrs. TUS is doing well. Congratulations!

seanc
12-24-16, 11:28 AM
Congrats and Merry Christmas Suspect!!! Best Christmas present ever.

Sexy Celebrity
12-24-16, 11:30 AM
Best Christmas present ever.

A consolation prize after all the trouble you've had with the last several Survivor games.

TONGO
12-24-16, 12:12 PM
I am very happy for you TUS.

Citizen Rules
12-24-16, 01:47 PM
Congratulations to the proud parents:)

christine
12-24-16, 06:13 PM
Aww congratulations ! Little Jackson is gorgeous! X

Funny Face
12-24-16, 06:39 PM
Adorable! Congrats to you both!

Swan
12-24-16, 06:41 PM
Congrats TUS!

AdamUpBxtch
12-24-16, 06:54 PM
Congratulations!!

Kaplan
12-24-16, 07:01 PM
Congratulations!

TheUsualSuspect
12-26-16, 10:48 AM
Currently on 8-9 hours sleep since Wednesday!!! What have I done!?!?!?

Gatsby
12-26-16, 11:00 AM
Currently on 8-9 hours sleep since Wednesday!!! What have I done!?!?!?
That's a lot, are you sure you have a kid? :p

seanc
12-26-16, 11:11 AM
Currently on 8-9 hours sleep since Wednesday!!! What have I done!?!?!?

It will end eventually brother, I know it feels like you will never sleep again, but you will.

Austruck
12-26-16, 12:03 PM
Such great news! Love the photo, too. Hope you don't mind, I congratulated you publicly on the site's Twitter account, because that crib (with the thumbs up on the side, no less) was too perfect not to!

Hope Mrs. TUS is doing well. Congratulations!
And also, the afghan is knobby and looks like popcorn! :) Nice touch!

False Writer
12-26-16, 12:20 PM
Warmest Congrats Suspect!

I'm not sure if you've seen my post in the Chill Thread, but my nephew was born just a day after your son!

TheUsualSuspect
02-21-17, 12:14 AM
I feel like I owe some people some photos....

Jackson starting to learn how to smile.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/layden/baby/image3.jpg


Bored to death with his meal.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/layden/baby/image2.jpg



Bad hair day.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/layden/baby/image1-3.jpg


I had to....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/layden/baby/image4.jpg

Dani8
02-21-17, 12:16 AM
What a beautiful child.

edarsenal
02-21-17, 12:23 AM
these are fantastic!! CONGRATS!!
I JUST saw this thread - LOVE the pics! The last one is pretty hilarious. Looks like something I would do to a child of mine and the size of the bottle compared to him just makes me laugh. It's like an outrageous 7/Eleven Mega/Super/Colossal Drink that you can buy for just twenty-five cents more!

Dani8
02-21-17, 12:26 AM
I never knew TUS was a new dad. This thread just popped up in recent activity. I smell newborn baby. nawww. I love babies.

dadgumblah
02-21-17, 04:42 AM
Congratulations, Suspect! What a beautiful little boy!

christine
02-21-17, 05:42 AM
awwwwwwwwwww
I love babies! love his hair and his big blue eyes and his cute smile :D
You're a lucky man TUS!

TheUsualSuspect
02-21-17, 08:34 AM
these are fantastic!! CONGRATS!!
I JUST saw this thread - LOVE the pics! The last one is pretty hilarious. Looks like something I would do to a child of mine and the size of the bottle compared to him just makes me laugh. It's like an outrageous 7/Eleven Mega/Super/Colossal Drink that you can buy for just twenty-five cents more!

Ha, everyone says that the bottle is HUGE, but it's just the angle of the picture. :p

Dani8
02-21-17, 01:19 PM
Any more youngest Mofo photos?

Dani8
02-22-17, 01:51 PM
LOL. One for Mrs TUS

https://scontent.fmel1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16807639_1239945752759440_8166008341485443016_n.jpg?oh=f34144e4d98ce38facff8a1228f99fda&oe=593E04A0

edarsenal
02-22-17, 03:50 PM
Ha, everyone says that the bottle is HUGE, but it's just the angle of the picture. :p

no, no, no, no, its just frickin HUGE

;)

thank you for posting them!!

TheUsualSuspect
02-22-17, 04:26 PM
LOL. One for Mrs TUS

https://scontent.fmel1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16807639_1239945752759440_8166008341485443016_n.jpg?oh=f34144e4d98ce38facff8a1228f99fda&oe=593E04A0

Ha, she already wants another two!!!!!!

