The Opposite Thread

[r3port3r66]

I love reading the posts that reply to some threads in this forum, where members argue (discuss) a topic and they take one side of the issue and vehemently, and intelligently support their opinions. So I was wondering, being as intelligent as they are, if they could switch their opinions, just for this thread, and argue in FAVOR of a topic they disagree with, or support a topic they don't agree with.

I'll start:

I think organized religion, especially Christianity, should be instilled upon society because it does more good than harm. Christianity solves many problems. First it helps people to realize there is a greater power in the universe, and that everything one does reflects upon them on judgement day. If a person has led a good Christian life, he or she will be rewarded in the after-life. However, if he or she has decided to live la life of sin, they will be punished eternally. That means it would behove a person to live a wholesome life; going to church, helping the needy, praying for the sinners. If everyone embraced God, we wouldn't have half the problems we do in the world.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Ugly Celebrity replies:

We are all going to hell. Face it, faces, WE ARE ALL GOING TO HELL. Nobody is safe, whether you're a Christian or not.

Homosexuality is the biggest sin. If you are a homosexual (shudders like an earthquake) the devil will reserve the HOTTEST spot in his vast ocean of fire for you.

That's all I have to say. Time to go roll around in the mud with some pigs and get even uglier (and by the way, there's nothing sexy about that).

[r3port3r66]

I agree with you Ugly, being an upstanding heterosexual male myself. Besides homosexuals choose to be gay anyway, meaning they already know the difference between right and wrong.

[Herod]

I support local businesses and nothing else, because any large companies that try to crush these "mom and pop" shops are quite plainly evil. I mean, Starbucks obviously doesn't make better coffee than local shops, and the only reason so many people drink it is because people are too stupid to think for themselves. Besides, I enjoy the atmosphere of small town shops like.... Jitter's. And I'm not just saying this because I don't understand the intracacies of capitalism.
Communism rocks!
Legalise skateboarding!
Anarchy, yeah!


*Damn, that was surprisingly hard. I think I've just gained a newfound respect for idiots.*

[Sexy Celebrity]

Jennifer Lopez is the best actress in the world and she really shines in "Maid in Manhattan". I would love it if she was my maid. I would throw lint all over my naked body and make her dust me off real good. :devil: :devil: :devil:

[Henry The Kid]

Mtv really helps modern society.






Bush is a good man. He wakes up and prays every day, and we all know that a strong Christian backing=good president.

[Sir Toose]

Look, I'm tired of creative banter here, this site IS ABOUT MOVIES! We should delete the intermission forum all together and just talk cinema.

[The Silver Bullet]

For a moment there I had no idea what Toose was doing or saying. Then I realised this was the opposite thread and I understood. Unless he was being serious. I do not know. This post is not an opposite post. This is an opposite rant:

Animals that get along with every reason in the world other than the fiction that they don't enjoy knowing that they are worse than others are morally uplifting.

Work that out...

[Steve]

I believe Joel Schumacher is the greatest living director in any country in the world, and has made more masterpieces than Bergman, Bunuel, and Bertolucci combined.

J.Lo's ass is absolutely horrifying and gross.

Pornography is evil. Smoking is even worse. Alcohol rots your teeth out. Mountain climbing is for pussies. Rollerblading with pads on is awesome. The Muslims are all terrorists and will bomb my car if they see this message. Homosexuals belong in Hades, where they will encounter more sodomy, onanism, and oral sex than they could ever want and will thusly repent and spend eternity begging our Lord Jesus the Nazarene for his forgiveness, which he will rightly withhold. Marijuana should never be used medicinally. Madden NFL 2003 is the WORST game ever for PS2.

Additionally, the United States' indirect support of the atrocities in East Timor and South Africa a few years back, as well as her refusal to pay her U.N. debts, her support of many evil corporate-sponsored dictators around the globe, her refusal to sign many treaties (including the Universal Declaration for rights of the Child), her coups in Nicaragua, Guatemala, Chile, and Iran, and her oppression of minorities for over 200 years have all been supported by excellent evidence and in the long run have proved to be fruitful and terrific for the growth of this country.

[Yoda]

George W. Bush is the worst President we've ever had.

I am SO not seeing LOTR: TTT tomorrow.

Past history clearly shows that societies can get along just fine without the idea of a Higher Power.

Justin Timberlake's first solo album sounds NOTHING like Michael Jackson's 1979 debut smash, Off the Wall.

Religion is based on blind faith and irrational emotion.

I hate my new digital camera.

The Bible clearly states that anything that feels good is strictly forbidden.

I hate Italian food.

