Do Hippo's Glow in the Dark ?

[MyRobotSuit]

Firstly, don't let the title fool you. This is a serious thread, or is it?

Many films try to evoke some sense of reality in 'unreal' situations. Take E.T for example, a normal homely environment evokes reality because of personal experience toward the environment. This is made 'unreal' by the fact an alien, mr E.T comes down and is taken home by kids.

Anyway.....

A game using your imagination. I start story and you carry it on in any way you want. You don't have to remember any details, names etc 'cause it doesn't matter.


It's an excuse to get some response out of everyone. Having fun is a great way to express yourself. I'm bored. I'm so bored. Nobody is posting anything. I'll add to this myself if only to make keypressing sounds.

the beginnning

Mel Gibson is enjoying a sunday roast in a grotty hotel. A knock at the door, and suddenly Mel answers to Willow carrying an egg. :(

[Nikki]

Willow looks up and there is Mel at the door with Sharon Stone standing behind him holding an ice pick..........Sharon grins and says.......come on in........

[MyRobotSuit]

Willow fearfull for his ice throws a bemused hamster at sharon stone and knocks the pick out of her hand......

[Nikki]

Arnold Schwarzenegger pushes past Mel and turns to Sharon and says......."I'll be back........."
as he turns...........Willow sees the pick wound in Arnie's back and throws the egg at Arnies head in a mad panic......

[MyRobotSuit]

The egg breaks open and a small hippo jumps out and eats willow whole.....

[Nikki]

Steve Irwin rushes in and grabs the hippo and wrestles it to the floor....................

[MyRobotSuit]

As Mel Gibson stands there frozen in the midst of all the action, he remembers what his wife said at her death. Suddenly Mel aware of what he now must do breaks sharon stones arm off and knocks Steve Irwin out.

[n7of9]

So there stands Mel, trying to catch his breath, with Arnie standing nearby nursing his bleeding back and smelling of egg. He says to Arnie "This reminds me of the time when my dead wife, Susan Sarandon, was cooking breakfast at our beachhouse by the lake, and she slipped and cut her arm and the egg broke on her. I miss her so much Arnie....you remind me of her, the way she smelled, the pool of blood collecting at her feet".....


p.s...beachhouse by the lake - i meant that one :D

[MyRobotSuit]

Two years later....

Arnie and Mel are married and have adopted the hippo which is now full size. They call the hippo 'conan'. On a trip to Blockbuster they come across a gang of youths claiming to be ' Harry Potter's descendants'......

[LordSlaytan]

.....When all of a sudden Bob Newhart wakes up to find Suzzane Plechett in the bed with him. She asks what's the matter and he replies....

[n7of9]

he replies "I was just thinking about that baby hippo i lost 2 years ago, Gee I hope the little bugger made it"

[The Silver Bullet]

"Forget the hippo", she says, and goes down on him mouthing gently, seductively, playfully at his swelling manhood...











...what?

[LordSlaytan]

HOLY CRAP!!! So much for the kiddies. :rolleyes:

---that's when Bob Newhart slaps her upside the head, grabs her by the hair, and beats her unmercifully. Screaming, "This is a family show idiot! Sex bad, violence good!" The body is never found, now Newhart can---

[The Silver Bullet]

...jerk off while looking in the mirror and thinking of his hippo. Who is now engaging in bare knuckle boxing matches under the alias name of Kimmy Jimmy Jo Jo and pimping off sixteen year old girls from the local area schools and dairy farms...

[MyRobotSuit]

At the point of total excitement (:yup: ) Bob begins to float around the room. Now Bob convinced he has a super power flys through the window and decides to find conan & kimmy Jimmy Jo Jo who are the same person......

[The Silver Bullet]

The same hippo.

:rolleyes:

[MyRobotSuit]

Flashback!! Silver, reading so much about the lonely hippo, falls in love with 'him' and gets married. The hippo is seen as a legal citizen and therefore now a person.

Hippo Love!

[Nikki]

In walks Pamela Anderson wearing just her thigh high boots and holding a video camera.........................

[MyRobotSuit]

Silver gives a cheeky grin to Pam and licks his lips. Conan the hippo gets jealous and attempts to gain Silver's 'attention'.

:love:

[The Silver Bullet]

Silver is a prostitute from the Bronx. Her real name is Famke. Her sexual attractive to Kimmy Jimmy Jo Jo the hippo results in a failed romance. He acidentally pees in her and nine months later MinionTV [which isn't a real name, but both parents are so whacked out on cocaine, and the child himself so braindead. that no one much complains] is born. Millions mourn.

[Nikki]

Mrs Doubtfire the nanny........races in and rescues miniontv.........She rushes him to Dr Frankenfurter where he places miniontv on the slab.....and performs a brain transplant........hahaha........Dr Frankenfurter accidently gives miniontv the DNA copy of Steven Spielberg brain......................

Mrs Doubtfire races miniontv back to the scene...........where he begins to direct E.T 2..........starring silver as E.T and Pamela Anderson as ET mother............

But in walks....................Drew Barrymore............SCREAMING and stamping her feet............."where is my part"............

