I need attention too.

[LordSlaytan]

Sorry Holden, I got cold feet since everyone and their Uncle are starting threads like this, thanks to Toose. So since you pointed out that it did exist, I'll restart it. Ask me anything that you want. :yup: But I must warn you people, I have access to all your addresses. :furious:

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay, then what is my address?:goof:

[Jonny Goodboy]

LS, you`ve hit the Sex Lottery my friend...Right now, you can have sex with any Female...

Movie Star.
Movie Star over 50.
TV Actress.
Sports Star.
Singer.
Porn Star.
European Model.
Set of Twins.
Bond Girl.
Cartoon Character......Who would they be?:D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Boy, that would be Sex Bankruptcy for me.

[The Silver Bullet]

Well you can aswer too, Jason. Just answer them as males. Easy. I would be interested in seeing who you would pick...

[LordSlaytan]

Good question Jonny, right up my alley. ;D

Movie Star: Milla Jovovich, only because I think she could tear me apart and that is the way to go. :yup:

Movie Star over 50: Sally Field, i always thought she was a cutie.

TV Actress: Jennifer Aniston, easy.

Sports Star: Tara Lipinski, easier.

Singer: Fionna Apple, easiest. She has an amazing voice, pure talent with song writing, and the most beautiful eyes and lips I have ever seen.

Porn Star: I have no idea. I never watch porno, not because I'm too moral for it, but it bores me.

European Model: Again, I have no idea. I don't follow the fashion industry.

Set of Twins: I've already been scolded for this. Alex, I'll take the Olsen twins for $200. What a couple of hotties they are.

Bond Girl: Denise Richards, it's gotta be her lips. Yum.

Cartoon Character: Tinkerbell. :randy:

[jrs]

Originally posted by Jonny Goodboy
LS, you`ve hit the Sex Lottery my friend...Right now, you can have sex with any Female...

Movie Star.
Movie Star over 50.
TV Actress.
Sports Star.
Singer.
Porn Star.
European Model.
Set of Twins.
Bond Girl.
Cartoon Character......Who would they be?:D


I'll try this if you don't mind :D

1) Halle Barry
2) Sophia Loren
3) Patricia Heaton (Debra Barone on Everyone Loves Raymond)
4) Tara Lapinski
5) Ashanti
6) Jenna Jameson
7) Elle Macpherson
8) One girl I work I with and her twin sister :yup:
9) Halle Barry (Tie w/#1)
10)Jessica Rabbit - no doubt about it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Alright. LordSlayton, do you mind if I borrow your space here? No? Thank you so much. I owe you a present.

The Silver Bullet wants to know....
SC, you`ve hit the Sex Lottery my friend...Right now, you can have sex with any male...

Movie Star.
Movie Star over 50.
TV Actor
Sports Star.
Singer.
Porn Star.
European Model.
Set of Twins.
Bond Guy.
Cartoon Character......Who would they be?:D

Movie Star: Edward Norton? Brad Pitt? David Arquette? NO...... Liev Schreiber. He's got the right voice.

Movie Star Over 50: Kevin Spacey isn't over 50 yet, is he? How about Billy Bob Thorton or John Travolta? Damn, they're not 50 yet. Okay... oh, I know! Burt Reynolds! Now that's pretty damn old. Maybe I'd even do Jack Nicholson, just because he used to be hot and he's got that scary voice.

TV Actor: Hmmm.... Noah Wyle? Mark Paul Gosselaar? Johnny Knoxville? I'd have to all see them in person. Oh, I'd also keep John Edward in mind.

Sports Star: Well, I don't watch sports so I'm not sure... there's a really mean, homophobic baseball player that I've heard of....
can't remember the name. Oh, I don't know. Take me into a locker room and I'll pick. It'll probably have to be a football or baseball player.

Singer: Again, must have a good voice.... maybe Bruce Springsteen. He seems kinda kinky. Afterall, he has tempted me by showing a closeup of his butt on that "Born in the USA" album.
EDIT: Another option... EMINEM.

Porn Star: Either Victor Racek... Hans Weston.... or Julian Rios.

European Model: ? Model? I have a fondness for young British actor Scott Neal. Will he do?

Set of Twins: I only know of one famous set of male twins, the Brewer Twins, and I think they're ugly. So I don't know... show me a catalog.

Bond Guy: Sean Connery

Cartoon Character: Beats the hell out of me... one of Tom of Finland's cartoon characters, probably. But, you probably don't know who he is.

[LordSlaytan]

Okay, but you could always throw a couple of questions my way guys. ;D

[Sexy Celebrity]

You could throw some questions into my thread (Celebrity Profile) too! ;)

[LordSlaytan]

You have one? I din't see it.

[r3port3r66]

Okay Slay, here are some for you my friend...

1) Knowing you had a 50 percent chance of winning and would be paid 10 times the amount of your bet if you won, what fraction of what you now own would you be willing to wager?

2) What are your most compulsive habits? Do you regularly struggle to break these habits?

3) You are offered $1,000,000 for the following act: Before you are ten pistols--only one of which is loaded. You must pick up one of the pistols, point it at your forehead, and pull the trigger. If you can walk away, you do so a millionaire. Do you accept the risk?

4) If you could wake up tommorow having gained one ability or quality, what would it be?

5)You have the chance to meet someone with whom you can have the most satisfying love imaginable--the stuff of dreams. Sadly, you know that in 6 months the person will die. Knowing the pain that would follow, would you still want to meet the person and fall in love? What if you knew your lover would not die, but instead would betray you?

[Caitlyn]

You always ask everyone else such great questions that I’m not too sure what to ask but I’ll give it a shot…


What is the single most important thing you hope your children learn from you?

If you could meet any person, past or present, who would it be and why?

If you had the power to change one event in history, what would it be and why?

Besides your children, what makes you smile?

What can make you mad faster than anything else?

If you had to ability to cure one disease, which one would it be?

If someone was standing on the street corner with a map in their hand looking very confused, would you ask them if you could help them?

If you witnessed a robbery but also saw someone try to help the victim and the police mistakenly arrested the person who tried to help, what would you do?

[r3port3r66]

Here Slay, I asked these of Jrs & SexyCeleb, and thought you might like a crack at them too:

1) Have you had satisfying sex within the last three months?

2)If you went to a beach and it turned out to be a nude beach, would you stay and go swimming? Would you swim nude, dude?

3)Would it disturb you much if, upon your death, your body were simply thrown into the woods to rot? Why?

4) If you knew your child would be severly retarded and would die by the age of 5, would you decide to have an abortion (or okay it)?

5)If you began to be very attracted to someone of another race, how would your behavior differ from what it would be toward someone of your own race?

[Aniko]

Great questions everyone! LordSlaytan...I hope this isn't a cop out...but I'd love for you to answer your own questions, since they were so great.

1.) If you found out that a ????? was molesting your child, would you let the police take care of it? Or would you handle it yourself?

2.) If you had just found out that you had come in contact with some agent that will end your life in a week, what would you do with your time?

3.) Have you ever felt true hate?

4.) Have you ever succumbed to despair?

5.) You are wandering in the forest when you hear a scuffle in the distance. When you arrive you see an Angel and a Demon fighting over a sword. During the battle the sword gets thrown towards you, landing at your feet. You promptly pick it up and notice that the fighting has stopped and they're both looking at you. You find out that you are holding a sword that can destroy Angels and Demons for good, and they both want you to give it to them. The Demon offers you absolute power in this world, anything that you can possibly want is at your fingertips, and when you arrive in Hell, you will have a place of honor and esteem. The Angel however, offers you nothing. Who do you give the sword to?

6.) You are sightseeing with your family at the Grand Canyon when you see two people messing around and fall over the edge. You jump towards them and manage to grab each by one their hands. The only way to save yourself from falling, let alone either of them, is to let one go so you can grasp the ledge. One of the people is a young man with gold all over and a hat with a pot leaf, the other person is a young woman in a catholic school uniform. Who do you let go of and why?

7.) You have a female co-worker that you like and admire a great deal going through terrible things at home. One day at the water cooler she confides to you that her ex-husband has been stalking her and their children. He has raped her once and beaten her multiple times, and has also done unspeakable things to their children. She is terrified because the last time he made contact with her, he told her that he would kill her. She has gone through all the legal channels to take care of this misery she has to live with, but for one reason or another, he always manages to get away with his crimes.
A few nights later you are driving home from work, when you swerve from a flat tire, you pull into a rest stop to change it. It is dark and there is no one anywhere to be seen when you hunker down to work on it. Then you notice that your friends ex-husband is standing alone by the restroom. You have your tire iron in your hand. What do you do?

8.) You are waiting by the bus stop when an old man standing next to exlaims,"I won the lottery!". He suffers a massive heart attack and drops dead. When you look at his hand, you see a wedding band and the winning ticket. Do you take it?

9.) Your youngest child comes down with a terminal illness, then you find out later that your wife is pregnant with your next child. The doctor informs you that your unborn child posseses the recources needed to save your sick childs life, although it will almost certainly destroy it. What do you do?

10.) What's in my pocket/purse?



and some additional questions......

11) Your daughter has her first date comming up....what advice do you give her about men?

12) If your daughter became pregnant in high school, came to you and not your ex, asking for advice, what would you tell her?

13) Your father becomes too ill to stay by himself, insisting he can take care of himself, and refuses any help from inhome care or to go an assisted living facility, insisting he can take care of himself, but it's obvious he can't....what would you do?

14) If you could make any fantasy come true...what would that be?

