Atheism Automatically Implies A Jam Sandwich

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

I'd like to see some deeply thought-out theories and opinions regarding this plump, fruity sandwich. :licklips:

http://www.cntraveler.com/daily-traveler/2012/11/food-photos-united-states-regional-sandwiches-new-york-chicago-san-francisco-philadelphia/_jcr_content/par/cn_contentwell/par-main/cn_colctrl/par-col2/cn_slideshow/item4.rendition.slideshowWideHorizontal.peanut-butter-huckleberry-jam-sandwich-triple-creek-montana.jpg

[Swan]

This is entirely accurate.

[Monkeypunch]

That looks like a damn fine sandwich. It is something we can all rally around, believers and non.

Viva la Sandwich!

This is my new favorite thread.

[Yoda]

Without theism, there is no peanut butter, though.

[Monkeypunch]

Without theism, there is no peanut butter, though.

Untrue. I have a jar of peanut butter in my cabinet right now, and I am not a strict believer in any sort of higher power. :D

[christine]

Jam butties! brought up on em! but is that peanut butter on em? that was a luxury back then ;)

[Mr Minio]

http://www.cntraveler.com/daily-traveler/2012/11/food-photos-united-states-regional-sandwiches-new-york-chicago-san-francisco-philadelphia/_jcr_content/par/cn_contentwell/par-main/cn_colctrl/par-col2/cn_slideshow/item4.rendition.slideshowWideHorizontal.peanut-butter-huckleberry-jam-sandwich-triple-creek-montana.jpg

http://i1283.photobucket.com/albums/a556/loezzzje27/lip_licker_zps6cec6a69.gif

[TONGO]

Atheism implies the sandwich should be bitten into peanut butter up - jam side down, because it displays free thinking. Whereas a person with a belief system thats been in place for thousands of years has a necessary foundation laid out before them showing peanut butter down - jam up is the only way to eat it. Then theres pagan/hedonists. Hedonist devours said sandwich upside down, right side up, sideways, or takes it.........aw the hell with it - PB & J FOR LIFE!!

[Yoda]

When I was a kid I ate a lot of peanut butter and honey sandwiches.

The Bible has lots of verses talking about honey.

COINCIDENCE?

[Powdered Water]

I miss the popover.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KOhzM0YKpjs/S6-tlazHNNI/AAAAAAAACCY/l0gxKxXhaTo/s1600/Food_1565.JPG

Does anyone still make these?

[Yoda]

Does anyone still make these?
Satanists.

[Powdered Water]

Satanists aren't even real. That's fantasy land. Fantasy Island if you will.

[Powdered Water]

I was in job corp at 16 and I bunked in a dorm with a kid who said he was a Statanist. :laugh: He said he could control peoples minds.

[Yoda]

The greatest trick Satanists ever pulled is convincing the world they didn't exist.

[Powdered Water]

"I mean, like, Orca fat?"

[Mesmerized]

The greatest trick Satanists ever pulled is convincing the world they didn't exist.


And that God is a liar.


Did God really say not to eat from any of the trees in the garden?

[Mesmerized]

Satanists aren't even real. That's fantasy land. Fantasy Island if you will.


Oh, they're very real.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeDtI-AHp9U

[Deadite]

Jam and butter is the one true path.

[linespalsy]

I'm agnostic on this whole issue, prefer just Peanut Butter but it's gotta be open-face.

[Mesmerized]

Butterbrot

[wintertriangles]

I like peanut butter on one slice, mustard on the other, and then ham and swiss and salami between. Everything thinks it sounds terrible but that's because you atheists have never tried it.

[Yoda]

It does sound terrible, but then, every time I ask for mayo on my meatball sub at Subway the people there think I sound crazy, so I'll refrain from judging.

[christine]

I miss the popover.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KOhzM0YKpjs/S6-tlazHNNI/AAAAAAAACCY/l0gxKxXhaTo/s1600/Food_1565.JPG

Does anyone still make these?

that looks like yorkshire pudding with sugar!

[christine]

Jam and butter is the one true path.

aha a fellow fundamentalist

[Godoggo]

I like my peanut butter sandwiches peanut butter first (the crunchy kind) then strawberry jam on one side and apple butter on the other. I do not know what this says about me.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

I like my peanut butter sandwiches peanut butter first (the crunchy kind) then strawberry jam on one side and apple butter on the other. I do not know what this says about me.

Definitely an aggressive atheist!

[Powdered Water]

I can go either way on peanut butter. Crunchy or creamy. I'm good either way. The brand on the other hand will always be Adams and only Adams peanut butter.

[wintertriangles]

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/01/017f4a1c8b4461e68d5fe14290c7058b06d66e1d4381ed678c1d5f5f0b4801e6.jpg

[Powdered Water]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m81suvR3Dl1qapkmyo1_500.jpg

[Powdered Water]

http://rlv.zcache.com/pb_j_peanut_butter_and_jesus_shirts-rd5e6b20f034e4c76ab8db201b8b6c771_8nhma_512.jpg

[Powdered Water]

http://treasure.diylol.com/uploads/post/image/424011/resized_jesus-says-meme-generator-jesus-says-grape-jam-creamy-peanutbutter-776fb7.jpg

[Mesmerized]

Speaking of food. Here is a scene from Jesus of Nazareth where Jesus feeds the 5,000 ...




and St. Mary Magdalene feels the pangs of guilt because of her profession.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E1A4pLtFDY

[wintertriangles]

Bu-bu-bu-bubu-bu-bu-bu-BUZZKILL

[Mesmerized]

Jesus heals a cripple


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV_RC8N4DV8

[Frightened Inmate No. 2]

this has been a Mesmerized Post™

[christine]

........and St. Mary Magdalene feels the pangs of guilt because of her profession.

Oh come on hang on a minute....

no you know what - I can't be arsed. Talking about sarnies is much more interesting.

Favourite? In Liverpool when I was a kid we had bread and butter with every meal, filled us up I suppose , so we'd make butties out of everything but chip butties now you're talking , oh and fish finger butties....awesome !

[wintertriangles]

I'd like to add to the record that I've had Pb&J consistently for lunches from ages (teeth) to now

[Hit Girl]

Jesus heals a cripple



A leper?

http://images.quizilla.com/P/palingrrrl/1084073718_ntsxleper1.jpg



Keep your jam and your peanut paste (butter), Nutella is the food of the gods (plural).

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTgL8P3gaHsQUpoUCMKKWwFzuYYH6gRfDFb9_fcPcEEWWdovrlp