Mallory
02-12-14, 10:27 PM
American Hustle was barely even a movie, just an elongated sitcom. A bunch of scenes, some quirky, some 'serious,' built around aphorisms, slapstick and a flimsy plot.
A shocker. Totally derivative - again, Goodfellas/Casino/Wolf .. but with none of the charm. This is what happens when lunatics take over the asylum ie. the actors take over the movie. I like Bale and Cooper, but here, it was like a cockfight - who could outDiNiro Di Niro, like Tweedledee and Tweedledum. Bale either wore a prosthetic or put on weight, maybe from eating the rewrites. Sooo Raging Bull, dude.
Cooper forgot he could speak French and didn't need to do this. Go to Provence, munch on an escargot and have a nap.
And Amy. If everyone's in 70's grunge, why do you look so current?
Her acting was try-hard, small town playhouse, did a better job down-playing in 'Her.' But we're not nominated for that, are we. Btw Never attempt a British accent again, you're only good for 3 words, then back to Santa Monican.
Due to a complete lack of substance, Hustle relied a lot on trying to be funny. Hence the obsession with hair. Toupees are funny, right? Then Cooper perming his hair was er, funny, right? Then every woman had curlers at some stage - boy, that was funny, too. Nothing like follicular humour for the masses, surefire.
Ramshackle, shoddy, incoherent - grifters stinging, re-stinging, re-re-stinging? Don't know, don't care. Perhaps the people responsible for this mess should watch 'The Sting,' and get a few tips on clever, entertaining movie-making.
This film was all about the actors, in self-indulgent full flight.
Now watch 'em all go up and collect oskars ... by default.
A shocker. Totally derivative - again, Goodfellas/Casino/Wolf .. but with none of the charm. This is what happens when lunatics take over the asylum ie. the actors take over the movie. I like Bale and Cooper, but here, it was like a cockfight - who could outDiNiro Di Niro, like Tweedledee and Tweedledum. Bale either wore a prosthetic or put on weight, maybe from eating the rewrites. Sooo Raging Bull, dude.
Cooper forgot he could speak French and didn't need to do this. Go to Provence, munch on an escargot and have a nap.
And Amy. If everyone's in 70's grunge, why do you look so current?
Her acting was try-hard, small town playhouse, did a better job down-playing in 'Her.' But we're not nominated for that, are we. Btw Never attempt a British accent again, you're only good for 3 words, then back to Santa Monican.
Due to a complete lack of substance, Hustle relied a lot on trying to be funny. Hence the obsession with hair. Toupees are funny, right? Then Cooper perming his hair was er, funny, right? Then every woman had curlers at some stage - boy, that was funny, too. Nothing like follicular humour for the masses, surefire.
Ramshackle, shoddy, incoherent - grifters stinging, re-stinging, re-re-stinging? Don't know, don't care. Perhaps the people responsible for this mess should watch 'The Sting,' and get a few tips on clever, entertaining movie-making.
This film was all about the actors, in self-indulgent full flight.
Now watch 'em all go up and collect oskars ... by default.