15) Like Caitlyn...I would love to know what makes you smile? :yup:

[LordSlaytan]

r3port3r66’s questions:

Knowing you had a 50 percent chance of winning and would be paid 10 times the amount of your bet if you won, what fraction of what you now own would you be willing to wager?
Only what I would be willing to lose, about 15%.

What are your most compulsive habits? Do you regularly struggle to break these habits?
I’ve been smoking for 23 years and I hate it. I hate the way I smell, the way people look at me, and the way it makes me feel about myself. I’m very self-conscience about it and always smoke away from people and never indoors. I keep my hand over my mouth, but not in a way that it’s obvious, after I’m done with a smoke. I’ve tried breaking the habit a number of times, but my life is pretty stressful and never seem to be able to stay away.

You are offered $1,000,000 for the following act: Before you are ten pistols--only one of which is loaded. You must pick up one of the pistols, point it at your forehead, and pull the trigger. If you can walk away, you do so a millionaire. Do you accept the risk?
At this point in my life I would, without question.

If you could wake up tomorrow having gained one ability or quality, what would it be?
Peace of mind.

You have the chance to meet someone with whom you can have the most satisfying love imaginable--the stuff of dreams. Sadly, you know that in 6 months the person will die. Knowing the pain that would follow, would you still want to meet the person and fall in love? What if you knew your lover would not die, but instead would betray you?
No to either, I wouldn’t be able to handle achieving happiness after so long, just to lose it.

Have you had satisfying sex within the last three months?
No, but I could’ve. The woman that had a major thing for me has two young boys. She’s looking for a new Father for them. Though I may need a woman in my life, I’m scared to death of committing to children. I don’t want to fall in love with any kids that want to call me Daddy, just to possibly lose them. No thanks.

If you went to a beach and it turned out to be a nude beach, would you stay and go swimming? Would you swim nude, dude?
I would probably do that. It would be fun and I’m pretty sexually liberated. Anyway, most pictures that I’ve seen of nudist colonies are full of homely people, and if they’re not…well then, they’ll know I’m happy to see them.

Would it disturb you much if, upon your death, your body were simply thrown into the woods to rot? Why?
I would have no idea it was, I’m dead. But if I were told ahead of time, I don’t think I’d care much. It’s just a body. It might make me feel bad for my family though, because they would have no body to bury. No pun intended, much.

If you knew your child would be severely retarded and would die by the age of 5, would you decide to have an abortion (or okay it)?
I could understand if someone were to desire that, but if it were my child, I would want it. I love children too much to not want time with it. If I were to know that it would have a crippling disease, that would cause it severe pain for its short life, then I would opt for an abortion.

If you began to be very attracted to someone of another race, how would your behavior differ from what it would be toward someone of your own race?
I don’t think it would change at all. But I’m not sure, the most ethnically different woman I’ve ever been with was half Italian and half Cherokee Indian. God she was beautiful, 6’ tall volleyball player, thighs of steel. I’m a leg man, and she had the goods. :yup:

Caitlyn’s Questions:

What is the single most important thing you hope your children learn from you?
Compassion , empathy, and patience, towards people that have a harder life.

If you could meet any person, past or present, who would it be and why?
Jesus Christ, so I could know the truth and possibly be healed.

If you had the power to change one event in history, what would it be and why?
The assassination of Archduke Francis Ferdinand. Maybe World War I would never have happened, resulting in the possible elimination of World War II at the same time. Quite possibly the Bomb wouldn’t have been made and the Cold War ever begun. But who knows?

Besides your children, what makes you smile?
Observing happiness.

What can make you mad faster than anything else?
My ex-wife.

If you had to ability to cure one disease, which one would it be?
AIDS, it’s destroying Africa.

If someone were standing on the street corner with a map in their hand looking very confused, would you ask them if you could help them?
I always do. :yup: Honestly, I go through downtown Portland twice a day, and wind up helping 2-3 people a week.

If you witnessed a robbery but also saw someone try to help the victim and the police mistakenly arrested the person who tried to help, what would you do?
Immediately set the officer straight. What else could be done?

My own and Aniko’s questions:

If you found out that a ????? was molesting your child, would you let the police take care of it? Or would you handle it yourself?
I’m kind of a scary individual, really. I would torture the person before I bled them.

If you had just found out that you had come in contact with some agent that will end your life in a week, what would you do with your time?
Spend it with my children in the country, telling them everything I’ve learned about life, and beg them to stay away from drugs and drug users.

Have you ever felt true hate?
I never did until after my divorce. I truly hate my ex-wife and her new husband.

Have you ever succumbed to despair?
I have attempted suicide and was hospitalized for awhile.

You are wandering in the forest when you hear a scuffle in the distance. When you arrive you see an Angel and a Demon fighting over a sword. During the battle the sword gets thrown towards you, landing at your feet. You promptly pick it up and notice that the fighting has stopped and they're both looking at you. You find out that you are holding a sword that can destroy Angels and Demons for good, and they both want you to give it to them. The Demon offers you absolute power in this world, anything that you can possibly want is at your fingertips, and when you arrive in Hell, you will have a place of honor and esteem. The Angel however, offers you nothing. Who do you give the sword to?
I would lay it at the Angels feet and walk away.

You are sightseeing with your family at the Grand Canyon when you see two people messing around and fall over the edge. You jump towards them and manage to grab each by one their hands. The only way to save yourself from falling, let alone either of them, is to let one go so you can grasp the ledge. One of the people is a young man with gold all over and a hat with a pot leaf; the other person is a young woman in a catholic school uniform. Who do you let go of and why?
I’m like Toose. It would be hard for me not to come to the aid of a female or a child. I would beg the boy for forgiveness, and let him go.

You have a female co-worker that you like and admire a great deal going through terrible things at home. One day at the water cooler she confides to you that her ex-husband has been stalking her and their children. He has raped her once and beaten her multiple times, and has also done unspeakable things to their children. She is terrified because the last time he made contact with her, he told her that he would kill her. She has gone through all the legal channels to take care of this misery she has to live with, but for one reason or another, he always manages to get away with his crimes.
A few nights later you are driving home from work, when you swerve from a flat tire, you pull into a rest stop to change it. It is dark and there is no one anywhere to be seen when you hunker down to work on it. Then you notice that your friends’ ex-husband is standing alone by the restroom. You have your tire iron in your hand. What do you do?
I would kill him without thinking about it. My real problem would be getting myself to be quick about it.

You are waiting by the bus stop when an old man standing next to exlaims,"I won the lottery!” He suffers a massive heart attack and drops dead. When you look at his hand, you see a wedding band and the winning ticket. Do you take it?
I would take the ticket and try to find out who he is. Do some research to see if his wife is alive, whether he had children, and what shape they are in. If they are in need, I would anonymously send them a large portion, but keep a hefty finders fee.

Your youngest child comes down with a terminal illness, then you find out later that your wife is pregnant with your next child. The doctor informs you that your unborn child possesses the resources needed to save your sick Childs life, although it will almost certainly destroy it. What do you do?
I would save my living child. I know that there is an argument that the unborn child is also living, but I wouldn’t be thinking that way. I would want to save the child I have loved while watching him/her grow up.

What's in my purse?
Money, give me some. :D

Your daughter has her first date coming up.... what advice do you give her about men?
That most men have one thing on their mind when out with a pretty girl, and to be smart about what choices she makes. There should be no reason at all to give in to pressure, when the only person you ultimately have to answer to, is yourself. And when you do, you better be ready to be honest with your answers.

If your daughter became pregnant in high school, came to you and not your ex, asking for advice, what would you tell her?
If she wanted to keep it, I would ask her to live with me so I could help her. She would need to finish school. If she wanted an abortion, I would pay for it and take her to the clinic. Regardless, I would get her on the pill when it was over and buy her a box of condoms. It’s pointless to try to keep them away from sex if they’re already sexual, but I would try to get her to be careful.

Your father becomes too ill to stay by himself, insisting he can take care of himself, and refuses any help from in-home care or to go an assisted living facility, insisting he can take care of himself, but it's obvious he can't.... what would you do?
If I was single still, I would live with him until he passed. If I am married, I would try to get him to move in, if my wife can’t handle it…there would be a problem. I wouldn’t want to be with a woman that found it easy to abandon a parent in need. My Mother had her Mother, Father, and Step-Father, all live with her when they were dying, and I wasn’t able to do that for her. I had promised I would, but she forgave me. It was impossible. I won’t fail again with my Father.

If you could make any fantasy come true...what would that be?
That my ex falls off the face of the earth and my children come move in with me.

Like Caitlyn...I would love to know what makes you smile? :)
Whenever I see children being children, I smile.

[r3port3r66]

Hey Slay, just wanted to break the flow here a little and say I'm sorry that your ex is such a drag. I mean, you seem like such a nice person too. Even though you don't know me, and you have no idea if I'm being sincere or not, which I am, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for the position you're in. What goes around, comes around...:yup:

[LordSlaytan]

Thanks R3port3r66, any more questions? Anyone?

[The Silver Bullet]

I will return the favour and think up some in the next little while. You should have some more from me later in the day.

[Caitlyn]

1) Where do you see yourself in ten years?

2) Which historical figure do you have the most respect for?

3) If you could change places with someone for one week…who would it be and why?

4) What would your ideal vacation be?

5) Are you superstitious?

6) If you saw a man beating a dog with a big stick, what would you do?

7) Do you remember your dreams? And if so, what is the strangest one you remember?

8) If you could have been the lead in any movie, which one would it be?

9) Do any song lyrics move you to tears?

