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foster
08-09-15, 03:51 AM
Have you guys ever been the victim of theft?
Tell us a story.

When I was a young lad in Hawaii I had my bike stolen.
I must have been 4 or 5 years old.

I parked it by the beach and when I came back it was gone.
They never caught the thief. I never got my bike back.
Gatsby
08-09-15, 04:08 AM
This site stole what was left of my life! THIEF!
The Mechanic
08-09-15, 04:51 AM
my classmate used to steal pencils from me when i was in middle school. cant remember more stealing done to me :D
jrs
08-09-15, 04:53 AM
I played Thief on X-Box One.
Mr Minio
08-09-15, 05:40 AM
Films stole my social life.
jrs
08-09-15, 05:45 AM
Films stole my social life.

Movies are part of my social life.
The Rodent
08-09-15, 05:49 AM
My motorbike got pinched a few years back. 1am someone clipped the chains and disappeared with it.
I think it was my ex's doing tbh, but I can't prove it.


The cops weren't interested to start with... but when they found out I was walking around the streets at 1am with a sword looking for the culprits they soon showed up.
Mr Minio
08-09-15, 05:51 AM
With a sword? You're one badass barbarian warrior, Rodent!
jrs
08-09-15, 05:53 AM
Did ninjas come jumping out and help?
doubledenim
08-09-15, 05:54 AM
10th grade, I had a slick Nautica windbreaker. I have never had a strong memory and can easily forget some things.

I had a computer class that was the period we went to lunch. The jacket would get left on my chair while I would go eat white cheddar popcorn and lemonade.

I didn't notice it missing that day :confused: . Nevertheless, I passed the kid wearing it at school...wait, what's the statute of limitations here?
The Rodent
08-09-15, 06:04 AM
Yeah baby... a Katana. I know how to use it too and would have done some damage if I hadn't gotten arrested in the process.
jrs
08-09-15, 06:11 AM
.... and would have done some damage if I hadn't gotten arrested in the process.

You wouldn't be on MoFo for one thing if you did. :p
Mr Minio
08-09-15, 06:32 AM
Yeah baby... a Katana. I know how to use it too and would have done some damage if I hadn't gotten arrested in the process. I found a picture of you!
http://orig00.deviantart.net/4bf2/f/2011/322/e/6/nezumi_samurai_by_drunkensaytr-d4gkbm0.png