Sir Toose's Favorite posts... The Hall of Infamy

[Sir Toose]

Because some things bear repeating in case some folks missed them (suggestions welcomed...PM me).

Week of 3/23 - 3/29 (03)

Piddy
I just think this is more complicated than you do. I don't really oppose the war, period. I think it's good that Saddam is finally going - let's just hope that it happens quickly and without to much bloodshed....

the rest HERE (http://www.movieforums.net/showthread.php?threadid=3940&perpage=15&pagenumber=3)

Great Post!

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Silver Bullet
He is a weakling girl boy and must be raped promptly

For context go
HERE (http://www.movieforums.net/showthread.php?threadid=3965&perpage=15&pagenumber=5)

It's off color and a bit rude but I must admit I laughed... and laughed hard.

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Austruck
"You know the world's gone mad when the best rapper is a white man, the best golfer is a black man, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the USA of arrogance, and the Germans don't want to go to war!"

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Yoda
Some theorize that my hitting 10,000 posts will send joyous ideological shockwaves throughout the world by bringing peace to the middle east, unearthing the Ark of the Convenant, and reducing Sheryl Crow to a pillar of salt (whose salty likeness will subsequently be dumped on Barbara Streisand, who will have been transformed into a slug).

Most say that nothing will happen, and the freight train that is MoFo will continue to barrel forward with just that much more coal in its furnace. Still others insist that my 10,000th post will bring with it a form of enlightenment and cosmic understanding unknown to anyone who doesn't wear a robe.

Time will tell.


That whole B Streisand thing is brilliant!

[n7of9]

EXCELLENT idea for a thread Sir Toose....i look forward to you continuing it :D

[Sir Toose]

Thank you madam of the pale white avatar.


It's my own personal 'hall of fame'.


:laugh:

[Piddzilla]

Originally posted by Sir Toose
Thank you madam of the pale white avatar.


It's my own personal 'hall of fame'.


:laugh:

Hey! I was the first one to be elected into the Hall of Fame!!! ASSKISSER!!!! :laugh: :love: :D

I actually wrote a comment on that post since it sounded like I was pro-war WHICH I'M NOT! But since I've made a habit out of ****ing things up with my posts the damn thing disappeared when I clicked "done". And I spent at least an hour on it!!! :frustrated: Don't know why I keep doing that... God, I miss my own pc.

Anyway.. I'm glad at least someone reads and values my emormously insightful posts. Thanks! :)

[Yoda]

I dig this thread. It will surely increase what motivation we have to construct funnier and/or more insightful posts. :yup:

[Sir Toose]

That one of your brought tears to my eyes I was laughing so hard. I got some weird looks from co-workers..:suspicious:

[Yoda]

This *so* needs to make a return, especially in light of recent board events...

[Sexy Celebrity]

I promise not to work too hard on my posts, which is already my current tradition.

BTW, I liked Bullet Boy's quote the best. I remembered that one. (cept, I forget who he was talking about. Me?)

[The Silver Bullet]

cept, I forget who he was talking about. Me?

I believe it was Uday, no suprises. Uday. God, even writing that name has me on the floor.

I concur. This is a great idea for a thread, and I look forward to seeing much, much more of it.

[Sir Toose]

Allrighty then.

I'm not going to do it by week though... it's too taxing on my disorganized brain. I'll just post em as I see em, fair enough?


Sunfrog, in his never ending quest to sway Yoda's opinion, tries to evoke a negative comment about our President from Yoda. This little twist was hilarious to me...

Sunfrog:
Aha! So you admit Bushlite is the anti-christ! Do you know how many historical biblical type things have been destroyed by this war? Who but satan would do that? :devil:


BTW, can you tell us? Do you have a list?


Yoda's response... Uday, HERE is an example of WIT ... you know that art that you can't quite grasp? Anyways...

Yoda:
Of course. And he eats babies. The only thing that quenches his thirst more than the blood of the innocent is, of course, oil, which he boils people in regularly.

His dictatorship will culminate in the crucifixation of jaywalkers and dismembering of anyone who owns an electric car. He will then don a black robe, assume a pale complexion, and begin construction on the dreaded Death Star.

Crucifixation of jaywalkers... classic. Satire is only truly funny if it cantains a grain of truth. I found this to be a creative and hilarious way to underline the paranoia of the left.

Again, my opinion... dissenters p!ss off and start your own thread.

[Piddzilla]

Originally posted by Sir Toose
That one of your brought tears to my eyes I was laughing so hard. I got some weird looks from co-workers..:suspicious:

Sure it was your laugh and not your smell that made them give you weird looks?

[The Silver Bullet]

You and your musky odours?

[Sir Toose]

Nah... they're used to my smell. That usually causes glances of outright disgust.


That's why the laughter stood out so much.



" Brut.... smell like a man."

[The Silver Bullet]

I smell like a lady. Stick my nose up into the air and take short, sharp little intakes, until I know what fragrance lingers in my presence. It is a sinus friendly technique.

[Sir Toose]

You're turning me on.

[The Silver Bullet]

Likewise, lover.

[Sir Toose]

Holden Pike:
Loving oneself doesn't in fact lead to blindness or hairy palms, but it does sap your energy and lead to many sticky naps.


NOBODY can do this ***** better... god love him.

[Sir Toose]

Django:
Athens (along with Sparta) was the dominant power in Greece prior to Alexander, I think. Athens was a democracy. When Alexander rose to power later, he did so as an aggressive, imperialistic monarch, a far cry from the Greek democratic spirit. Alexander founded the Hellenistic Empire--he was an imperialist, not a democrat. Just thought I'd mention that.



Response:


The Silver Bullet:
Yeah, go away.



:rotfl:

[The Silver Bullet]

I'm enjoying this thread, and not just because of the ego boosts.

[Gracie]

You mean the pinata in the shape of Django's avatar? Yeah, that's enjoyable.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I made a pinata once. It was the head of Santa Claus.

Pinatas are fun. Let's play pinata!

[Sir Toose]

WHAM!

Hammer strikes nail.

:Yoda
The "rich getting richer" implies that they make their money and are GIVEN more. That's why it's misleading. In reality they make their money, have large amounts of it taken, and are then given a significant amount back proportional to what was taken. Surely you can see that "the rich getting richer" implies some kind of freebie. But we're not buying Bill Gates a Lexus, here.

The "poor getting poorer" part is worse. How can you possibly get poorer simply because you're not getting as much money back as someone else? If someone hands you $1, and hands me $10, is it anything other than dishonest to say that you were "poorer" as a result

Someone give that man a cookie please.

[Sir Toose]

And here R66 offers further evidence that MoFo is a 'hate' zone to liberals. Haven't we just twisted your head off for your beliefs R66?

Yoda:No, it doesn't. Capitalism can't help it if people eat themselves into an early grave or refuse to pay attention in the classroom, ultimately.



Yoda:Yoda my friend, I'm considered a "bleeding-heart" liberal, but my hat's off to you buddy. If people could just embrace or even consider the words in your above quote, there would be less complaining and more constructive action from my side. Ever think of becoming a democrat?


Personally, I'd like to hear more of what R66 has to say on the various 'heavy' issues around here. He's most definitely well respected and well mannered and I for one look forward to his posts. He's most assuredly one of those members that we could all learn from.

[Yoda]

I agree. His ability to remain seemingly calm and collected and rational in the face of any issue is worth of imitation...shame I'm completely unable to duplicate it. :D It's very refreshing.

[Sir Toose]

Ms Austruck... hitting the proverbial nail on the head...




And your point would be...?

"Are all geniuses misunderstood in their time?"

Only the really obtuse ones.

Remember:

Not all geniuses are misunderstood.
And not all misunderstood people are geniuses.

However, I'd wager that most narcissists are convinced they are both geniuses and misunderstood. Hence their tendencies toward feeling like martyrs.


Oh, go HERE (http://www.movieforums.net/showthread.php?threadid=4299) for context if you're not already familiar with it...

Way to go Linda!

[Austruck]

**blush**

I'd like to thank the Academy....

[The Silver Bullet]

And so you should. That post hit many nails on the head at once. It works on so many levels. It makes a logical point, and still manages to address the fact that Uday things he is Christ.

[Yoda]

Agreed. I read it and instantly thought "EXACTLY!" This dude is misunderstood, and immediately chooses to believe it's due to a shortcoming of those around him. As a number of posters in the past (you know who they are) have shown us, some people will stop at nothing to avoid having to acknowledge a fault.

[Steve]

I was wondering if you could nominate Piddzilla's posts in the Who Profits from War thread, Toose. They're all great.

[Sir Toose]

I'll read through them.


To be frank though, if you recommend them they'll likely end up here... I think several of yours are worthy as well.


I'll get back to it manana.


Grazi!

[The Silver Bullet]

I think I am the best poster ever.

[Sir Toose]

*controlling urge to edit someone's post*

[Sir Toose]

The story:
http://www.movieforums.net/showthread.php?postid=92534&t=7165#post92534

The Post:

Mark:

Ok everyone, now here this (or hear, whichever you prefer): Hear (or here) is the Truth! (notice it's capitalized, so it must be true):

I have an aunt who has a cousin that lives in Southern California, whose bus driver's wife's hair dresser is the hair dresser of the janitor's wife, who sweeps the floors at a major movie studio!!! Of course, this all means that I have the inside scoop (or poop) on all the inside information in Hollywood.

Get ready for this! This is going to blow your mind! A major movie studio is planning a huge blockbuster by gathering EVERY major star from the last 10 years and put them in the same film! The film is about how our moon got caught in the Earth's orbit. As you probably already know, there are several theories about how the moon became a part of our orbit, but Hollywood is going to produce such a blockbuster that it will change the way even science is viewed and taught!!!!



It's sarcastic, it's caustic, it's real... I like it. It's Silver Bulletish and swellegant at every curve.

Welcome, Mark.

[Sir Toose]

New posts that I like will now receive the coveted "Hall of Infamy Award".


Dig it.


http://www.movieforums.net/attachment.php?postid=92603

[The Silver Bullet]

Swellegant is so my word...

[Mark]

Thanks for the warm welcome.

I don't think Mr. Film thought the post was "swellegent." :laugh:

[Sir Toose]

Originally posted by The Silver Bullet
Swellegant is so my word...


NOTE I DID say "Silver Bulletish & Swellegant" thereby linking YOU with YOUR colloquialism.


Swellegant doth belong to the Silver, acknowledged and noted.

Carry on

[Sir Toose]

I could probably just list ALL of Silver's posts here... it's hard to be selective but this one took the proverbial cake...

TRYIN' TO BE JESUS: THE DJANGO SONG*
To be sung to the tune of California Girls.

Well, these threads they are badly written, conceived, thought through and they,
Are the saddening product of a f_cked up mind, the f_cked up mind of ol' Uday.
Now I've seen many screwed up members, Raz and Ladies Man come to mind,
But f_cking Uday, oh he just won't quit, oh no the moron, he just can't say die.

I wish he would stop tryin' to be Jesus
And make some posts with logic and reason,
I wish he would just leave, or that I could ban [him].

Now, we all have our moments where we're rude, plain dumb or both,
But this homosexual science fiction fan, it'd just be better if he never spoke.
The thing is Udes you're not a martyr, everything you say makes us bored.
You have no wit, you are not smart, you're not the second coming of the Lord.

I wish he would stop tryin' to be Jesus
And make some posts with logic and reason,
I wish he would just leave, or that I could ban [him].

[Key change. Sopranos start scaling their upper register.]

I wish he would stop tryin' to be Jesus
And make some posts with logic and reason,
I wish he would just leave, or that I could ban [him].

[Fade out as desired.]



* Recorded version coming soon.



Super Swellegant!

[Django]

More like "really bad taste"!

To quote Silver Bullet: "badly written, conceived, thought through" and "the saddening product of a f_cked up mind"!

And that refers to this embarassing (for Matt) attempt at lyricism, of course!

LOL! :laugh:

[The Silver Bullet]

Oh, shut up.

[Sir Toose]

I can't award this one properly because it was in the shoutbox... I did fall out of my chair when I read this...

LordSlaytan
Annie and Sexy sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes JSexy saying, "Hey, Wait a minute! I'm gay!!!".

http://www.movieforums.net/attachment.php?postid=92603

[LordSlaytan]

I'm finally on the list!!! Whoo-hoo!!! And it only took making a joke at the expense of two of my three favorite MoFo's. Who knew?

[The Silver Bullet]

You?

[Aniko]

Gahhhhh!! Slay! You've been spying on me again. Stop that you naughty boy.


:D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Ooh, I'm so glad that I was the subject of this latest Toose award, and I'm proud of Slayton for his creativity. Awesome!

And as for Annie, I've got her singing showtunes. Tooooooomorrow! I love ya tomorrow! lalalalalala.........

[Sir Toose]

Slay's comment up there has an acidic tone... I wasn't making fun of anyone, I just thought it was cute.

You knew that...right J?

[Sir Toose]

Sexy's Friday the 13th (http://www.movieforums.net/showthread.php?threadid=4502&perpage=15&pagenumber=1) thread is one of the best I've seen... creatively brilliante!

It's why we love him...


http://www.movieforums.net/attachment.php?postid=92603

[LordSlaytan]

I wasn't acidic!!! Jason and Annie are my fwiends!!!

[Sir Toose]

MARK (http://www.movieforums.net/showthread.php?postid=93420&t=4063#post93420) again...


Damn fine new member...


Raise ya hands in the ay err
like a mutha who just don't cay err


Where is Kong when I need him most? I need to backtrack and lay some love on Kong too...

[Sir Toose]

Someone find me a link to those early Kong rhymes...

Those were entirely too badazz to not be featured here...

[sunfrog]

Hi Toose! Don't stop now! I like this thread!
Speaking of old posts, that's why I came here today. A long time ago I said something like, if you're pro-war you're either stupid or misinformed. Not sure if it was here or at movie-vault. Anyway, I remember someone was deeply offended and called me arrogant and self-centered. I just came back to gloat, 'cus now we all see I was right.. AGAIN! :drevil:

[Yoda]

Hi Toose! Don't stop now! I like this thread!
Speaking of old posts, that's why I came here today. A long time ago I said something like, if you're pro-war you're either stupid or misinformed. Not sure if it was here or at movie-vault. Anyway, I remember someone was deeply offended and called me arrogant and self-centered. I just came back to gloat, 'cus now we all see I was right.. AGAIN! :drevil:
Ignoring the last (erroneous) word above, just what, precisely, are you gloating about?

[sunfrog]

Ignoring the last (erroneous) word above, just what, precisely, are you gloating about?

Well, you can look at it this way. Bushlite is stupid and was misinformed about the war, or the pro-war people who don't know the difference between IRAQ and AFGHANISTAN are stupid for shouting down the anti-war protestors and rushing to war without thinking and, they were misinformed by Bushlite, probably on advice from his anti-christ dad.
Either way, I'm right AGAIN! :D

P.s. Have you apollogized to P'Lite yet? Look how much squittle there is now! Over 43,000 posts! And you're even letting a British guy post!

What's up with the old reviews on the front page? You still have Holes up. Where's the Hulk and LXG? Pirates of the Carribean kicks ***!

[Yoda]

Well, you can look at it this way. Bushlite is stupid and was misinformed about the war, or the pro-war people who don't know the difference between IRAQ and AFGHANISTAN are stupid for shouting down the anti-war protestors and rushing to war without thinking and, they were misinformed by Bushlite, probably on advice from his anti-christ dad.
Either way, I'm right AGAIN! :D
You haven't answered my question: what are you gloating about? You seem to be under the impression you've recently won some sort of victory.


P.s. Have you apollogized to P'Lite yet? Look how much squittle there is now! Over 43,000 posts! And you're even letting a British guy post!
I've nothing to apologize to him for. Still working on that forum history revisionism, I see.


What's up with the old reviews on the front page? You still have Holes up. Where's the Hulk and LXG? Pirates of the Carribean kicks ***!
Haven't updated in awhile, obviously, for a host of reasons.

[Steve]

Speaking of old posts, that's why I came here today. A long time ago I said something like, if you're pro-war you're either stupid or misinformed. Not sure if it was here or at movie-vault. Anyway, I remember someone was deeply offended and called me arrogant and self-centered. I just came back to gloat, 'cus now we all see I was right.. AGAIN! :drevil:

I guess you were right. You know, now that the Baath regime is gone, the vast majority of Iraqis and Kurds wave American flags at the troops, nearly all of the cities have restored electricity and water, and American troops are helping to build soccer stadiums.

I read somewhere that the attacks on US troops are being paid for by former Baath party members. These criminals & gangsters give children 50 bucks for just taking a shot at an American soldier. This doesn't exactly qualify as 'resistance' or a 'guerilla war', if you ask me. Quagmire my ass.

[Golgot]

I read somewhere that the attacks on US troops are being paid for by former Baath party members. These criminals & gangsters give children 50 bucks for just taking a shot at an American soldier. This doesn't exactly qualify as 'resistance' or a 'guerilla war', if you ask me. Quagmire my ass.

:rotfl:

Good to know they're keeping the dollar in circulation ;)

Um, where the hell did you read that and how the hell would anybody know?? The Baath party has become another convenient tag-name for evil, and there's no guarantee all resistance is from them. You must accept that iraqi people outside the baath party can be opposed to american presence, and even prepared to attempt to "discourage" it. Remember these people have been thru a lot tho etc.

But as for the flag-waving! The majority of people waving the the stars and stripes and whooping? Oh please, stop watching the Fox network. They must have the one time that happened on loop ;) (even if you're being allegorical, it's still bull****. Your presence is not supported by the locals for the most part according to the most recent on-the-ground docs/reports that i've seen)

[Sir Toose]

I forgot about this.

'Guest' reminded me.