Kinky Birthday, Mr Minio!

[Sexy Celebrity]

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Hey, Mr Minio.

Hope you have a Kinky 21st Birthday!

[honeykid]

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[Derek Vinyard]

You're now legal in your country Minio :p !!! Have a good day buddy and take care
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[CiCi]

Happy Birthday Minio! Make sure you have a great day! :)

[Swan]

Now you can come to America and have a beer with me. Happy birthday, dude.

[Mr Minio]

I've seen four films today so far and only one of them can be considered erotica. Very, very subtle and it's more like of an artsploitation Rollin vampire flick. Haha. Fascination, that is. However, yesterday I watched a gay film (it was "yesterday", but it was already past midnight, so it was *today*, can you dig it?) with some gay sex scenes in it (it's Sato's Muscle, in case you're interested, Sexy). Thankfully (- for me, sadly - for gay watchers, I guess) there's been like two gay sex scenes there and the rest was atmospheric mood building and kinda cool plot. The main protagonist had two desires. One of them I'm not gonna spoil and the second was to watch Pasolini's Salo. Sadly, he didn't manage to *see* Salo, because no cinema in Japan would screen it and a copy of the movie he made his friend send him had a hard time crossing the Japanese border, since they wouldn't let uncensored stuff there. Then, when he eventually got the copy on VHS somehow, a punk decided to steal it and in return was severely punished by the gay protagonist (no, he didn't rape him). Now that I'm typing this I'm waiting for The Abominable Snowman. For it to be *ready to watch* and I'm rewatching Vampyros Lesbos on split screen as well. I'm not even reading the subtitles, only enjoying the incredible music and nice visuals.

I hoped that limiting my time on MoFo would make me do more useful things, but so far it doesn't seem so. Holidays end in a week and I will see then. I might start posting often again, but then again since my holidays will end, I won't have that much time anyway. So I'm not sure how it's gonna work. Also, it looks like MovieGal left MoFo, too. At least for some time. She has not been online for two weeks, I believe.

Thanks for your wishes, everyone. That's a kinky hippo there, Sexy, but after a big reconsideration and long days of thinking things over, I decided bestiality is not a thing for me. Even though, I would restrict myself only to aardvarks before, right now I even left these little fury friends and turned 100% human with all, bad and good, consequences of this decision. I'm afraid that since I left MoFo my kinkiness shrinked and I don't feel like spanking (neither giving or receiving) anymore, neither, honeykid. Figures, my break was not only from MoFo, haha.

Well, had I lived in the US, I could celebrate myself being finally *legal*, but since *legal* in Poland means 18 and sexually legal even 15, I think that I reached that age long time ago. And I've seen Shame three times, in case you're wondering. Just a random remark, since you posted that GIF.

People wishing me good day (given, they mean have *the* nice day, meaning, be your birthday day a nice day) is kinda hilarious, since the time zone difference makes this stuff weird. My birth *day* ends in about 45 minutes now that I'm typing these words. Well, I guess, you should wish everyone a nice YEAR, meaning, the following year, not just day. Haha. Of course, I'm still a no-life, so I spent my birthday watching films all day. Just like I said, I watched 4 so far, now rewatching another flick and maybe will watch the Hammer classic if I feel like it, since *obtaining* it takes surprisingly long.

Swan, you can come to Poland as well, or we can meet in the middle of the road between our countries. I guess it means Atlantic, but why not have a nice cruise in a luxurous ship with an on-board cinema on it?!

[Beatle]

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Ah, Bettie Page, one of the most beautiful women ever. I don't know you guys yet, not even gender or where you're from or age, but I'm guessing Mr. Minio is from UK?

Anyways, happy birthday!

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[mark f]

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[Mr Minio]

Jesus, Beatle, I'm from Poland. English is not even my native language. I'm always surprised how so many people believe it is.

[Fabulous]

Happy Birthday, Minio! :)

[Yoda]

Take it as a compliment; it means people think you speak well enough that you could be!

Happy Birthday. :)

[Mr Minio]

Take it as a compliment; it means people think you speak well enough that you could be! I do, I do. And I know, but since people always mistake my nationality, I point it out, because I feel flattered. :P

I've been contemplating the idea of learning another language, since my English is so-so already, I thought it'd be nice to speak Russian, too. Sounds good, since I already know the basics, but the hardest part is actually making myself start studying it. With the upcoming start of the academic year, the idea will probably drown in the sea of oblivion and meet many other concepts that never came to fruition.

[Beatle]

I do, I do. And I know, but since people always mistake my nationality, I point it out, because I feel flattered. :P

I've been contemplating the idea of learning another language, since my English is so-so already, I thought it'd be nice to speak Russian, too. Sounds good, since I already know the basics, but the hardest part is actually making myself start studying it. With the upcoming start of the academic year, the idea will probably drown in the sea of oblivion and meet many other concepts that never came to fruition.

How about French? Try French.

[nat666195]

Mr birthday Mr minio. Have a good one.

[False Writer]

I'm guessing your birthday is over now? Happy Birthday anyway!!

[gbgoodies]

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[Mr Minio]

How about French? Try French. I don't really like French. Same goes for German. Japanese is pretty cool, but hard as well. Chinese is awesome, but calligraphy is very hard and stuff means different things depending on how you intonate it. "Ma" can mean both mum and a horse, so you gotta be really careful when addressing a mother of your friend from China. :P

[cricket]

Happy Birthday Minio:)

[Funny Face]

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[The Gunslinger45]

Happy Birthday!

[Beatle]

I don't really like French. Same goes for German. Japanese is pretty cool, but hard as well. Chinese is awesome, but calligraphy is very hard and stuff means different things depending on how you intonate it. "Ma" can mean both mum and a horse, so you gotta be really careful when addressing a mother of your friend from China. :P

I love French. It's in a class of its own, imho. German, on the other hand, I can't stand. (Of course I'm not saying anything against the people or the country). Not a fan of Japanese either, sorry. Agree 100% on Chinese :up:. lol that about 'ma'! May I ask why don't you like French?

[Derek Vinyard]

I don't really like French. Same goes for German. Japanese is pretty cool, but hard as well. Chinese is awesome, but calligraphy is very hard and stuff means different things depending on how you intonate it. "Ma" can mean both mum and a horse, so you gotta be really careful when addressing a mother of your friend from China. :P

Learn French :cool:

[Derek Vinyard]

I love French. It's in a class of its own, imho. German, on the other hand, I can't stand. (Of course I'm not saying anything against the people or the country). Not a fan of Japanese either, sorry. Agree 100% on Chinese :up:. lol that about 'ma'! May I ask why don't you like French?

Bonjour! Comment sa va ?

[Beatle]

Bonjour! Comment sa va ?

haha! Bonjour! It's ca va. Didn't wanna bother with la cedille. Ca means 'it', while sa means 'hers'. De toute facon, ca va tres bien! Vous, monsieur?

[Derek Vinyard]

haha! Bonjour! It's ca va. Didn't wanna bother with la cedille. Ca means 'it', while sa means 'hers'. De toute facon, ca va tres bien! Vous, monsieur?

oui, très belle soirée en perspective. Que faites-vous en ce mercredi soir?

[Captain Steel]

Mizuki wishes you Happy Birthday!

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[Ðèstîñy]

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Hello there, kid. A good seven hours have gone by since your "4 movies viewed" post was made. Did you get a chance to watch anything else? Curiosity here, but do you like horror movies? We have a Euro horror thread going on right now, and soon enough, a sci-fi horror thread will be starting up. If you like horror, maybe you should look into them. It's just a thought. You know you love this board to pieces, and you're not happy, unless you're posting here. ;) Well, I'd like to wish you a happy belated birthday, and many more to come. You stay sweet, kid, and keep on MoFoing.

p.s. Choose either German, or Sign Language!

[christine]

Aww sorry I missed your birthday but Hope you had a good day Mr Min :)

[Beatle]

oui, très belle soirée en perspective. Que faites-vous en ce mercredi soir?

Il est jeudi matin ici en Croatie. Puis-je demande d'ou venez vous? Australie? J'irai probablement a la ville afin de resoudre quelque problemes dans une librairie. Ces idiots-la disent que je dois payer en avance perce que je n'ai pas achete les deux dernieres livres. Quelle mensonge! Je les prendrai et eux les motrai. Vous?