Dani8
02-22-17, 05:13 PM
Careful. My mother got addicted to baby breath. She had 10. And yes, my parents had a tv.

honeykid
02-22-17, 05:42 PM
Shame they couldn't find the remote. ;)

Lovely looking kid, TUS. I'm sure once he grows into that bottle it'll be fine. ;)

Dani8
02-22-17, 05:46 PM
LOL. Good comeback, HK.

PumaMan
02-27-17, 06:04 PM
Sorry I'm late with the . . .

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Dani8
03-07-17, 03:10 PM
Where are the photo updates, TUS?

https://www.facebook.com/loveyoubabiess/videos/1830906137155403/

TheUsualSuspect
12-05-18, 10:39 AM
https://i.imgur.com/l5cgd1L.jpg

Edit - BABY #2 on the way!!!!

gandalf26
12-05-18, 11:05 AM
Dope 80s hairstyle :)

TheUsualSuspect
12-05-18, 11:48 AM
Ha, in case anyone missed it. That picture is also my announcement that we are expecting our second child.

gandalf26
12-05-18, 01:37 PM
Ha, in case anyone missed it. That picture is also my announcement that we are expecting our second child.

I did see the brother part but I just assumed you must have had a second cause its a few years old thread :).

MovieGal
12-05-18, 01:50 PM
Congrats TUS! Less time for movie watching now.

Mr Minio
12-05-18, 01:56 PM
Bloody hell! The Mainstream Mafia doesn't rest! Quick, Swan and Velvet, we need to make some babies!

Miss Vicky
12-05-18, 02:06 PM
Congrats on Suspect Jr. #2!

Velvet
12-05-18, 02:21 PM
Bloody hell! The Mainstream Mafia doesn't rest! Quick, Swan and Velvet, we need to make some babies!

this is where they come from right?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/df/Mycteria_leucocephala_-_Pak_Thale.jpg

Mr Minio
12-05-18, 02:32 PM
this is where they come from right?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/df/Mycteria_leucocephala_-_Pak_Thale.jpg Of course, you silly idiot! Why do you even ask?

That's the plan:
1. Swan uses his sexy rump to seduce female starks.
2. When they swoon over Swan, you catch them and put them inside a bag, and bring the bags to my dungeon.
3. Once inside the dungeon I will torture the starks and make them bring me hundreds of children!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bjqbaybF3A

KeyserCorleone
12-05-18, 02:37 PM
Congrats, bro!

Chypmunk
12-05-18, 03:12 PM
'Grats on the alt baby TUS! ;)

Stirchley
12-05-18, 04:18 PM
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/df/Mycteria_leucocephala_-_Pak_Thale.jpg

Apologies for going off-topic, but I had no idea how really beautiful storks are.

seanc
12-05-18, 07:30 PM
Very cool. Congrats to the three of you.

Citizen Rules
12-05-18, 09:11 PM
Congrats Suspect!

the samoan lawyer
12-06-18, 09:32 AM
Congrats TUS!

gbgoodies
12-11-18, 12:40 AM
Ha, in case anyone missed it. That picture is also my announcement that we are expecting our second child.


https://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=50204&stc=1&d=1544503199

Mr Minio
12-11-18, 01:24 AM
'Grats on the alt baby TUS! ;) Jesus Christ, they made a sequel! Huh? :D

Jase
12-11-18, 04:57 AM
Congratulations, TheUsualSuspect.

I’m jealous that I can’t have your baby. I think I’m going to have to install a uterus or something to do that. I’ll ask Kendra (@John McClane) for help on getting set up.

Mr Minio
12-11-18, 11:33 AM
I’m jealous that I can’t have your baby.. TheUsualSuspect: the moment the baby is born, you have to set up a lot of booby traps around the cradle, because something's telling me Jase will be always lurking around. :p

TheUsualSuspect
06-10-19, 11:56 AM
Miles Hunter Layden

June 8th, 2019

6lbs 8oz

https://i.imgur.com/0tWU7cp.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/np6qY5I.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/YHKrDF4.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/JGNqdlY.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/PkzzHLw.jpg

Yoda
06-10-19, 12:13 PM
zomg another suspect! You'll have a full lineup before long.

Congratulations Matt!