10) If you could change one physical feature, would you and if so, what would it be?

[r3port3r66]

1) If you could script the basic plot for the dream you will have tonight, what would the story be?

2) If you could prevent an earthquake in Peru that would kill 40,000 people, a crash at your local airport that would kill 200 people, or an automobile accident that would kill an acquaintance of yours, which would you choose?

3) Running too quickly on an icy sidewalk in front of a neighbor's house, you slip and break your leg. Would you be likely to sue the owner if you were confident you could win the suit because of his negligence in shoveling the snow?

4) Relative to the population at large, how do you rate your physical attractiveness? your intelligence? your personality?

5) Would you be willing to commit perjury for a close friend? For example, might you testify that he was driving carefully when he hit a pedestrian even though he had been joking around and not paying attention? (edit) would you perjure yourself for a family member?

6) In conversations, do you tend to listen or talk more?

7) If you could pass your whole life cared for in every way as you slumbered peacefully, entranced by wonderful dreams, would you do so?

8) Would you rather be happy yet slow-witted and unimaginative or unhappy yet bright and creative? For example, would you rather live the life of a brilliant yet tortured artist such as Vincent van Gogh, or that of a happy carefree soul who is a bit simple-minded?

9) In a restaurant, after getting the check for an excellent meal, you notice that you were not charged for one of the items you ate. Would you tell the waitress?

10) Do you establish routines in your life? For example, do you usually sleep in the same place in your bed? eat meals at the same time? regularly return to the same vacation spot?

11) In terms of relative unpleasantness, how would you rank the following: a nude stroll in public; being spat on by a crowd of people; being arrested for shoplifting; begging for money at the airport? What, if anything, bothers you about looking bad in front of strangers?

12) Would $50,000 be enough money to induce you to take a loyal, healthy pet to the vet to be put to sleep?

[LordSlaytan]

Thanks for the attention guys. :yup:

Caitlyn’s Questions

Where do you see yourself in ten years?
I really have no idea.

Which historical figure do you have the most respect for?
Genghis Kahn. He pulled together warring tribes and created an almost unstoppable empire.

If you could change places with someone for one week…who would it be and why?
Brad Pitt, look who he’s married to. :randy:

What would your ideal vacation be?
Visiting the Mayan runes.

Are you superstitious?
Absolutely not.

If you saw a man beating a dog with a big stick, what would you do?
Beat the man with the same stick.

Do you remember your dreams? And if so, what is the strangest one you remember?
I remember a lot of my dreams. I had a dream one night after my Mother died. During that time my ex-wife decided to start giving me real grief about seeing my kids. I was bereft of all my loved ones and in a lot of pain. One night I dreamt that I was at the house I had bought while I was still married. My Brother and I were on the porch discussing the funeral when my Mother’s long deceased cat came onto the porch. I was freaked, especially when it started to talk with my oldest daughters voice. It was speaking nonsensical things, except for the word’s, “Dead Monkey” which was a private joke of ours. I was in shock and kept looking at my Brother who had a look of wonder on his face. It was really creepy because it was near dusk, and she kept saying things that didn’t make sense. I started to get very afraid and asked my Brother if he could hear that. He said he couldn’t, and I looked at him like he was crazy. I said, “What are you talking about, Angel sounds just like Jacquelyn!” He said, “Angel?” I was like, “The Cat, right here in front of you, Jesus Rod!” That’s when he asked, “What cat?” I woke up in a cold sweat. Thinking about that dream always gives me the chills.

If you could have been the lead in any movie, which one would it be?
In the Name of the Father.

Do any song lyrics move you to tears?
Amazing Grace and Oh Danny Boy get me pretty well. When my Mother died I listed to the Beatle’s Long and Winding Road a lot, and now I can’t listen to it without feeling the tears well.

If you could change one physical feature, would you and if so, what would it be?
I would change my hair. It’s extremely fine and thinning. :(

R3PORT3R66’s Questions

If you could script the basic plot for the dream you will have tonight, what would the story be?
Ah, I’ve been alone for awhile. It would probably be a harem dream. :)

If you could prevent an earthquake in Peru that would kill 40,000 people, a crash at your local airport that would kill 200 people, or an automobile accident that would kill an acquaintance of yours, which would you choose?
The earthquake in Peru. People are people, and there would be less suffering and fewer orphans.

Running too quickly on an icy sidewalk in front of a neighbor's house, you slip and break your leg. Would you be likely to sue the owner if you were confident you could win the suit because of his negligence in shoveling the snow?
Hell no! I feel nothing but contempt for people like that.

Relative to the population at large, how do you rate your physical attractiveness? your intelligence? your personality?
Attractiveness: 7.5 Intelligence: 7.5 Personality: 7.5 favorite Number: 7.5

Would you be willing to commit perjury for a close friend? For example, might you testify that he was driving carefully when he hit a pedestrian even though he had been joking around and not paying attention? (edit) would you perjure yourself for a family member?
I would hope not. I guess it would depend on the seriousness of the injury. If I felt like the person was just abusing the situation and they were barely hurt, I would help my friend.

In conversations, do you tend to listen or talk more?
Depends on the conversation. I’m not too shy, but if I don’t know anything about the conversation (i.e., cars, engines, feminine hygiene) or I could care less (i.e., wrestling, rap, sesame street) I’m quiet. But if it’s a conversation that I have any input, I will voice it. I like to be funny also.

If you could pass your whole life cared for in every way as you slumbered peacefully, entranced by wonderful dreams, would you do so?
Yup.

Would you rather be happy yet slow-witted and unimaginative or unhappy yet bright and creative? For example, would you rather live the life of a brilliant yet tortured artist such as Vincent van Gogh, or that of a happy carefree soul who is a bit simple-minded?
I’ll take the happy.

In a restaurant, after getting the check for an excellent meal, you notice that you were not charged for one of the items you ate. Would you tell the waitress?
I usually do.

Do you establish routines in your life? For example, do you usually sleep in the same place in your bed? eat meals at the same time? regularly return to the same vacation spot?
I’m somewhat of an obsessive/compulsive personality, so the answer would be an emphatic YES!

In terms of relative unpleasantness, how would you rank the following: a nude stroll in public; being spat on by a crowd of people; being arrested for shoplifting; begging for money at the airport? What, if anything, bothers you about looking bad in front of strangers?
I would rather starve than beg, so that’s the worst. I’ve been arrested a number of times in my past and it really SUCKS, so that’s second. Being spat on would make me extremely violent, so that’s third. Walking nude in public would probably be a bit of a rush, so I’d handle that the best. They’re strangers, I usually could care less about what they think.

Would $50,000 be enough money to induce you to take a loyal, healthy pet to the vet to be put to sleep?
Nah, I love my pets way too much. I’d endanger my life to protect them. :yup:

[r3port3r66]

Hey Slay; here are some more questions. I hope that's allright.



1) Which is more important: actual experiences, or the memories that remain when the experiences are over?

2) Since so many place great emphasis on a happy private life, why do people often wind up putting more energy into their professional lives? If you feel your private life is more important to you, do you priorities support this? Are you simply unwilling to admit that work is more important? Do you use work as a substitute? Do you hope professional success will somehow magically lead to personal happiness?

3) In love, is intensity or permanebce more important to you? How much do you expect from someone who loves you? What would make you feel betrayed by your mate--indifference? dishonesty? infidelity?

4) How serious would an affair need to be before you would want to know about it? What makes hearing such a confession so threatening that most people would rather be decieved? Is this kind of dishonesty more likely to be destructive or to lead to greater intimacy and trust? How much can you be trusted?

5) Should it be illegal to help a terminally-ill person to die? If someone is not dying but has chronic pain, should the person be allowed to commit suicide? What if the person is in emotional rather than physical pain?

6) How forgiving are you when your friends let you down?

7) In the mid 1800's, had you been able to look into the future to see that the automobile would cause 5 million fatalities in the next century, how would you have felt about this new device? Is there scientific knowledge that is best left undiscovered? If so. what areas of research do you feel should be restricted?

8) Would you risk your life for someone close to you out of feelings of obligation or out of feelings of love? Would it matter if you could refuse without anyone ever knowing? What if the person asked you not to risk your life?

9) How do you react to the idea that more people are willing to have sex for money than to forego washing? A century ago this would not be the case; do you think our more permissive attitude about sex is a healthy development? What about our increased attention to personal hygiene? How important is advertising in bringing about these changes?

10) Does the fact that you have never done something before increase or decrease it's appeal to you?

[LordSlaytan]

R3PORT3R66's Questions

Which is more important: actual experiences, or the memories that remain when the experiences are over?
Kind of a silly question. Without the actual experiences there wouldn’t be any memories. Besides, I love being able to say, “I’ve done that”.

Since so many place great emphasis on a happy private life, why do people often wind up putting more energy into their professional lives? If you feel your private life is more important to you, do you priorities support this? Are you simply unwilling to admit that work is more important? Do you use work as a substitute? Do you hope professional success will somehow magically lead to personal happiness?
I’ve never been the type to put my professional life first. That is one of the main reasons my ex and I didn’t do well. I wanted to do well enough to feel adequately secure, with enough left over to be able to enjoy ourselves reasonably. My ex wanted the power of wealth, I could care less. She couldn’t understand me. There was a time in my life where the most important thing in life was to find the next scrap to eat. Another time in my life revolved around not getting killed. With those experiences grew an appreciation for smaller comforts, and the desire for happiness created by comfort. My private life is my life, my work is the necessity to pay for the things I need to survive. Big difference.

