The Avatar Tournament -- Heat Three

[The Silver Bullet]

IN THIS ROUND

http://www.movieforums.net/avatar.php?userid=489&dateline=1050051971

THE SILVER BULLET with TEQUILA!


http://www.movieforums.net/avatar.php?userid=722&dateline=1050861594

SEXY CELEBRITY with POP CULTURE ICONS


http://www.movieforums.net/avatar.php?userid=30&dateline=1015457595

OG with ORANGE SIDEBURNS


http://www.movieforums.net/avatar.php?userid=1138&dateline=1030992282

HEROD with SHADOWS & NOIR

[Yoda]

Tough, tough choice. I love SC's animation, but Peter's sketched/colored version of himself is pretty slick, IMO. So I went with ORANGE SIDEBURNS.

[The Silver Bullet]

You are a drunk.

[Yoda]

Originally posted by The Silver Bullet
You are a drunk.
It's just lack of sleep, actually. Pragmatically, the effect is similar.

[The Silver Bullet]

Go rape a cat.

[Yoda]

Go cape a rat.

Seriously. Knit a little cape. And catch a rat. And tie it around its neck. And name it SupeRat. See how the two words share the "R"?

Create the world's most diseased superhero. Do it. If you do, I'll change my vote.

[The Silver Bullet]

Liar. You'll smile and grin and laugh some saying, "I made you produce a crime fighting rodent in less than ten days with the promise that I would recast my vote, and you bought it! You buyer of things!"

Then I would get SupeRat to kick your ass.

[r3port3r66]

Ah Silver, you just got the story for your next movie--SupeRat!!

Anyway, even though Herods' avatar has recieved the least votes, I like it. And it was actually a toss-up between Jason's and his. But Since Jasons' avatar is a little more original, I decided to go with that.

BTW Silver, I loved that avatar you had of a city street taken at night with the title "Aristotle On Speed". Classic.

[The Silver Bullet]

People hated that avatar! Why do you think I changed it?!

Everyone was all like, "All your avatars either suck or depress the Hell out of everyone. There was the one when you went blonde, and looked all evil like Hitler and sh_t, and then therewas the nighttime one, and that made me cry."

Well, SORRY IF MY CHOICES DON'T ENTHUSE YOU!

I need drugs. Got some drugs?

[Herod]

I've got drugs.
I keep them with the rat in my pocket.


I voted for that Herod guy, so sexy and mysterious. I'll bet he has a large phallice.
The size of a large rodent, even.

[r3port3r66]

God bless him if he does. Whoa mama!!

[MyRobotSuit]

I think Herod's is the best hands down. I've always been a fan of his avatar. Sometimes really late at night I picture myself as the 'shadow' coming to wake up Gene Wilder or whoever and steal some golden tickets into his chocolate factory.

[The Silver Bullet]

How did Herod's piece of crap get any votes at all, even one from himself? It sucks the suckball! You all stink suckballs!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm surprised too....

[MyRobotSuit]

At least something I bet on is actually in the lead.

[LordSlaytan]

I want to vote for Jasons, but I have to go with Matt's. The color scheme is soothing to me. You just saved someone's life Matt. ;)

[The Silver Bullet]

I am a smoking gun. I am on my way to doing the thrashing of you all.

Thanks to all whom have voted for me so far. You know that means way more to me than it should. This isn't an avatar contest people, it is secretly a popularity contest.

:D

[Herod]

Secretly?

[The Silver Bullet]

Well, Chris thinks people are picking his because they like it as opposed to picking it because they don't want to be targeted for political abuse.

[Herod]

Well, whatever delusion keeps the man happy.

Anyways, it looks like my avatar gravy train/tugboat/stretched metaphor has run out of steam. Or wind, I’m not really sure what was running the thing. But it was a sweet ride, and my purpose in entering was fulfilled. People seem to like it enough, so I guess I’ll keep it.

[Yoda]

Originally posted by The Silver Bullet
Well, Chris thinks people are picking his because they like it as opposed to picking it because they don't want to be targeted for political abuse.
Commie.

[The Silver Bullet]

Fascist.

[Yoda]

Uday.

[The Silver Bullet]

Uday's boyfriend.

[Yoda]

Uday's dogfriend.

[The Silver Bullet]

Wow, Chris. That really sucked.

[Yoda]

You're only saying that because you can't top it.

[The Silver Bullet]

No, I'm not. I'm saying that because it was really, really bad. Completely unlike you in every way to be so unfunny. I was just like, "Chris wrote that? Scary."

[Yoda]

You're saying I'm usually funny?

Good enough for me. I stand by the brilliance of my first two one-word grenades, regardless.

[LordSlaytan]

Alright you two. Keep in in the bedroom!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Bathroom.

Yeah, thanks to those who voted for my avatar. :)

[Sexy Celebrity]

I've changed my avatar -- haha -- again, since I recently became the assistant to Goddess Mona Afstarli.

All bow.

[Holden Pike]

What does Goddess Whozitt have to do with Grace Jones?!?

[Sexy Celebrity]

They do look alike, don't they?