Relationship Status?

[matt72582]

Again, our of curiosity.

[mojofilter]

Married with one daughter so far

[mistique]

Why's there no option for in a relationship but not married?

[DalekbusterScreen5]

Single because 1: nobody has caught my eye and 2: declaring love for someone is a risk anyway so you may as well just be friends with people.

[SeeingisBelieving]

Why's there no option for in a relationship but not married?

Oh, come on. We have standards to keep up:p;).

[Fabulous]

Single and not ready to mingle.

[Derek Vinyard]

Single as f*ck

[Captain Steel]

Why's there no option for in a relationship but not married?

Engaged
Living Together
Long Distance Relationship
Dating
Going Steady
Pinned
Fooling Around
Playing the Field
Stalking
Unrequited Crush
Flirting
Limiting yourself to your underage students
Sworn Celibacy
Practicing Polygamy
Practicing Incest
Having an affair with a married person
In multi-partner relationships
Cheating on spouse
Paying prostitutes for sex or a faux relationship
Living Platonically with a life-partner
In love with Pet
;)

[mistique]

^ Well from that list I'll take Long Distance Relationship.

[Optimus]

In a relationship (8 years) and we have a little boy aged 4, and another little boy on the way :D.

[Mr Minio]

In a relationship (8 years) with a little boy aged 4, and another little boy on the way :D. Jesus, I thought you're in a 8-year-long relationship with a 4 years old boy. It wouldn't be even possible, so it gave me a big brain fart!

[Optimus]

Jesus, I thought you're in a 8-year-long relationship with a 4 years old boy. It wouldn't be even possible, so it gave me a big brain fart!

Haha fixed.

[seanc]

I was married twelve years, I'm good now. :) Seriously don't see myself getting married again, but never say never.

[Captain Steel]

Also:
Committed UNmarried long-term relationship
Uncommitted UNmarried long-term relationship
Voluntary Hermit
Involuntary Hermit
Imprisoned & in Letter-Writing-Relationship only
Still in a "Civil Union" due to state restrictions
All Relationships are Imaginary
Have a fake spouse due to work in the CIA
Married for Green Card purposes only
Single, but wear a wedding ring to attract women
Single, but pretend I'm gay to attract women
Divorced and re-married to same person
Divorced but dating ex
Married to a conjoined twin, and living with the other
Annulled

[Citizen Rules]

Single, but wear a wedding ring to attract women Do guys do that? I'm married but I don't wear a ring.

[SilentVamp]

I've never been married, and I really don't care to be. I'd love to have kids, but marriage is so uninviting.

I always think it is so funny when you see some sort of wedding show and they will talk about the day that "every little girl dreams about", and I can honestly say that I never thought about it. Sure. I'd like to have a big, pretty dress (preferably NOT the generic white) and a huge wedding cake, but those are NOT reasons to get married.

[matt72582]

I've never been married, and I really don't care to be. I'd love to have kids, but marriage is so uninviting.

I always think it is so funny when you see some sort of wedding show and they will talk about the day that "every little girl dreams about", and I can honestly say that I never thought about it. Sure. I'd like to have a big, pretty dress (preferably NOT the generic white) and a huge wedding cake, but those are NOT reasons to get married.

Have you ever looked into adopting? There are so many kids in unfortunate circumstances whose lives could be changed for the better by someone like you who actually wants them, will love them... But I do know that adoption agencies prefer married couples, which is kinda silly considering how many kids have been left behind.

[TONGO]

Engaged
Living Together
Long Distance Relationship
Dating
Going Steady
Pinned
Fooling Around
Playing the Field
Stalking
Unrequited Crush
Flirting
Limiting yourself to your underage students
Sworn Celibacy
Practicing Polygamy
Practicing Incest
Having an affair with a married person
In multi-partner relationships
Cheating on spouse
Paying prostitutes for sex or a faux relationship
Living Platonically with a life-partner
In love with Pet
;)

Now that would be one hell of a poll :laugh:

[cricket]

Married/someone's bitch

[Gatsby]

Dating? Marriage? Ain't nobody got time for dat!

Seriously though, I wish had a girlfriend so I can have some fresh air in my life. It's been 2 years without one.

[Godoggo]

I was married twelve years, I'm good now. :) Seriously don't see myself getting married again, but never say never.

When I first read this I read it as married at 12 years old. I was like, damn, Seanc you started young.

I'm never getting married. I came too close to a complete disaster. I think I like the single life.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Hmmmm.... a year ago, Godoggo was with someone. Now she appears to be single. Another piece of the puzzle.

[Godoggo]

Yeah, that's definitely the biggest piece.

[rauldc14]

The one thing I have to wonder if when (or if) I have a kid if I will still be on this site. That may be the disappearance of Raul.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The one thing I have to wonder if when (or if) I have a kid if I will still be on this site. That may be the disappearance of Raul.

I hope so. Then you'll have a new person to do in-person movie commentaries with.

[Godoggo]

The one thing I have to wonder if when (or if) I have a kid if I will still be on this site. That may be the disappearance of Raul.

My friend never was the type to belong to an Internet forum until she had a kid. She said it was all that she had energy for and it was much easier and convenient to socialize that way.