In love, is intensity or permanence more important to you? How much do you expect from someone who loves you? What would make you feel betrayed by your mate--indifference? Dishonesty? Infidelity?
I don’t think wanting intensity is realistic past the first few months of a relationship, permanence would be much more important. The only thing I really expect from a future mate is common decency and respect. My ex cheated on me near the end of our marriage and it literally tore my heart to shreds, and it goes right along with dishonesty.

How serious would an affair need to be before you would want to know about it? What makes hearing such a confession so threatening that most people would rather be deceived? Is this kind of dishonesty more likely to be destructive or to lead to greater intimacy and trust? How much can you be trusted?
I would want to know about it immediately, so I could drop her like a dead fish. :yup: I have no idea why some people would rather not know the truth, if it makes them happy, and I have no idea how infidelity could ever lead to a greater intimacy, I have no experience to offer any real input on this. It only made me hate my ex. I’ve never come close to cheating on anyone before. I remember when I was 15 I was in the Job Corps. There was a girl my age there that was crazy about me, and I started to like her quite a bit. Then I was to go home for Christmas, but before I went, I wrote a letter to the girl telling her I was falling for her too. When I got home, I ran into a girl that I used to take care of when we were street kids, we were very hot for each other and struck up a new relationship. When I got back to base, the girl that loved me was sitting on a bench in front of my dorm. She had on her make-up, and her prettiest dress, and her hair done up beautifully. She saw me and melted, sighing her hello to me. I broke her heart by telling her that I was back with an old girlfriend from home. She walked away with sagging shoulders and tears in her eyes, dropping the flowers she had picked for me on the ground. I still feel incredible guilt, to this day, about breaking her heart back then. I don’t like hurting people, I already have enough guilt.

Should it be illegal to help a terminally-ill person to die? If someone is not dying but has chronic pain, should the person be allowed to commit suicide? What if the person is in emotional rather than physical pain?
I live in the only state in America where assisted suicide is legal, though John Ashcroft is doing his mightiest to overturn it. I voted yes. If it is emotional pain, then that person doesn’t need assistance, I don’t believe suicide is a good idea, but I can understand it.

How forgiving are you when your friends let you down?
Very. I’ve committed enough sins in my life to really understand the importance of forgivness.

In the mid 1800's, had you been able to look into the future to see that the automobile would cause 5 million fatalities in the next century, how would you have felt about this new device? Is there scientific knowledge that is best left undiscovered? If so. what areas of research do you feel should be restricted?
I would be more apt to stop the invention of the car for it’s environmental repercussions than for the death of motorists. Hey, I’m all for cloning, I think that shows my viewpoint adequately.

Would you risk your life for someone close to you out of feelings of obligation or out of feelings of love? Would it matter if you could refuse without anyone ever knowing? What if the person asked you not to risk your life?
One of my fantasies is to go out being a hero, I hope that I would.

How do you react to the idea that more people are willing to have sex for money than to forego washing? A century ago this would not be the case; do you think our more permissive attitude about sex is a healthy development? What about our increased attention to personal hygiene? How important is advertising in bringing about these changes?
Where can I meet these people? ;D I think that the attitudes towards sex is a double edged sword, much like everything else in life. I like the fact that people are more liberated now and days than ever before, but I’m not a religious person. I hate the fact that my daughters radio station plays songs that almost always involve sex, that the marketing of today’s fashions make adolescent girls look like little whores, and make boys view girls as conquests. Sigh, you can’t have everything.

Does the fact that you have never done something before increase or decrease it's appeal to you?
Well, I’ve never eaten *****, and it still doesn’t seem very appealing.

[LordSlaytan]

BTW guys, thanks for the questions, I've had fun answering them. I'll try to come up with some more for the other threads myself.

[Caitlyn]

Here's a few more... not the best but all I could think of on the spur of the moment...

If you were sent to a deserted island for a month and could only take three things with you… what would they be?

Thunderstorms - cool or scary?

A blonde, redhead, and brunette (all very attractive) are strolling together … which one does your eye linger on the longest?

You’re asked to dress up like a women for a charity event? Would you do it and what would you wear?

If they made a movie about you… what would the title be? And who would you like to direct it?

If you won a 10 million dollar lottery… what is the first thing you would do?

What is under your bed?

If you get stuck in a traffic jam… what do you do to pass the time?

Any speeding tickets in the last year?

[LordSlaytan]

Caitlyn’s Questions

If you were sent to a deserted island for a month and could only take three things with you… what would they be?
I would take a moonshine still, potato seeds, and a photograph album of my kids.

Thunderstorms - cool or scary?
Cool, very cool and romantic.

A blonde, redhead, and brunette (all very attractive) are strolling together … which one does your eye linger on the longest?
Brunette’s seem to catch my attention the quickest.

You’re asked to dress up like a women for a charity event? Would you do it and what would you wear?
I’d make a pretty ugly woman, so I guess I’d dress humorously. Maybe a muumuu and a beehive wig.

If they made a movie about you… what would the title be? And who would you like to direct it?
The Anti Man, Oliver Stone.

If you won a 10 million dollar lottery… what is the first thing you would do?
Pay off all my debts, build trust funds for the squirts, buy my Pa a house, then all the things I would need. Free computers for all my loved ones!

What is under your bed?
The floor and nothing more.

If you get stuck in a traffic jam… what do you do to pass the time?
Listen to music and daydream. Actually I think about you and Aniko. ;D

Any speeding tickets in the last year?
Not for the last three years fortunately.

[jrs]

Originally posted by Caitlyn
Here's a few more... not the best but all I could think of on the spur of the moment...

If you were sent to a deserted island for a month and could only take three things with you… what would they be?

Thunderstorms - cool or scary?

A blonde, redhead, and brunette (all very attractive) are strolling together … which one does your eye linger on the longest?

You’re asked to dress up like a women for a charity event? Would you do it and what would you wear?

If they made a movie about you… what would the title be? And who would you like to direct it?

If you won a 10 million dollar lottery… what is the first thing you would do?

What is under your bed?

If you get stuck in a traffic jam… what do you do to pass the time?

Any speeding tickets in the last year?


I'll try this one....

1) Food, Rachel Murphy (a girl at work) and a tent.

2) Cool

3) Since they all are attractive, I would look at them equally as a group of beautiful women. Naturally if one looked at me and smiled, I'd keep an eye on that one. :yup:

4) For charity I would. I am not a women so I don't know what the proper attire i should wear.... but I suppose I would put on a nice red evening gown with red stilletos or whatever shoes are in style. What do I know??? :laugh:

5) The Cinematic Soul - Directed by Coppolla

6) Put it in the bank.

7) An X-Files Movie Standee

8) Play the CD player/radio and listen to music

9) No

[Sir Toose]

All right then Slaytan, shall we have go?

1). What are your thoughts on pre-destination? For example, do you believe that your life has a specific purpose and once that is complete you are expendable? Or are we just born and we live how we live?

2). If I told you that the cure for cancer was sitting on a shelf and that this cure was intentionally shelved because the treatment of cancer is so lucrative would you believe me? How would it make you feel?

3). I, myself have had someone's life in my hands. I was raging beyond what I thought I could control and I meant in my heart of hearts to kill him. I drew back... he was hospitalized for a time but he was ultimately ok. Put yourself in my shoes for a moment. What would go through your mind that would make you stop?

4). Is murder wrong? Always?

5). What are your thoughts on the Illuminati? Do you believe that all powerful secret societies exist?

6). What is it about this site that draws you back again and again?

[Holden Pike]

How do you feel about the name Frank? For a girl?

[LordSlaytan]

Originally posted by Holden Pike
How do you feel about the name Frank? For a girl?

I feel flabbergasted! Not really, I just like using that word.

I guess it would be alright, then again, I did name my cat Puppy.

[Nikki]

1. If you had the power to change "anything" in the world today, what would it be?

2. What happens to you when you die?

3. If you could be anyone for a day.......who would you choose?

4. Are you ruled by your head or your heart?

5. Your son breaks the law and is facing a prison sentence. He needs an alibi......do you supply him with one or do you let him take the consequences of his actions?

[Piddzilla]

1) Which decade in history is the most important one according to you and why?

2) Which famous piece of art symbolises you in the best way?

3) If you could listen to only five songs for the rest of your life - which five songs would you choose?

4) Which woman or man of all history has influenced our time, in a good or bad way, the most according to you? Please motivate!

5) Which is the best american president ever according to you and why?

6) If you could live in a different time and in a different place as a different person; when and where would that be and as what kind of person? Motivate your answer!

[LordSlaytan]

Thank you all for writing new questions for me. I opoligize that it took me so long in the answering, I have been swamped lately with a career change and the holiday's.

Toose’s Questions

What are your thoughts on pre-destination? For example, do you believe that your life has a specific purpose and once that is complete you are expendable? Or are we just born and we live how we live?
There are certainly times that I hope that there is a destiny that might lead me to a path that is more rewarding than my current one, but I tend not to believe in such philosophies. Why would it be someone’s destiny to be born into misery and die at the age of three, or to not even be given the chance to be born and have your life ripped from someone’s womb? These cases could be argued by some, but not by me. Ones own actions, luck, and happenstance choose life, in my opinion.

If I told you that the cure for cancer was sitting on a shelf and that this cure was intentionally shelved because the treatment of cancer is so lucrative would you believe me? How would it make you feel?
Though I have no idea if something so gigantic could possibly be kept in the dark with society’s propensity to use camcorders and our love affair with whistle blowers, I can easily believe big industry and even big government desiring to keep it to themselves until they could guarantee an even more lucrative empire with its release. If something of this magnitude had been shelved because of the almighty dollar, I would feel like murdering those that were involved. My Mother died an extremely painful death just weeks before her retirement, and to have the cure withheld so someone already rich could get richer, would crush me.

I, myself have had someone's life in my hands. I was raging beyond what I thought I could control and I meant in my heart of hearts to kill him. I drew back... he was hospitalized for a time but he was ultimately ok. Put yourself in my shoes for a moment. What would go through your mind that would make you stop?
I have, unfortunately, had to kill people in my past. It is not something that is easily overcome. Knowing what it is like to wake from nightmares because of the terror of war, I would not hesitate in stopping. Though I am thinking of a scenario where someone just wants to brawl. If I am in a circumstance where my life, or the life of a loved one, was at risk, I wouldn’t give it a seconds thought. If I had a child abused by a victimizer, and by some chance have come in contact with that person, I might not be able to stop myself. I guess I would try to think of all the people I would be hurting if I actually chose to kill. The abuser has family also.

Is murder wrong? Always?
Yes and no, I mean sometimes. I don’t know. Killing a predator that is actively pursuing another victim is right, though the people in charge would call it murder. Killing someone who has been convicted of being a dealer in death is right, though the activist’s call it murder. I don’t preach, and have never worn beads. I believe in capital punishment.

What are your thoughts on the Illuminati? Do you believe that all powerful secret societies exist?
Yes, I believe there are secret societies practicing homo erotic initiations and hazing. Seriously though, I do believe because there is documentation to prove its very existence, as well as others like the Freemasons. I think I would be more worried about it if I were to be “in the know” with their societies. The fact that there could be people with so much power bribing, blackmailing, and even assassinating others to get their party members in positions of power, is actually quite frightening.

What is it about this site that draws you back again and again?
I like the people that inhabit our little cyber world, and that none of us take it too seriously. Besides that, you’re here you big lug!

Nikki’s Questions

If you had the power to change "anything" in the world today, what would it be?
There are too many, making it impossible to choose a headliner. One thing I would change is pharmaceuticals being their own privatized industry. I would make it an international industry that all countries would pay taxes for based on their own economy. Don’t ask me how I would generate the numbers for the world, I’m not an economist. It would be nice if the whole world would see that disease is not only a problem with the country where it is prevalent, but a worldwide problem. I would make it law that all people, regardless of national origin, get the care they need. It disgusts me that a 1/3rd of Africa is diagnosed with HIV or AIDS, and there are drugs that could alleviate, or at least arrest, symptoms that Africans live with, but it isn’t cost effective enough to try to do anything about it.

What happens to you when you die?
How the hell should I know? :)

If you could be anyone for a day.......who would you choose?
I answered a question like this before, I would be Brad Pitt on a break. Look who he gets to wake up with.

Are you ruled by your head or your heart?
Earlier in life I would have said my heart. Now that I have been hardened a bit, my head.

Your son breaks the law and is facing a prison sentence. He needs an alibi......do you supply him with one or do you let him take the consequences of his actions?
Depends on the crime. If he were a predator, I would have to visit him in jail. Tough question.

Piddzilla’s Questions

Which decade in history is the most important one according to you and why?
Decade?! That’s a pretty narrow window. I don’t think I can possibly choose one single decade in our vast history as a species on this little rock we call home. If I were a Christian I would say the last decade of Jesus’ life, or if I were a Moslem, Mohammed’s. As it is, I am neither, or a believer in any other religion, so I won’t choose anything that can be construed as a biblical answer, even though regardless of my belief, their lives are of a huge import to our societies and cultures. Most lives or empires that have made impacts on our race, lasted much longer than a decade. I guess my choice will be Johann Gutenberg’s invention of the printing press in 1455. For the first time in history, knowledge could be passed along from person to person, and it created the possibilities for school and media.

Which famous piece of art symbolises you in the best way?
I really have no idea, though I have always been able to relate with the screamer used for Pink Floyd’s The Wall.

If you could listen to only five songs for the rest of your life - which five songs would you choose?
1. Eleanor Rigby by The Beatles.
2. The Final Cut by Pink Floyd.
3. Riders on the Storm by The Doors.
4. It's A Beautiful World by Louie Armstrong.
5. Cryin’ by Roy Orbison.

Which woman or man of all history has influenced our time, in a good or bad way, the most according to you? Please motivate!
I would guess that Christ has had the largest impact on the way people have thought since his death. Mohammed coming in at an extremely close second. Why? Because their ideals are a gift that just won’t stop giving.

Which is the best american president ever according to you and why?
That’s a hard question to answer because a President is only as good as the circumstances during their Presidency allow. Who could possibly say that President Bush wouldn’t end with a single term in office to only be compared to Vice-President Quayle, if it were not for 9/11? I love the history of so many Presidents, Washington for physically fighting for democracy, Jefferson for creating it, and Lincoln for preserving it. I do not give the other’s justice though by singling only those three out. My personal favorite is JFK. He was the enabler for our space program, was part of the reason that nuclear war never happened, was the first American President to look towards the future as far as the environment is concerned. There are a few other reason’s but I’ll keep it short. My runner up is FDR.

If you could live in a different time and in a different place as a different person; when and where would that be and as what kind of person? Motivate your answer!
I would live as a present day scientist, who is immortal, during the time of our earliest ancestors. I would love to see the birth of language, art, use of fire, religion, and all the like.

[Aniko]

I finally have a few questions for you Brian. :D

1. Briefs or Boxers? White, colored or patterns?

2. What do you sleep in?

3. What is it about Jennifer Aniston that you guys find so fascinating? Her hair? Eyes? Body? A certain presence?

4. Who would you rather wake up to, Jennifer Aniston or the Olson Twins? :D

5. Where’s the strangest place you have ever made whoopie? And the most romantic place?

6. You meet the woman of your dreams. She is your equal in intellect, is charming, funny and available. You both haven’t revealed anything too personal because you both have been hurt in the past. After months of maybe taking her out to lunch and talking about everything but your past....you both finally open up about the past and your fears. You also find out she has kids. Would you take the chance to let the obvious affection you share grow into something more, or would you be scared away because of her kids?

Many of us could never image what's like to live on the streets.
7. How did you survive when you ran away from home? Where you able to find homeless shelters to sleep in?

8. Where did you get your clothes and did you manage to finish school during this period?

9. What was your first job?

10. What’s the strangest job and what’s the most difficult job you’ve ever had?

11. What advice would you give to a young man about to sign up for one of the armed services?

12. How long did you serve in the Gulf war?

13. If there was some good out of that experience for you, what was it?

14. Do you keep in touch with men you served with?

15. I know your Ex has grown into a witch, but what first attracted you to her?

16. Now that you’re an experienced man, what do you find attractive and sexy in a woman as opposed to when you were a youngn’? Or is what excites you the same now as it was then?

17. What’s the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to you?

18. What’s your favorite season and why?

19. What is it about You’ve Got Mail that you don’t like? :bawling:

and finally...
20. Do you chug your milk out of the carton or pour it in a glass? :D

[LordSlaytan]

Annie’s Questions

Briefs or Boxers? White, colored or patterns?
Patterned boxers.

What do you sleep in?
A bed, what else? Actually, I sleep unencumbered.

What is it about Jennifer Aniston that you guys find so fascinating? Her hair? Eyes? Body? A certain presence?
All of the above, she’s just a beautiful girl. For me it’s mostly her eyes and her attitude.

Who would you rather wake up to, Jennifer Aniston or the Olson Twins?
Damn, I’m never going to live this one down. :D I’ll take two please.

Where’s the strangest place you have ever made whoopie? And the most romantic place?
On a bus with an ex-girlfriend who’s sexual exploits make even me look tame. It was crowded, and we were standing up at the rear of the bus. My ex-wife and I made love at some hot springs near Mt. Hood, it was dusk and snowing lightly. We had some wine and some solitude, very nice.

You meet the woman of your dreams. She is your equal in intellect, is charming, funny and available. You both haven’t revealed anything too personal because you both have been hurt in the past. After months of maybe taking her out to lunch and talking about everything but your past....you both finally open up about the past and your fears. You also find out she has kids. Would you take the chance to let the obvious affection you share grow into something more, or would you be scared away because of her kids?
If I was head over heels with this woman, I would take the chance. Most times though, I won’t let myself get in over my head. I would feel more comfortable if the Father was out of the picture.

How did you survive when you ran away from home? Where you able to find homeless shelters to sleep in?
I hitchhiked all over the country during those years. Sometimes I was able to find odd jobs, most times I had to shoplift. I did a few burglaries back then, but tried not to get hooked on that lifestyle.

Where did you get your clothes and did you manage to finish school during this period?
I stole them usually, I didn’t know what else to do. I didn’t have any identification, so I was unable to acquire any assistance legally. I only went to the first term as a freshman. I have no high school education.

What was your first job?
I was a farm hand in Idaho when I was 14 years old.

What’s the strangest job and what’s the most difficult job you’ve ever had?
The strangest was working at a porno shop in downtown Portland. I had to clean the stalls. :sick: The most difficult job I have had was my last job. I worked at a utility company managing a call center with over 100 CSR’s under me. I just moved into a branch management position for US Bank, I’m sure I will find that equally or more difficult.

