JayDee and honeykid Go To The Movies (yet another commentary thread)

[JayDee]

I've been interested in trying out one of those commentaries, the new fangled fad that has taken over the board. And honeykid has graciously agreed to pop my cherry! :D

The film we've chosen for my debut is Arnie's return to a starring role, The Last Stand. Neither of us have seen it and it's not exactly an essential film for either of us but hopefully it will prove to be a fun flick.

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We aim to be starting in about minutes 45 minutes at 1 am UK time if there is anyone who would like to join us. You'll be very welcome

[Sexy Celebrity]

I might if I can find it real fast. I've never seen this either and I've been meaning to.

[JayDee]

Well just as quickly as it was announced it is just as quickly being cancelled. That damn flake honeykid has wimped out on me. :D

Rescheduled for tomorrow for anyone who might like to join us

[Sexy Celebrity]

Maybe I shouldn't have said I'd join in.

[cricket]

It's a pretty good movie

[The Gunslinger45]

I like this movie quite a bit!

[Daniel M]

My worst nightmares have come true...

[The Gunslinger45]

My worst nightmares have come true...

A New Kids on the Block reunion? :eek:

[honeykid]

Sorry about that. :o I tried to get notice to him in time. As JD said, hoping for tonight. So feel free to find a copy and join in.

[JayDee]

Ok so we're on for trying this again tonight. Starting at around 1 am UK time, so in about 25 minutes from now if anyone like Sexy wants to join in.


My worst nightmares have come true...

:confused: Really? The two MoFo's with the best taste on the board getting together to talk about proper movies is your worst nightmare?

Man you really must have led a sheltered life. Either that or you have no imagination whatsoever!

Oh and Daniel -

Steve Gerrard Gerrard
he slipped from 40 yards
and gave it to Demba Ba
Steve Gerrard Gerrard

:p

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, I'll be here -- I've found it. I will watch just to add another person who hasn't seen the movie -- and because it's Arnold and Johnny Knoxville. Should be fun. I might not say much, though.

[mark f]

I might not say much, though. :rotfl:

[BlueLion]

Oh and Daniel -

Steve Gerrard Gerrard
he slipped from 40 yards
and gave it to Demba Ba
Steve Gerrard Gerrard

:p

It's actually he slipped on his f***ing arse :D

[JayDee]

Well I thought I'd keep it clean. :D

Doesn't really matter anyway, either way it was really funny. Wasn't it Daniel? :p

[JayDee]

Ok so HK, Sexy are we just about ready to go?

Allow me just to remind you that this is my first outing on a commentary and I suspect I may be awful at it! :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Alright wait a minute -- bringing up the movie -- I was at the concession stand.

[honeykid]

Ready when you are. I kept checking the front page, but this wasn't showing up.

[JayDee]

Well I'm set to press play if you guys are.

[honeykid]

OK, press play

[Sexy Celebrity]

Go.

[honeykid]

Lionsgate

[JayDee]

And we're under way.

[honeykid]

Lonely policeman eating a donut

[honeykid]

Bloody City

[honeykid]

197mph?!?!?!

[JayDee]

Lonely desert road. And Blue Moon playing! After the jibe at Daniel that's so perfect! :D

[honeykid]

Arnie is here!

[honeykid]

Comedy brass at the end. :D

[JayDee]

Got to say he still looks pretty good considering how up there in years he's getting.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I have bad sound on this video. Volume's completely up and I'm struggling to hear.

[honeykid]

Be careful with his car? He may as well wreck it now. :D

[JayDee]

I get the feeling that bit with the car is going to come into play somehow later on

[honeykid]

It looks like someone inflated Clint Eastwood.

[JayDee]

Oh that's Peter Stormare. That's a promising sign. He's usually good value in this sort of film. As long as they have him playing a villain. I was watching Lockout last week (s*it film by the way) and he was in it but playing a fairly reserved good guy. Just seemed like such a waste of his talents.

[honeykid]

Arnie's suss

[honeykid]

I was watching Lockout last week (s*it film by the way) and he was in it but playing a fairly reserved good guy. Just seemed like such a waste of his talents.
I thought Lockout might be worth trying a commentary with.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The gunshots and the speeding cars are loud for me, though.

[JayDee]

Dumb small town cop alert!

[honeykid]

:laugh:

[honeykid]

Clear that chunk of beef off your hat.

[JayDee]

"Clean that chunk of beef off your hat." Surely set to go down alongside the likes of "I'll be back" as a classic Arnie quote! :D

[honeykid]

Mmmm.... A weapons museum. I think the word I'm looking for is foreshadowing. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Pass it on to the troopers."

[honeykid]

With that gun, he looks even more like an inflated Clint. :D

[JayDee]

Johnny Knoxville has a gun museum? Well somehow I get a niggling feeling that may come in handy later on

[JayDee]

Has Luis Guzman ever had an actual starring role? Ive seen him in loads of films but don't imagine he's ever been above like 5th or 6th billing

[Sexy Celebrity]

That man on that tractor's gonna die.

[honeykid]

Is that harry Dean Stanton?

[JayDee]

Is that Harry Dean Stanton?

[honeykid]

It is!!!

[JayDee]

Man HK I'm like your echo so far on this commentary! :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Told ya.

[JayDee]

Holy S*IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Harry Dean just went flying!

[honeykid]

Old man, you better put that piece away, we're just talking....

BANG

We've finished talking

[honeykid]

You don't wanna take the silver, better take the lead

[JayDee]

Oh Jamie Alexander! She is damn hot in the Thor films

[honeykid]

Has Luis Guzman ever had an actual starring role? Ive seen him in loads of films but don't imagine he's ever been above like 5th or 6th billing
I don't know that he is. I'd not noticed that before, but you're right. I can't think of a single starring role. Not that it's a big surprise, considering his looks and ethnicity. It is Hollywood, after all.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Arnold's laying back and drinkin' beer.

[honeykid]

Oh Jamie Alexander! She is damn hot in the Thor films
She looks pretty good in this, too. ;)

[JayDee]

So are you with us ok Sexy? Or still having audio problems?

[honeykid]

Sommerton? Is that twinned with Midsommer?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm with you okay and at the right place, but the audio sucks for some reason. It's the video. But I can hear it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is that Forrest Whitaker?

[JayDee]

Oh Forest Whitaker as well. I'd forgotten or didn't realise how many recognisable faces were in this

[honeykid]

Forrest Whitaker

[honeykid]

I didn't know there were so many names in this.

[honeykid]

I feel a breakout coming on.

[JayDee]

Damn! A giant magnet! That's some Adam West Batman s*it right there!

[JayDee]

I know it's early but I'm getting quite a good vibe from this film so far. Looks like it could be fun

[honeykid]

I like that no one cares about stray bullets hitting any of the windows/people. :D

[JayDee]

Looks like we've got some decoys on the run

[honeykid]

It's the decoy relay race

[JayDee]

"All quiet in the rear entrance" - I'm expecting a Sexy quip right about now. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't get what all's going on.

[JayDee]

Damn he's a cold motherf*cker!

[honeykid]

Now he's out of that nasty orange jumpsuit and is suited and booted.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Remember that: When you have a gun, don't put it down. Shoot the f**ker.

[JayDee]

Is that a Holland football tracksuit?

[JayDee]

Yes it is

[Sexy Celebrity]

These people are all ugly.

[honeykid]

It is.

[JayDee]

She looks pretty good in this, too. ;)

She caused quite a stir at the premiere of Thor: The Dark World

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[honeykid]

I should've hit you the **** harder

[Sexy Celebrity]

See, the problem is, I don't think Johnny Knoxville is in this movie much. He was just on the poster to sell the film.

[JayDee]

Wow no milk delivery is a police issue? Man this is a quiet town!

[honeykid]

What were you doing out at 4am?

It's Vegas man!