Chypmunk
06-10-19, 12:18 PM
Congrats - I see he's already learning how to give the middle finger ..... gonna be a feisty one I reckon :D

ScarletLion
06-10-19, 12:20 PM
Congrats. A beautiful family you have there.

Sedai
06-10-19, 12:39 PM
Woah!!

Congrats! :)

Miss Vicky
06-10-19, 01:07 PM
Congratulations!

Ultraviolence
06-10-19, 01:10 PM
Congratulations!
Beautiful baby :)!

John McClane
06-10-19, 01:23 PM
https://i.imgur.com/0tWU7cp.jpg

Why you all up in my business, yo? I just wanna sleep! :lol:

WrinkledMind
06-10-19, 05:23 PM
Congratulations dude.

jiraffejustin
06-10-19, 07:17 PM
Congratulations, man. That's awesome. Continue to be fruitful and multiply.

Derek Vinyard
06-10-19, 07:29 PM
Congrats man!!

lenslady
06-10-19, 09:49 PM
Aaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww❤️
What a beautiful baby. And what a beautiful family. Congrats !!!!


And for you, TheUsualSuspect, for surviving your kidney stones:

💜

gbgoodies
06-10-19, 11:03 PM
Miles Hunter Layden

June 8th, 2019

6lbs 8oz

https://i.imgur.com/0tWU7cp.jpg


https://media1.giphy.com/media/1O1UUSESiuGSi1VdT6/source.gif

honeykid
06-11-19, 08:08 AM
Welcome to the world, little man.

Congrats to you and your family on the new addition, TUS.

the samoan lawyer
06-11-19, 08:46 AM
Great news TUS. Congrats mate

TheUsualSuspect
09-16-19, 03:07 AM
Only a few weeks left before I go back to work. Been off since Miles was born, which was June 8th. It's been really nice to be at home with the family. Looking forward to going back to work, but at the same time I'm going to hate it.

Oh well.

the samoan lawyer
09-17-19, 09:52 AM
Only a few weeks left before I go back to work. Been off since Miles was born, which was June 8th. It's been really nice to be at home with the family. Looking forward to going back to work, but at the same time I'm going to hate it.

Oh well.


That's a long time! I had 3 weeks and I thought that was long. It is a nightmare going back but the thought is definitely worse. Good luck anyway TUS. At least you get to look forward to getting home to Miles.

TheUsualSuspect
09-17-19, 03:17 PM
That's a long time! I had 3 weeks and I thought that was long. It is a nightmare going back but the thought is definitely worse. Good luck anyway TUS. At least you get to look forward to getting home to Miles.

The thing I am not looking forward to is the commute. With my first kid I took a month, this one I took 4. It's been a nice summer.

lenslady
09-17-19, 11:51 PM
Best wishes on re adapting to the workweek TheUsualSuspect

And btw- if I' m not being too curious: Where does one go, I wonder , to obtain a 4 month vacation?

Does one need a passport?

Just asking for a friend .

TheUsualSuspect
09-18-19, 02:09 AM
Well, this year my passport expired so we decided to just stay in Canada. Went out east to PEI for a week, did day-cations mostly in Toronto, Niagara, etc.

I could have taken 6, but I didn't want to be too greedy :p

John-Connor
09-18-19, 02:40 AM
4 months? Wow, sounds like Canada has great employment conditions.

honeykid
09-18-19, 11:41 AM
The thing I am not looking forward to is the commute. With my first kid I took a month, this one I took 4. It's been a nice summer.

A 4 month commute? Jesus! How far from work do you live? :p:D

Yoda
09-18-19, 11:58 AM
A 4 month commute? Jesus! How far from work do you live? :p:D
I can't believe Chypmunk didn't write this.

Chypmunk
09-18-19, 12:20 PM
I can't believe Chypmunk didn't write this.
I was too busy writing and then deleting responses to Mister Poopy Pants in the Shoutbox ;)

Mark776
11-08-20, 11:17 AM
Congratulations! I am happy for you. Don't worry everything will be ok.

Stirchley
11-09-20, 03:02 PM
Congratulations! I am happy for you. Don't worry everything will be ok.

You do know he had his baby 6/8/19? :)

Citizen Rules
11-09-20, 03:04 PM
You do know he had his baby 6/8/19? :)He's been banned;)

Stirchley
11-09-20, 03:12 PM
Oh, so he has. He wasn’t here long. :rolleyes: