Sexyanalysis

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sexyanalysis

[The Gunslinger45]

I have a recurring dream about kicking George Clooney in the dick dressed as Batman. What is my dream telling me?

[Mr Minio]

I'm strangely attracted to homosexual aardvarks, but abhor any other form of bestiality.

[MovieGal]

I'm strangely attracted to homosexual aardvarks, but abhor any other form of bestiality.

I thought you were attracted to older women who are kinkier more than you?

[Friendly Mushroom!]

I dreamt a few nights ago that Jim Gilmore won the Republican Presidential Nominee.

[MovieGal]

Hello and welcome, MovieGal. Do you have a question? For me, that is.

No Sexy, that question was for Minio..

I dont think you want to hear my question.

[The Duchess]

I like to dress as a woman.

[The Gunslinger45]

What does George Clooney make you think about?

Has there been anyone in your life that you've been wanting to kick?

George makes me think about wanting to kick him in the dick. And that he is an overrated actor.

Outside of George Clooney I say I'd punch Rosie O Donnell straight in her balls.

[MovieGal]

Okay. So I see that you have some aggression in you.

You seem to want to take it out on celebrities.

Interestingly, I am a celebrity. Maybe you'd like to kick or punch me?

Kick him GS! I will pay you $50 to fly to where he's at and do it!!

:D

[The Duchess]

Is that a problem for you?




Yes

[Mr Minio]

I thought you were attracted to older women who are kinkier more than you? Sorry.

Aardvaks > Humans

Reason?

Longer tongues. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why do you abhor other forms of bestiality? If you could try one other form, what might it be? I just do. Any other form? Well, the only one I could try is a fly on top of my penis. A dying fly. You know, when they're dying, they can't fly no more and they just spin on the floor, if it spinned like this on the top of my penis...
THAT PLEASURE. :cage:

[The Gunslinger45]

Okay. So I see that you have some aggression in you.

You seem to want to take it out on celebrities.

Interestingly, I am a celebrity. Maybe you'd like to kick or punch me?

No, you were not in Batman and Robin.

[The Duchess]

Yes. I am a male who enjoys wearing women's clothes. Nothing sexual, but it relieves stress and I feel so relaxed/

[MovieGal]

Longer tongues. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Longer tongues? where? up the bum?

[The Gunslinger45]

Why is Batman and Robin so bad?

It tried to kill Batman.

[The Gunslinger45]

It didn't, though.

And other Batman movies tried to kill Batman, too.

Why is Batman and Robin more... worse, I guess... than the other films? In that regard?

Too much like the 60's show but no Adam West. Not even a cameo.

[The Duchess]

I think that if you enjoy wearing women's clothes in a safe environment, like at home or in places where people will accept you, it is alright.

You say it relieves stress and makes you feel relaxed.

But, do you wish it didn't? Are you ashamed of how good it feels?



Yes. Since it is something out of the ordinary.


I do not feel ashamed of feeling good by relieving stress. It's relaxing and not sexual. Plus I look 15 years younger.


But I make an attractive and very passable woman!

[Mr Minio]

Longer tongues? where? up the bum? If you like that I can tell one of aardvarks to perform this kind of activity, too.

I see. I did not know that. Why is that so pleasurable to you? I haven't tried that. YET. Just think of it as a living vibrator!

[The Duchess]

When did you start dressing as a woman?


I was in my mid 50's. When I went to a costume party as Charley's Aunt wearing a large hoopskirt, wig, bonnet, jewelry and makeup.


It may have been a repressed desire.

[The Gunslinger45]

I guess they just couldn't get Adam West. Why do you feel an attachment to Adam West? Why did he need to make an appearance? Do you like the '60s Batman show?

Adam West was my first live action movie Batman.

[MovieGal]

If you like that I can tell one of aardvarks to perform this kind of activity, too.

I haven't tried that. YET. Just think of it as a living vibrator!

You dont want to know what I like to watch... you would be to shocked and to "green"...

just remember the stuff I watch.... lol

[The Gunslinger45]

Cool. Have you watched it any time recently?

Not in many years.

[The Duchess]

Interesting that you waited until your mid-50's to start. Any idea what prompted you to start then? Had it always been a fantasy?


Yes, it was a fantasy for many years.

[The Duchess]

Any idea when it started?








Probably in my teens. I was very shy and suffered with stress and fear at a young age.


I think that this was an escape away from stress.

[The Duchess]

What stressed you out back then? What were you afraid of?


I was extremely shy, very skinny and tended to be teased sometimes being called skinny galut the barber.


I only weighed 106 lbs. when I graduated from grammar school. I was 5"6" tall.