[Hit Girl]

Happy 21st

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[Gabrielle947]

Happy Birthday :)

[neiba]

Swan, you can come to Poland as well, or we can meet in the middle of the road between our countries. I guess it means Atlantic, but why not have a nice cruise in a luxurous ship with an on-board cinema on it?!

Or you two could meet in Portugal! We would have a mofo orgy... I mean party!!! :p

I do, I do. And I know, but since people always mistake my nationality, I point it out, because I feel flattered. :P

I've been contemplating the idea of learning another language, since my English is so-so already, I thought it'd be nice to speak Russian, too. Sounds good, since I already know the basics, but the hardest part is actually making myself start studying it. With the upcoming start of the academic year, the idea will probably drown in the sea of oblivion and meet many other concepts that never came to fruition.

Russian was not easy for me but since you're polish, it should be a lot easier. I'd say learn German. It's not exactly easy but it's much more useful than French. And if you compare the two, the difference in difficulty is not that big, considering you're polish. Besides, in French even sh*t looks like a nice smelling thing, the way they say it.

So, happy belated birthday. Hope you have a nice year, always Mofoing ( who cares for real life?)

Cheers

[MovieMeditation]

I was gonna post in here earlier, but after a short google image search for the word 'kinky', I kind of didn't want to post anything of that matter in here... too kinky for the forum I guess. :D

Thank God we got Mr. Minio to keep things kinky up in here! Happy birthday man! :cool: :randy:

[the samoan lawyer]

Happy birthday Minio

[Gatsby]

Happy birthday Mr. Minio :)

[persian girl]

Hppy birthday!:)

[Mr Minio]

There are some French-speaking guys hijacking my thread!

No, never! I will not learn French! Don't make me learn all your baguettes!!! Then again, ladies would go crazy if I started speaking French, even if I was reciting my shopping list. Everything in French sounds romantic and sexy as opposed to German, in which everything sounds br00tal and coarse. Butterfly is Schmetterling. Jesus, sounds like a WWII airplane that's about to bomb my city.

Did you get a chance to watch anything else? Yeah. Here's the list of films I watched that day:

野玫瑰之恋 [The Wild, Wild Rose] (1960)
秀子の車掌さん [Hideko, the Bus Conductress] (1941)
Starcrash (1978)
Fascination (1979)
Vampyros Lesbos (1971) (REWATCH)
The Abominable Snowman (1957)

Curiosity here, but do you like horror movies? I do, but I'm not joining Hall of Fames. I didn't even when I was more active.

p.s. Choose either German, or Sign Language! I've been 'learning' German for 12 years at school and I only know basics. I got *this* kind of mindset against this language, that it would be hard for me to get rid of it. Sign Language sounds good. Mute people can't scream. MUAHAAHAHA. :furious::devil:

# edgymodeoff

Yeah, but I guess Sign Language would go better with Psychology, or something and then working as a teacher for these people.

Or you two could meet in Portugal! We would have a mofo orgy... I mean party!!! Only if any MoFo lady decides to join.

I was gonna post in here earlier, but after a short google image search for the word 'kinky', I kind of didn't want to post anything of that matter in here... too kinky for the forum I guess. :D Ah, so you've been there. What has been seen, cannot be unseen. I, too, was surprised when Google interpreted 'kinky' so literally a couple of years ago, when I typed it in for the first time. I WANT FUNNY KINKY IMAGES NOT REAL KINKY IMAGES!!!

Mizuki wishes you Happy Birthday!

http://i.imgur.com/bea1MkO.jpg Best wishes I ever got, but it's highly questionable I got wishes precisely from this lady. Haha. What did you do to her, Captain Steel?! Where is she?! *Now is the part when I come out and save her*.
*Just like when we rehearsed!* Ah, nevermind, so her name is Mizuki Fukumura? I will have to Google her name. For research purposes only, of course.

[Beatle]

There are some French-speaking guys hijacking my thread!