What advice would you give to a young man about to sign up for one of the armed services?
Just because I went to the gulf, and felt what it was like to kill and to live with the fear that I could die, wouldn’t necessarily mean that I would try to talk someone out of joining, even though they would be joining during a turbulent time like the present. Though I still have nightmares at times and find myself getting depressed about certain things that happened to me over there, it was a good thing for me. It made me a man. It made me appreciate things that many people take for granted. When I see a Marine, I oft times want to hug him. They are more deserving of our respect than many others are. :yup: (I don’t hug ‘em though, I like my nose right where it is.)

How long did you serve in the Gulf war?
My tour lasted 10 ½ months. I was in the Air Cavalry. I rappelled out of helicopters at night and scouted enemy perimeters. My platoon was often the first in our battalion to get into a firefight, because we were to go deep into known hostile territory and relate all information to our Battalion Commander. It was a dangerous job.

If there was some good out of that experience for you, what was it?
It made me grow up and appreciate the fickleness of what is called fate. I don’t take anything for granted anymore.

Do you keep in touch with men you served with?
No I don’t. I did for awhile, but I think it’s natural for people to want to forget. Outta sight, outta mind.

I know your Ex has grown into a witch, but what first attracted you to her?
She had big doe eyes that held expressions very well, she also had very large and kissable lips. It’s funny though, nobody liked her. I should have realized then.

Now that you’re an experienced man, what do you find attractive and sexy in a woman as opposed to when you were a youngn’? Or is what excites you the same now as it was then?
No, I’ve changed a bit. I used to only be into hard bodies, now that is one of the last things I look for. Honestly, the woman who turns me on owns absolutely no make-up, hairspray, or beauty magazines. She loves nature, animals, and books. She likes small things and frowns on wealth. I make pretty damn good money doing what I’m doing, but I don’t do it for possessions as much as security for my kids present and future. I pay close to $1,000 a month child support for two kids, and put an equal amount into a trust fund divided between the two of them, ah I digress. I just want a woman who is pretty, grateful for simple pleasures, doesn’t have the need for vanity, and can smile when she hears a child laugh.

What’s the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to you?
Um, I was at a NA meeting a few years ago, I had to sit in the back row because I had gotten there late. At that time I was having some trouble with gas, but fortunately it wasn’t the stinky kind. I was just sitting there when I got a cramp and decided to let it out quietly. Unfortunately, I was sitting on a steel-folding chair and what came out sounded like it came from a drum. Every single person in the meeting turned around to look at me. Very embarrassing. Oh yeah, I was caught masturbating once by my step-dad. :blush:

What’s your favorite season and why?
I like the summer, mainly because most of my favorite memories are set in the summer.

What is it about You’ve Got Mail that you don’t like?
Meg Ryan turning herself into a cliché.

Do you chug your milk out of the carton or pour it in a glass?
I live by myself, so I’m a chugger. Anyway, I go through less milk that way.

Thank you for the questions Annie.

[Aniko]

Your welcome Brian. Nice, and very interesting answers.
I have I few more questions....but I think I'd better PM them to you. ;D :laugh:

[r3port3r66]

Hey Slay, I hope the holidays weren't too hard on you. Happy New Year!

Here are some more questions I thought I'd throw your way before you tire of this thread:

1) If at birth you could select the profession your child would eventually pursue, would you do so?

2) If you knew of a way to use your estate, following your death, to greatly benefit humanity, would you do it and leave only a minimal amount to your family?

3) Do you prefer to be around men or women?

4) For an all-expense-paid, one-week vacation anywhere in the world, would you be willing to kill a beautiful butterfly by pulling off it's wings? What about stepping on a cockroach?

5) Would you be willing to murder an innocent person if it would end hunger in the world?

6) Would you rather be given $10,000 for your own use or $100,000 to give anonymously to strangers? What if you could keep $1,000,000 or give away $20,000,000?

7) Would you give up half of what you now own for a pill that would permanently change you so that an hour of sleep each day would fully refresh you?

8) If the person you were engaged to marry had an accident and became a paraplegic, would you go through with the marriage or back out of it

9) If someone you never met came up to you in a restaurant and said they recognized you from your picture on Movie Forums (if you don't have a picture on the site, pretend you do), and needed a place to stay overnight, how would you react? What if they knew your screen name, and you recognized theirs, but not their face?

[LordSlaytan]

r3port3r66’s questions

If at birth you could select the profession your child would eventually pursue, would you do so?
No, I wouldn’t rob them of what makes life precious. Paving your own way and finding your own identity. But if I could have a fantasy come true, they would both join NASA and be the first to walk on Mars.

If you knew of a way to use your estate, following your death, to greatly benefit humanity, would you do it and leave only a minimal amount to your family?
I would set up trust funds for my kids and leave the rest to be used in increments for orphanages and shelters for women with kids.

Do you prefer to be around men or women?
I’m comfortable around either, but women usually like my company a lot, because I’m the protective mother bear that they can rely on.

For an all-expense-paid, one-week vacation anywhere in the world, would you be willing to kill a beautiful butterfly by pulling off it's wings? What about stepping on a cockroach?
I’ve never been an Insect Activist.

Would you be willing to murder an innocent person if it would end hunger in the world?
Your question needs a bit more clarification for a definitive answer. If it were my child, then no. If it were a child, maybe. If I don’t do it, would somebody else have the option? Is it a terminal person, a villain, or what? Could I do it by pushing a button, or would I have to shoot them? If it was just some guy, then I think I could probably do it. I’ve shot people in my past, but it was a different circumstance completely, and even though it was, I still have nightmares.

Would you rather be given $10,000 for your own use or $100,000 to give anonymously to strangers? What if you could keep $1,000,000 or give away $20,000,000?
I would give, quite honestly I would. I constantly feel the need for penance.

Would you give up half of what you now own for a pill that would permanently change you so that an hour of sleep each day would fully refresh you?
Easy, yes. I can always regain my possessions, but time is never recoverable.

If the person you were engaged to marry had an accident and became a paraplegic, would you go through with the marriage or back out of it?
Of course I would, I’ve never been accused of being shallow.

If someone you never met came up to you in a restaurant and said they recognized you from your picture on Movie Forums (if you don't have a picture on the site, pretend you do), and needed a place to stay overnight, how would you react? What if they knew your screen name, and you recognized theirs, but not their face?
It depends, there are a few of you that I would punch in the nose. ;D It would be cool to house a few of you like Silver, Toose, :randy: Caitlyn and Aniko :randy: (humana, humana), etc. I would ask a few questions that they would only know if they have read and memorized everything that I’ve read.

Thank's for the questions bud, I doubt I'll tire of answering them. So if you feel so compelled, keep 'em coming. :yup:

[LordSlaytan]

Originally posted by Holden Pike
Q: Boxers, briefs, or free & clear?

Patterned boxers :yup:

[Nikki]

Originally posted by LordSlaytan


Patterned boxers :yup:

Yeah I heard Clinton preferred boxers as well........they were great for keeping his ankles warm..........:rolleyes:



Okay ..........shoot me then.........

[LordSlaytan]

Originally posted by Nikki
Okay ..........shoot me then.........

*BAM*

[FreeMason]

All powerful groups of elite members only do not exist in secret, it is impossible in this age...meeting of the Bilderburgers is proof of that.

The Illuminati was nothing more than a revolutionary group that wanted to get rid of the Kaiser and impliment a more democratic government (following the footsteps of the Masonic revolution taking place in America at the same time...1776...).

Only theirs ended badly, and because of what they wrote, their name was badly tainted too, the group being disbanded in 1789, and its name did not resurface until a conspiracy nut in I think the 1960s, brought it back up as a "threat to the free world" with his farse the "Illuminatis" or whatever that supposed doccument is.

And now you got quacks all over claiming to be Illuminati defectors...

There are some organizations that exist in this world that have moved the very course of history...but the conspiracy nuts chase after more "sinister" imaginations.

It is sad that people do not realize, sometimes these groups, work to better man kind...

Oh and the question "Would you murder one innocent person to end world hunger."

No, doing one evil act to make a better outcome, is the folly man has followed for all his existance, and it hasn't worked yet.

Either it is fight evil with Good, or succumb to it.

[Hondo333]

Brain... You should write an auto-biography, I am serious, You are the most intreaging person i have ever "met".

[LordSlaytan]

I feel a little overwhelmed by that comment. Thank you...but...but...

[Sedai]

Interesting thread, I feel I know some of you better now, especially Brian. I really thought Toose's questions were cool as well.

[blibblobblib]

Hey hondo, i loved your avatar so much, i was shopping in London the other day and came across the Poster thats exactly the same! Im putting it up on my wall when i get back to uni. Its brilliant :)

[blibblobblib]

OOps and your answers were very good Slay :yup:

I forgot that you served in the Gulf War. When reading your answers i was thinking how distant that is from my life. Its so easy to forget about things like that just slobbing around University and drinking and going to the odd lecture. Kinda lose touch with the world a bit and feel a bit pointless.

i have a lot of respect for you.

[Caitlyn]

I feel I know some of you better now


Hmmm... wonder if that is a good or bad thing... :p ;)

[Hondo333]

I feel a little overwhelmed by that comment. Thank you...but...but...
But... But... what?, I hope you didn’t take what I said as something negative, I ment Intriguing not as Intriguing like a mental patient but intriguing like a adventurer. Sorry I am not making any sense.

[LordSlaytan]

But... But... what?, I hope you didn’t take what I said as something negative, I ment Intriguing not as Intriguing like a mental patient but intriguing like a adventurer. Sorry I am not making any sense.REECE!!! That's not what I meant at all! What I meant was that we all have stories to tell, and mine isn't any more spectacular than any other. I stammer when somebody compliments me. I appreciate what you said, I really do, but I get embarrassed with that kind of thing.

Ask me some new questions that you might want to know, because I'm a two-bit whore when it comes to attention. :D

[Hondo333]

Well, I will get my Two Bit worth, :D

I understand you ran away from home as a teenager, What made you decide to do this? What happened while you where away? Did you eventually go back home? How did this experience effect who you are now?

[Hondo333]

Sorry, My question was a little to much, Fogive me, I was just curious, You dont have to answer it,

[LordSlaytan]

I understand you ran away from home as a teenager, what made you decide to do this? What happened while you where away? Did you eventually go back home? How did this experience effect who you are now?

Sorry, My question was a little to much, Forgive me, I was just curious, You don’t have to answer it.Don’t worry about it, Reece. At first it threw me and thought I would reply later, but then I forgot. I’ll give it ago now since you’re curious, considerate, and flattered me so well. :)

My Uncle, an Evangelist, moved in with my family shortly before my father decided to leave my mother. On one of the occasions when my Aunt would call to fight or reconcile (depending on her mood), she had mentioned that he liked little boys to my mother. She immediately assumed that my Aunt was just being hateful, but in reality, she was telling the truth based on a feeling that she had had about her husband. I was barely ten at the time.

My family lived way out in the country where it took at least 20 minutes to walk to the next nearest house, and there were only a couple of kids who lived out there too, but they were both considerably older than me so I was pretty much on my own. After my father left, my mother switched to swing shift at her job because it paid more than the day shift did. That made it where I only saw her on the weekends, my father not at all, and my Uncle all the time…alone. I won’t go into specifics, but I will say that he was the happiest guy on earth for the next three and a half years.

I didn’t tell anybody what was going on because I was ashamed, and partly because I did love him. See, I was alone, abandoned by both of my parents. Of course that wasn’t my mother’s intent, she was trying to provide for us. I never blamed her or my father for what happened. But then one day I had had enough and went after my Uncle with a hatchet. I was 14 years old and pissed. I wounded him pretty severely in the shoulder, grabbed my jacket, and split. My parents didn’t hear from me for about 10 months.

I lived on the streets of Portland, stole food and clothes, and met a wonderful girl who actually needed me. That took me outside of myself, caring for her; making sure we had food and shelter…drugs and cigarettes. Unfortunately, she got sick and had to go to the hospital and wound up in the system; it was the last I saw of her. Heartsick, I went to my fathers’ house and he took me in. I still didn’t tell anyone why I attacked my Uncle. You’d think they would figure it out, but sometimes parents stay oblivious to these types of things because it is too painful to face. Whichever the case may be, I had to see the police about it and wound up in the system too. (On a side note: It took the courts years before they actually made me pay for my crime and then I did nearly a year in the county jail.) Eventually, my father couldn’t take my attitude (molested kids act out in a variety of ways), and threw me out on the street. For the next few months I went from family home to family home, 11 in all, and kept getting thrown out of all of them. I went back onto the streets for a little over a year and hitchhiked around the country. I figured if I was forced to be in the elements, I might as well see the sights and stay where it’s warm.

When about 15 months passed by I went back to see my mother again. She talked me into enrolling in the Job Corps, which is where the ‘bad kids’ go to learn a trade and get their G.E.D. (a step down from a high school diploma). I spent ten months living there and learned one really useful trade; drug dealing. I knew a guy in town and would purchase a quarter ounce of the icky from him, break it down into thumbnail grams, and sell those for $15 each. I made a killing, 400 kids and only three dealers on campus. I got kicked out of there for arson…long story, but not as bad as it sounds.

When I went home, my mother was really pissed off because of the arson thing and pushed the military on me. Since I hadn’t ‘officially’ been convicted of anything yet (minus one shoplifting charge), and it was during the school year (which is a terribly slow time for recruiters), the US Army accepted me. I signed up basically to get my mother off my back, but three days after I signed up, I was in basic training with my head spinning and feeling homesick…even though I hadn’t had a home for a long time.

The entire experience made me understand a few things. One is that the homeless aren’t all losers that don’t care about anything; sometimes they’re running nowhere. Another is that I can appreciate what real hunger is; it’s hard to fathom it until you pick up a discarded donut off the street, brushed it off, and then ate it. I also know what real despair feels like; it truly is the worst emotion possible. My experiences on the streets, in jail, dealing drugs (in and out of the Corps.), the Army (including going overseas) and failing a marriage has made me humble in many ways. I’ve learned that the greatest character trait anyone can show is humility. There are other things, but I sound pretentious enough already, besides…

The rest is another story…

[Aniko]

REECE!!! That's not what I meant at all! What I meant was that we all have stories to tell, and mine isn't any more spectacular than any other. I stammer when somebody compliments me. I appreciate what you said, I really do, but I get embarrassed with that kind of thing.

Ask me some new questions that you might want to know, because I'm a two-bit whore when it comes to attention. :D


Bri...I think Reece is right. Your story...on many levels ..would make and interesting (and moving/touching) story....and movie. I think your humbleness is at work when you think 'we all have stories'. In a sense that's true...but you have a terrific writing ablity, and the type of story that could help alot of adults and kids. It would be interesting to expore....what if a child or mother knew of your story and saw similar patterns in their own life. Your story could help a young life....whether directly through a child (whose being molested) or a mother (who's too busy and tired/drained to really see what's going on)? Who knows? Who'd have thought American Splendor (the story and not just how it was done) would have struck a cord with so many people. I really think you can strike a cord too...and not just that time in your life.

Face it babe...you're just too damn fascinating (and irrisitable) to keep to yourself. You need to share yourself. :kiss:

[bluebottle]

It takes an enormous amount of courage to talk about the things that have happened to you, I should think, and it does help put many things into perspective. To come through sh*t like that...man...and I thought getting beat with a belt by ones father was bad.

[Hondo333]

Brian, Thankyou for sharing that, it must have been so hard but (as BlueBottle said) it is the most courageous thing that someone to do. You have gone through all this hardship but you have come throught it to be one of the nicest most caring people I know, :)

I'd give you a rep point but it says i have to spread it around, :)

[LordSlaytan]

Too be honest, bud, it wasn't hard at all. I've shared all this stuff countless times to abuse survivors, NA/AA meetings, counselors, family…that’s right, my whole family knows everything now (my mother did too, r.i.p.), so no biggie. Thank you for your interest and flattery.

Brian

[John McClane]

I have a question.

If you had a child with a mental condition, or other disability, and a doctor found a way to cure your child but it requires you to give up your life. What would you do?

[Caitlyn]

I have a question.

If you had a child with a mental condition, or other disability, and a doctor found a way to cure your child but it requires you to give up your life. What would you do?


I don't even have to see Slay's answer to this one to know what it will be...

[John McClane]

I know, I just thought I ask. I know I would, seeing as my sister has epilepsy I would give me life for her in a heart beat.

[LordSlaytan]

I have a question.

If you had a child with a mental condition, or other disability, and a doctor found a way to cure your child but it requires you to give up your life. What would you do?I guess it would depend on the severity of the illness. If it was something minor then she might do better with me around, but if it was debilitating, then I would feel compelled to lay my life down. Of course it's a simple decision since it's a rhetorical question.

PS: Thanks for the vote of confidence, meow. :)

[Caitlyn]

PS: Thanks for the vote of confidence, meow. :)


;) ... and it was almost word for word... :)

[Garrett]

I'm looking at a new computer, do you think I should go for the optional DVD drive?

[LordSlaytan]

Having a DVD player for the PC is a must nowadays. I would get it.

[Garrett]

Having a DVD player for the PC is a must nowadays. I would get it.

Yeah, I'll probably go for it. But why is it a must? We have one for each room of the house (except the bathroom...even though that would be nice :p )

[jrs]

Having a DVD player for the PC is a must nowadays. I would get it.


A.K.A. ... DVD-ROM :D

[The Silver Bullet]

A.K.A. ... DVD-ROM :D
You see that box over there in the corner? Get back in it.

[ash_is_the_gal]

BRIAN:

How much do you love me? :D

What did you do today? What do you plan on doing for the remainder of the evening?

How often do you masterbate?

How many times have you been in love?

Do you want to get married again someday? Including children?

What is the fondest memory you have of your children? (PICK ONE FOR EACH KID ONLY)

So when you gonna come down and visit me, foo'?

[LordSlaytan]

Ashley's Questions:

How much do you love me? :D
How much water is in the ocean?
What did you do today? What do you plan on doing for the remainder of the evening?
I looked for work, posted a little on MoFo, and I ate a Whopper. The rest of the night will consist of chatting with you and writing Annie a long PM.
How often do you masturbate?
ACK!! Couple times a week. *LUCKY I DON'T EMBARRASS EASILY*
How many times have you been in love?
5 times.
Do you want to get married again someday? Including children?
Yes. On both accounts.
What is the fondest memory you have of your children? (PICK ONE FOR EACH KID ONLY)
Jacquelyn: She had this friend that lived a couple of houses down from us. Her mother was a serious alcoholic. Every night she would get plastered on cheap beer, and we would have to take care of her daughter…feed her, etc. One day, Jacquelyn and her friend were fighting over toys and her friend literally freaked out, which frustrated Jacquelyn to no end. So we had this talk about why her friend would lose it so easily over little things like that. I explained to her how unhappy she must be with her mother drinking, and having no friends, etc. Not only did Jacquelyn understand…she took the girl under her wing, so to speak. She would stick up for her, always ask her to play…invite her to play…and it wasn’t pity either. She saw this poor girl wounded…and she loved her. She was always good with empathy and compassion.
Jessica: She was so little when I lost her, that most of my memories are of her just being a cute baby or a rambunctious toddler. After the divorce, before my ex split, I’d pick the girls up for the weekends and sometimes during the week for dinner, movies, whatever…she always had this awesome greeting…she would look up and see me (at 2 ½ - 3 yrs old) and she would literally BEAM…then yell out this big, “Oh! HIIIIiiiiii!” It was so friggin’ adorable, all I could do was scoop her up and shower her with kisses.
So when you gonna come down and visit me, foo'?
When you invite me, foo….:randy:

[Equilibrium]

BRIAN:

How much do you love me? :D

What did you do today? What do you plan on doing for the remainder of the evening?