[The Gunslinger45]

You should give it a watch again. Adam West may not have been in Batman and Robin, but he will always be in that one movie. You will always have that. It's not going anywhere.

Thank you Dr Sexy. :)

[The Duchess]

Did this ever make you feel like a girl? Did it make you feel like you were inadequate as a male?


Yes.


I usually was not picked for the sports team since I was too skinny.


One time I had a pair of shoes that were brown with yellow shoe strings.


After that I was teased saying that I wore pink underwear. I sometimes was called a girl.


However 4 years after this all turned around, I was accepted and I made friends and played sports.


But the hurt remained.

[Mr Minio]

Maybe you should try a real vibrator first. Fly is easier to hide.

[Gatsby]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z9DwMKvqcc

[The Duchess]

It's funny how, despite how painful all of this was... you seem to have gone back to it... by dressing as a woman all of these years later.

You find it relaxing. It relieves stress.

Do you think it makes you feel younger? Do you ever feel like you've gone back to a younger age... where you didn't have to be older. You don't have to be the man you grew into. The man who made friends and plays sports.


No. I don't go back. Fantasizing being dressed as a girl was an escapism from stress. So today, it's an escape from stress of today.


However, when dressed as a woman I make a very passible one, look quite attractive and much younger in years and just tend to feel in a comfort zone. It basically is an escapist way to get away from stress. And I am a high strung and stressful person.

[Mr Minio]

It's a living creature, though. It wasn't made to serve your sexual needs. It's a fly. If you want a living creature, you need a human being. How about Seth Brundle sex slave?

[Gatsby]

Hello, Sexy.

Is first session free of charge?

[Cole416]

I dream of myself being Patrick Bateman... WHATS WRONG WITH ME!

[Cole416]

Maybe nothing is wrong with you. Lots of people dream of being someone else. Why do you think something is wrong with you?
Because he may or may not be a mass murderer

[foster]

drinking gives me headaches within a couple hours. never used to do that.

[The Duchess]

What stresses you out these days?


Being retired, though I still do part time work.


All the mess in D C about medicare, social security, will your company pension still continue on and so forth.


But I am blessed with excellent health.

[Gatsby]

All sessions are free of charge. Which is a big bargain.
I keep dreaming about HK being a black guy. What does this mean?

[MovieGal]

How about Seth Brundle sex slave?

lol you can be mine!

http://i59.tinypic.com/15pr3iv.jpg

[foster]

Have you seen a doctor?

Besides me.

no. i need to :(

[The Duchess]

Are you afraid of dying?


No. I have longevity in my family. My average age of my direct relatives would be 86 years old. And I am only 72.


Hopefully I will have a good number of years left.

[Friendly Mushroom!]

I don't know much about him.

What does Jim Gilmore make you think of? How does he make you feel?

I don't know much about him either. I just dreamt I read a news article online that said he won.

[The Duchess]

Well, I think a good way to relieve stress would be to get more active here.


I have 4,000 films and classic TV shows. I am a real movie buff


Had written 1,300 blogs on films and performers on Multiply. Right now on my new site I am upgrading them all and constantly adding new ones. By next summer I hope to have 2,000 blogs written..


I can put some of this on this site.


Hope you don't mind if I stay in my skirts, dresses and lipstick? Tee Hee!


I still like to dress as a woman!


I would like to win one of the MOFO Awards one year.


Thanks for the analysis. I actually did it myself with your help.

[MovieGal]

Dr Sexy, why does a certain Mofo continue to make worthless threads? is it to get his thread postings higher? his reputation higher? or just to be controversial?

[MovieGal]

He might just have a lot to say.

He ALWAYS has a lot to say......

[The Duchess]

Why thank you so very much! Oh my!


http://www.horror.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=263&pictureid=2343

[cricket]

I've been keeping up with my manscaping by doing it every 2 to 3 weeks. The problem in the summer is that it makes my crotchal region itch like crazy. I'm rubbing and scratching so hard and so much, that I'm unintentionally masturbating several times a day. This is mostly a problem at work. It's like a disease; how can I control this?

[foster]

I'll go drink coke. maybe the caffeine will help with this headache

[MovieGal]

Dr Sexy, why does it always seem the best way to keep a man is




bound and gagged?



(damn I really wanted to post a picture, but then I dont want Yoda to say something about indecency)

[MovieGal]

Why do you like it that way?

What? just think, you can spend all his money without him saying a thing...

[cricket]

Why do you need to manscape?

Well my wife is always perfectly taken care of, so I try to keep myself in good condition. I shave my head and face in the garage with an electric shaver every Saturday, so every 2 or 3 weeks I drop my shorts and do it all. The Jehovah's Witnesses caught me a couple months ago.

[cricket]

Well, there's a reason to be a Jehovah's Witness.....

Umm.... your wife... does she prefer you shaved?

I don't shave like I do my head and face. I use an attachment and keep my pits, chest, and nether regions in order.

[cricket]

Is this all something your wife desires from you?

I started doing it on my own, but she's happy about it. I mean, I'm just keeping everything in order, nothing extreme.

[Derek Vinyard]

MovieGal and Minio comments are funny as hell

[cricket]

No, she's definitely happy about it.

Wait a minute, I just want to know what to do about the itching?

[Camo]

The Duchess comments here are pure gold, I laughed and cried within the 3minutes it took me to read them. Good job Sexy!

[cricket]

You said it makes you masturbate... yes?

Well it's because I can't stop touching myself

[The Duchess]

The Duchess comments here are pure gold, I laughed and cried within the 3minutes it took me to read them. Good job Sexy!


Thank you for your kind comment. Thanks to Sexy too!

[Derek Vinyard]

Derek Vinyard, a lot of men dress like women and they're not like the evil character from Silence of the Lambs.

everybody here seems to joking like Minio and MovieGal it was just another one... It was not in bad intention lol

[Derek Vinyard]

nevermind

[MovieGal]

Derek Vinyard, a lot of men dress like women and they're not like the evil character from Silence of the Lambs.

hey Derek you ever seen True Blood? Im sure you probably know of it... since its about vampires

The star, Alexander Skarsgard, son of the Swedish actor, Stellan Skarsgard.. well he did this recently

http://www.radiotimes.com/uploads/images/Original/82377.jpg

[cricket]

But you could control yourself... just because you itch down there doesn't mean you need to ejaculate as well. Does it?

It seriously itches and won't stop, I rub it hard

[cricket]

No I'm telling you I itch bad, only where I cut it close, the jewels.

[cricket]

I have to scratch the three of them really hard, and it just won't let up. It's driving me crazy.

[cricket]

The first part. Find a solution for me; up at 3:30 so bedtime for me if this itching stops.

[The Duchess]

I had a ball yesterday with my "analysis"


It was fun and informative.


http://www.horror.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=263&pictureid=2343




Thanks Sexy


The Duchess

[ashdoc]

my fave actress is bollywood actress dia mirza . i have watched her movie ' rehena hai tere dil me' ( i want to stay in your heart ) umpteen times . i like her so much that my friends attach her name to my surname ( shete ) and call her dia shete !!

my other liking is women in backless blouse . here is dia mirza in one . analyze me.....

http://www.pinkvilla.com/files/styles/contentpreview/public/tumblr_mmskbt9RLT1s7mnqmo1_500.jpg?itok=M94sm0F2

[ashdoc]

Ashdoc, why do you feel the need to be analyzed about Dia Mirza and the fact that you like women in backless blouses?

because my liking for dia mirza is way too much beyond the ordinary---it is so much that my friends call her dia shete as if she is my wife .

and this fetish for staring at women's backs if they wear backless blouses is irritating---to the women .

[Guaporense]

Yes. I am a male who enjoys wearing women's clothes. Nothing sexual, but it relieves stress and I feel so relaxed/

I though you were a woman from the photos posted. :D Though I didn't pay much attention.

[Citizen Rules]

...They (women) bought the outfit, didn't they? They're basically asking people to look at their backs. If it irritates them, they shouldn't be wearing it in the first place.

Are you sure you're not a closeted red neck;)

http://www.dba-oracle.com/images/red_neck_car.jpg

Which photo says redneck better? I can't make it up my mind.
https://kingpinchic.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/redneck4.jpg

[Citizen Rules]

You're a man of many talents!

[honeykid]

Are you sure you're not a closeted red neck;)

http://www.dba-oracle.com/images/red_neck_car.jpg

Which photo says redneck better? I can't make it up my mind.
https://kingpinchic.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/redneck4.jpg

As an outsider, I'd say the second is more redneck.

[Swan]

The second image is the "Almost Politically Correct Redneck".

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/almost-politically-correct-redneck

[The Duchess]

I though you were a woman from the photos posted. :D Though I didn't pay much attention.


Yes when dressed I make an attractive and passable woman. I even look much younger as well!


http://www.horror.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=263&pictureid=2350

[The Duchess]

Oh my! Yes!


But looking like a real woman! Right!


Thinking about going as Elvira Mistress Of The dark for Halloween Galavant!


What do you think?