[JayDee]

I think once s*it starts to hit the fan and the action starts Knoxville will be in it a good deal more

[honeykid]

See, the problem is, I don't think Johnny Knoxville is in this movie much. He was just on the poster to sell the film.
That's not the way to sell a movie. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Arnold just looks old and tired. He looks like my grandpa. Only more buff.

[JayDee]

"A psychopath in a Batmobile."

[Sexy Celebrity]

What is wrong with Forest Whitaker's eye?

[JayDee]

Sexy - would you like us to pause for a couple of minutes to let you try and find a better video?

[Sexy Celebrity]

And it's FOREST Whitaker, not Forrest.

[honeykid]

What is wrong with Forest Whitaker's eye?
Nothing that hasn't been wrong with it for the last 30 years. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sexy - would you like us to pause for a couple of minutes to let you try and find a better video?

There isn't one - so don't pause.

This is okay.

[honeykid]

Car chase. The most boring part of most action fims.

[honeykid]

Mr. Parsons is unlikely to be taking any more shots.

[JayDee]

Uh-oh, he's wearing driving gloves. This guy is serious!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think this movie's boring.

[honeykid]

Hamburgler. Y'wanna try th door first?

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's way too much Forest Whitaker and not enough Arnold Schwarzenegger and Johnny Knoxville.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Ellen's on the phone. Bet she's a lesbian.

[honeykid]

They'll be coming, don't worry. They've got to get to the town.

[JayDee]

There's way too much Forest Whitaker and not enough Arnold Schwarzenegger and Johnny Knoxville.

So far I'd agree but it's just setting the scene. Getting the bad guy to the little town where Arnie will f*ck him up!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is the villain's name -- a dude -- GABRIELLE?

[honeykid]

He has to explain to her pants? :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

So far I'd agree but it's just setting the scene. Getting the bad guy to the little town where Arnie will f*ck him up!

But it's been a half hour. This should have been set up in the first 10 minutes.

[honeykid]

Is the villain's name -- a dude -- GABRIELLE?
It'll be Gabriel.

[JayDee]

But it's been a half hour. This should have been set up in the first 10 minutes.

I'll admit it's pushing it a little.

[Sexy Celebrity]

These cops are dreadfully dull.

It needs more Arnold and Johnny -- like the damn poster promised!

[JayDee]

Who are these guys?

Damn it's a massacre!

[Sexy Celebrity]

It'll be Gabriel.

I thought I heard Gabrielle, unless it's my sound problem.

It could be Gabrielle.

[honeykid]

No one can be cool or tough wearing driving gloves.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Depressing. What's so great about watching a bunch of unknown cops be murdered?

[Sexy Celebrity]

And the villain absolutely sucks. He's so womanly and what's with his hair?

[JayDee]

"They were here first." Way to pass the buck Guzman!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Who died in the closet?

[honeykid]

So the copter pilot couldn't tell anyone he was a good mile away?

[honeykid]

Who died in the closet?
It's where they've put the body of the guy on the tractor.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Show me the body."

[JayDee]

Damn she's in on it?!

[Sexy Celebrity]

OMG. Arnold's glasses.

[honeykid]

And the villain absolutely sucks. He's so womanly and what's with his hair?

What about his hair?

[JayDee]

Surely the chopper has night vision, infa-red or something?

[honeykid]

In my country the police say gracias after being paid off.

[honeykid]

Surely the chopper has night vision, infa-red or something?
It's unlikely. They might have heat sensitive cameras, but I don't know if they'd have infa red.

[Sexy Celebrity]

What about his hair?

It's like... a different color in front. I don't know if that's gray or dyed that way.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Arnold should not be prancing around with a flashlight, acting all detective-like. He should be kicking ass.

[honeykid]

Arnie's doing detective work.

[Sexy Celebrity]

JayDee, if I'm not giving you rep, I'll give it later.

I noticed you're not giving me any.

[JayDee]

It's unlikely. They might have heat sensitive cameras, but I don't know if they'd have infa red.

I'm just going on those cops shows that pop up on C5, Dave, ITV4 etc all the time where guys ditch their cars and run into the woods, thinking they're safe. But the helicopter above them can see them just fine

[Sexy Celebrity]

Arnold needs something on his t-shirt. It's too all white.