[MyRobotSuit]

Silver shouts 'Go Home' in that familiar alien voice. Drew furious at this kicks silver in the head and stuffs a hamster down his throat, choking him to death.

[Nikki]

In runs........Kid Rock and sees Pamela standing there in her thigh high boots.........ooooooooohh...he thinks.......

He throws her to the floor and throws himself on top of her.......
Miniontv stops filming ET and starts to film.............Pamela and Kid Rock Part 1......................AN OSCAR AWARD WINNING PRESENTATION.................

[MyRobotSuit]

But something is wrong.....Kid Rock's face starts to peel off to reveal that he is actually Mel Gibson!

Pam in horror takes a spoon from her back pocket (she has pockets on her thighs) and pops out Mel's eyes......

[The Silver Bullet]

Drew furious at this kicks silver in the head and stuffs a hamster down his throat, choking him to death.

The person named Silver in this story was a female prostitute from the Bronx. You can see that the Silver in question was female at the following reference point in the story:

Her real name is Famke.

Oh. You were talking about me!
Oh. Get a life!

:rolleyes:

[MyRobotSuit]

Originally posted by miniontv
Firstly, don't let the title fool you. This is a serious thread, or is it?



You don't have to remember any details, names etc 'cause it doesn't matter.


:(

[The Silver Bullet]

Not remembering names doesn't matter? Of course it matters. You're telling a story that needs to be coherent! Start a new one.

[MyRobotSuit]

Originally posted by miniontv
Two years later....

Arnie and Mel are married and have adopted the hippo which is now full size. They call the hippo 'conan'. On a trip to Blockbuster they come across a gang of youths claiming to be ' Harry Potter's descendants'......

Then.....

Originally posted by LordSlaytan
.....When all of a sudden Bob Newhart wakes up to find Suzzane Plechett in the bed with him. She asks what's the matter and he replies....

This isn't coherent. I'm not complaining.

[MyRobotSuit]

The story at it's cliffhanger.....

Originally posted by miniontv
But something is wrong.....Kid Rock's face starts to peel off to reveal that he is actually Mel Gibson!

Pam in horror takes a spoon from her back pocket (she has pockets on her thighs) and pops out Mel's eyes......

[The Silver Bullet]

It is call a scene change. It happens in films and books and stories [Gasp! Shock! Horror!] all the time and no complains about incoherent storytelling. Carry on, already.

And stop double posting.

[MyRobotSuit]

Oh my god! Stop complaining! It's just a bit of fun as I said. I'm not going to make a film out of it!

Double Posting ? I did it once. Arrest me.

OK......? No? You want to complain more?

well go ahead.

;)

[frutkake]

I second that motion....... with a VENGENCE:mad:

[The Silver Bullet]

Stop complaining!

Says he who loves the sad smiley like it was his mother...

:(

[MyRobotSuit]

So now you are complaining about the use of the sad smilie? I use it to express my emotion at that moment in time. I do use it alot, yes. That's because I'm not happy most of the time like now. :(

I'm not complaining, I'm just a bit depressed and I made this thread to bring some happiness into my life. You, mr Bullet have ruined that joy and that makes me :(

Back to the story then.........please..........?

But something is wrong.....Kid Rock's face starts to peel off to reveal that he is actually Mel Gibson!

Pam in horror takes a spoon from her back pocket (she has pockets on her thighs) and pops out Mel's eyes......

[The Silver Bullet]

Start a new story I say.

[Nikki]

Originally posted by The Silver Bullet
Start a new story I say.

Okay............................

This is to everyone........Please don't use peoples names at mofo...... :) ...........Thank you


Michael Jackson opens the door of Neverland to find Danny De Vito standing there saying.........."HEY!!!...have you seen my twin brother".......................Michael throws his hands in the air and says............"I ain't seen anyones brother and I never touched him"........then .............The Rock comes down the stairs to the door..........he is wearing a cowboy outfit and says to Danny.....

[MyRobotSuit]

" Oh Danny, it is nice to see you ! You must stay for tea. We are having Willow, once Michael has finished playing with him " Danny delves in his pockets....

[Nikki]

The Rock insists that Danny must dress up for dinner...........Danny chooses his outfit and comes down the stairs wearing an yellow polka dot bikini, leather knee high boots, with a matching pink feather boa......

There is a knock at the door...............

[LordSlaytan]

Michael opens the door and welcomes the "surprise" guest. The Rock gasps, "Is he an Angel?" and faints, landing with his head at Danny's feet. Danny says, "I knew you would be there before the night was over you little slut". Michael motions for the guests to gather around and welcome, none other than Haley Joel Osment. Now that Michael is white, it's easy to see that he's blushing. Sweat runs down his face and onto his nose, which promptly runs off like oil. Haley flirtatiously batts his eyes to Michael and mentions that he wants to see Michael's monkey right away. Michael stammers, ".....

[Nikki]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Michael stammers and says.........."My monkey is waiting to see you, he wants you to pat him and you will notice how much bigger he is than last time you saw him"..........
Haley blushes back at Jacko.......
Devito yells....."OK CUT THIS CRAP...WHERE IS THE FOOD...I GOTTA EAT BEFORE I FAINT..!!!!!......"
The Rocks stirs and then wakes........"OMG......is my costume crushed and is my mascara running......he cries"......
Devito yells......"Yeah you oversized baboon...you look like you crushed ya balls as well"
The Rock......stands and peers down at Devito......and says......"you're so insensative at times"
Devito yells back.........."DON'T YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND.....IF I DONT EAT SOON IM GONNA FAINT AND THIS DAMN G-STRING IS GIVING ME HELL..."
In walks the maid, to announce that dinner is served, as it is no other than............

[MyRobotSuit]

Michael's monkey Bubbles McGraw. Standing tall and proud he winks at Haley and receives a cheeky grin from the youngster. Bubbles places a a serving dish onto the table in which willow is gagged and plainly naked. Danny screams "At last I get to have a go at the little fellow! " .............

[Nikki]

Devito stands there with his hands on his hips and shouts.......
"OK YOU GUYS.......I'M GONNA TELL YOU ONCE MORE.........IF I DONT EAT IM GONNA FAINT......SO CLEAR OUT THE WAY"
Devito bites into willow and laughs......HAHAHA......"just cooked to perfection"........he looks at the rock and says........."HEY ROCK...YOU BROKE YOUR NAIL AND YOUR LIPSTICK IS SMUDGED.....HAHAHA"................
The rock runs off to the bathroom...........
Devito looks at Jacko and says......."oooohhhh......Wacko Jacko....the boy scouts are at the door selling candy"...........
Jacko rushes off to the door with haley following......

Devito.......ROTFL....his AO........."HAHAHAHA......one way to get rid of them he laughs....."

Suddenly the maid appears................it's Bette Midler...........

Devito sinks to his knees and says........"Bette Baby....my honeybunny cupcake"..........

[MyRobotSuit]

Now straddling Bubbles, Haley comes back to see Bette bashing Danny to near death with willow's head. Haley dismounts and screams " Mummy, you're back ". Danny looks up in horror "he's mine ?" ......

[Nikki]

Bette bashes danny with willows head screaming......."HOW DARE YOU WEAR MY G-STRING WITHOUT ASKING...THIS IS GONNA COST YOU BOY......"

Devito crawling on the floor.......sobs......Bette Honeybunny cup cake....forgive me PLEASE!!!!!.........

In walks The Rock.....and says........"hey....do you like my long blonde wig......is it me......."

Devito gets up off the floor and yells......."Yeah you look like pamela anderson on steroids having a bad hair day"

In walks Jacko....and......................

[MyRobotSuit]

...totally high off the boy scouts, grabs Danny and begins to meddle with him in front of the disgusted group. Little did Michael know that Danny has been prepared for this moment all his life, and smurks at the thought of Michael finding his chastity belt, but.......

[Aniko]

Bette smacks Danny upside the head....

"Well...what are you waiting for! Dinners' getting cold! Michael...stop playing with your monkey and find a seat."

Rock cozy's up to Bette...." Oooo...a woman with fire~..."

Bette grabs him by the ear and drags him over to the table..."I don't go for blondes...now sit!"

....she rings a bell....

Out pops Loreena Bobbit in a short maid outfit. While she pours out the drinks she notices.....

[r3port3r66]

...Rock's hair, and says " I love a man that's not afraid to change his hair."

The Rock suddenly gets up and rushes past Loreena, slamming the front door behind him. Loreena is surprised and jumps back, landing in Micheal's lap, which causes Bette to spill her drink onto Danny, who falls to the floor, taking the tablecloth and everything on it with him.

"The dinner!" screams Bette, "it's ruined! Who's going to clean up this...this mess?!"

" I will mum," says Loreena hopping out of Michael's lap, "and the dinner isn't entirely ruined. We still have our guest of honor."

"Oh yeah, " Bette says, "Where is she then?"

"Why I'm right here miss Midler!" said a voice from the other room. Just then a figure walked through the swinging door and stood in front of the crowd. It was...

[Nikki]

Dr Evil.....................

Bette rushes to him and kisses him on each cheek.........(the ones on his face!!!!)...............then she sinks to her knees and grabs his hand and kisses it and says................"We are so honoured to have you tonight as our special guest"

"Of course you are".........says Dr Evil............"mini-me is humping the laser so he could not be here"..........

Danny, Jacko and The Rock look at him in awe..............
Danny says to The Rock............."is that Chanel #5 I smell on him"........
"nooooo" says The Rock..........."It's Dior......Poision"
They look at each other in horror and say........."poision!!!!!!!"

Loreena Bobbit smiles and says...........

[MyRobotSuit]

" When I was young, I used to dress like a badger and shout 'Beware of Chuckles, I say Beware of Chuckles' "

While everyone turns to Loreena in sheer disbelief, no one notices Michael's monkey slipping out of his skin to reveal that he is actually Mel Gibson in disguise.

Mel's laser eyes cut Michaels head from his body......