The Sexy Curse is the cause of all my problems [Archive]

Gatsby

12-05-14, 09:28 AM

For example, McDonald's gave me way less fries than usually today.

I'm sure the Sexy Curse is at it again.

The Rodent

12-05-14, 09:30 AM

I'd be happy to have less fries. They taste like crap anyway.

mistique

12-05-14, 09:33 AM

I wanted more Firefly :( damn the Sexy Curse!!!

jal90

12-05-14, 09:42 AM

Well, of curse it is.

mistique

12-05-14, 09:46 AM

Well, of curse it is.

:facepalm:..............:highfive:

Gatsby

12-05-14, 05:32 PM

I'd be happy to have less fries. They taste like crap anyway.

http://i.imgur.com/8SR9IKN.jpg

Gatsby

12-06-14, 10:35 AM

We need to keep this alive until SC sees this. :rolleyes:

honeykid

12-06-14, 10:44 AM

Oh, he's seen it.

Sexy Celebrity

12-07-14, 10:20 PM

Okay, so I just found this out.

There's this man -- I DON'T KNOW HIM, but, I saw him the other day. He knows someone I know.

He DIED the day after I saw him.

I just found out. I am like Medusa. You can't look at me. Sexy Curse.

Captain Spaulding

01-03-15, 03:03 AM

http://i1052.photobucket.com/albums/s451/captainspaulding87/politician_zps979c7367.jpg

Tired of the Sexy Curse killing off beloved celebrities like Robin Williams and Phillip Seymour Hoffman?

As Best New MoFo, I vow to reverse the Sexy Curse for the power of good.
From this day forward, only terrorists and evil dictators will be afflicted by the dreaded Sexy Curse.

I'm Captain Spaulding, and I approve this message.

http://i1052.photobucket.com/albums/s451/captainspaulding87/spaulding_for_president_zps86c90d4f.jpg

Sexy Celebrity

01-03-15, 03:06 AM

I am still hearing of a bunch of famous people dying even now in 2015. The new year didn't stop it -- it's still going. So, yeah, maybe Captain Spaulding can really help.

Camo

01-03-15, 03:07 AM

Well, of curse it is.

That made me cringe so hard that you deserved + rep :p .

Frightened Inmate No. 2

01-03-15, 03:09 AM

there's only way one way to end this madness. we must...

kill sexy celebrity.:busey:

Camo

01-03-15, 03:11 AM

there's only way one way to end this madness. we must...

kill sexy celebrity.:busey:

Agreed it's the only logical solution :whoopi: .

cricket

01-03-15, 03:24 AM

I was given peppers instead of pepperoni on my pizza twice last week, from two different places. It's SC's fault:coleman:

Sexy Celebrity

01-03-15, 03:25 AM

Probably. I love peppers. But I would like pepperoni and peppers.

Swan

01-03-15, 03:27 AM

Yesterday I had Hawaiian pizza with bacon and jalapenos and it was AMAZING.

Gatsby

01-03-15, 03:28 AM

:mnight:

He's becoming the next Ed Wood!

Swan

01-03-15, 03:29 AM

:mnight:

He's becoming the next Ed Wood!

:mnight:

Sexy Celebrity

01-03-15, 03:29 AM

Yesterday I had Hawaiian pizza with bacon and jalapenos and it was AMAZING.

I like those pizzas, too. I especially love one with BBQ sauce.

cricket

01-03-15, 03:30 AM

I like sausage, pepperoni and hot cherry peppers.

The 1st place was out of hot cherry peppers, so I said sausage, pepperoni, and onion. I ended up with sausage and the 2 veggies.

The second place doesn't have hot cherry peppers, so I just asked for sausage and roni. Again, no roni.

Swan

01-03-15, 03:30 AM

Jalapenos are like avocado, they go good on everything. I'm going to start putting jalapenos and avocado's in my cereal, and I'll call it Jalacado Loops.

Gatsby

01-03-15, 03:32 AM

Jalapenos are like avocado, they go good on everything. I'm going to start putting jalapenos and avocado's in my cereal, and I'll call it Jalacado Loops.

Silly Swan! Jalacados are for kids!

Sexy Celebrity

01-03-15, 03:43 AM

I'm not crazy about pepperoni pizza much anymore unless the pizza's thin crust or something you can fold, like a Brooklyn style.

cricket

01-03-15, 03:50 AM

I like Jalapenos too, especially on Mexican food, but on pizza, I strongly prefer the cherry peppers.

Sexy Celebrity

01-03-15, 03:51 AM

Cherry peppers? I don't think I've had those. I'm not even real sure that I've EVER had them at all.

mark f

01-03-15, 03:51 AM

Well, the Curse killed Elly Mae Clampett.
http://www.accesshollywood.com/image/224281/width=300/height=0/224281.jpg

R.I.P.

Sexy Celebrity

01-03-15, 03:52 AM

Yes, exactly. Elly Mae. I heard about her.

Some country singer died today/yesterday, too.

And Governor Cuomo died.

Sexy Celebrity

01-03-15, 03:53 AM

Jimmy Dickens. That's the country singer I'm talking about. He was 94.

foster

01-03-15, 03:56 AM

Every time I touch myself a celebrity dies.
I apologize for my lack of control this past year, and I promise to strive even harder to be a better person.

Sexy Celebrity

01-03-15, 04:04 AM

Do you touch yourself while dressed in drag?

Sexy Celebrity

01-03-15, 04:05 AM

Everytime I see you on here, I imagine you in drag.

Gatsby

01-03-15, 04:08 AM

Those of you who haven't voted yet please do. We need everyone to know the terrible consequences.

Sexy Celebrity

01-03-15, 04:10 AM

I don't like talking about the Curse. I think that's bad luck. I would rather talk about pizza.

jrs

01-03-15, 04:11 AM

Yes, exactly. Elly Mae. I heard about her.

Some country singer died today/yesterday, too.

And Governor Cuomo died.

Jimmy Dickens. That's the country singer I'm talking about. He was 94.

Actor Edward Herrmann (http://variety.com/2014/tv/news/edward-herrmann-dead-gilmore-girls-lost-boys-1201390186/) also passed away. It was about 11:30 pm December 31st, so it almost counts as a 2015 death.

foster

01-03-15, 04:17 AM

Everytime I see you on here, I imagine you in drag.

Haha okay I changed my avatar just for you.