MoFo Fantasy Football 2014 - Week 4

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The first of the Bye weeks are upon us!! Denvers offensive goodness is not on the menu this week, nor is Marshawn Lynch. As for anyone else on the Seahawks, all of Arizona, St Louis, Cincinatti, and Cleveland - who cares? :laugh:

Kirk Cousins has emerged as a new hotshot QB superstar. Also we learned of people named Jordan Matthews, Joe McKnight, John Brown, Lorenzo Taliaferro, and Kyle Juszczyk. Arian Foster may be back soon, and Alfred Blue's no Foster. Jamaal Charles should be back, and Knile Davis may be Charles level.

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Le'Veon Bell is the wallet in the bag that says "Bad Mother ******" on it. He should have been a first rounder more than Montee Ball or Eddie Lacy. Things keep going like they are he will be.

Predictions?! We don't need no stinking predictions! :nope:

[jiraffejustin]

If you guys saw that play, that penalty was an awful call. They just throw flags anytime somebody gets hit hard. Niles Paul caught the ball, tucked it, ran a few steps, ducked his head into the hit.

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Baaaaad mojo to start out this week. Traded away heavy (Larry Donnell & MJD) to get Niles Paul, and Donnell throws 25 points up on my bench. Niles Paul is now concussed.

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Kirk Cousins with 2 interceptions so far. Yeah I can see how this weeks gonna go.

Good win Sean :(

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4 interceptions now. 4.

Looks like Andy Daltons my starting quarterback!

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4 interceptions and a fumble, and Niles Paul was literally ktfo.. What a complete "ball-snipping" that is to start out this weeks games. While taking this fantasy korean caning, I will now direct my bitching attention to something else - Yahoo. Screw you Yahoo and your "rollover to expand" advertisement at the top of our team pages. Nobody accidentally roll over that largeassed banner lest a video will pop out and scare the hell out of you. An-noy-ing.

[Sedai]

What I tell you about that Cousins guy? I made the same error with Cassel a few years ago. Back-ups are back-ups for a reason, I guess! That said, Cousins DID look really good last week...so perhaps he can improve next week. Meanwhile, this bye is a killer for the Angels this week! I don't stand a chance!

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This is an actual quote

"Kirk Cousins: 'I turned the ball over too much'"

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Junior: "Daddy! The top came off!"
Buford T. Justice: "No ****!"

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My Plastic Men are neck n neck with Mud Dogs this week, and this is concerning because Seans crew had been figuratively hit by an asteroid. Come oooooooon Steve Smith!!! Already put it to his old Panthers with 18.10 fantasy points, 6:41 to go in 2nd qtr.

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[seanc]

And now Watkins has scored. I really need a starting RB to do something for me this week. I am starting to get a little :sick:

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EJ Manuel just coughed up an interception resulting in a 85ish yard touchdown run for JJ Watts. Its freaking tragic theyre not putting Kyle Orton in. He would earn for them big time.

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Uh oh! Reggie Wayne with a TD and the Miami defense squishing Oakland has resulted in a Mud Dogs rescue! Were tied up! Uh oh!

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Jeremy Maclin....WHERE YOU AT?! I got him in both MoFo leagues and hes got 1 catch for 9 yards, 8:12 left in 3rd qtr. I need Mac and Donald Brown to score lest Seans Brady & Edelman overwhelm Gronk tomorrow. Oy oy oy!

[jiraffejustin]

My poor season is falling flat on it's face.

[Yoda]

Gah; put of a great total but happen to be playing raul, who has far and away the highest score of the week. D'oh. Probably didn't help that he had nobody good on bye.

[seanc]

Finally a win. Need a little streak before I get anywhere near excited. A glimmer of hope is enough this week.