The MoFo Fight Club and Thunderdome

[Sexy Celebrity]

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Welcome to The MoFo Fight Club and Thunderdome.

The purpose of this arena is to set up face-offs between two MoFo opponents who will "fight" each other some way until, when they both agree that they're finished, or one of them has been completely destroyed, they say "WE'RE DONE." Or something like that.

We will then cast a vote afterwards and determine who we think was the winner of the fight.

I am hoping that these "fights" are actually debates. Quick debates, although maybe they could go on for a few pages. Debates about a certain topic of your choice. But if you want to have a fight with another MoFo and it's not actually a debate, I think that's fine, too. We have to make sure we play nice because I don't want the thread closed or anything, but it can look really mean as long as you're both cool with it. Playful fights. Playful fights.

Fights between two people will begin whenever someone challenges another MoFo and that MoFo accepts the challenge. If a MoFo does not accept a challenge, please feel free to call him a chicken and post GIFs and other pictures of chickens, if you'd like. Or other humiliating pictures.

Not Youtube videos because I hate Youtube videos, they slow up the loading.

If a fight is currently going on, do not interrupt that fight to start another fight. Wait until the current fight finishes.

Spectators, please cheer on the fights. Please cheer on your favorite fighter.

I would have put this in Games & Tabs, but I feel like since I want debates going on here, this thread could turn into something very interesting and readable.

Welcome to The MoFo Fight Club and Thunderdome. We hope you have a good time. Who wants to challenge someone to a fight first?

UPDATE:

The MoFo Fight Club and Thunderdome is now under new management.

Now come in here and just start fighting. Two people at a time is not necessary. Just come in here, be angry, and start fussing and cussing. Have fun.

[jiraffejustin]

I'm gonna f*ck somebody up. COME AT ME BRO.

http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss231/stuntdoppler/come-at-me-come-at-me-bro.jpg

[Sexy Celebrity]

Wait, wait, wait -- before you all go posting pictures of "yourselves" looking threatening, be aware that this thread is not for pretend fights, but REAL fights. Real debates or whatever. There is already a Pretend You're Fighting MoFo Thunderdome (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=34597) thread started by Sci-Fi Slob.

But that's pretend fighting. I want this to be REAL fighting. So, challenge somebody to a real fight. Pick a topic to talk about or whatever -- or just "fight." But you've got to do it with one other MoFo. And then when you're done, say that you're done and we'll publicly vote on who we think won the fight. I might even keep score in the first post. In fact, I think I will. Then we can find out who's the most BADASS MOFO around here.

I will link in the first post to where the fight first began, so you can find any fight you want in here easily.

If anyone's gonna fight, that is. Y'all are being a bunch of chickens. Somebody fight JiraffeJustin. He's ready to go.

Go start a fight with someone somewhere around here and tell them to come here and fight ya.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, I can't let this thread go to waste.

JIRAFFEJUSTIN, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A FIGHT!

[jiraffejustin]

okay, bitch. Bring it.

[Swan]

I challenge you both to a fight.

THREE WAY FIGHT!

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=17188&stc=1&d=1410323307

BITCH.

You ugly bitch. Imma gonna pull your hair extensions out.

[jiraffejustin]

You's a bitch if you ain't vote for AMOS MOSES.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Swan, you crazy m****rf****r. WHAT YOU WANT?!

[Sexy Celebrity]

You's a bitch if you ain't vote for AMOS MOSES.

That song sucked.

[Swan]

JJ, I know Sexy made you change your user title to that after he butt raped you.

[jiraffejustin]

That song sucked.

You suck ass, you ass sucking, ass sucker.

[jiraffejustin]

JJ, I know Sexy made you change your user title to that after he butt raped you.

All of MoFo made you changed your user title to that after you willfully gave your butt to them. Yes, you gave your butt to every member of MoFo. Even Miss Vicky. Miss Vicky took you from behind. Think about that for awhile. You dick.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This isn't what I wanted. I wanted more intelligent debates.

What's something we could debate about?

[jiraffejustin]

...but... you called me an ugly bitch, what was I suppose to do?

[Swan]

All of MoFo made you changed your user title to that after you willfully gave your butt to them. Yes, you gave your butt to every member of MoFo. Even Miss Vicky. Miss Vicky took you from behind. Think about that for awhile. You dick.

Yeah, everyone except Sexy, which makes me still less gay than you.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Let's just gang up on Swan and beat him together.

[jiraffejustin]

Yeah, everyone except Sexy, which makes me still less gay than you.

I'm gay for Sexy, and I am proud of this.

[jiraffejustin]

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention this before, but I am leaving you for Sexy. You couldn't satisfy me.

[Swan]

Alright that was cold. JJ wins. He broke my heart.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why did I make this stupid thread? Someone just beat me up for making this thread. I deserve it.

[Godoggo]

This isn't what I wanted. I wanted more intelligent debates.

What's something we could debate about?

Yeah, I wouldn't mind participating in a real debate. There are some good topics here: http://idebate.org/view/top_100_debates

My friend and I were discussing how much sex education should get taught in schools. That's one that usually people have a lot of opinions about and people are likely to be of opposing minds on.

[jiraffejustin]

Alright that was cold. JJ wins. He broke my heart.

I'm sorry, bb. I didn't mean it, I was just mad at you. Pls 4give me. I know I don't deserve you, but pls take me back.

:bawling:

[Swan]

I'm sorry, bb. I didn't mean it, I was just mad at you. Pls 4give me. I know I don't deserve you, but pls take me back.

:bawling:

It's okay. Let's put this to rest and let people have some real debates.

[Sexy Celebrity]

What's everyone's opinion on sex education in schools? Two people with differing opinions can fight.

[Godoggo]

Why did I make this stupid thread? Someone just beat me up for making this thread. I deserve it.

It's not a bad idea for a thread, I just don't think that everyone was clear on what you wanted. You want serious debate. I like that idea.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Maybe this thread should just be a bunch of different little debates. Maybe I was too severe with setting up the fights. I don't know. The idea just came to me and I tend to not think long about my ideas if I really like it at first.

[Swan]

I like watching people debate. So have at it hoss.

[jiraffejustin]

The only things I know/care enough about to have any kind of debate on are all sports related topics, so I suppose I will show myself out.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, go on. Two of you start having a debate about something.

[Swan]

I'm not good at debate either. But I like watching/reading other people debate.

[Swan]

You know the ultimate debate will be a Yoda vs. Sexy debate.

[Godoggo]

I don't know how much energy I have tonight, but my position is this: I do think schools need to teach sex education. I sympathize with parents that want to teach their children about sex in their own way, but in many households that education is little to none.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It doesn't have to be something serious. I mean, I was imagining people debating about movies and things, for example.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I need Miss Vicky. She's someone I could get in a fight with.

[jiraffejustin]

I can't debate Godoggo, because I don't disagree with her. :shrug:

[Swan]

Me neither. :laugh:

[Sexy Celebrity]

Alright that was cold. JJ wins. He broke my heart.

Okay, I linked this little stupid fight in the first post and because of what Swan said, JiraffeJustin WINS.

I don't know how, but he wins.

[jiraffejustin]

"Stupid fight" winner feels good, man. That should go in my achievements thread profile.

[jiraffejustin]

Godoggo wins the "sex education" fight, because she ran unopposed.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Alright, I'll link to that, too.

[jiraffejustin]

Is it okay for a man to strike a woman if she is attacking him (unarmed)? This feels touchy enough.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is the internet. We're all unisex here.

[jiraffejustin]

Good answer.

[Cobpyth]

Is it okay for a man to strike a woman if she is attacking him (unarmed)? This feels touchy enough.

A man has the right to defend himself, but I'm not sure if "striking" someone is necessary for that. There are plenty of defense techniques that are much more effective and humane.

[Daniel M]

Yes, it obviously depends on the circumstances, but to defend himself and not do any excessive damage (although this should apply to all fighting). Not all men are stronger than women and I think I read the majority of domestic violence in this country is initiated by women too, I hate the exaggerated people who preach "a man should never strike a woman, 100%", yet have no problems with it the other way round.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Who Won?

Cobpyth or Daniel M?

[VFN]

What's everyone's opinion on sex education in schools?

I'm for it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyMQLrnbBgE

[Skepsis93]

Idea for debate: Is Sexy Celebrity a force for good or evil?

[TONGO]

Terrence Malicks The Thin Red Line was a horrible piece of crap, and possibly one of the most overrated movies of all time.

Who wants some? :)

[Sexy Celebrity]

Go get 'em, TONGO. Play your Survivor character in here again.

[BlueLion]

Terrence Malicks The Thin Red Line was a horrible piece of crap, and possibly one of the most overrated movies of all time.

Who wants some? :)

http://31.media.tumblr.com/1a6329fb9d7b7e978209aec1ba2af97b/tumblr_n4g9128Thz1roixiho2_500.gif

[Sexy Celebrity]

New Rules (under new management)

Now you don't need to come in here and fight with just one other person.

Just come in here and start fighting. Get into arguments. Debate at random. That kind of thing. Have a fuss.

[Skepsis93]

Shut up, Sexy.

[Swan]

I now know how to start a fight. Post some Autechre.

[jiraffejustin]

I think 's stance on everything is awful.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I overheard someone (I think it was Miss Vicky) say that the "MoFo Chill Cub" was about chillin' out.

Well, this can be the opposite. This can be the club to come to when you're NOT chillin' out. At all!

[Swan]

I think Swan's stance on everything is awful.

I believe JJ is the coolest person ever.

[Godoggo]

I think Godoggo's stance on everything is awful.

Yeah, I have awful posture. :cool:

[Skepsis93]

I think Skepsis93's stance on everything is awful.

You're awful.

[Godoggo]

Idea for debate: Is Sexy Celebrity a force for good or evil?

I'd say both. He's a spiritual switch hitter.

[Godoggo]

Damn! I got got by one of those stupid posts. I lose.

[Tyler1]

On suicide

This is a subject that has divided people into two camps - one side brands the victim a selfish coward, the other says it's an act of great spirit and determination. My idea is to naturalize suicide, to treat it as a natural act which is borne out of consciousness, regardless of whether you agree free will exist or not. Far from being a cowardly or courageous act, I'd argue that suicide is a natural phenomenon that is part of our evolved consciousness as human beings.

1. As conscious creatures we think and feel irregardless of our will.

2. There are instances when our thoughts and emotions are overwhelming and hence difficult to control.

3. The individual reaches a point whereby he is convinced that his well-being cannot possibly be improved without freeing himself from his thoughts and emotions.

Seen in this light, suicide is a viable means to free oneself from the burden of consciousness.

Who agrees with me?

PS Sexy Celebrity - Free will exists.

[Skepsis93]

On suicide

This is a subject that has divided people into two camps - one side brands the victim a selfish coward, the other says it's an act of great spirit and determination.

Surely it's not that simple? I can't say I've ever heard someone talk about suicide as courageous or "of great spirit." Do you have an example? If there's only two sides to this argument, I would argue there are those who see it as cowardly and those who see it as a last resort, nothing-else-for-it, profoundly tragic but sometimes-necessary (at least in the mind of the victim) way out of a terrible situation - never something to be applauded.

[Sexy Celebrity]

PS Sexy Celebrity - Free will exists.

Right, well, thank you. What an argument. I'm completely convinced now. :flair:

[90sAce]

On suicide

This is a subject that has divided people into two camps - one side brands the victim a selfish coward, the other says it's an act of great spirit and determination. My idea is to naturalize suicide, to treat it as a natural act which is borne out of consciousness, regardless of whether you agree free will exist or not. Far from being a cowardly or courageous act, I'd argue that suicide is a natural phenomenon that is part of our evolved consciousness as human beings.

1. As conscious creatures we think and feel irregardless of our will.

2. There are instances when our thoughts and emotions are overwhelming and hence difficult to control.

3. The individual reaches a point whereby he is convinced that his well-being cannot possibly be improved without freeing himself from his thoughts and emotions.

Seen in this light, suicide is a viable means to free oneself from the burden of consciousness.

Who agrees with me?

PS Sexy Celebrity - Free will exists.
Suicide isn't supported by evolution since it doesn't aid in propagation of one's legacy - it's not cowardly, but it's a loser's way out - not a winner.

Most people who commit suicide are also wrong that their well-being "cannot be improved", they're simply confused on how to do it and take the easy way out.

Truth be told happiness is psychological more than physical anyway - if it wasn't you wouldn't see happy people in poverty, and millionaires taking their lives

[90sAce]

Yes, it obviously depends on the circumstances, but to defend himself and not do any excessive damage (although this should apply to all fighting). Not all men are stronger than women and I think I read the majority of domestic violence in this country is initiated by women too, I hate the exaggerated people who preach "a man should never strike a woman, 100%", yet have no problems with it the other way round.
This - not to mention the "never strike a woman" BS is anti-feminist - it's based on chivarly and the idea that women are 'weaker' - which while this is true, is definitely contrary to feminists' goal of removing female stereotypes.

If a woman claims to be a "feminist" but uses the "never hit a woman" rhetoric - then she's a living breathing contradiction.

[90sAce]

What's everyone's opinion on sex education in schools? Two people with differing opinions can fight.
It's good - states with sex education have lower teen pregnancy rates.

Most of the objection to it is based on religion-inspired prudery and a disproportionate negative fixation on "sex" - this is why there's more objection to children learning about human body parts than their is learning about events like the Rape of Nanking or the Holocaust.

It shows that these barbaric routes still have far reaching influence even in modern 'secular times' - as is the reason that showing nudity or sex on TV will get a film rated NC-17 faster than showing graphic torture and violence.

Hopefully in a few more decades we'll have become enlightened enough to realize that objecting to "sex" more than "graphic violence" makes us seem very "Jihadist" in our way of thought.

[matt72582]

I think years ago, I would have fallen in line with the typical b.s., or pandering for pu$$y as I see it now. Some people don't wanna be accused with being "conservative" so they go opposite so they aren't in "bad company" or doing the right thing for the wrong reason to feel good about it for fifteen minutes.

I think it's anti-feminist telling women to join a group to become an individual... If the point is to emerge as human beings. I think it started out as a marketing campaign of some sort, making a guy feel guilty so he doesn't mind shelling out a few hundred dollars extra for another pair of shoes. And at the same time being a scapegoat. Opportunism. Cherrypicking.. When it comes to strength, say war, it's a man's responsibility. Or performing in business, or performing sexually. Some "feminists" only want the benefits of men and women. True liberalism is to follow your own voice, not to alternate oppressor and victim.

[90sAce]

I think years ago, I would have fallen in line with the typical b.s.
.
I'd have fallen closer in line with Ted Bundy :cool:

[matt72582]

I'd have fallen closer in line with Ted Bundy :cool:

Or we can be narrow and pretend the spectrum is from Al to Ted Bundy. That's how the argument can ostracize so the debate width is so thin that you must fall in line with some kind of b.s.

[90sAce]

Or we can be narrow and pretend the spectrum is from Al to Ted Bundy. That's how the argument can ostracize so the debate width is so thin that you must fall in line with some kind of b.s.
IMO the 'truth' to the debate is that women are more fragile and can't hit with the same amount of force - so a 200 lb man hitting a 120 lb woman is viewed similar to an "adult hitting a child" - seems a lot more cowardly than the reverse.

But on the same note a bratty child hitting a grown-up is terrible behavior and shouldn't be regarded as "normal" just because the grown up's less likely to get hurt.

[matt72582]

No, that's abuse.. When I say reverse my example would be a woman whose a member of MMA who beats up on her passive wimp boyfriend.

[matt72582]

Notice how even a millionaire can go to jail for hitting a dog, but not hitting a child, who is supposed to feel safe in front of a parent who is SO much bigger.

I'm against violence, period. I'm not against self-defense.

[Iroquois]

Why aren't more people voting in the Albums Countdown?

[honeykid]

No one listens to album any more. They hit shuffle, listen to single tracks or skip to the next track when they get bored.

[matt72582]

I listened to records last night.. I usually pick individual songs, but sometimes it's nice to hear an album the way the artist released it

[Iroquois]

No one listens to album any more. They hit shuffle, listen to single tracks or skip to the next track when they get bored.

And yet these are presumably the same users who have no problem sitting through entire films and TV series and being able to cast votes for relevant countdowns (especially in the case of film countdowns and their various specifics such as genre or decade). That's especially baffling.

[honeykid]

I don't know that I'm right. I just know that people used to sit and listen to an album (or just put it on while they were doing something) and I rarely see/hear of people doing that now.

Most of the albums on my list I've sat and listened to many times and I mean sat and listened to. Sat there, listened. Turned the record over. Sat there and listened to that side. Usually while sitting with the album cover and, on the first listen or two, pouring over every inch of it and all the notes