Gatsby
04-01-16, 08:46 AM
That's right MoFos, I've decided to leave my country and join my northern brothers. You might think it's not a well though-out decision, but I have no regrets.
Basically, I'm fed up with my country, which is filled with rich goons who think they can get away with anything, from corruption to murder. The entire world is also slowly burning down, with IS on a terror spree and Trump trying to solve the situation... by making things worse. In North Korea, I might have limited freedom, but at least I'll be free from frequent frowns caused by idiotic actions. And hopefully within this year the long-waited nuclear missile will be finished.
Since only Kim Jong Un and his buddies get internet access, I guess I'll have to say goodbye here. No internet means no Movie Forums, or any website for that matter. I think I'll miss all of you very much, especially those I've interacted with a lot over the past year. They are Sean, Captain Spaulding, Camo, Swan, mojofiter, rauldc14. There are others, but the list will get a bit too long. Sorry if I forgot to mention you. Lastly, I hope Yoda, the one and only site leader, will do a good job of keeping this wonderful community alive.
Good news is, I'll be able to send postcards, so if you want to know how I'm doing, send me your address. And if slowly move up the ranks, and someone gives me a phone, I'll be able to call.
Basically, I'm fed up with my country, which is filled with rich goons who think they can get away with anything, from corruption to murder. The entire world is also slowly burning down, with IS on a terror spree and Trump trying to solve the situation... by making things worse. In North Korea, I might have limited freedom, but at least I'll be free from frequent frowns caused by idiotic actions. And hopefully within this year the long-waited nuclear missile will be finished.
Since only Kim Jong Un and his buddies get internet access, I guess I'll have to say goodbye here. No internet means no Movie Forums, or any website for that matter. I think I'll miss all of you very much, especially those I've interacted with a lot over the past year. They are Sean, Captain Spaulding, Camo, Swan, mojofiter, rauldc14. There are others, but the list will get a bit too long. Sorry if I forgot to mention you. Lastly, I hope Yoda, the one and only site leader, will do a good job of keeping this wonderful community alive.
Good news is, I'll be able to send postcards, so if you want to know how I'm doing, send me your address. And if slowly move up the ranks, and someone gives me a phone, I'll be able to call.