Everyone knows that Christianity says all homosexuals will burn forever and ever for their sins.

VHS mops the floor with DVD.

[r3port3r66]

These posts are downright saddening. In fact, I'm crying right now, I'm so sad. I don't think I've ever read anything so sorrowful.:bawling:

Silver I totally get your post man.:yup:

[firegod]

Horrible thread!!! What a freaking nutjob, man.

Let's start off with loyalty. I don't view it as the highest virtue of them all, but I certainly value it above those overrated virtues like compassion, reason, integrity, fairness, open-mindedness and honesty. What would our world be without rigid loyalty? Only weak-minded fools would ever go against their people, political party, country, family or friend on an issue just because they strongly believe in a certain position.

We should go back to our roots and let man be the head of the household again! Look at how different men and women are for crying out loud! ALL of those differences are obviously caused 100% by nature, having nothing at all to do with societal customs and attitudes. We are obviously the stronger species, and women need to step off and listen to their masters. When will men be men again? When will they stop being pussies and tell all women to go back to their full-time job of cooking, cleaning, taking care of children, and obeying their husbands?

Listen up, homos! Leave me alone! Take your nasty habits to some other frigin' country before I show you what's what! Go visit Pat Robertson; he might be able to heal your sorry ass!

Aren't Chris' ideas about atheists completely correct? In fact, everyone should follow his lead and adopt a bunch of C.S. Lewis ideas, because that great writer comes from a completely unbiased place and makes more sense than anyone! For example, if you don't believe in a higher power, why in the world would you ever decide to continue following your morals? They make no sense unless you believe! If you don't believe, then there is no reason for you to do anything except help yourself, and all opinions have the same value! Wake up!

I never make typos or mental errors, so I hardly ever edit my posts at all. I'm just plain better at this than all of you. Next!

Fargo is one of the best movies of all time; anyone who can't see that is no film buff and needs to start working on their critical thinking skills. What a brilliant film! I've never laughed so hard or been more impressed with the writing of a story in all my life.

[Monkeypunch]

Oh MAN, George W. Bush is the all time best president we've ever had, and he's not a war-mongering idiot at all!

I loved Titanic and Moulin Rouge! They were so well made and original!

I can't wait to go fight with Iraq! It's not just about oil!

I'm so glad that my taxes pay for missle defense shields that don't work.

It's good that Osama Bin Laden got away! He wasn't important!

I think that the Religious Right have so many great ideas that they should force on all the heathens of society! I myself am a devout Christian and all.

Censorship is okay because it protects children from unpopular opinions!

Eminem should shut the hell up, and Creed should make MORE albums. They rock the house....

Jackass The Movie is going to bring about the fall of civilization as we know it.

Papa Gino's pizza is GREAT!

Martin Scorsese is an untalented hack. Give me Michael Bay!

The new Star Wars films are just so much better than the originals! CGI rules! I can't wait till Lucas makes the crappy old ones better by remaking them almost entirely! Hayden Christensen is an acting GOD.

(Is that opposite enough?)

[The Silver Bullet]

The first thing you knew this thread would not do was become a vehicle for me to applaud myself and my conceptions.

[frutkake]

It Pi$$es me off that CGI is getting rid of all old movie techniques like REAL chracters instead of CGI characters. Sure CGI looks better but it doesnt look REAL!:yup:

[Sir Toose]

My god Fire, You finally make sense to me...





:rotfl:

[The Silver Bullet]

Frutkake: you are very sad. And I am not talking in opposites.

[Yoda]

Originally posted by firegod
Horrible thread!!! What a freaking nutjob, man.
I completely agree.


Originally posted by firegod
Aren't Chris' ideas about atheists completely correct? In fact, everyone should follow his lead and adopt a bunch of C.S. Lewis ideas, because that great writer comes from a completely unbiased place and makes more sense than anyone!
Absolutely. I get ALL my ideas from Lewis and everyone here has shown on numerous occasions that they can handily refute his concepts.


Originally posted by firegod
For example, if you don't believe in a higher power, why in the world would you ever decide to continue following your morals? They make no sense unless you believe! If you don't believe, then there is no reason for you to do anything except help yourself, and all opinions have the same value! Wake up!
That's not true! Obviously it makes perfect, logical sense to follow your instincts for no other reason than that they happen to exist.


Originally posted by Toose
My god Fire, You finally make sense to me...
:laugh:

[Sexy Celebrity]

Originally posted by firegod
Listen up, homos! Leave me alone! Take your nasty habits to some other frigin' country before I show you what's what! Go visit Pat Robertson; he might be able to heal your sorry ass!

I don't wanna know how... :sick: :sick: :sick: