Poems

[poemgate]

kate moss - do you need MB security - white light discount ? 16.03.17


any friend of george
will always receive my respect
proving with out doubt the media is forge
the turn around for fadi i select.
i have alerted MB security driver
as chairman i am obligated
upping patrols and no time for skiver
any suspicion will be infiltrated.
as soon as i witness
he will no whats in store
proof i am so feckless
reading my poem file is war.
open the car door
into the seat for the passenger
on my kindle is now the score
he will think i am satan s messenger.
out come my queen memorabilia
done poems that are ludicrous
now i am cooking like delia
i can hear freddie saying " don't be ridiculous".
hands up i am the owner
even if this was not my fight
through boredom reduced to a coma
the obsessive fan now needs a white light.

[poemgate]

Should MB security face disciplinary action ? 19.03.17




it was no informer
i hold all the proof
sun 19 march went through like a dodgy korma
spilling out under pond square gents roof.
most was on the floor
easy fifty percent
MB security get familiar with the door
i question your service i rent.
you started with mussel
running the mouth showing force
out of a paper bag you could not hussle
more power in chili sauce.
i do see you covering
you may well no all of highgate
but complaints are now smothering
your contract i terminate.
you thought you were clever with immunity
but ringing is the alarm
out of control is the highgate community
the biggest offense is self harm.




https://postimg.org/image/3x5ta51y1/4ebc6e22/

[poemgate]

A pitch to save to prevent the rampage (islington tribune) 20.03.17

Evidence is crystal
poetry will now decide
to prevent the drugs and pistol
I will do a dirty tackle on the slide.
2 stories causing rage
and they do intertwine
like taking wild and putting in a cage
islington tribune front I underline.
Will people rally
walking the length is sure to stitch
are we going to lose in cally
blackness will be the only pitch.
Disturbances are frequent
shouting as the ball penetrates
exercise is better than the delinquent
on obesity sport educates.
The shopping centre had trouble
it was west v east
little America was the bubble
turf war is no beauty it's the beast.
if you take away pleasure
you will eventually realize
profit for islignton won't measure
consequences will soon materialize.

http://islingtontribune.com/article/armed-teens-in-rampage-around-shopping-centre

http://islingtontribune.com/article/final-save-our-pitch-plea-from-cally-kids

[poemgate]

TED 100 21.03.17


We had a secret meeting
20 march were clues
no need for heating
plenty from our secret rendezvous.
Age is just a number
it may turn off most
ohh my god did you rumba
for TED I can only boast.
I am obsessed
jealousy feels me with green
I want this logged as I expressed
hating when others have you on screen.
Last night was shocking
I went into spasm
did not even see you lower the stocking
me roaring was no sarcasm.
You may have a wrinkle
by everyone TED has been thumbed
staying in control is my winkle
last nights euphoria won't ever be numbed.


www.beaconbingo.co.uk (https://www.movieforums.com/community/www.beaconbingo.co.uk)

[poemgate]

free coffee - waitrose - holloway 22.03.17
　
biased you will agree
out of me its oozing
never tasted a free coffee
but can not watch any JL bruising.
the rules are changing
its not red nor totally green
the response is deranging
wafting is anger not the bean.
lets dissect
take it from each side
for paying customers of course its correct
is there any compassion for a free ride.
please have your say
open is my mind even if critical
have you ever experienced holloway
on the entrance is why i am not cynical.
am i pot and kettle
or is this so clever with skill
if near me 'elite' will settle
i am free advertising for mr dunhil.
consume and coffee you will taste
it smells fair from my nose
and when in the village i paste
go down highgate hill and follow on to waitrose.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4334562/Shoppers-fury-Waitrose-changes-rules-free-coffee.html
　

[Dannii]

I know a few poems but by the time i'd censor them there wouldn't be much left to read! 😁