These Movies are hilarious, cheesy, awesome, or all three

[Nostromo87]

Mofos, come one come all, and add your own. this isn't a one-man thread

and if you so choose, you may enjoy these as much as the most profound soul-cleansing arthouse tour de force chef d'oeuvre masterwork!!

[Nostromo87]

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Pathetic earthlings. hurling your bodies out into the void,
without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here
if you had known anything about the true nature of the universe, anything at all,
you would've hidden from it in terror

Flash Gordon
(Mike Hodges, 1980)

a football player and his friends travel to the planet Mongo
and find themselves fighting the tyranny of Ming the Merciless to save earth

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080745/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

http://23.media.tumblr.com/hzcpHGYzFp78noorY3kpsfJwo1_500.gif

Gordon's alive?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km4u-8dcKJk

[Nostromo87]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llaj89HCGG1qclvq3.gif

Hao! Dai ye! We have won again! This is good, but what is best in life?
The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair
WRONG! Conan! What is best in life?
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women

Conan the Barbarian
(John Milius, 1982)

a vengeful barbarian warrior sets off to avenge his tribe and his parents
whom were slain by an evil sorcerer and his warriors when he was a boy

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082198/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2

http://media.giphy.com/media/aF8nZCmUEgmBO/giphy.gif

Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Aryas,
there was an age undreamed of... Let me tell you of the days of high adventure

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHfE682mm3c

[Nostromo87]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me9pmmWMT61qzwi58o1_500.gif

greetings, starfighter. you have been recruited by the Star League
to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-dan Armada

the Last Starfighter
(Nick Castle, 1984)

a video-gaming boy, seemingly doomed to stay at his trailer park home all his life,
finds himself recruited as a gunner for an alien defense force

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087597/?ref_=nv_sr_1

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18s3mzz317qoxjpg/original.jpg

victory or death!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdk2hOnuFhk

[Nostromo87]

http://media.giphy.com/media/YCx4BIPGzlbMI/giphy.gif

you're about to embark on a secret mission.
You have been chosen to defend the realm of earth
in a tournament called

Mortal Kombat
(Paul W.S. Anderson, 1995)

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n617/frankog10/raiden_01_zps7c192fcf.jpg

three unknowing martial artists are summoned to a mysterious island
to compete in a tournament whose outcome will decide the fate of the world

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113855/?ref_=nv_sr_1

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7htwuuYrH1qaex5co6_500.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n617/frankog10/goro_01_zps7e916371.jpg

[windsoc]

My first nomination:

Mega Sharks VS Giant Octopus

Plot: The California coast is terrorized by two enormous prehistoric sea creatures as they battle each other for supremacy of the sea.

Trailer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7ck5mcd1o

Stills that make this film great:

http://whatculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/mega-shark-vs-giant-octopus-image-review.jpg

http://bhorrorblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/msvgo_oilrig.jpg

http://deathensemble.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Lego-Shark-vs.-Pliant-Octopus.jpg

[Mr Minio]

Miami Connection (1987)

http://hardtickettohomevideo.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/miami-connection-mustache-beach.gif
http://24.media.tumblr.com/02b915d526744e6944c6b5716fbb3a47/tumblr_mf7vvgXtQp1qz5d8go1_500.gif
http://i.imgur.com/QUiS2.gif/img%5D
http://24.media.tumblr.com/b382a27b6a9890e17eed123ca6294dc2/tumblr_mr1e4wjUGH1re247jo1_400.gif
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqwntLBY9tA

[Mr Minio]

The Room (2003)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltfs88nHdz1qg39ewo1_500.gif
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_megxu99K4x1ry10fwo1_500.gif
http://static4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130923031348/degrassi/images/0/0d/The_Room1.gif
http://blogs.pop.com.br/cinema/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/doggy.gif
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyhaqfRmvD1qgcra2o1_500.gif

[Mr Minio]

Toxic Avenger (1984)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/fcf1533c1c6d6551d6815821f53ff0e9/tumblr_modg6u746D1r04g55o1_400.gif
http://movieboozer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/toxic-avenger-2.gif
http://24.media.tumblr.com/3afcb53bd3fd298fe119a1e5ac71a8ba/tumblr_miqx8rEuRs1qa3ut6o1_500.gif
http://24.media.tumblr.com/a4144f3d0d30189d836aced83c06c535/tumblr_mg4ewe65wY1qffhzzo1_500.gif
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhkyscM1aQ1qhrcvmo1_500.gif

[mark f]

Why the hell is Conan the Barbarian here? :) Well, it IS awesome.