[JayDee]

JayDee, if I'm not giving you rep, I'll give it later.

I noticed you're not giving me any.

Sorry Sexy. My first time and all, still just trying to get the hang of everything and keep up

[Sexy Celebrity]

Can you imagine having Arnold Schwarzenegger on your walkie talkie, talking to you?

[honeykid]

Oh, dear. Dead coppers coming up?

[JayDee]

Damn this is a pretty big operation these guys have got going. I don't fancy Jerry's chances

[honeykid]

Was she taught to aim by stormtroopers?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I was about to say -- I knew that male cop would die. And he did.

The female cop will live -- 'cause they always let the women live -- oh wait, the male cop is still alive.... he'll bleed out.

[JayDee]

Ok here we go!!! It took a while but Arnie is finally kicking some ass!!!

[honeykid]

Can you imagine having Arnold Schwarzenegger on your walkie talkie, talking to you?
That's not Arnie. That's her boss, Ray.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Or he'll just keep getting shot.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's not Arnie. That's her boss, Ray.

I heard Arnold on the walkie talkie. I think I know Arnold's voice.

[honeykid]

It's lucky that cars are bulletproof in films, isn't it? :D

[honeykid]

I heard Arnold on the walkie talkie. I think I know Arnold's voice.
My point was that's not Arnie to her, it's Ray.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Over 45 minutes and I only saw Knoxville for, like, three minutes.

[JayDee]

Oh no. They didn't make it in time, poor Jerry's gone.

[honeykid]

That guy with the rocket launcher is a worse shot than she was.

[Sexy Celebrity]

My point was that's not Arnie to her, it's Ray.

And my point was Arnold on a walkie talkie, no matter what name he takes in a movie.

[honeykid]

Over 45 minutes and I only saw Knoxville for, like, three minutes.
He'll be there when they get back to town. They need his weapons museum.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I told ya Jerry would bleed out.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He'll be there when they get back to town. They need his weapons museum.

Yeah, well I needed him in the movie full time.

The poster makes it look like an Arnold and Johnny Knoxville buddy movie. It's not.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'd be going nuts if I went to see this at the movies.

[honeykid]

Yeah, well I needed him in the movie full time.

The poster makes it look like an Arnold and Johnny Knoxville buddy movie. It's not.
I could've told you that. No one wants to see Johnny Knoxville... Well, no one but you and, maybe, his mum.

[JayDee]

This guy (dude in prison) will be the badass hero of the piece. LikeNapoleon Wilson in Assault on Precinct 13

[Sexy Celebrity]

Lady, shut up about Jerry. Stop crying. Nobody cares about him. GIVE US ARNOLD AND JOHNNY!

[honeykid]

What did the prisoner do? Is he ex-forces or something? They'll need him when the bad guys show up

[JayDee]

I like Arnie getting bitchy with Whitaker

[Sexy Celebrity]

I could've told you that. No one wants to see Johnny Knoxville... Well, no one but you and, maybe, his mum.

Johnny's on the freakin' poster.

He should be in the movie FOR THE MAJORITY OF THE TIME.

Otherwise, the poster is a lie. A manipulation.

[JayDee]

I could've told you that. No one wants to see Johnny Knoxville... Well, no one but you and, maybe, his mum.

I want to see Johnny Knoxville. :)

[Sexy Celebrity]

With direct-to-video movies, it's okay to manipulate. But not with movies that get a theatrical run.

[honeykid]

When he said "how far is the SWAT team" it sounded very much like "get to the choppa!" :D

[JayDee]

I was just about to go and get a glass of milk as well but if Death is there I'll just leave it

[Sexy Celebrity]

HA! This movie only made 12 million in the states in theaters. No surprise.

[honeykid]

Johnny's on the freakin' poster.

He should be in the movie FOR THE MAJORITY OF THE TIME.

Otherwise, the poster is a lie. A manipulation.
Wow. That's never happened. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Doesn't happen much over here. That truly is a major manipulation.

[honeykid]

Well, that was stupid.

[JayDee]

My first commentary and all I actually did some homework to prepare. :D

So as a little bit of trivia Liam Neeson was orignally offered the role that Arnie eventually took. No surprise seeing as Neeson seems to be in jsut about every action film post-Taken.

[honeykid]

Are we still mourning Jerry? If this was Neighbours they'd be over it by now. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I bet the fat hispanic cop in the cowboy hat dies, too.

[JayDee]

Man Forest Whitaker's career really didn't get an Oscar boost did it? Sometimes it really launches an actor but sometimes it just goes nowhere. Since he won for Last King of Scotland I honestly can't think of a single movie he's made; certainly not one that's been either critically or financially successful. He even tried out TV with that Criminal Minds spin-off but it only lasted like 13 episodes before it was cancelled.

[honeykid]

No way Luis Guzman is dying in this.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Forest Whitaker has that eye problem. That's why.

[honeykid]

Ah, the prisoner used to be a good shot.

[JayDee]

Oh wait The Butler last year. Forgot that one.

[honeykid]

Looks like Forest has fallen in.

[Sexy Celebrity]

No way Luis Guzman is dying in this.

He lives, but he gets wounded and taken to a hospital. I checked Wiki.

SPOILER!

[JayDee]

Johnny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

They should all cremate Jerry and smoke his ashes in a scene just to celebrate him even more.

[JayDee]

Ho boy! That should come in handy. Gotta love a Nazi killer

[Sexy Celebrity]

An hour later, Knoxville returns. With a teddy bear.

[JayDee]

Film Trivia Snippet - In the scene where the Sheriff and his newly deputized force are arming up Luis Guzman can be seen with a mace and chain stuck in his belt and a sword. The sword is the same design as the one Arnold used in Conan the Barbarian.

[Sexy Celebrity]

All his guns have female names.

The biggest one is named VICKY. Miss Vicky.

[honeykid]

I think you're about a minute ahead of us.

[honeykid]

MONTAGE!!!!

[honeykid]

I don't know if you know this, but even Rocky had a montage. :D

[JayDee]

Bunch of ornery customers in the diner, not listening to Arnie's warning

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Do you have stupid names for all your *****?!"

[honeykid]

You have stupid names for all your ****

Only the **** I love

[JayDee]

Johnny cutting a telephone pole. This isn't going to end well!

[JayDee]

Well it almost worked Johnny, bad luck

[honeykid]

Sounded like her said they're gonna wander civilians. :D

[JayDee]

Oh don't tell me Johnny died just 2 seconds after returning?!!

[honeykid]

I like this scene in the diner. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Those cheddar omelette breakfastses.

[JayDee]

No he's ok!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh don't tell me Johnny died just 2 seconds after returning?!!

I was gonna say -- I bet Johnny even dies!

[JayDee]

I like this scene in the diner. :D

Yeah I liked it. Just a bunch of tough small town fellas who arne't going to be told what to do

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah I liked it. Just a bunch of tough small town fellas who arne't going to be told what to do

And I hope they all get killed.

[JayDee]

It's taken a while but I think business is finally just about to pick up. We're all set for a good old shootout

[Sexy Celebrity]

Knoxville's climbing a pole.

[honeykid]

Arnie's even more like Clint now. He's seen it all and had enough and moved away for a quiet life.

[honeykid]

Knoxville's climbing a pole.
Sounds like a club you'd like to visit. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Be my SPOT TER."

[JayDee]

"Look at that ass."

Good eye fella! :up:

[honeykid]

He needs her to be his Sparta? What is this? 300?

[JayDee]

"Look at that squirrel in the big motherf*cker hat!"

For some reason I found that very entertaining. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh my god... there's still... THERE'S STILL ANOTHER FORTY MINUTES!

[JayDee]

Guzman going old school with the tommy gun.

[JayDee]

Oh my god... there's still... THERE'S STILL ANOTHER FORTY MINUTES!

Plenty of time for Johnny!

[honeykid]

Oh my god... there's still... THERE'S STILL ANOTHER FORTY MINUTES!
Yeah, but it's the 40 minutes you want.

[JayDee]

To further heighten the Clint comparison the school bus is making it feel rather like The Gauntlet.

[JayDee]

Welcome to Sommerton!

[honeykid]

WOAH

[Sexy Celebrity]

You know, when you study history -- all the wars and violence that went on -- it looks really frightening. Like you're glad you weren't around back then to be there for it.

But the weapons we have today... it makes living today look more frightening.

[honeykid]

Love the squelch noise as he ran the bloke over in the bus., :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

The wheels on Arnold Schwarzenegger and Johnny Knoxville's bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. The wheels on Arnold Schwarzenegger and Johnny Knoxville's bus go round and round... all through the small town.

[honeykid]

Welcome to Sommerton.

[honeykid]

The Mayor's car still hasn't been trashed. You know it's coming, though

[Sexy Celebrity]

The people in the diner aren't scared out of their mind???

[honeykid]

How are you sheriff?

Old.

Nah, you've got a ways to go yet.

[Sexy Celebrity]

THEY WEREN'T EVEN HIDING!

[Sexy Celebrity]

In real life, no way Johnny Knoxville could defeat all of these guys.

DID ARNOLD JUST DIE?!

[honeykid]

LOL at the head shot as he falls.

[honeykid]

Ah, bulletproof drywall.:D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is he dead?! I sort of missed it.

[honeykid]

DID ARNOLD JUST DIE?!
Of course not.

[honeykid]

COWBELL!!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh no, he's not dead.

[JayDee]

Sorry I disappeared for a few minutes there guys. Internet connection crapped out on me temporarily.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is Knoxville dead?!

[honeykid]

Love the old woman and Arnie.

"Obliged."

[Sexy Celebrity]

This movie is ridiculous.

[honeykid]

Is Knoxville dead?!
No.

[JayDee]

Anyway a few bits I missed -

Woah! Johnny just blew some guy up. In the words of The Weather Girls, it's raining men. Or 'man' at least. :p

You go granny! She was awesome. I want her to get her own spin-off.

Oh and the headshot as they fell was great

[honeykid]

Sorry I disappeared for a few minutes there guys. Internet connection crapped out on me temporarily.
Did you pause? If you did, you should be about where we are.

[JayDee]

Uh-oh I think the FBI traitor is in a bad place

[honeykid]

So firing a gun in an enclosed space doesn't affect his hearing, but a bullet clipping his ear ****s him up?

[Sexy Celebrity]

This movie makes me wanna go back to school and have Arnold Schwarzenegger for a bus driver.

[honeykid]

He left it a bit late to check in, didn't he?

[honeykid]

Wow. She's really stupid.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Wow. She's really stupid.

She's not stupid. She's working him.

[honeykid]

LOL.... Death Race 2000 is less ridiculous than this.

[honeykid]

CORN!

[JayDee]

This chase/game of cat and mouse in the corn field is quite fun. It's like the scene in Wrath of Khan where they're both trying to figure out where the other one is.

Oh and I think Arnie now has a convertible

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's not dead, is she? The woman thrown from the car?

[JayDee]

This movie makes me wanna go back to school and have Arnold Schwarzenegger for a bus driver.

Arnie as your school bus driver as in this movie or as your teacher as in Kindergarten Cop? Which would you choose?

[JayDee]

"You make us immigrants look bad." Damn the film is now getting deep into politics with us. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Arnie as your school bus driver as in this movie or as your teacher as in Kindergarten Cop? Which would you choose?

School bus driver. If he's a teacher, you only have him for one year. If he's a bus driver, he could be your driver for several years. Plus there's something to look forward to in the mornings and at the end of the day.

[honeykid]

If you get a God shot, they've written this film is stupid in the cornfield. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Imagine if Arnold really was a bus driver. If he never became famous, but he was your bus driver. It would be awesome. Think of all the fun rides.