No, never! I will not learn French! Don't make me learn all your baguettes!!! Then again, ladies would go crazy if I started speaking French, even if I was reciting my shopping list. Everything in French sounds romantic and sexy as opposed to German, in which everything sounds br00tal and coarse. Butterfly is Schmetterling. Jesus, sounds like a WWII airplane that's about to bomb my city.



hhhahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Beatle]

How could I forgot?
You wanna hear how romantic french sounds, even in English?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxaZMreym88

Or sexy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3Fa4lOQfbA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlpDf6XX_j0

http://lyricstranslate.com/en/Je-t%E2%80%99aime%E2%80%A6-Mon-non-plus-Je-t%E2%80%99aime%E2%80%A6-Mon-non-plus.html

I love you...me neither

[Beatle]

Or original?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GME3fMeK5ts

http://www.wat.tv/video/claude-francois-comme-habitude-vqwk_2ey2h_.html

[Captain Steel]

Best wishes I ever got, but it's highly questionable I got wishes precisely from this lady. Haha. What did you do to her, Captain Steel?! Where is she?! *Now is the part when I come out and save her*.
*Just like when we rehearsed!* Ah, nevermind, so her name is Mizuki Fukumura? I will have to Google her name. For research purposes only, of course.

I didn't do anything to her that you would not do yourself... I Googled her!
(And if that's not bad enough, I probably did it while she was asleep since she lives on the other side of the planet from me!) :D

[Mr Minio]

I didn't do anything to her that you would not do yourself... That means that you could've done a lot. I would marry her, for example.

[Citizen Rules]

So now that you're 21 what are you going to do?

[Mr Minio]

The same thing I was doing when I was 20. Watching films and in a week start studying too haha

[Captain Steel]

That means that you could've done a lot. I would marry her, for example.

Me too! But she's only 18 and I think the marrying age in Japan is 21 (although I'm not sure about that.)

Saki, however is now 21, yet she hasn't responded to ANY of my proposals (maybe you would have better luck).


In a candid moment, Saki laughs off rumors of marriage proposal from unknown American...
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Upon next proposal, Saki responds, "Ask again... two more years!"
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At next proposal, Saki only sighs, looks downward and to the side...
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Saki's final answer to persistent, lovelorn American propositioner... "This is an M-16 combat rifle, and I know how to use it! Now leave me alone!"
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ENJOY HAPPY LUCKY FUN BIRTHDAY!

[Mr Minio]

Lel, nice to see another appreciator of Japanese beauty. I posted a picture of me and Yuki Saito as my wife (photoshoped by my friend, who knows my love for Asian girls) back in a day in Personal User Pictures thread.

MY DREAMS FINALLY CAME TRUE!
I JUST GOT MARRIED!
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I'm sorry I didn't tell you earlier, MovieGal, but I didn't want you to hurt anybody in a post-shock rage attack. I still hope you're not gonna kill anybody. Lemme tell you, I still love you, but I love you only platonically! I sent you a bag of human organs as a consolation prize, though. Hopefully, it mends the wounds inflicted by this sudden news!

Photoshopp'd by a fellow guy from another forums.


This looks so bad and is so crappy photoshopped that it always makes me laugh when I see it. :D

[Captain Steel]

Wow! Mr. M. ...
Yuki is beautiful, but I was surprised when I looked her up to find that she's almost my age in real life!

[Mr Minio]

Yeah, I love 80's Yuki. Now she's much older. It's nice to find out she's almost your age, but she's been married for years now, so you can't marry her! MARRIAGE PROPOSAL REJECTED EVEN BEFORE MAKING IT!

[Captain Steel]

Yeah, I love 80's Yuki. Now she's much older. It's nice to find out she's almost your age, but she's been married for years now, so you can't marry her! MARRIAGE PROPOSAL REJECTED EVEN BEFORE MAKING IT!

Rats!
Well, I'll try to keep you posted on single Japanese girls in your age range! ;)

[edarsenal]

she's much older now? Do tell! :cool:

and with customary lateness and having read your earlier posts:

A VERY HAPPY MOVIE-DRENCHED YEAR

[Mr Minio]

Rats!
Well, I'll try to keep you posted on single Japanese girls in your age range! ;)They don't have to be Japanese. I'm open-minded. They can be Chinese, too. :lol: