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[Sir Toose]

When was the last time someone 'stepped over the line'? What did they do to make you angry?

How important is appearance to you? your own as well that of others?

When you look in the mirror are you happy with yourself? Would you change anything if you could?

Rate your listening skills on a scale of 1 to 10

Are you the 'Life of the Party?'

What could I tell you that would lower your opinion of me?

Are you sexy? Why do you think so?

Are most males small minded? How about women?

Are people too quick to judge in many cases, some cases, a few cases?

In your estimation, did LH Oswald kill Kennedy?

Is murder ever justified?

Tell us about the last thing that made you laugh out loud.

[Sir Toose]

Have you ever had deja vu?


Have you ever had deja vu?


Have you ever had deja vu?


Really?


Do you consider yourself 'sensitive'?


Your favorite toy as a child?


Who did you look forward to seeing most when you were a child?


Truth in Advertising OR Buyer Beware?


What pisses you off in a general sense?


Do you use public facilities for #2 or do you rush home?


What's off limits to you... one example


Your dream job

[LordSlaytan]

1.) If you found out that a ????? was molesting your child, would you let the police take care of it? Or would you handle it yourself?

2.) If you had just found out that you had come in contact with some agent that will end your life in a week, what would you do with your time?

3.) Have you ever felt true hate?

4.) Have you ever succumbed to despair?

5.) You are wandering in the forest when you hear a scuffle in the distance. When you arrive you see an Angel and a Demon fighting over a sword. During the battle the sword gets thrown towards you, landing at your feet. You promptly pick it up and notice that the fighting has stopped and they're both looking at you. You find out that you are holding a sword that can destroy Angels and Demons for good, and they both want you to give it to them. The Demon offers you absolute power in this world, anything that you can possibly want is at your fingertips, and when you arrive in Hell, you will have a place of honor and esteem. The Angel however, offers you nothing. Who do you give the sword to?

6.) You are sightseeing with your family at the Grand Canyon when you see two people messing around and fall over the edge. You jump towards them and manage to grab each by one their hands. The only way to save yourself from falling, let alone either of them, is to let one go so you can grasp the ledge. One of the people is a young man with gold all over and a hat with a pot leaf, the other person is a young woman in a catholic school uniform. Who do you let go of and why?

7.) You have a female co-worker that you like and admire a great deal going through terrible things at home. One day at the water cooler she confides to you that her ex-husband has been stalking her and their children. He has raped her once and beaten her multiple times, and has also done unspeakable things to their children. She is terrified because the last time he made contact with her, he told her that he would kill her. She has gone through all the legal channels to take care of this misery she has to live with, but for one reason or another, he always manages to get away with his crimes.
A few nights later you are driving home from work, when you swerve from a flat tire, you pull into a rest stop to change it. It is dark and there is no one anywhere to be seen when you hunker down to work on it. Then you notice that your friends ex-husband is standing alone by the restroom. You have your tire iron in your hand. What do you do?

8.) You are waiting by the bus stop when an old man standing next to you exclaims,"I won the lottery!". He suffers a massive heart attack and drops dead. When you look at his hand, you see a wedding band and the winning ticket. Do you take it?

9.) Your youngest child comes down with a terminal illness, then you find out later that your wife is pregnant with your next child. The doctor informs you that your unborn child posseses the recources needed to save your sick childs life, although it will almost certainly destroy it. What do you do?

10.) What's in my pocket?

[LordSlaytan]

1. If Satan offered you world recognition with all of your endeavors, and you only had to give him your paltry little soul, would you do it?

2. You're walking down the beach and you see a guy catching pelicans and cutting of their beaks, what do you do?

3. You're at a party where there is a lot of weed and drink. There is a hot girl that you can't keep your eyes off of, and you can't quit fantasizing about her all night. Later in the evening you and the girl wind up getting together. You start making out and discover just how intoxicated she really is. You go to a bedroom and things get really intense when she starts tounging your ear, she tells you it's her 14th birthday today. What's your reaction?

4. You're walking down the street and in front of you a man in a very expensive suit and Gucci shoes drops a money clip and you can see it's very fat. What do you do?

5. You want to be alone one night and decide to go set on a water tower in an industrial complex. You spy from afar a couple of cars pull in from different directions. You lay flat so they don't see you, and you see them getting out of their cars. It's obviously a magor drug deal going down! There are four or five people around each car and they are all armed. After each car trunk is opened you hear shouting then a gunfight happens. It is easy to see that all parties have been hit. After laying low for a few minutes, you build up the nerve to go investigate. When you reach the cars you see in one trunk two open suitcases full of money, in the other trunk you see a large amount of what appears to be cocaine. All the people are dead but one, and he is too weak to reach the gun laying five feet away from him. What do you do?

6. You're at a bank when a robbery begins. Things go sour when police arrive outside the bank. One of the robbers wants to make a point by killing a hostage and proving to the police that they are very serious about there demands. A gunman picks up a child and decides that would be the victim. Before you can even begin to think about it ,you jump up yelling, "NO!". The gunman says that you can take the childs place if you want to. Do you?

7. One day you are shopping at a convenience store when someone comes in and robs the store. The robber leaves shooting and you get hit in the head. When you wake up you find yourself surrounded by fire, and the Devil himself is looking at you directly. He informs you that you are going into the pit, where you will burn eternally but never die. There is one way out, go back to earth and be a suicide bomber. The location for the bombing is a private school in Columbia for about 400 children aged 6-12. Do you suffer the pit?

8. A loner that lives near you is dying. He's never done anything to be noticed in his life, until nearing the end, he decides to let you in on something. You go to his loft and he shows you over forty manuscripts and screenplays. They are some of the best stories you have ever read. In time he becomes a friend of yours, and when he gets really sick, he gives you his keys and asks if you can check on him from time to time. Then one day you see that he has passed. No one except you knows that he was ever a writer. What do you do with his scripts?

9. Someone asks you to go camping with him and you decide to go. To your surprise he brings along a couple of rifles and wants to go hunting for Dingo's/Coyote's. You say sure, thinking that chances are slim that you'll run into any. But then you do, and he wants you to take the first shot. What do you do?

10. A man with leprosy falls down on the sidewalk in front of you, he obviously needs help to get back up. Do you help him?

[LordSlaytan]

Sorry man, I was posting this to all Q&A threads, but yours was lost in the melee.

[r3port3r66]

Here's some for you Sexy:

1) Have you had satisfying sex within the last three months?

2)If you went to a beach and it turned out to be a nude beach, would you stay and go swimming? Would you swim nude, dude?

3)Would it disturb you much if, upon your death, your body were simply thrown into the woods to rot? Why?

4) If you knew your child would be severly retarded and would die by the age of 5, would you decide to have an abortion (or okay it)?

5)If you began to be very attracted to someone of another race, how would your behavior differ from what it would be toward someone of your own race?

[Caitlyn]

I think you answered a couple of these on Toose’s thread so if you want to skip them, that’s okay… I’m too lazy right now to check which ones they were… :D

1) If you have children, what is the single most important thing you hope your children learn from you?

2) If you could meet any person, past or present, who would it be and why?

3) If you had the power to change one event in history, what would it be and why?

4) What makes you smile?

5) What can make you mad faster than anything else?

6) If you had to ability to cure one disease, which one would it be?

7) If someone was standing on the street corner with a map in their hand looking very confused, would you ask them if you could help them?

8) Where do you see yourself in ten years?

9) Which historical figure do you have the most respect for?

10) If you could change places with someone for one week…who would it be and why?

11) What would your ideal vacation be?

12) Are you superstitious?

13) If you saw a man beating a dog with a big stick, what would you do?

14) Do you remember your dreams? And if so, what is the strangest one you remember?

15) If you could have been the lead in any movie, which one would it be?

16) Do any song lyrics move you to tears?

17) If you could change one physical feature, would you and if so, what would it be?

[r3port3r66]

Hey Sexy, what's up? Here are some questions for you.

1) If you could script the basic plot for the dream you will have tonight, what would the story be?

2) If you could prevent an earthquake in Peru that would kill 40,000 people, a crash at your local airport that would kill 200 people, or an automobile accident that would kill an acquaintance of yours, which would you choose?

3) Running too quickly on an icy sidewalk in front of a neighbor's house, you slip and break your leg. Would you be likely to sue the owner if you were confident you could win the suit because of his negligence in shoveling the snow?

4) Relative to the population at large, how do you rate your physical attractiveness? your intelligence? your personality?

5) Would you be willing to commit perjury for a close friend? For example, might you testify that he was driving carefully when he hit a pedestrian even though he had been joking around and not paying attention?

6) In conversations, do you tend to listen or talk more?

7) If you could pass your whole life cared for in every way as you slumbered peacefully, entranced by wonderful dreams, would you do so?

8) Would you rather be happy yet slow-witted and unimaginative or unhappy yet bright and creative? For example, would you rather live the life of a brilliant yet tortured artist such as Vincent van Gogh, or that of a happy carefree soul who is a bit simple-minded?

9) In a restaurant, after getting the check for an excellent meal, you notice that you were not charged for one of the items you ate. Would you tell the waitress?

10) Do you establish routines in your life? For example, do you usually sleep in the same place in your bed? eat meals at the same time? regularly return to the same vacation spot?

11) In terms of relative unpleasantness, how would you rank the following: a nude stroll in public; being spat on by a crowd of people; being arrested for shoplifting; begging for money at the airport? What, if anything, bothers you about looking bad in front of strangers?

12) Would $50,000 be enough money to induce you to take a loyal, healthy pet to the vet to be put to sleep?

[LordSlaytan]

Of course my questions are mostly implausible, so don’t bother saying, “Well that wouldn’t happen to me anyway”. Just assume that these scenarios have happened to you and answer them to the best of your ability. And if I have offended you, I’m really sorry. :nope:

You are riding the train to work during the early morning rush when three punks get on. They are loud and obnoxious and making people feel really uncomfortable with all the swearing and derogatory comments that they are making. There is an old Japanese fellow sitting across from you that seems to be quite interested with the appearances of the trouble making youths. All of a sudden the leader of the small group notices that he’s being stared at and starts to get confrontational with the old man. The leader yells to the old man, “Hey ******, you got a problem?” The old man says nothing, clearly not understanding. At the next stop both the Japanese fellow and the young toughs get ready to depart, it is also your stop. While disembarking, you hear the leader say, “Let’s follow the old ****** home, and take his sh!t”. There is no phone nearby and no way to contact any help. What do you do?

You are vacationing in Taiwan. One night you are having dinner at a restaurant and eating out on the veranda, when you overhear a couple of Americans seated behind you start talking about a local brothel. You start eavesdropping on them and discover that this brothel has girls from all over the world, aged between seven and twelve, that have been abducted from their homes and brought there to be child prostitutes. You are so sickened by what you hear that on the coming of the next morn you go to the U.S. Embassy to see what can be done for these poor girls. They inform you that they are unable to do anything for them unless they are brought to the Embassy. Upon leaving, an officer approaches you and lets you know that he has three friends that live nearby that will help you if you want to try and rescue the girls. He has a plan that will get you in and out of the brothel, but you may need to shoot somebody during the attempt. Very scary, but do you risk it for the girls?

Due to a terrible tragedy you have lost everything and have become homeless. You have lived a type of life where you have never had to face the type of extremes that are about to become a reality for you. Three months later, there still seems to be no hope and you decide that if you’re going to be homeless, you might as well travel. You start hitchhiking around the country taking odd jobs when available and sleeping where you can. There comes a time where prospects are very bleak and you haven’t had even a morsel of food for three days. You start down another lonely highway hoping that things will start looking up when a car pulls over to the side of the road. A ride! You get in the car and meet the driver. He is a bookish older man wearing glasses. After awhile he mentions to you that he is a very lonely man and will pay you $100 if you will give him a hand job. He places the money on the dash and gives you a wan smile. You know that in any type of physical confrontation, that you could easily take this guy. Do you earn the money he has offered? Or do you take it? You can of course, just ask to be let out and stay hungry. What do you do?

One night at the bar you decide it might be a good idea to drink yourself into oblivion. :) The next morning you wake up, not at home, but in a beautiful woman’s embrace. You look at her more closely and see that she is one of the loveliest creatures you have ever seen and start getting excited. You start caressing her in the hopes that she will wake and reciprocate your advances. After a few moments she stirs and opens her eyes, and gives you a smile that melts your heart. She says, “Good morning, did you sleep well?”. You of course tell her that you had and how happy you are to see her again. You give her a compassionate kiss, to which she replies, “Hey Steve, I think he’s ready for some more.” You roll over and meet her husband Steve. What’s your reaction?

Walking to school one morning you see an armored car speeding up the street. It passes you and goes around a corner and out of sight. A little farther down the street you see not one, but two satchels lying in the middle of the street. You look around and see no one around at all. So instead of going to school, you grab the satchels and run home. When you get there, you open them and dump the contents onto your bed. In a few minutes you count out $62,000. Do you keep the money?

The apocalypse has finally come upon us and most of the human race is gone. By some freak of nature, you find that there are three young women in your city that are still alive. You take your new family up into the mountains where the hunting is good, and the air and water are pure. After a few months of trekking back and forth from the city to your mountain retreat, you have built a modest cabin and start farming your new land. It is all good until one day when a stranger appears. It is an adult male. You are unsure of what to do because, at this point in time, all human life is extremely rare and precious. But it can be dangerous as well. You invite him into your home and offer him a meal. During supper, you cannot help but notice how lecherously he looks when gazing at the women and girls. What do you do to handle this possibly volatile situation?

You’ve got a friend, he’s your best friend. You’ve known him for most of your life. One day you’re over at his house and he mentions that he’s been having some problems with his computer. You have a vague idea of what might be wrong and offer to take a look at it, but since it might take awhile, you’ll need to take it home with you. He says that that would be alright and proceeds to take it apart and put it in your car. That evening you hook it up and take a look. While you are checking out what he has loaded on his hard drive, you see a directory labeled PORN. Wondering what kind of porno your friend looks at, you open up a picture. You are shocked to see that it is a picture of a young child posing sexually. You close the picture immediately and open another, it’s the same type. You look at the directory structure that is under the header PORN and see that there is a sub directory with his nephews name on it. Your stomach is in your throat, but you open one of the pictures anyway, you have to be sure. Your worst nightmare is true. What do you do with your newfound knowledge of your best friend? Would your decision be different if there weren’t any pictures of his nephew?

You’re at your girlfriends house for a night of dinner and games with her family. The meal is good, but the company is miserable. You find out that you cannot stand your girlfriends Mother. She’s arrogant and rude, and quite frankly, a miserable person. Shortly after dinner the Mother breaks out with the Trivial Pursuit game, and starts bragging about how smart she is. She makes it quite clear that she thinks you’re an idiot, and ought to be an easy workout for her mentally. It only takes you a short while to figure out how right she really is, she is amazingly intelligent and informed. Yet you know a foolproof way to cheat, so as to win the game. It would be really nice to show this woman up, and there would be no way for anyone to ever know that you have cheated. Do you cheat or not?

You are at a nightclub complaining to a friend about your finances to the bartender when a man approaches you. He says that he couldn’t help but overhear what you were saying, and that he knows of a possible way for you to make millions of dollars in one night. Asking if you’re interested you immediately agree that you are. He asks you to come with him if you want to learn more about this opportunity. You decide to go along with him and get into his Mercedes. He takes you to a mansion up in the hills. Once inside the house he beckons for you to follow him into the parlor where there is a man sitting at a small table. The man tells you that he is the gentleman’s servant and that the man is an extremely rich oil tycoon that has been diagnosed with a terminal illness. The man hates losing control and has decided to take fate into his own hands. The servant reaches under the table and pulls out a large suitcase. After opening it you see that it is full of money and a revolver. The rich man tells you that if you were to play russian roulette with him, you could win five hundred million dollars. If you lose… Do you play?

You have had a crush on a woman at work since the first day you saw her. It seems that you are dreaming about her nightly and thinking about her daily. One day you finally build up the nerve to ask her out, even though another co-worker has informed you that the girl of your dreams is a heart breaker and cruel. Not being to help yourself, you ask her out and the date is excellent. Before long you two are an item on a whirlwind romance. Two weeks later you are at her place when she tells you that she’s a really kinky girl, and that if you were to where her undies, it would drive her crazy insane, and turn her into a lusty beast. After awhile you decide to trust her and go for it. She opens a nightstand drawer and pulls out a pair of pantyhose and hands them too you. You put them on and have the most wild night of your life. The next day at work, you see that she is already there and turn on your computer. Your wallpaper is a picture of you sleeping with a pair of pantyhose on and a smile! You delete the picture and head over to her cubicle to ask her what the hell she’s trying to pull, when you realize that all the computers have that as their wallpaper. When you look back towards your dream girl, she’s laughing her ass of, as well as a few other female co-workers. How would you handle this situation? :)