[rauldc14]

Guess it could go both ways, yeah. Makes sense to me.

[seanc]

When I first read this I read it as married at 12 years old. I was like, damn, Seanc you started young.

I'm never getting married. I came too close to a complete disaster. I think I like the single life.

Most days, me too, I have my moments. My kids keep me busy though. I wonder how I'll feel when they are teenagers and don't want to hang with daddy anymore.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Feel good. It'll be weird if they're still so attached to you by then.

[Bubblerune]

Single but dating :P Don't know how to take the first step... So hard!

[matt72582]

About 64% have never been married... The times they are a changin'

[Aphex]

When my dad was my age, he was already married and a father. I've never even had a girlfriend.

[Steve Freeling]

Single... For now.

[Naisy]

In a relationship but not married. (Yes, I'm a vixen)

[TheMaster]

Where's the lack thereof option?

[Omnizoa]

Don't like dating, don't like marriage, don't like people, especially people who don't respect my edits.

[Zotis]

Ha, too late Omnizoa...

[Omnizoa]

Ha, too late Omnizoa...
Can you blame me? When there exist people who'll desperately chase your posts around purely to take limp shots at them, it really drags down my view of humanity as a whole.

I know how you're feeling Zotis, it's not uncommon to be unsure of how to handle your emotions, but I'm sorry, I'm just not that into you.

[Zotis]

Can you blame me? When there exist people who'll desperately chase your posts around purely to take limp shots at them, it really drags down my view of humanity as a whole.

I know how you're feeling Zotis, it's not uncommon to be unsure of how to handle your emotions, but I'm sorry, I'm just not that into you.

Says the guy with the rainbow avatar. :p

Yeah, I chased you around... there's like four active threads at this hour.

[Omnizoa]

Says the guy with the rainbow avatar. :p
Your presumption that I'm a guy is as ridiculous as your presumption that my rainbow avatar implies homosexuality is as ridiculous as your presumption that that's all it would take to be attracted to you.

Horny gay men have standards too, Zotis. That's really inconsiderate.

[Zotis]

Your presumption that I'm a guy is as ridiculous as your presumption that my rainbow avatar implies homosexuality is as ridiculous as your presumption that that's all it would take to be attracted to you.

Horny gay men have standards too, Zotis. That's really inconsiderate.

https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/6/25/923473__safe_rainbow+dash_meme_image+macro_reaction+image_pun_visual+pun_artifact_needs+more+jpeg_ba it.jpeg

[Captain Spaulding]

This MoFo Advertisement seems to already know my relationship status.

http://i1052.photobucket.com/albums/s451/captainspaulding87/mofo%20ad_zps88oyqnik.jpg

[Mr Minio]

Singles? I'd like to browse doubles!

[Bubblerune]

This MoFo Advertisement seems to already know my relationship status.

http://i1052.photobucket.com/albums/s451/captainspaulding87/mofo%20ad_zps88oyqnik.jpg

Hahahaha I wish I'd get that ad but with men :P Just kidding :p

[Omnizoa]

https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/6/25/923473__safe_rainbow+dash_meme_image+macro_reaction+image_pun_visual+pun_artifact_needs+more+jpeg_ba it.jpeg
I like how that can be interpreted.

[John McClane]

"I'm all alone...there's no one here beside me..."

[Mr Minio]

Hahahaha I wish I'd get that ad but with men :P Just kidding :p My post should be enough, dear lady.

[honeykid]

Horny gay men have standards too, Zotis.
No they don't. The clue is in the words "horny" and "men" :D

[Yoda]

Everyone remember to be nice and stuff. Sensitive topics and whatnot.

[TONGO]

Sheesh! I hit Divorced (was married when I was 21), and Im like one of only three people that are divorced :eek:

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/836/136/d1c.gif

[matt72582]

Sheesh! I hit Divorced (was married when I was 21), and Im like one of only three people that are divorced :eek:

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/836/136/d1c.gif

Some people (for multiple reasons) stay together and miserable to please other people or ideologies. So now you're free!!

Funny pic!

[Omnizoa]

No they don't. The clue is in the words "horny" and "men" :D
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-03/enhanced/webdr07/3/19/anigif_enhanced-32268-1393893784-4.gif

Thanks, honeykid.

[Dannii]

Widowed, no children. Thinking of getting a new puppy😊

[Citizen Rules]

A new puppy would be nice, what kind are you thinking about?

[Dannii]

A new puppy would be nice, what kind are you thinking about?
I was thinking of a Labrador puppy, when i'm at work my mum would have him/her at her place as she did with my last dog. Never has a dog been so spoilt as my last dog😊

[Citizen Rules]

Labs are great, probably the friendliest dog around. If mom can day sit the pouch, that's a big help.

[Dannii]

Labs are great, probably the friendliest dog around. If mom can day sit the pouch, that's a big help.
I love Labradors, mum was devastated too when i lost Nuggy so i can just see her buying a new doggy bed and accessories to have at her place for the puppy 😁

[Nausicaä]

S.I.N.G.L.E

https://media.tenor.com/images/031094afdd84912fc1fee818e7d3edde/tenor.gif

[Stirchley]

Married twice. To the same man. :rolleyes: