Gatsby
03-03-15, 07:49 AM
Are you jealous of all-star members' amazing posts? Do you want to become a good member on the site? Well then this is the guide for you! This guide includes multiple useful tips that are honest and useful.
Captain Spaulding
- Write a post 5 times longer than this guide every time. Add a reference to your relationship with SC for the cherry on the top.
Honeykid
- Your humor should be dry as the middle of The Sahara. Always end your post with a :D, :p, or even better, a :D:p. Double slam.
Sexy Celebrity
- You are the saltiest, sharpest, and most controversial can of spam in town, and the King of Spamelot. Make posts and threads that, although may not seem very high-quality but post 'em anyway because as long as you're good with it, you'll believe others will be too. Quite frequently make fun of members' traits ranging from Young Guns to "Unfunny HK".
Mr. Minio
- Have the word "kinky" in ever single post you make. Every few posts have a GIF or pic containing some kind of sexual joke.
Frightened Inmate No. 2
- Capitalization is your arch-enemy. Keep your words short and simple, and it should be words that can get you rep easily.
Gideon
- Pics? Mutil-quoting? What's that?
Yoda
- Confuse everyone with hard and long words and arguments. It doesn't matter if nobody but you can understand what you typed, because The Great Master Yoda, you are.
John McClane
KEEP SHOUUUUUUTING!
Mark f
Make everyone bow down before your knees by posting endless amount of movies in the "Movie You're Watching Tonight" thread, then make them worshippers by overwhelming them in the "Movie Tab" thread.
Derek Vinyard (by Bluedeed)
CM Punk Agreement GIF
or
CM Punk Disagreement GIF
Guaporense (by The Rodent)
Post numerous times in succession in one thread, usually with quotes from other MoFos, so four and a half pages are taken up with only your posts.
MovieGal
Just....use....a lot of....dots....the more....the better....dots are life...dots are love....no actually....crazy horror and stuff...can't decide.............
Optimus
Okay so if MovieGal has the dots I'll do this I'll slant the letter all the time then occasionally throw in 'Ime' or use 'there' as 'their' yep this is awesome.
The Rodent
*insert some sort of superhero or comic book related rant*
*insert some sort of superhero or comic book related rant*
Gatsby
Don't. This kind of thing is what you'll end up doing. :p
Hoped this helped.
Captain Spaulding
- Write a post 5 times longer than this guide every time. Add a reference to your relationship with SC for the cherry on the top.
Honeykid
- Your humor should be dry as the middle of The Sahara. Always end your post with a :D, :p, or even better, a :D:p. Double slam.
Sexy Celebrity
- You are the saltiest, sharpest, and most controversial can of spam in town, and the King of Spamelot. Make posts and threads that, although may not seem very high-quality but post 'em anyway because as long as you're good with it, you'll believe others will be too. Quite frequently make fun of members' traits ranging from Young Guns to "Unfunny HK".
Mr. Minio
- Have the word "kinky" in ever single post you make. Every few posts have a GIF or pic containing some kind of sexual joke.
Frightened Inmate No. 2
- Capitalization is your arch-enemy. Keep your words short and simple, and it should be words that can get you rep easily.
Gideon
- Pics? Mutil-quoting? What's that?
Yoda
- Confuse everyone with hard and long words and arguments. It doesn't matter if nobody but you can understand what you typed, because The Great Master Yoda, you are.
John McClane
KEEP SHOUUUUUUTING!
Mark f
Make everyone bow down before your knees by posting endless amount of movies in the "Movie You're Watching Tonight" thread, then make them worshippers by overwhelming them in the "Movie Tab" thread.
Derek Vinyard (by Bluedeed)
CM Punk Agreement GIF
or
CM Punk Disagreement GIF
Guaporense (by The Rodent)
Post numerous times in succession in one thread, usually with quotes from other MoFos, so four and a half pages are taken up with only your posts.
MovieGal
Just....use....a lot of....dots....the more....the better....dots are life...dots are love....no actually....crazy horror and stuff...can't decide.............
Optimus
Okay so if MovieGal has the dots I'll do this I'll slant the letter all the time then occasionally throw in 'Ime' or use 'there' as 'their' yep this is awesome.
The Rodent
*insert some sort of superhero or comic book related rant*
*insert some sort of superhero or comic book related rant*
Gatsby
Don't. This kind of thing is what you'll end up doing. :p
Hoped this helped.