[Mr Minio]

Vampire's Kiss (1988)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8lm51iPCm1qg39ewo1_500.gif
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3vjzlHtYF1r4etbjo1_r2_500.gif
http://www.underthegunreview.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/tumblr_lx3kbt0D7A1qeyxnyo1_500.gif
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-riJx6h92U90/TflDTKeUw_I/AAAAAAAACB4/YBCKwCfsPsU/s640/tumblr_li7oql0DJt1qgsff2o1_500.gif
http://www.nicolas-cage.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/VampiresKissGif.gif
http://i.minus.com/igvlrKoF7Rrge.gif
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma8j5ddkNU1rgwlo4o1_400.gif

[Nostromo87]

http://media.giphy.com/media/8sBL1OobSywPS/giphy.gif

in thirty seconds you'll be dead,
& i'll blow this place up and be home in time for corn flakes

Total Recall
(Paul Verhoeven, 1990)

when a man goes for virtual vacation memories of the planet Mars,
an unexpected and harrowing series of events forces him to go to the planet for real, or does he?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100802/?ref_=nv_sr_2

http://stwww.geekexchange.com/wp-content/uploads/tumblr_m7hl7mSt1z1r1k874o1_500.gif

now, this is the plan. get your ass to Mars

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1-wUV0-_JY

[mark f]

See comments on Conan the Barbarian. :)

[Nostromo87]

http://media.giphy.com/media/2fCcFWsOrdFKM/giphy.gif
http://media.giphy.com/media/tRDhezEiqraV2/giphy.gif

i don't get this this at all, i thought Lo Pan-
Shut up, mr Burton! you are not brought upon this world to get it!

Big Trouble in Little China
(John Carpenter, 1986)

an All-American trucker gets dragged into a centuries-old mystical battle in Chinatown

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090728/?ref_=nv_sr_1

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/182/f/9/big_trouble_in_little_china_by_wwwcine-d6bicem.gif

won't solve anything, Dave. too many people around here have been droppin' like flies already
and where's that gettin us, huh? nowhere. fast

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKVLxKabf0w

[cricket]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4a/Tuff_Turf_Movie_Poster.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/23/Frankenhooker.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6f/Beerfest_poster.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8c/The-New-Kids-Poster.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a3/Streettrash.jpg

[The Gunslinger45]

Well it is cheesy, hilarious(ly bad adaptation), stupid, cliche, but I find it awesome. It is also my biggest guilty pleasure.

http://image.blingee.com/images19/content/output/000/000/000/7c4/802917100_1820824.gif?4

http://www.flickfilosopher.com/wptest/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/rockages1.gif

http://31.media.tumblr.com/eb140a53e88d5a1350b9bf6cfd6e7d7e/tumblr_mf2joorsdP1rs3jkco1_500.gif

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http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb4utqD3KI1qbc06uo1_500.gif

[Nostromo87]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6f/Beerfest_poster.jpg


Beerfest cracks me up, this was the first scene that popped into my head when i read your post

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEhdE8UiTkk

[honeykid]

WTF is Total Recall doing on this list? That's genuinely great. Unless, of course, you just mean it's awesome. :confused:

[The Gunslinger45]

Also...

http://cdn.fulltv.com.ar/images/peliculas/poultrygeist-night-of-the-chicken-dead.jpg

http://tromateamvideo.com/toxiemyspace.gif

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gkyAZji2b8Y/T1zOEpIZfaI/AAAAAAAADBA/Q_bHpqTDPPw/s300/POULTRYGEIST-NIGHT-OF-THE-CHICKEN-DEAD-fat-ass-cult-movies-download.gif

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-A9CjQISJ18U/T1zOOi-jN8I/AAAAAAAADBI/-GZ6unAGsv8/s320/POULTRYGEIST-NIGHT-OF-THE-CHICKEN-DEAD-zombies-cult-movies-download.gif

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http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/4508718/wet-t-shirt-contest-o.gif

[Cobpyth]

http://stwww.geekexchange.com/wp-content/uploads/tumblr_m7hl7mSt1z1r1k874o1_500.gif


http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/tumblr_myraue8gjs1to9a31o1_500.gif

Thanks for reminding me that I still HAVE to see this film. Sharon Stone was a pure godess in the '80s and the '90s.

[The Rodent]

TerrorVision

1986

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/96/TerrorVisionPoster.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUD0jgnoS-8

[Nostromo87]

WTF is Total Recall doing on this list? That's genuinely great. Unless, of course, you just mean it's awesome. :confused:

there is some definite hilarity and cheese (of the awesome variety) riddled throughout Total Recall... in the dialogue, the plot, etc. certainly not an intended insult to put Total Recall in this thread, at all

http://www.relevantmagazine.com/sites/default/files/styles/node_thumbnail/public/field/thumbnail/Total_Recall_SQ.jpg?itok=NufjBj7N
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1FS_vKJl8U

http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/total-recall-arnold-lady-face.gif

[BlueLion]

Cobra (1986)

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhau7wYCfj1qbah8ko1_500.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqpuz4yonZ1r085xlo1_500.gif

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mayjtohXzl1qip5ndo1_500.gif
Cutting the pizza with scissors with his gloves and sunglasses on, how badass is that


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4CCg4dYe0A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8rKOZsTaj4
The soundtrack makes the Drive soundtrack seem pretty lame in comparison



I love it to bits.