Official MoFo Frontal Nudity Thread

[False Writer]

Hello, and welcome to this thread. This was Cricket's idea, so blame him! :)

If there's ever a time when you're about to watch a movie and think "I'm in the mood for some flapping flaccidity." then look no further!

Right in this thread will be a list of films that have some of the most hardcore nudity that Hollywood and beyond has to offer! Maybe you're with that significant other and need to spice things up before going into the bedroom? Maybe your internet is down and you don't have access to your porn? Or maybe you just want to see a famous actor's penis...

Oh, and to not be sexist, we'll include female nudity also! Of course we'd be focusing on the lower-end of the female body. The more pubic hair the better!

Alright. Let's just get started:


Movie: Bronson (2008)
Actor: Tom Hardy
The movie that pretty much made this thread happen.:p Tom Hardy plays the real-life criminal Michael Peterson aka Charles Bronson, who is one of the most violent, deranged criminals in the history of Britain. And while going on his violent rampages, he usually strips down completely naked, doing very little to hide his nakedness.


Movie: Gone Girl (2014)
Actor: Ben Affleck
A shower scene that for just a split second gives you a glimpse of what Ben Affleck is packing.


Movie: The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)
Actress: Margot Robbie
The scene that made Robbie a Hollywood star! While seducing Leonardo, fans get a very welcome surprise as Robbie stands in the doorway of the bedroom completely nude, revealing everything from head to toe. Even Leo could barely contain himself as we saw in the next scene.


That's all to start, I'm gonna need some help guys and girls, as I honestly don't know a ton of films that have frontal nudity, so ANY HELP CONTRIBUTING TO THIS THREAD WILL BE GREATLY APPRECIATED!

K thanks bye. *Runs out the door*

[donniedarko]

Please make an index, I will use it to decide whether I watch a movie or not

[False Writer]

Please make an index, I will use it to decide whether I watch a movie or not

I will if this thread actually gets going lol.

[foster]

You can catch some hodor penis on game of thrones.

http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2014/07/07/1226980/331333-52ecca30-0567-11e4-ac31-28cbd3f83dd9.jpg

[Sexy Celebrity]

How about chicks with dicks?

Exactly - that's what I was about to say. It is 2015, the year of the transsexual (Caitlyn Jenner), afterall.

[False Writer]

You can catch some hodor penis on game of thrones.

http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2014/07/07/1226980/331333-52ecca30-0567-11e4-ac31-28cbd3f83dd9.jpg

I'll allow it, but then again there's like 20 characters from GoT that can be in this thread. :p

Most recently Lena Heady/Cersei Lannister in the Walk of Shame!... Shame!... Shame!

[False Writer]

Exactly - that's what I was about to say. It is 2015, the year of the transsexual (Caitlyn Jenner), afterall.

If there's one in a movie, then by all means...

[Sexy Celebrity]

You can catch some hodor penis on game of thrones.

http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2014/07/07/1226980/331333-52ecca30-0567-11e4-ac31-28cbd3f83dd9.jpg

I'll allow it, but then again there's like 20 characters from GoT that can be in this thread. :p

Well, that guy looks like 20 characters.

[foster]

Most recently Lena Heady/Cersei Lannister in the Walk of Shame!... Shame!... Shame!

Actually no. they used a body double and CGI for her.

[The Gunslinger45]

If there's one in a movie, then by all means...

Hangover 2?

[foster]

Exactly - that's what I was about to say. It is 2015, the year of the transsexual (Caitlyn Jenner), afterall.

I almost did that for one of my movies but no one was willing to work on it with me. Too much sexual content.

[False Writer]

Actually no. they used a body double and CGI for her.

I'll allow Va-CGina.

[False Writer]

Hangover 2?

I'll allow it.

[AdamUpBxtch]

Now I remember why I liked Wolf of Wall Street so much....silly me

Also Mark Ruffalo gets nude in "In The Cut" and there's a shot of his man parts just watched it the other day. The movie wasn't good but I literally didn't see it coming then BOOM. It's not in your face but you notice it lol it's a really quick shot

[Gatsby]

- Groot during the entire running time of Guardians of the Galaxy.
- The baby at the end of 2001 is entirely naked.
- Every frame of Showgirls. The only movie where girls wearing clothes seem sexier than when they're naked.

[Cobpyth]

There's a "chick with a dick" in Pink Flamingos. There are also many other frontal nudity scenes in that film, though.

[AlexWilder]

since we're talking about chicks with dicks , there's one in irreversible but with monica bellucci naked and vincent cassel's frontal nudity i don't think anyone will focus on it :laugh:

[BlueLion]

Michael Fassbender in Shame.

/thread

[Mr Minio]

Also Mulligan in Shame. Not frontal as in completely frontal, but you can see everything, alright.

[Holden Pike]

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I saw The Overnight (2015) over the weekend. There is a scene where co-stars Adam Scott and Jason Schwartzman both go full frontal. However, the script calls for there to be a huge difference between two the character's genitalia, so both actors wear prosthetics: one for enlargement, one for abridgement. Full frontal fake wieners.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R54tN3njkpE

[Miss Vicky]

I see nobody's mentioned Quills. Lots of both male and female nudity in that one as well as pornographic objects. Geoffrey Rush's character is forced to strip and spends several scenes nude. Kate Winslet has a rather disturbing nude scene. There's a scene of a threesome with a woman and two men. There's also the fire scene in which several extras are seen running or dancing naked.

http://media.giphy.com/media/Kbpg8H7qthMFa/giphy.gif

And then there's Caligula, which has entirely too many nude scenes to even attempt to list them.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02347/caligula_2347727b.jpg

[Miss Vicky]

Oh another one that came to mind: Kinsey.

There's plenty of nudity in that, but the important thing is that Peter Sarsgaard gets naked.

[Yoda]

I zapped a few posts in here. You guys probably know which ones. Topic's fine, but please keep it PG-13.

[Camo]

Bad Lieutenant (1992) features the most disturbing full frontal scene of Harvey Keitel, that's even on the poster :eek:

[Miss Vicky]

The Reader - full frontal nudity by both Kate Winslet and David Kross

Lie With Me - the two leads dance naked together. There's another scene with full frontal male nudity involving a secondary character as well.

The Dreamers - full frontal Michael Pitt. Other nudity as well, but it's been too long to remember how much is shown.

[Miss Vicky]

Bad Lieutenant (1992) features the most disturbing full frontal scene of Harvey Keitel, that's even on the poster :eek:

He's full frontal in The Piano, too.

[neiba]

Cat People has a frontal of Malcom McDowell if you're interested in seeing his Alex, if you know what I mean.

And in Color of Night (1994) there's an erotic sequence with Bruce Willis and Jane March.

And of course, the final scene of Boogie Nights!

[AlexWilder]

rosario dawson's vagina in trance 2013 is the most obvious vagina i've ever seen in a non-porno movie :yup:

[Miss Vicky]

rosario dawson's vagina in trance 2013 is the most obvious vagina i've ever seen in a non-porno movie :yup:

Have you seen Killer Joe? Major bush courtesy of Gina Gershon.

[AlexWilder]

Have you seen Killer Joe? Major bush courtesy of Gina Gershon.
no i didn't !

[False Writer]

Django Unchained (2013)
Actor: Jamie Foxx - Hanging upside down while being tortured.

The Shining (1980)
The shower scene, don't know who the actress was though.

Bruno (2009)
From what I remember, a penis was flapping around on a TV.

Antichrist (2009)
One of the few films that actually shows sexual intercourse happening onscreen.

[The Gunslinger45]

Have you seen Killer Joe? Major bush courtesy of Gina Gershon.

Was a hair piece.

[Miss Vicky]

Have you seen Killer Joe? Major bush courtesy of Gina Gershon.

Was a hair piece.

Yes, but if prosthetic penises are acceptable then surely merkins are too.

[The Gunslinger45]

Yes, but if prosthetic penises are acceptable then surely merkins are too.

We were counting fake penises? I hope Boogie Nights does not make the list. :D Cuz that sure as hell was not Marky Mark.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Cathy Bates' full frontal as she gets into a hot tub in About Schmidt was truly sickening.

http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/t_article_image/plilygd4xsqy2bkjfy6i.jpg

[Sexy Celebrity]

Cathy Bates' full frontal as she gets into a hot tub in About Schmidt was truly sickening.

It's one of your favorite nude scenes, isn't it?

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

It's one of your favorite nude scenes, isn't it?Only after 500 beers.

[The Gunslinger45]

Plenty in Thriller a Cruel Picture. Blue Velvet and Isabella Rossellini.

But strangest of all was in Mr Smith Goes to Washington. In a deleted scene Jimmy Stewart is addressing Congress during the filibuster and just pulls his piece out, does the helicopter, all while reading off peoples names. I don't know what Capra was thinking...

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://i.imgur.com/m4eFMPP.gif

Robert De Niro in 1900.

Also - Gerard Depardieu is right beside that woman and you see him, too.

[Sexy Celebrity]

But strangest of all was in Mr Smith Goes to Washington. In a deleted scene Jimmy Stewart is addressing Congress during the filibuster and just pulls his piece out, does the helicopter, all while reading off peoples names. I don't know what Capra was thinking...

Seriously? Is that on the DVD/Blu-ray?

[The Gunslinger45]

Seriously? Is that on the DVD/Blu-ray?

No. But that would be funny. :D

[cricket]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/e47ab8a9d71232f71dd5f6194d7cc7d4/tumblr_mld7ssPKX81s5p0ago1_500.gif

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's one of your favorite nude scenes, isn't it?

Only after 500 beers.

So it is! 500 beers is just a sip to you.

[Kaplan]

It's been twenty years since I've seen it, but as I recall The Crying Game should count.

[MovieMeditation]

Came here for full frontal nudity photos of mofos. Was disappointed.

[cricket]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/20141201/5144013/we-ve-got-bush-o.gif


We've got bush!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Came here for full frontal nudity photos of mofos. Was disappointed.

Miss Vicky sells them with her.

$20 for the first photo.
$10 for each additional photo.
Add $5 if you want a rat dressed in a leather/bondage/S&M costume included.
Add $10 for two or more rats.

[False Writer]

Came here for full frontal nudity photos of mofos. Was disappointed.

Who would be the easiest to convince?

[False Writer]

Oh, and how could I forget...

American History X (1998)
The prison shower scene, you see Mexican junk right before Edward Norton gets jail-raped.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Mmmmmmm. Mexican junk.

[MovieGal]

Pasolini's "Salo or 120 Days of Sodom" has every type of nudity you can think of! both male and female!!

[Frightened Inmate No. 2]

paul morrissey spends most of flesh naked.

[Gatsby]

This is actually turning out to be a good thread. Great job guys. :D

[False Writer]

I'm pretty surprised everyone got over bush and dong so quickly...

Here are a couple more anyways (since I was the OP I feel obligated :p)

A Clockwork Orange (1971)
A young woman is being raped by a gang of misfits and gets her clothes torn off, revealing pretty much everything.

Gangster No. 1 (2000)
Kind of weird but I'm fairly certain that this was the first movie I saw that had male nudity. It's been a very, very long time since I've seen it but there was this scene where this guy is completely naked running away from a car chasing him I think.

[foster]

That boogie nights penis made me question the whole film.
They make such a big deal all movie about it being huge and then it's so normal looking when we see it at the end of the movie.

[cricket]

That boogie nights penis made me question the whole film.
They make such a big deal all movie about it being huge and then it's so normal looking when we see it at the end of the movie.

Do your friends carry around big fake d**ks?

[AboveTheClouds]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/20141201/5144013/we-ve-got-bush-o.gif


We've got bush!



CLASSIC!

I love when they have the big carnival and the Nerds put the naked pictures of Betty in the bottom of the pies. And when Lewis steals the costume and tricks Betty into thinking he's Stan then they do the nasty in the Fun House.

[Mysticalunicornfart]

Movie: Bronson (2008)
Actor: Tom Hardy
[SIZE=5][SIZE=4]The movie that pretty much made this thread happen.:p Tom Hardy plays the real-life criminal Michael Peterson aka Charles Bronson, who is one of the most violent, deranged criminals in the history of Britain. And while going on his violent rampages, he usually strips down completely naked, doing very little to hide his nakedness.


Also a scene in Stuart a Life Backwards, see a lot of Hardy Jr.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-wi2r-FrgLBQ/VCfuieaRIoI/AAAAAAALdrs/u0_C4QEq6pQ/s1600/Stuart%2BA%2BLife%2BBackwards%5B(000158)23-41-25%5D.JPG

[foster]

Do your friends carry around big fake d**ks?

Some drag kings do. They call it packing.

[Mr Minio]

What's the meaning of this?! I was already unzipping my pants!

[The Gunslinger45]

And now... FULL FRONTAL NUDITY!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRv9uy1ZPtU

[False Writer]

Oh lord. I forgot this thread even existed. :lol:

[Gideon58]

I know we're talking about movies here, but I thought I would mention that the HBO series Oz featured A LOT of male frontal nudity.

[foster]

We got to see a totally naked olivia wilde on this weeks Vinyl

[Ange1e4e5]

I'll allow it.

There's also Hangover #1, when Chow is walking towards Alan, spinning the crowbar.

"Whoa! I'm with you, I'm with you!"

[edarsenal]

also, Graham Chapman in Life of Brian that starts off the "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!" bit.
Which, I think, also includes the woman he was with protecting him from his mother, played by Terry Jones.