How often do you masterbate?

How many times have you been in love?

Do you want to get married again someday? Including children?

What is the fondest memory you have of your children? (PICK ONE FOR EACH KID ONLY)

So when you gonna come down and visit me, foo'?

You just resurrected a year old thread man, sweet.


LS, how much do you adore SPIDEI2_MAN__, and moreoever how much do you adore Equilibrium.

[LordSlaytan]

LS, how much do you adore SPIDEI2_MAN__, and moreoever how much do you adore Equilibrium.I couldn't stand you before.

I don’t know you well now.

But you were gracious enough to let bygones be bygones, so my assumption is that you’re a pretty good guy.

As for adoration…c’mon…get real! :laugh:

Do you adore me in all my moronic glory? :kiss:

[nebbit]

Ash has asked all the important questions............ except 1

Do you have cute feet? http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/drool02.gif

[chicagofrog]

How often do you masturbate?
ACK!! Couple times a week. *LUCKY I DON'T EMBARRASS EASILY*
How many times have you been in love?
5 times.

as long as you've been in love more often than you masturbate, everything's okay.
we live in a logical world, don't we?
;)
(*****, me it's 4-5 times against 3-4, or 1, if it is THE Love)

[Sinny McGuffins]

Ask me anything that you want. :yup:How come your apostrophes look like this: ’ , when they usually look like this: ' ?

[Ezikiel]

Is this also an advice thread?


If so, what can I do to grow some balls and ask out the girl I like.



Oh god, I sound like an idiotic 14 year old. Wait... I am four... teen. :(

[John McClane]

Is this also an advice thread?


If so, what can I do to grow some balls and ask out the girl I like.



Oh god, I sound like an idiotic 14 year old. Wait... I am four... teen. :(
Go to Kmart. I heard they got a Blue Light special. ;)

[Strummer521]

What is your favorite Led Zeppelin album?
Favorite movie with a famous musician acting in it?
Favorite piece in chess?
Favorite non-fiction book?
Top five favorite albums?

[ash_is_the_gal]

BRIAN:

Don't you think fake drawers in the top part of the kitchen and bathroom cabinets are CRUEL? I hate it when I try to open it and its fake! Just pointless!

Is there anyone famous that died and you were deeply moved by it? (To TEARS?) And if so, WHO?

Do you think it would be easier to raise a boy or a girl? AND WHY?

What is the number one quality you would look for in a life long partner?

[LordSlaytan]

Do you have cute feet?Not really. They are pretty beat up from averaging a dozen miles a day on them (excluding weekends).

How come your apostrophes look like this: ’ , when they usually look like this: ' ?Because I’m so ****ing cool. Apostrophes don’t EVAH **** with The Lord Of Slay!

…what can I do to grow some balls and ask out the girl I like?If I had the knowledge that I have now back when I was your age…I would have been getting laid 5 times a day. Unfortunately, youth is wasted on the young. You either have the balls or you don’t. There’s no magical solution that I can give you to help you with this. JUST DO IT! If she says no, shrug and move on. If she says yes, then your confidence gets a little stronger. My only real advice is this: Chicks dig guys that are confident. Act like a wuss…get no, er, satisfaction.

What is your favorite Led Zeppelin album?
Favorite movie with a famous musician acting in it?
Favorite piece in chess?
Favorite non-fiction book?
Top five favorite albums?Led Zeppelin II is my favorite album…easy. It has one of the best songs ever devised to make love to; What Is And What Should Never Be (http://www.content.loudeye.com/scripts/hurl.exe?clipid=011667801020006900&cid=600111).

Off the top of my head, I would say Sling Blade, which stars Dwight Yoakam.

The piece I use most effectively is the Knight.

Honestly, I haven’t read many non-fiction books. One I enjoyed a whole helluva lot is Al Franken’s Lies: And The Lying Liars Who Tell Them.

Jesus…questions like this take me FOREVER! :laugh: I’ll rattle off five of my all time favorites, but they’re not THE five. Marilyn Manson: Antichrist Superstar, Pink Floyd: The Final Cut, Queensrÿche: Operation: Mindcrime, The Beatles: Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, Yello: One Second.

Don't you think fake drawers in the top part of the kitchen and bathroom cabinets are CRUEL? I hate it when I try to open it and its fake! Just pointless!

Is there anyone famous that died and you were deeply moved by it? (To TEARS?) And if so, WHO?

Do you think it would be easier to raise a boy or a girl? AND WHY?

What is the number one quality you would look for in a life long partner?Better than fake boobs, if you ask me…but still…it’s hell for a snooper to run across fake drawers.

John Lennon and Princess Di. Lennon…that’s obvious, but Lady Di…I NEVER paid any attention to her, but I got caught up in it. Not any more though, but when I listen to Lennon, I can still get really sad.

I’ve only had experiences with girls, so I don’t really know. I think I’d do either okay, though. I like daughters…the why being: Daddy’s girl and Mama’s boy…I like being the special one. :)

Compassion.




Thanks for the questions. They were fun. :)

[Hondo333]

Not really. They are pretty beat up from averaging a dozen miles a day on them (excluding weekends).

Why do you walk so much???...

[LordSlaytan]

Why do you walk so much???...Because I can't fly. :(

[Hondo333]

...It's easy.

http://steven3812.tripod.com/Bob_Marley_joint__1___1_.jpg

;)

[ash_is_the_gal]

Brian -

If you could only eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be and why? (Humor me, I'm f_cking STARVING).

What's the most you've ever done to impress a girl when you were a teenager?

So, do you have HOBBIT FEET?

[LordSlaytan]

Brian -

If you could only eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be and why? (Humor me, I'm f_cking STARVING).

What's the most you've ever done to impress a girl when you were a teenager?

So, do you have HOBBIT FEET?Whoppers...because they're friggin' great!

I don't know...probably hit somebody they hated.

No hair...but just as leathery. ;D

[Equilibrium]

Do you adore me in all my moronic glory? :kiss:


Hey, in my book-- glory is glory no matter what type. So in my book, yes I adore your moronic glory.

[Sinny McGuffins]

Where can I find a copy of this book of yours, Equilibrium?

[nebbit]

When are we going to see an updated picture of the gorgeous, sweet, intelligent, witty, beautiful, insightful Lordylord. :love: :kiss: :king: :randy: :licklips: :D

[Equilibrium]

Where can I find a copy of this book of yours, Equilibrium?

you may purchase it online by just giving me lots of paypal money.

[nebbit]

I wish Lordylord was here so I could smother him with attention. http://bestsmileys.com/hugging/1.gifhttp://bestsmileys.com/hugging/1.gifhttp://bestsmileys.com/hugging/1.gifhttp://bestsmileys.com/hugging/1.gif

[LordSlaytan]

I AM HERE, NIBBLES...go ahead and smother me with your...attention!!!

[nebbit]

I AM HERE, NIBBLES...go ahead and smother me with your...attention!!!

I am so glad you are here, I was just about to go into stalking mode.
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
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[chicagofrog]

now this is a beautiful post !

[Strummer521]

Hey Slay, just wanted to break the flow here a little and say I'm sorry that your ex is such a drag. I mean, you seem like such a nice person too. Even though you don't know me, and you have no idea if I'm being sincere or not, which I am, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for the position you're in. What goes around, comes around...:yup:

Yeah seriously man, the lady sounds like a major buzzkill. What is so bad about her if you don't mind my asking. If you do mind, then no big deal just don't answer but since the is the thread for asking you questions.....

[Equilibrium]

Wow what an old thread...in fact its so old im allowed to quote myself...:p LS i ask you again:


You just resurrected a year old thread man, sweet.


LS, how much do you adore SPIDEI2_MAN__, and moreoever how much do you adore Equilibrium.

[Strummer521]

Also Slay, what happend when you dissapeared about a month ago?

[Equilibrium]

Also Slay, what happend when you dissapeared about a month ago?
yea he fell off the face of the planet when he found out i wasn't gay. I guess he managed to move on and put aside his love for me.

[Strummer521]

So he went from :love: to :eek: to :(

[SamsoniteDelilah]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v506/MoFoKitty/attention.jpg

[LordSlaytan]

Strummer: That's old news that I don't care to rehash anymore...and I was in jail for a while because I used to hit people when I got too angry.

Equilibrium: You're aces in my book...couldn't stand Spidey tho'. ;D

Sammy: Coool.

[Equilibrium]

Strummer: That's old news that I don't care to rehash anymore...and I was in jail for a while because I used to hit people when I got too angry.


**** you can go to jail for that??? Damn...i better stop.

[Sedai]

Queensrÿche: Operation: Mindcrime
Seriously? I have to go change my rate the MoFo to a 12 now....

Never pegged you as a ryche fan...